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I am John • commented on a post 8 hours ago

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

It was the second level or something. No call for it to come that early. As soon as you lost Donatello and Leonardo it was all over.

I am John • upvoted 30 items 8 hours ago

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

It was the second level or something. No call for it to come that early. As soon as you lost Donatello and Leonardo it was all over.

“She’s A Vampire But I Can’t Prove It”: 20 Famous Women Who Look Way Younger Than They Really Are

Stunning

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

It was the second level or something. No call for it to come that early. As soon as you lost Donatello and Leonardo it was all over.

“She’s A Vampire But I Can’t Prove It”: 20 Famous Women Who Look Way Younger Than They Really Are

Stunning

“She’s A Vampire But I Can’t Prove It”: 20 Famous Women Who Look Way Younger Than They Really Are

Does not dye her hair? Those are great genes. Always gorgeous and funny.

“She’s A Vampire But I Can’t Prove It”: 20 Famous Women Who Look Way Younger Than They Really Are

She is so naturally gorgeous!

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Society doesn’t make sense when you think about it for a moment. People hoarding wealth they don’t need and didn’t earn while people starve. Inheriting money isn’t earning it despite what the rich tell you. If giving children titles they didn’t earn via monarchies didn’t make sense then why does giving children money they didn’t earn make sense? We still operate society based on blood and it only has meaning because we give it meaning.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

The ugly truth of the world is that luck plays the biggest role. Your genes and environment dictate who you become, and we punish people for these things they have no control over. It is messed up.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

That thing wouldn't last a week in my city - just too tempting to pitch a rock.... and I'm in Canada!

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Ya know, you really should have that undercoating.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Education nor health care are free anywhere! When will people learn this? It's all payed for with taxes.

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

Nobody gets harmed, so what's the issue? Still good of OP to keep stum. Too many people get a hissy fit over what consenting adults do.

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

The Power Glove. It's so bad.

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

w*f is illegal waste management? What am I missing.

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

That was INSANELY difficult...

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

For 25 years, when submitting a proposal for work from my company, they had to have my CV. It was basically, 'Owned and ran this company for [however many] years'. Every time.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Although in the Matrix, making people happy didn't work, so there's that....

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

1. How inappropriate of the ex-fiancee. 2. No public proposal

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

I had a whole box of these. The hype was gone from one day to the next

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

If only there was a cheaper, natural alternative.... 🤔

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Junking farcebook is a really good start!

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

One of my professors, Alfred Baumeister, at Vanderbilt's John F. Kennedy Center for Research on Education and Human Development, used to tell us that if you want to know the best predictor for how someone would turn out in life given the current US climate was to look at the zip code of the child's parents when the child was born.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Where's the bullet proof vests?

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Looks like the Costco in Idiocracy.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

🎶 God bless the USA. 🎶 (Ed.) And this bill is from over 10 years ago. Think what it would be now.

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

4 n64 controllers all equipped with rumble paks? What, are these kids rich or something?!

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

These make me ill. And BP, you ought to back off your crappy AI pix as well. Also your shoddy AI entries on articles.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

I hope women carry this

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

Kids still do this. Much to my annoyance! 😂

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Che Guevara shirts! $80!

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

How about just having more trees. They have more benefits than just creating oxygen. Shade for one.

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Snake? Snaaake!

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I am John • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

Man Has The Audacity To Mansplain Breastfeeding, The Internet Believes He Might Be Right

Not sure what part of this is mansplaining. Just explaining.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Its the king of Rohan! Leave him alone you slimy wormtongue.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Doing it right now!

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I am John • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

80 Fascinating Photos From The US Past You Need To See

MURICA!

Man Has The Audacity To Mansplain Breastfeeding, The Internet Believes He Might Be Right

Not sure what part of this is mansplaining. Just explaining.

80 Fascinating Photos From The US Past You Need To See

MURICA!

Man Has The Audacity To Mansplain Breastfeeding, The Internet Believes He Might Be Right

Not sure what part of this is mansplaining. Just explaining.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Its the king of Rohan! Leave him alone you slimy wormtongue.

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I am John • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Jokes That You Made Up Yourself? (Closed)

I am John • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Describe Your Job Title Very Poorly

I am John • commented on a post 8 hours ago

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

It was the second level or something. No call for it to come that early. As soon as you lost Donatello and Leonardo it was all over.

I am John • commented on 19 posts 1 day ago

80 Fascinating Photos From The US Past You Need To See

A lot of average or below recently...

80 Fascinating Photos From The US Past You Need To See

MURICA!

80 Fascinating Photos From The US Past You Need To See

The irony!

Man Has The Audacity To Mansplain Breastfeeding, The Internet Believes He Might Be Right

Not sure what part of this is mansplaining. Just explaining.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Its the king of Rohan! Leave him alone you slimy wormtongue.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Doing it right now!

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Translated from: "How come ya boadar to dae ma nut in so much hen?", "Ach, its nae boader ya tube". Then he flashes his kilt and she giggles ironically. Typical night in Glasgow.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Bloody big letter. Maybe containing one of those giant checks people win in the lottery?

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

In case men come along? What about the suggestive Urn?

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

I'm sure there was Gin in this?

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Airplane! Stop calling me Shirley.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Oh yeah. Also, I think you should name the big silver thing.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Succeeding at failing? Or a failed fail?

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

The wee mouse in the bottom right.

95 Old Paintings That Accidentally Captured Modern Problems Perfectly And Became Hilarious Memes

Boom boom!

38 Diseases That Are The Worst Of The Worst

This one is brutal, particularly because of what's called anticipation. It gets worse with every generation. Maybe it gets diagnosed in a grandparent who's 70, but the father will get it at 50 and the child at 30. So sad. Hoping for a cure soon planet earth.

38 Diseases That Are The Worst Of The Worst

Very compassionate entry this one. All the entries here are horrible, but these are common.

105 Funny And Relatable Memes That Prove Gamers Are Living A Completely Different Reality

At that age Leonardo would even have dated himself.

105 Funny And Relatable Memes That Prove Gamers Are Living A Completely Different Reality

I remember when we upgraded our Atari to 1mb of RAM so we could play street fighter 2. It was a combined Christmas present for my brother and I.

I am John • upvoted 20 items 10 hours ago

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

It was the second level or something. No call for it to come that early. As soon as you lost Donatello and Leonardo it was all over.

Nostalgic-Xennial-Kid-Memes

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

That was INSANELY difficult...

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

The Power Glove. It's so bad.

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

I had a whole box of these. The hype was gone from one day to the next

Nostalgic-Xennial-Kid-Memes

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

4 n64 controllers all equipped with rumble paks? What, are these kids rich or something?!

54 Nostalgic Posts For Those Who Don’t Feel Like They Belong to Either Gen X Or Millennials

Kids still do this. Much to my annoyance! 😂

Nostalgic-Xennial-Kid-Memes

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Junking farcebook is a really good start!

Humans-Of-Dystopia-Posts

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Where's the bullet proof vests?

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

I hope women carry this

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

If only there was a cheaper, natural alternative.... 🤔

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

That thing wouldn't last a week in my city - just too tempting to pitch a rock.... and I'm in Canada!

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

How about just having more trees. They have more benefits than just creating oxygen. Shade for one.

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