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Dan Collins • commented on 31 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Best Halloween Costume You've Ever Worn

Mine was too long ago and don’t have a picture (40 years). I dressed my wife in a cardboard box around her waist that was painted like a brick. She had a T-shirt with the word “brick” on it. I walked behind her in painters pants. My shirt said “ brick layer” 😝

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

Nope. Them are McDonalds fries.

Hey Pandas, Share The Best Halloween Costume You've Ever Worn

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

Nope. Them are McDonalds fries.

“Compound Interest Is An Amazing Thing”: 30 People Share Their Best ‘Rich People Tips’

Stretch the first part of the toilet paper roll like the last part.

50 Times People Tasted Something Unusual Whether On Purpose Or By Accident

Peanut butter Peach Jam Dill pickles. PDY (pretty darn yummy)

“That’s Your Flight, Sorry”: Guy Loses It Over Missed Flight, Gate Attendant Serves Up Revenge

BOOMER BASH Totally unnecessary.

“I Didn’t Get The Job”: 30 Times People Snapped At A Job Interview

Goodness gracious most of these are short novels.

30 Surprisingly Easy Frugal Changes That Helped People Reach Their Financial Goals

Money is like toilet paper. Learn to use the full roll like you use the last 3 feet 🤓🤓

30 Surprisingly Easy Frugal Changes That Helped People Reach Their Financial Goals

Gave my wife 2 choices. Stop dying your own hair to save$$ and go to a proper salon or go gray. She has the most beautiful gray hair on the planet!

50 Times People Opened Up Things And Just Had To Share What They Found Inside (New Pics)

I had one of those. I emailed the company (curious not complaining). This happens at the mussel farm. The crab egg gets washed into it somehow and becomes a host.

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Another Boomer bash mixed in a story that has nothing to do with Boomers.

“Sniffing Rubbing Alcohol Gets Rid Of Nausea”: 50 Weird Life Hacks That Work For Some Reason

Binder clips are way less expensive than chip clips and last forever

“Sniffing Rubbing Alcohol Gets Rid Of Nausea”: 50 Weird Life Hacks That Work For Some Reason

Sometimes I wear a shirt for a couple hours. I rehang it without buttoning it. That lets me know I can wear again for a short time before laundering.

30 Adult Problems People Wish Someone Warned Them About Earlier In Life

I want a young doctor. One that won’t retire until AFTER I’m gone.

30 Adult Problems People Wish Someone Warned Them About Earlier In Life

Like most of us we like our music (any genre) loud. The quality of earbuds and headphones is incredible but it comes with a price. Hearing loss. Got my hearing aids 3 years ago.

“The True Stupidity Of Earth”: 50 Spot-On Posts That Perfectly Illustrate Work In A Restaurant

I was a custodian who had to regularly mop hallways. Everyone knew it was OK to walk on it. They gotta do their job too!

50 Times Parents Were So Wholesome And Supportive, They Won The Internet (New Pics)

Keep writing🤓🤓

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

I’m old. I use that one all the time

40 Things People Believed Were Normal Until They Learned The Truth

I spent 20 years in furniture. So many parents went cheap on the kids mattress. If you really love your kids the should get the good mattress before you get your next whatever you think you deserve more.

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

It’s a shame that this majestic animal is in a concrete enclosure and a cardboard box. I realize that they are on a path to extinction so shame on everyone ( myself included)

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore

Let the one with no quirks, habits, gross functions, smelly farts or b/o cast the first………. Love me all the way and I’ll love you all the way.

Flight Attendants Intervene Twice As Tensions Rise Between Boomers And A Mom That Won’t Move

Seems Boomers are the new whipping boy of our times. You cannot blast someone for their Faith or sexual preference or color so let’s just bash a generation. I guess it’s our fault because we raised the ones who are so anti Boomer.

35 Hilarious Tweets Summarizing How Married Couples Spend Their Weekends Together

Second alternative answer: All of them.

"This Makes Me So Happy": 36 Stories About How People Knew They Had Found "The One"

Same here. Parents kicked her out. Oh hell no. Married 45 years and counting.

50 Posts About The ‘80s And ‘90s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

How about taping a playing card to your bike so the spokes would make that cool noise.

50 Posts About The ‘80s And ‘90s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

I’m 66 and played with them. So, we had them in the 60’s

50 Posts About The ‘80s And ‘90s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

They came in rolls, 5 or 6 were stacked together. I would take the stack and sledgehammer the whole stack at once. Kablam!

The Top 30 Craziest And Funniest Things Security People Have Caught People Doing On Camera

The homeless regularly hit butt bins.

"What Place Have You Visited That Lived Up To Or Exceeded The Hype?" (35 Answers)

Next time book a rafting adventure through the Canyon. 6-10 days of raw power.

"What Place Have You Visited That Lived Up To Or Exceeded The Hype?" (35 Answers)

Visited there last year. INCREDIBLE BEAUTY. I’ve seen the Rockies, the Alps and Alaska. The Andes by far the prettiest ( for me)

If You’re Having A Bad Day, These 35 Random Memes Might Be The Thing That Cheers You Up

Seen this for the last 10+ years. Never been clear.

35 Things Americans Didn’t Know The Rest Of The World Envies Them For

The grass is always greener somewhere else. But I do believe that being born in the US is like hitting the lottery. A single mom in the USThat has an apartment is better off than 90% of the rest of the females on the planet. On the flip side we are the most wasteful country out there. Using far more resources than anywhere else and contributing to world pollution at an alarming rate.

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Dan Collins • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Another Boomer bash mixed in a story that has nothing to do with Boomers.

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Didn't bother to read, but downvoted automatically for use of the derogatory "boomer".

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

I stopped reading after the ageist boomer c**p. And, no, I'm not a boomer.

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Ms Doormat whines about Boomers. Yikes. One sentence if miss drunky rental owner asked me: Nope.

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

The 1st baby can come anytime, the 2nd one always takes 9 months.

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

My family woulda launched themselves at the dude and beaten him within an inch of his life for kicking one of our dogs.

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Dan Collins • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Happens All Day Every Day?

Dan Collins • submitted a new post 3 years ago

You Are Old If You Remember........

Dan Collins • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post An Image From Your Device And Let The Commenters Give It A Title (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is An Underrated Food Combo? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Why Did You Join Bored Panda? (Closed)

Dan Collins • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Best Halloween Costume You've Ever Worn

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

Nope. Them are McDonalds fries.

“Compound Interest Is An Amazing Thing”: 30 People Share Their Best ‘Rich People Tips’

Stretch the first part of the toilet paper roll like the last part.

50 Times People Tasted Something Unusual Whether On Purpose Or By Accident

Peanut butter Peach Jam Dill pickles. PDY (pretty darn yummy)

“That’s Your Flight, Sorry”: Guy Loses It Over Missed Flight, Gate Attendant Serves Up Revenge

BOOMER BASH Totally unnecessary.

“I Didn’t Get The Job”: 30 Times People Snapped At A Job Interview

Goodness gracious most of these are short novels.

30 Surprisingly Easy Frugal Changes That Helped People Reach Their Financial Goals

Money is like toilet paper. Learn to use the full roll like you use the last 3 feet 🤓🤓

30 Surprisingly Easy Frugal Changes That Helped People Reach Their Financial Goals

Gave my wife 2 choices. Stop dying your own hair to save$$ and go to a proper salon or go gray. She has the most beautiful gray hair on the planet!

50 Times People Opened Up Things And Just Had To Share What They Found Inside (New Pics)

I had one of those. I emailed the company (curious not complaining). This happens at the mussel farm. The crab egg gets washed into it somehow and becomes a host.

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Another Boomer bash mixed in a story that has nothing to do with Boomers.

“Sniffing Rubbing Alcohol Gets Rid Of Nausea”: 50 Weird Life Hacks That Work For Some Reason

Binder clips are way less expensive than chip clips and last forever

“Sniffing Rubbing Alcohol Gets Rid Of Nausea”: 50 Weird Life Hacks That Work For Some Reason

Sometimes I wear a shirt for a couple hours. I rehang it without buttoning it. That lets me know I can wear again for a short time before laundering.

30 Adult Problems People Wish Someone Warned Them About Earlier In Life

I want a young doctor. One that won’t retire until AFTER I’m gone.

30 Adult Problems People Wish Someone Warned Them About Earlier In Life

Like most of us we like our music (any genre) loud. The quality of earbuds and headphones is incredible but it comes with a price. Hearing loss. Got my hearing aids 3 years ago.

“The True Stupidity Of Earth”: 50 Spot-On Posts That Perfectly Illustrate Work In A Restaurant

I was a custodian who had to regularly mop hallways. Everyone knew it was OK to walk on it. They gotta do their job too!

50 Times Parents Were So Wholesome And Supportive, They Won The Internet (New Pics)

Keep writing🤓🤓

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

I’m old. I use that one all the time

40 Things People Believed Were Normal Until They Learned The Truth

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

It’s a shame that this majestic animal is in a concrete enclosure and a cardboard box. I realize that they are on a path to extinction so shame on everyone ( myself included)

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore

Let the one with no quirks, habits, gross functions, smelly farts or b/o cast the first………. Love me all the way and I’ll love you all the way.

Dan Collins • upvoted 12 items 1 year ago

30 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets We Found On The Internet This Month

FFS, she s making a joke

50 Of The Most Haunting Liminal Spaces You May Never Want To End Up Within

I think the legs give it away...it's a pop-up canopy.

50 Of The Most Haunting Liminal Spaces You May Never Want To End Up Within

It's a tent or canopy for outdoor seating.

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Didn't bother to read, but downvoted automatically for use of the derogatory "boomer".

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Ms Doormat whines about Boomers. Yikes. One sentence if miss drunky rental owner asked me: Nope.

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

Another Boomer bash mixed in a story that has nothing to do with Boomers.

“Sorry Pumpkin”: Helpful Homeowner Reaches Her Limit After Enduring The Most Entitled Neighbors

I stopped reading after the ageist boomer c**p. And, no, I'm not a boomer.

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

The 1st baby can come anytime, the 2nd one always takes 9 months.

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

My family woulda launched themselves at the dude and beaten him within an inch of his life for kicking one of our dogs.

Folks Share The Most Disturbing Things They’ve Seen While Camping And Here Are 30 Of The Scariest

It was just a Scooby Doo villian, and you fell into his trap. Scare you off the land, then buy it cheap.

Tried My Best

50 Times People Hilariously Failed At Creating Pinterest Crafts At Home

They had courage making that,;i didn't have kindness when I said that.

Dan Collins • upvoted 6 items 3 years ago

You Are Old If You Remember........

Having to rewind VHS tapes before returning them to Blockbuster or else you’d get a fee

You Are Old If You Remember........

Cars with middle front seats and hand crank windows

You Are Old If You Remember........

Cars with no air conditioning, only an AM radio, and a lap seatbelt that we didn’t use. Hell, our parents let us lay on the rear window platform behind the back seat, over the trunk.

Mom Decided To Dress Her Twin Boys In Two Different Colors To Tell Them Apart, Cousin Goes "Ballistic" On Her

Exactly! Note to the cousin: I’m returning your nose. I found it in my business.

35 Reasons "You Should Have Hired An Architect" Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Good for teaching the toddler how to walk up stairs.

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