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Colt Winkler

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Colt Winkler • upvoted 12 items 17 hours ago

Fails, Funny

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I have questions...

Fails, Funny

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I have questions...

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

bruh...

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Karma for paying $6K for a rug that ugly.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

"Act of God", at least as far as US insurance companies are concerned. You won't get a penny from them. (I suppose you can always go to a church and ask the Pastor why God hated your car.)

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Was the prop spinning? Because you'd have two very different faces being made by the driver.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Enigmatic names to the rescue! Get a frame, cut out the most interesting blue piece, add the right name and this is art worth millions! How about "Portrait of Bonnie Blue Under Blacklight"?

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Back then, I would have been so stupid to reply "No thanks, I have my own car parked here." 😅

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

The operative word is "undisclosed". Whoever did the "undisclosure" has to pay.

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

We wanted dogs. Not punk seals

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

More info from OP (dots exchanged to not get hidden) "Yeah that’s about it_ I was drilling through a floor down through the ceiling of the room below it_ I was pretty sure it was just 13 inches of empty space but turns out it was really not_ This cable contained 20 smaller wires_"

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

Nooooo!

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Colt Winkler • upvoted 28 items 1 day ago

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Aw, it's romantic. You each wear half on a chain around your neck.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

I love how it's the paint guy's fault. It's your car, your paint, and your responsibility to ensure everything is secured for transit.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Aw, it's romantic. You each wear half on a chain around your neck.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

I love how it's the paint guy's fault. It's your car, your paint, and your responsibility to ensure everything is secured for transit.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

If you look carefully you can just see a hand sticking out on the left of the pallet.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Stupid is as stupid does.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

What about mutton? Fluffy chicken??

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Ewww, looks like ground beef

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

I'm going to have to find a plum orchard now on a rainy day to see what that smells like.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

No sympathy here. Hire a surveyor amd get it all worked out by professionals... idiots.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

"No sympathy for the self-inflicted' - what my Mum would say to me when I had a hangover.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Not just the boss, the owner of the cable too and the people who depend on it.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

That happened to us too once. The lawn service accidentally ran over a rock and it got catapulted right through the dining room window. They paid to get it replaced.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

" .. and children that's why we should always leave early so we don't have to use warp speed to get to work."

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Isn't that just the weird fashion thing these days....

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

I've never understood putting glass under a chair that rolls around while someone sits in it. 🤷‍♀️

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

That happened to the rear window of my car once. I slammed the door and a million little pieces of glass fell inside the back seat. It sounded like ice shattering.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

The five seconds rule doesn't apply to sattelites?

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Did it at least fix a pothole?

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

It's very bourgeois to feed the dog with Gucci.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Honestly that's kind of impressive! How do you even make that happen??

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

If you're that stupid you deserve to lose money!

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Proof that money doesn't buy intelligence

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

And chipmunks and squirrels

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

It's hard to soft pedal an accident like that.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Nimrods

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

I hope it didn’t fall on anyone!

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Colt Winkler • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Car You Have Owned, And Why?

Colt Winkler • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Your Last Words Would Be?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

Colt Winkler • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Story That Still Scares You To This Day

Colt Winkler • commented on a post 5 days ago

Your Conflict Personality Exposed: 26 Scenarios Reveal How You Respond Under Pressure

same here lol

Colt Winkler • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

Discover How Well You Actually Know Geography By Identifying These 26 Countries From A Map

i forgot about tanzania

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

oh well lucky guess

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

at jeans*

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

number 19 is NOT saudi :( its so extremely obviously turkiye and its not even an available answer

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

for a spookie dookie? creepy peepee?

56 Photos From Around The World That Hit Harder Than Words Ever Could

hes not snitching lol

“What Is The Weirdest Thing You’ve Seen Through A Surveillance Camera?”: 58 Answers, From Bizarre To Creepy

sureeeee

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

i still dont know about this, i really feel like hed be in jail by now if it was really the case. but maybe im naive

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

i love irn bru (canada WITH very orange fanta)

Colt Winkler • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

HAHA took me a sec

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

is death john wick

15 Times Being A “Karen” Didn’t Go As Planned In 2025

aaaaand we made it political

Colt Winkler • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

nuh uh i cant hear you over my FREEDOM RAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

25 Then And Now Shots Of Stars In 2005, 2015 And 2025, Including One Who Was Left "Disfigured"

idk about dramatic changes

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

she just used markers and coloured the tat in? am i missing something

Colt Winkler • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

rhymes with some

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

what

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

...gandalf?

Colt Winkler • upvoted 20 items 19 hours ago

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

My money is on Josh.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Back then, I would have been so stupid to reply "No thanks, I have my own car parked here." 😅

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I have questions...

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Agatha Christie got her inspiration for new m****r ideas while washing the dishes.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

What about mutton? Fluffy chicken??

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

"Wealth is when you can tell anybody to 'F*ck off' without worries."

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

That happened to us too once. The lawn service accidentally ran over a rock and it got catapulted right through the dining room window. They paid to get it replaced.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Was the prop spinning? Because you'd have two very different faces being made by the driver.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

If you look carefully you can just see a hand sticking out on the left of the pallet.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

"Act of God", at least as far as US insurance companies are concerned. You won't get a penny from them. (I suppose you can always go to a church and ask the Pastor why God hated your car.)

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

" .. and children that's why we should always leave early so we don't have to use warp speed to get to work."

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Not just the boss, the owner of the cable too and the people who depend on it.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

That happened to the rear window of my car once. I slammed the door and a million little pieces of glass fell inside the back seat. It sounded like ice shattering.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Prob cost $20.00. But they charge the patient $65 grand. Like everything else in America.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

It's a corollary of Murphy's Law that such things will always happen on the weekend.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

I'm going to have to find a plum orchard now on a rainy day to see what that smells like.

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Which tasted better?

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Ewww, looks like ground beef

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