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Colt Winkler

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Colt Winkler • upvoted 21 items 1 day ago

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

And being a white witch,as you claim to be, isn't fiction?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Now Crystal dear, don't take away one of our few remaining pleasures! I live for passing out candy!

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

And being a white witch,as you claim to be, isn't fiction?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Now Crystal dear, don't take away one of our few remaining pleasures! I live for passing out candy!

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I do not understand the obsession with virginity. So gross.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Not if the graves are recent

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

😂😂😂wait a sea food place doesn’t sell lobster WHAT in the fresh hell kinda place is that ,

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Ethanol is used as fuel, so he's not right either

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Handegg

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Everyone is God if they do the good stuff

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

You mean archaeology?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Idk digging up graves?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

And if it wasn't for an asteroid you might be a dinosaur

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Also, that is not a gala, that is a ball.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Sure her attitude works well enough for that

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Also who they thank when a doctor performs a life saving surgery

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I think people do this as a weird flex. I don't use social media, I'm not American, and I don't watch American football, and even I know who Bad Bunny is. Did I know before the Super Bowl, no, could I name a song, no, but acting like you don't know is stranger than knowing. It was all over this website for about a week.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Atleast she's holding aloe to her head already?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Have you even read the bible Kevin? If you [harm] a lady, you pay to their father or husband. They were not equal, they were property..

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

gym bros are just not warriors

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Send me 100K and I'll let you know which is better.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

With each other hopefully

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I don't know who or what Bad Bunny is and I'm too lazy to run to Google

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Colt Winkler • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

He asked for a nickel. I'd give almost anyone a nickel. It WAS a d**k move by Pippen. Especially since it was a kid and he had it and then rubbed his face in it.

Bad Bunny Wipes Instagram After Super Bowl As Viral Video Shows Him “Looking Visibly Shook”

I think it achieved orbit.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

He asked for a nickel. I'd give almost anyone a nickel. It WAS a d**k move by Pippen. Especially since it was a kid and he had it and then rubbed his face in it.

Bad Bunny Wipes Instagram After Super Bowl As Viral Video Shows Him “Looking Visibly Shook”

I think it achieved orbit.

Bad Bunny Wipes Instagram After Super Bowl As Viral Video Shows Him “Looking Visibly Shook”

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Bad Bunny Wipes Instagram After Super Bowl As Viral Video Shows Him “Looking Visibly Shook”

See hidden cartoon attached below.

41 Kids' Drawings That Should Come With A Warning Label

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57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

I am not a fan of Jack Black, but I am sorry for not "hating" him now for one incident that happened a whooping 27 years ago, at 3 in the morning. Stories like this bask in anecdotal evidence and totally disregard what could possibly have happened before to lead to this situation / behavior.

Bad Bunny Wipes Instagram After Super Bowl As Viral Video Shows Him “Looking Visibly Shook”

Goodness, aren't you precious.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

It was an accident.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

Absolutey disagree with the Owen Wilson part. Look at both sides. He made it crystal clear to the woman he was with at the time (some model, I can't be bothered looking it up) that he did not want any more kids, and that he made certain to use protection on his end. SHE tampered with it without his knowledge, and went off HER birth control without telling him. I believe that is known as baby-trapping someone? Owen Wilson is not the ''deadbeat'' everyone seems to like to believe he is. Oh and don't forget to downvote me. /s

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Colt Winkler • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Car You Have Owned, And Why?

Colt Winkler • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Your Last Words Would Be?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

Colt Winkler • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Story That Still Scares You To This Day

Colt Winkler • commented on 12 posts 1 week ago

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Ohhh thanks

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

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"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

what... thats a wallet

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

what do you even make with that

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

i want to hear the crunch

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

arnold schwarzeneggeroo

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

some bored alaskan guy

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

yea but more bacon

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

destroyed in seconds: we watch a man eat a burrito fit for three in one minute flat

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

ohhhh fernando alonsooo

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

whats wrong with it? looks like a great dane or mastiff, they are normally this big

Colt Winkler • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

From ‘The Little Prince’ To ‘Forrest Gump’: 28 Fictional ‘Would You Rather’ Dilemmas

im going out in a blaze of glory, dont care about the majority

From ‘The Little Prince’ To ‘Forrest Gump’: 28 Fictional ‘Would You Rather’ Dilemmas

not for the dudes aboard lol

Colt Winkler • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

Find Your Spot On The Woke Spectrum With This 29-Question Personality Quiz

lol seems right

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

why on EARTH is angelas comment sensored??? there is null offensive content or numbers ??

Colt Winkler • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

Your Conflict Personality Exposed: 26 Scenarios Reveal How You Respond Under Pressure

same here lol

Discover How Well You Actually Know Geography By Identifying These 26 Countries From A Map

i forgot about tanzania

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

oh well lucky guess

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

at jeans*

Colt Winkler • upvoted 20 items 2 hours ago

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

I don't understand the caption

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

''No''.

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

This is a COLOUR photo!

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

W*F

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

WOW

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

And the f***ing Russians struck it anyway

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

I know who I'd like to take off the map

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

#1 on the list of things that should not exist!

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

Are those pools on their decks!!??

74 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

I never ever ever thought I’d live in a country where enforcers wear full face masks. It’s so un-American and if the Left did it, the Right would lose their minds.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

Neurodiverse here: We know when we have done right or wrong. We can apologise much quicker than a year or two later (I'm assuming a few years went by)

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

He asked for a nickel. I'd give almost anyone a nickel. It WAS a d**k move by Pippen. Especially since it was a kid and he had it and then rubbed his face in it.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

W*f?

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

It was an accident.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

That was Jake Paul, his brother. They are both complete twats.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

Every now and again I like to rewatch the moment he had his jaw broke by Anthony Joshua.

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

He never has a clue what he's talking about, total shìte comes out if his mouth

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

An adopted daughter he's known since she was 10.

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