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Colt Winkler

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Colt Winkler • upvoted 36 items 2 days ago

40 Baffling Things The Wealthy Do That The Rest Of Us Will Simply Never Understand

If I could, I would.

40 Baffling Things The Wealthy Do That The Rest Of Us Will Simply Never Understand

And she gets altitude sickness every morning? What a maroon! Our bodies naturally adjust.

40 Baffling Things The Wealthy Do That The Rest Of Us Will Simply Never Understand

If I could, I would.

40 Baffling Things The Wealthy Do That The Rest Of Us Will Simply Never Understand

And she gets altitude sickness every morning? What a maroon! Our bodies naturally adjust.

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

And look how that turned out

48 Guys Get Real About Female Traits That Women Think Would Win A Man Over, But Won’t

took her to a shooting range. She won - lol

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

The current USA.

48 Guys Get Real About Female Traits That Women Think Would Win A Man Over, But Won’t

And yet we seldom see lesbians undergoing these procedures, do we?

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

I can understand the confusion though

Curiosities

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

Yeah, I clicked on Saudi Arabia just to give an answer at all and now I feel bad for getting everything "right".

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

Beginning of the universe? Probably so.

48 Guys Get Real About Female Traits That Women Think Would Win A Man Over, But Won’t

But that lip action..... 😁

48 Guys Get Real About Female Traits That Women Think Would Win A Man Over, But Won’t

Although I understand what the point probably is, OP is really bad at putting it across.

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

Yes

48 Guys Get Real About Female Traits That Women Think Would Win A Man Over, But Won’t

It's romantic not to think about your partner's armpits? I guess.....

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

Facts.

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

Yeah, this past year in the US has been kind of suck.

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

The new Trump Kennedy Center.

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

🎶 Casey Jones you better, watch your speed 🎶

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

Fox "News."

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

This must be recent.

This Cartoonist Makes Single-Panel Comics That Are Both Absurd And Relatable (66 Pics)

Yes!

48 Guys Get Real About Female Traits That Women Think Would Win A Man Over, But Won’t

A woman's eyebrows don't fall under "necessary self-care". A woman doesn't have to pluck/neaten her eyebrows in order to "take proper care of herself".

Family, Relationships

Guy Accidentally Ends Up In A Stranger’s Family Group Chat For 7 Months, Says It "Changed Him"

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

Well, this is Japan. They are quite famous for weird "English" on T-shirts.

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

I only wish I could afford to quit

48 Guys Get Real About Female Traits That Women Think Would Win A Man Over, But Won’t

I think if done right they actually look nice.

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

Well at least you would finally have enough fu‍c‍k‍ing pockets. I take my hat off to whoever designed this brilliant skirt.

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

18 month olds have alot to carry around you know 🥴

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

Think of the tan lines you would get from that.

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

I love this shirt and would patronise this place daily.

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

Already on it thanks for reminding me though

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

If you wore that anywhere other than BYU or a bible college you could never show your face again.

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Colt Winkler • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

Discover How Well You Actually Know Geography By Identifying These 26 Countries From A Map

i forgot about tanzania

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

oh well lucky guess

Discover How Well You Actually Know Geography By Identifying These 26 Countries From A Map

i forgot about tanzania

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

oh well lucky guess

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

at jeans*

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

number 19 is NOT saudi :( its so extremely obviously turkiye and its not even an available answer

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Colt Winkler • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Car You Have Owned, And Why?

Colt Winkler • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Your Last Words Would Be?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

Colt Winkler • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Story That Still Scares You To This Day

Colt Winkler • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

Discover How Well You Actually Know Geography By Identifying These 26 Countries From A Map

i forgot about tanzania

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

oh well lucky guess

64 People Share The Most Unbelievable Fashion Mistakes They’ve Witnessed

at jeans*

Only A Total Geography Genius Can Name All 33 Countries From These Crazy Maps

number 19 is NOT saudi :( its so extremely obviously turkiye and its not even an available answer

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

for a spookie dookie? creepy peepee?

56 Photos From Around The World That Hit Harder Than Words Ever Could

hes not snitching lol

Colt Winkler • commented on a post 3 days ago

“What Is The Weirdest Thing You’ve Seen Through A Surveillance Camera?”: 58 Answers, From Bizarre To Creepy

sureeeee

Colt Winkler • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

i still dont know about this, i really feel like hed be in jail by now if it was really the case. but maybe im naive

Colt Winkler • commented on a post 1 week ago

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

i love irn bru (canada WITH very orange fanta)

Colt Winkler • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

HAHA took me a sec

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

is death john wick

15 Times Being A “Karen” Didn’t Go As Planned In 2025

aaaaand we made it political

Colt Winkler • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

nuh uh i cant hear you over my FREEDOM RAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

25 Then And Now Shots Of Stars In 2005, 2015 And 2025, Including One Who Was Left "Disfigured"

idk about dramatic changes

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

she just used markers and coloured the tat in? am i missing something

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

rhymes with some

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

what

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

...gandalf?

Colt Winkler • commented on a post 2 months ago

If You’ve Ever Been In A Long-Term Relationship, These Comics Will Probably Hit Home (32 Pics)

def head first

Colt Winkler • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Ooo, I have a story about that- my last job I found pretty easy, so I didn't know how the other person doing my job on the other line managed to make so many mistakes. Then one day I worked under the manager she normally works under. I could not do a thing right when she was there and all of a sudden felt so sorry for the other woman and felt so bad for saying anything against her.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Well, it's obvious to me that the other person is to blame. Sounds like some seriously bad juju.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

As someone who spent most of their time on the fringes of society, other people's opinion never much mattered. I have my opinions, and I can be very judgmental, so what goes around comes around.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Spot on.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I'd rather they weren't

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

The dilemma of adulting that no one bothered to explain to us. (OP, just finished watching Stone Cold Fox, a mediocre action thriller, bc I wasn't in the mood to do dishes and laundry.)

Colt Winkler • upvoted 14 items 2 days ago

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

I think there was an attempt to make a comprehensible graphic

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

Fake

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

China isn't very keen about muslims or black people, infact they're commiting a genocide against the uyghur population in Xinjiang

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

He doesn't vote? At last a headline with good news.

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

Together We Can Ahieve Mre - a slogan we can all get behind. I mean a slogan we can all gt bhind.

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

If you’re going to do crime, please be intelligent about it.

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

This guy is obsessed with fathering as many children as possible. He has potentially fathered 600 children just in the Netherlands. The Netherlands is a small country, so there's a genuine concern that some of these children may grow up and end up unknowingly being in a relationship with a half sibling.

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

This is not intended for men to get for their GFs.

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

I feel bad for her children

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

This is the way our military wear the flag. The horizontal flip is perfectly fine.

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

How many Schrute Bucks does that work out to?

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

that posting is by the same guy complaining about "sexualized minors" in his Insta feed above (the entry is called "To Insult Instagram")

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

When I was younger and lived in the US, I thought there was this thing in the US Constitution about the separation of church and state. However, it's possible I am remembering that incorrectly . . . .

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

I imagine that in Pakistan there's not much difference between a psychiatric facility and a prison...

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