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Colt Winkler

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Colt Winkler • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

nuh uh i cant hear you over my FREEDOM RAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

nuh uh i cant hear you over my FREEDOM RAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

25 Then And Now Shots Of Stars In 2005, 2015 And 2025, Including One Who Was Left "Disfigured"

idk about dramatic changes

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Colt Winkler • upvoted 37 items 1 day ago

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I would love to eat some star shaped grapes 🍇

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

It depends on what books are in the restricted section. If it's a "compromise" to prevent a book ban then it's almost as bad as a book ban.

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I would love to eat some star shaped grapes 🍇

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

It depends on what books are in the restricted section. If it's a "compromise" to prevent a book ban then it's almost as bad as a book ban.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

"There's no war in Ba Sing Se" vibes

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Do we count a gadget with four batteries as a four gifts then?

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Virtually no information coming out of the government with this current administration can be trusted. Nothing.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

That graphic is confusing me. What is being poured, and from what?

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Yeah, my local mall has these annoying things

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

We really are living like in the Great Depression, as folks commonly had boarders in their homes, and apt renters commonly had roommates

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Hoopy frood.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I don't understand the language used here. Why is is "desperate" for folks to want to join others that host holiday meals, but not for folks that want to find a mate on dating apps? It's not in either case. It might seem weird to eat with strangers, but many a hungry person enjoys a hot meal with others at church dinners. It might seem embarrassing to some, but a lot of folks really enjoy eating dinner with others

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

You get this at Whole Foods

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Cool throwback

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

God's flamethrower.

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

That's a ponytail

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I'm more than a bit concerned about what the rope is tied to....

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I'm not sure if Bill Gates belongs in that picture. Considering all the time and vast amount of money he has spent on giving back to the poor, and building hospitals and schools over the world. He's the only one out of them I respect.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

If so, that is reasonable

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

In Germany, the image of the poor old woman who has to eat cat food was *the* symbol of a dystopian world and a total failure of society. Just sayin'

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Few countries hate their children as much as the USA. But hey, they loooooooooove, love, love their rich folks!

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I'd rather say, those that make a proper national health insurance impossible - because that puts the blame on the people, too.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

🎵Isn't it ironic...🎶

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

They have separate birth certificates, so definitely two.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

Well, insulin is available cheaply in most countries. I'm never sure why it isn't just smuggled into America ...

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I mean, shouldn't you teach them about that anyway? As part of their normal curriculum?

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

This is just to entered the restricted 18+ section. Not the whole library.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

When you double prices, what did you think was going to happen?

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

But pop them out! Birth! Give us babies! It's your duty! Bear! Bear! Bear! (in both senses....)

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

And the CEO wants all staff there all hours every day.

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Colt Winkler • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Car You Have Owned, And Why?

Colt Winkler • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Your Last Words Would Be?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Give Me A Story That Still Scares You To This Day

Colt Winkler • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

nuh uh i cant hear you over my FREEDOM RAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

25 Then And Now Shots Of Stars In 2005, 2015 And 2025, Including One Who Was Left "Disfigured"

idk about dramatic changes

Colt Winkler • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

she just used markers and coloured the tat in? am i missing something

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

rhymes with some

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

what

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

...gandalf?

Colt Winkler • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

If You’ve Ever Been In A Long-Term Relationship, These Comics Will Probably Hit Home (32 Pics)

def head first

43 Brilliantly Absurd Cartoons From The New Yorker’s Paul Noth (New Pics)

no a slap

Colt Winkler • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

49 Memes That Are So Relatable They’re Actually Offensive (New Pics)

Well... okay then, ma'am

48 Times People Got Hurt In The Dumbest Ways And Had No Choice But To Visit The ER

:) what about us?

48 Times People Got Hurt In The Dumbest Ways And Had No Choice But To Visit The ER

what

48 Times People Got Hurt In The Dumbest Ways And Had No Choice But To Visit The ER

c*****d is censored? edit Cr ack ed

48 Times People Got Hurt In The Dumbest Ways And Had No Choice But To Visit The ER

19th like lol

“I Ruled It Accidental”: 50 Things Coroners Have Seen On The Job

badáss

31 Chaotic Breakup Tales Shared Online

or maybe the truth?

This Beagle Has Hilariously Human Expressions, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

british pronouncing bottle of water:

If You Ever Want To Be Passive-Aggressive At Work, Here Are 50 Notes To Inspire You (New Pics)

breh

Colt Winkler • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

45 Best Twisted Comics By Dave Contra That Fans Of Dark Humor Might Love

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Screenshot-2025-10-02-at-44151PM-68de731834510-png.jpg

50 Wholesome And Funny Posts About Parents That Brightened People’s Day

thats a big *ahh* bottle

Colt Winkler • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

50 Whimsical Vinyl Toys By Sad Salesman That Might Make You Smile Instantly

This goes right to the top of my Christmas wish list. Immediately!!

25 Real Questions From The U.S. Police Assessment Test: See How Much You’d Score

In the US. Not only innocent people, but also when they broke into someone's garden without ANY good reason to do so and suddenly the poor doggie, protecting his owner house come out without treating that cop, those cops tend to shoot the poor thing..there's plenty of videos of those cowards with badges doing that in the US https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Cop-69212c0fe85e3.jpg

25 Real Questions From The U.S. Police Assessment Test: See How Much You’d Score

#6 - Nothing wrong with statement D.

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I can hear this furniture.

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Nopity nope nope.

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I'm listening

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

That's a ponytail

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I forgot about Fibonacci when I spotted the cone head

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Photoshop...in this economy?

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Smol

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Can't afford to drive it?

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Hoopy frood.

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I would love to eat some star shaped grapes 🍇

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

A cubist arborist!

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Who you say don't how dress are to I know to?

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I am seen....or am I unseen? That is the question!

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

I'm more than a bit concerned about what the rope is tied to....

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

T1000 on a Monday

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

For the baby that never stops............

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Cool throwback

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