"Just cuz there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace" -a little old lady who was hitting on all the firemen on scene. She was adorable.

I woke up in the middle of having a tumor removed and asked "Can I see it?". Four sets of deer-in-the-headlights eyes turned to me, and I heard a metal tool drop to the ground. "Please wash that" I managed to say before the anesthesiologist got to me.