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elijah • upvoted an item 1 month ago

40 Funny Work Memes To Keep You Going Until Another Friday

Upvote for Seinfeld

elijah • submitted a new post 2 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Does It Feel Like To Be A Boy/Man?

elijah • commented on a post 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card Someone Tried To Use When You Called Them Out? (Closed)

how do you not mean to spread rumors???

elijah • upvoted 8 items 2 months ago

50 Signs That Are Poorly Placed, Badly Designed Or Simply Funny, Shared In This FB Group

n a world of color, sweet and bright, Lolly sneks die in the light. Rainbow hues, a delightful sight, Their taste sends your senses to flight. Yummy, dying, a playful jest, In the candy jar, they're the best. Tangy, sweet, unlike the rest, Lolly sneks pass every test. Bite by bite, a sugary song, With lolly sneks, you can't go wrong. Their melody is sweet and strong, In your heart, they belong. So here's to the sneks, long and lean, In every color, ever seen. In the world of sweets, they're the queen, Lolly sneks, our joyous dream.

Woman Refuses To Cover Her Scar After It Triggers Her Friend At The Beach, Drama Ensues

Long days and pleasant nights, friend. May you feel at peace. Hugs from this internet stranger <3

50 Signs That Are Poorly Placed, Badly Designed Or Simply Funny, Shared In This FB Group

Woman Refuses To Cover Her Scar After It Triggers Her Friend At The Beach, Drama Ensues

Long days and pleasant nights, friend. May you feel at peace. Hugs from this internet stranger <3

Woman Refuses To Cover Her Scar After It Triggers Her Friend At The Beach, Drama Ensues

Can you imagine being finally comfortable enough to show your body that has scars on it, and someone asks you to please cover up because looking at the scars makes them feel uncomfortable? I would have told Dana to fck right off.

Guy Gets Used Tampon In Bed As Payback For Not Listening To Sister’s Pleas To Not Gross Her Out

It isn't. It's sibling revenge. I hate spit cups. It's literally a cup of partially digested plant matter floating in bodily fluid. If it ever touched my skin, the owner would be missing teeth (if they weren't already) after I was done projectile baptizing the surrounding area in my stomach contents.

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elijah • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

Words like honey flow smoothly, my words are sweet to the mind and soul, I shall not stop captivating those who wish to hear. I shall write poems on other AITA posts without fear, providing delight for the broken and lonely.

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

… reeks …

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

… reeks …

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

Beautiful roses, dirty dishes: ode: OH dear husband why do thy mock me? I, a woman toil day and night to bring food to the table, and uphold a roof over thy head. Is it too much to ask? A bit of romance, a bit of gratitude, a bit of love, a bit of care. yet thy hath done something thy shouldnt have dared. Not once, not twice had I thee spared. but I am willing to inform you with great sorrow yet full of joy, that what thy has done is not fair. Whatever thy say, I don’t f*****g care. Please leave immediately, for I am full of despair. I turn my gaze to the dirty dishes piling like a mountain on the size, I turn to see his mocking sneer. No you have not won, I declare. For this is over, commitment and all. This action has led to your fall.For what you have done out of foolish craze, permits me to demand of a whole lot of space. With a saddened heart and a troubled mind, I have decided it’s time to say…goodbye.

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

It wasn't about the flowers and chocolate, it was about making an effort, she already knew he wouldn't so gave him an idea he wouldn't have to think about and he still failed

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

OH WOW, he mows the lawn. /s

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elijah • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Does It Feel Like To Be A Boy/Man?

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elijah • commented on a post 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card Someone Tried To Use When You Called Them Out? (Closed)

how do you not mean to spread rumors???

elijah • upvoted an item 1 month ago

40 Funny Work Memes To Keep You Going Until Another Friday

Upvote for Seinfeld

elijah • upvoted 13 items 2 months ago

35 Hilarious Things Movies Got Wrong, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

That's the most 35 year old 16 year old I've ever seen in my life!

35 Hilarious Things Movies Got Wrong, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

"Hermione Potter and the Crossdressers Chamber"

35 Hilarious Things Movies Got Wrong, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

I think all of the large musical numbers never happened, I should know, I was there........lol

50 Signs That Are Poorly Placed, Badly Designed Or Simply Funny, Shared In This FB Group

Go-To Business Trip Packing Tips

Woman Refuses To Cover Her Scar After It Triggers Her Friend At The Beach, Drama Ensues

Long days and pleasant nights, friend. May you feel at peace. Hugs from this internet stranger <3

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

… reeks …

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

It wasn't about the flowers and chocolate, it was about making an effort, she already knew he wouldn't so gave him an idea he wouldn't have to think about and he still failed

“I’m Done”: Husband's "Hilarious Prank" Leaves Him Single With A Pile Of Dishes

OH WOW, he mows the lawn. /s

Guy Gets Used Tampon In Bed As Payback For Not Listening To Sister’s Pleas To Not Gross Her Out

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