My 40 Comics That I Hope My Parents Will Never See

I'd be very happy to get out in my thirties - just in case it was moving really fast. Would not want to be a child EVER again. Or a teenager.

Should have gotten out sooner...

I don't know when I'd hop out but I'm afraid that I'd do the same mistakes all over again

I would get out of the pool at 35!!!

Aren't babies supposed to float on water?

The animation style is reminiscint of the fairly oddparents

"Jonathan, it's only your friends' bad influence. Son, we can go through this together."

Thanks for the laugh.

Wahahahaha!!!

Such a good boy.

Subtle observation on US policing

.......sounds about right.

Oh,dear!

Poor cat.

Well that turned quickly

Pangaea. Took me a moment.

Ever notice that Pangaea looks a little like Dobby, but without legs?

This doesn't make sense the earth shouldn't go back to Pangea even if we put the cream on the earth the continents are already apart the cream only stops aging not revert it and then stop it

If we could just turn back the Industrial Revolution.

facelift or shift

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Ah the British response

Hate that question. If you are not interested, don't ask!

Happened to me in high school: One day on the hallway a teacher asked me how I was, it was something similar to this conversation up there (not that I had big problems as far as I remember, I only wanted to give a more detailed response with my little problems than the teacher expected); the other day (or the day before, I don't know anymore) it was the other way around: another teacher also on the hallway asked the same question I said I was OK but they kept asking how I'm *really* wanting a more detailed response but I wasn't in the mood for it and was really OK at the moment.

I hear ya! I’ve been confused about how much to tell people for years. Now, at age 60, I feel that we are not supposed to have candid conversations about ourselves at all. So much for just commiserating.

I hate these kinds of useless phrases of politness. Can't you just say "hello" and move on.

Cop: Yeah, George tried to bribe me last week. Didn't work.

Clark Kent level disguise there.

Ben is smug.

That is one valuable ID

F**k people are easily amused.

Grandma needs the money, to buy a new bra.

Boy... geezers are getting really vicious when they can't get their pensions...

When Grannies go bad!

Damn Grandma.

Awww the kid looks so cute!

Now they do the job for her.

A bit like my wife with live plants, when it is quite at night you can hear the plants screaming for a drink of water.

The world IS to ugly

Plastic cactus in mental distress.

Hey, that means it was not your fault that the previous ones died. Cheer up!