User submission 7.8K ComicsApr 16, 2020 Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics) Pastor Holmes Community member Open list comments 7 Vote arrow up Vote arrow down 81 Open list comments 7 Checkmark Link copied! Share icon Share Checkmark Link copied! Share icon Share Modal close ADVERTISEMENT I’m a creator behind comic strip series Timmy Time with Grandpa Holmes. Pastor Holmes isn’t your typical pastor and his knowledge doesn’t stop with the traditional bible. He made it his mission to read every single bible on Earth. The Christian Bible. The Bro Bible. The Street Bible. The Cat Bible.Now, he wants to tell the world about his latest read, the New York Bible. Read along as he teaches his grandson, Timmy about the so-called “Big Apple.”More info: Facebook | Instagram | comixology.com The SermonShare iconEvery true New Yorker will agreeShare iconTell me something that’s worse than thisShare iconADVERTISEMENTOkay, this might be worseShare iconADVERTISEMENTAs if the commute isn’t already bad enoughShare iconIf you think NYC is dirty, you have no ideaShare iconNew Yorkers will laugh, tourists will just look confusedShare iconADVERTISEMENTThere is such a thing as subway etiquetteShare iconThis is hands down the scariest part of NYCShare iconHere’s some more subway etiquetteShare iconADVERTISEMENTThere’s nothing more annoying than having to swipe your subway card again.Share iconIf you’re a tourist, read thisShare iconADVERTISEMENT Ic_puzzle Games View all games Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! 8Kviews Share on Facebook Pastor Holmes Author, Community member View profile Follow Read more » I'm a creative who created the comic strip series, Timmy Time with Grandpa Holmes. Read less » Pastor Holmes Author, Community member Read more » I'm a creative who created the comic strip series, Timmy Time with Grandpa Holmes. Read less » View profile Follow Violeta Draseikaitė Moderator, BoredPanda staff View profile Follow Read more » My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday. Read less » Violeta Draseikaitė Moderator, BoredPanda staff Read more » My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday. 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