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If your sense of humor has dark undertones, you're gonna love J. L. Westover aka Mr. Lovenstein's webcomics. The artist himself describes them as "sad, pathetic, and sarcastic but in a funny way." Featuring everything from talking animals to funny slices of life, these dark comics should help you get through this workday quicker.

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Luis Milian
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that koala is my spirit animal

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"We seek laughter when we’re suffering," Mr. Lovenstein told Bored Panda. "I like to explore that suffering and isolate what’s so damn funny about it. Why do we find cringe funny? Why do bad movies make us laugh? I also find life to be utterly absurd and you can show how absurd it is with minimal effort."

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    Benjamin Boysley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, life (Sudden existential dread).

    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you're in you're comfort zone, you'll never reach your goals. Sometimes you have to shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you'll land among the stars

    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What goes around, comes around.

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    "When someone resonates with my dark humor, it's perhaps the single most gratifying part of creating anything," the artist added. "It’s hard to speak for my audience, but I think they’re overall lovers of black comedy."

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    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to re-think when I lost my virginity..

    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have all lost that virginity battle with life at one point...some times more than once

    Kryogen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, i think i could be called a s**t if it's true.

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    Its Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get your partner a shirt that says life on it

    Tom Osborne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still no doubt for me, my parents were abusive and pedophiles.

    Noez 🇸🇪
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yaaaaaas this is soooooo relatable!!

    Missy Barton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virgin blood means your blood hasn't been used before, not that you haven't had sex.

    Ashley Nell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm not a virgin anymore.....

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. No. I'm definitely not a virgin either way lmao

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    6 years ago

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    "I could get all philosophical and introspective, but above all else I make jokes, and people like to laugh. Maybe if you scratch below the surface of these morbid cartoon drawings, some are drawn to the tinge of sadness, the absurdism, and the utter silliness of it all."

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    Link
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me, constantly

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say hi to people constantly? You're one up on me, haha.

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    Dre Mosley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle of the extreme introvert.

    Snuggle Bee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The postman is the only person I speak to because he delivers the eBay stuff I buy, he's Chinese and doesn't speak English, lovely guy, we smile, we nod. I sign, he leaves. Why can't all interactions be so easy. Specifically the part about never leaving the house.

    Scott McDonald
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously me because otherwise I wouldn't be posting this

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oversleeping also gives me headache.

    Twenty øne doggos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wanted to point out that he has a banana laptop. Have A nice day.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly the logic I had back in high school. I was like "if I'm gonna be tired anyway, it doesn't matter when I go to sleep, so... Yep! Let's watch another episode!" (I was devouring Japanese animated series and east Asian cinema)

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are 24 missing "Daria"s currently we only have B n Z..

    Teresa Zuiani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, yeah. This is definitely my life!

    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two modes: "sleep is for the weak" or "sleep all week"

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naaaah.... My action figures keep keeping me happy even as they get old and dusty. Then I clean them up and let them shine again. Next time I move homes, I must get them one of those glass shelves, so they're easier to keep and prettier to see. ♥

    Omag
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consumerism...... fill the void

    BusLady
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I shop at resale shops. You save money, and it's not going to be new for long anyway.

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    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the Grim Reaper in the black cape with a white mask

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death is gonna be there awhile.

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has nothing to do with this post but my brother made a 'buwuw' sound and I screeched back in response and I look up and he was TALKING TO HIS FRIEND ON HIS HEADSET SO ALL HIS FRIENDS HEARD ME SCrEECH like a PTERODACTYL

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, let him have the popcorn for the last hours of his life at least!

    I-3-LX
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have y'all watched Silence of the Lambs? It has Hannibal Lecter, who is a cannibal. Not a bad movie!

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FTH FTH FTH FTH FTH (Hannibal fans will know this)

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    #8

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine that a squirrel would come and take the acorn for a more dramatic ending

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's the Ice Age squirrel. Poor guy never gets the acorn.

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    Scott McDonald
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which would you prefer? Falling hard then being eaten or floating gracefully to the ground just to be picked up again and again and floating to the ground again and again

    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea that seeds said "boop" when bumping in to something:) I learn so much English when using BP

    Vivienne Cronk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must catch all of the maple(?) seeds to get revenge

    Lucy Bell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That s just hilarious. I think this is my favourite.

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    #9

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *insert quiet but intense music*

    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time on killer families......

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he walks out and says to his wife "Quick! Go! Do it! Before he gets up and suspects me!"

    * ~ l a s a n y a ~ *
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "well that definitely doesn't trigger my anxiety and make it worse, thanks so much dad!"

    Tracy Wolfe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only true crime tv was available as a kid. We would be so much better informed?

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like: Most injuries occur in the home.

    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that made me way more safe, thank you dad!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Right Hand. He has to do everything. And I mean everything.

    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do the hands only have 4 fingers though......

    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one? One is the loneliest number...

    Aaron Kara
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    6 years ago (edited)

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    That's not true...#pulls hand from trousers#

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    #12

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know, if you look between the lines, it's a little sad. Whenever someone posts anything "sad and relatable" it gets tons of likes and upvotes (still like the comic though)

    Vic
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on folks he is just making a point, why the downvoting...

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    Random Cow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should be like the Relatable Raven

    KC&theMoonshineBand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I love the rest, this is a blatant rip-off off Jeff Jacques’ “Questionable Content.”

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    Rare Wubbox
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some birds forgot to drink their real redbull.

    Creative Username
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt that one in my soul, Mr. Penguin

    Lilli
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penguins are my favorite everytime I see one I wanna cry because theyre so cute

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    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but I love the randomness and solemness of your username lol just JEFF I imagine it would be like really huge block letters and intense music playing, then it pans over to some guy playing a harp

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    6 years ago

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    Creative Username
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    6 years ago

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    Emotional pain hurts way more than any physical pain. Whoever made that quote doesn't know what they're talking about.

    Creative Username
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all I was just saying that "sticks and stones may break my bones" is a bad quote, because words can hurt way more than physical pain. Not sure why you're attacking me lol

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    Zeke Henry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all his bones broke when she said that

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    Bluebell Rizzi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in batman's voice from the lego movie XD

    Christian Claydon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bluebell. i justwanna say, thats hilarious.

    Snuggle Bee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for my perfect match

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giraffe has to sleep sometime.....

    Just a Purpler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually fun fact, giraffes only sleep for 5 minute intervals, up to 30 minutes a day. FEAR THE GIRAFFE

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    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is - neither of them actually live in the jungle!

    Suzieq
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lions are the top predator but a physically weaker human ( or giraffe) can kill one with a gun.

    An Honest Merchant
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a hippo though, the giraffe still has no chance

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    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just ban them all. Then we can kill each other with gasoline, rocks, imagination

    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering...did this one make sense to anyone?

    Posmol W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It is quite simple. Did you read it properly?

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    Animus 2.0
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    6 years ago

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    I don't get it... Someone?

    Christophe Ferreira
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a joke with an unexpected ending. Like you think it's something inspirational but it was not, it was a gun.

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    Galaxies Dawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me a while to get it......(I still got it)

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Marta: Thank you for your explanation.

    Wesley Liford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she has to pay a overdo fine for her baby.

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if that's how it worked and you had to wait a whole other year to be there on the exact day one year later

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she stays pregnant forever?

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue Guy didn't like that job anyway.

    Wesley Liford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    treasure yes... in the form of a winning lottery ticket.

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This brings me so much joy. I wish adults could be like this because little kids sure are.

    John Doe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

    Christian Claydon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Love how thwy became basicly best friends starting with 1 sentrance. XD

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an optimist, he should see himself as half a f*****g idiot.

    Kitty Love Yeah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a science nerd, i see the glass as completly full, 50% with water and 50% with air

    Jasmine Centeno
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but now the table's half watered.....

    Link
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, an optimist: The glass is half full! Me, a clumsy person: The glass is knocked over, help

    KittyPiano3
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Optimists: the glass is half full! Pessimists: the glass half empty... Me: the glass is REFILLABLE

    Prince Maroochy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Technically the glass is entirely full. It's just that one half is full of air.

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    Wesley Liford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because he's a clutz doesn't mean he's an idiot.

    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, you are SO good at it!

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    Snuggle Bee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verbal diarrhea. I'm gonna hit you with my entire years of every mistake I ever made and then wonder why you never call

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't have asked, Dude.

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a cartoony embodiment of me. Except I am armed with all of the oceans and waterfalls and rivers and lakes and puddles. Ever.

    Christian Claydon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get it but its funnt cuz o the faces! XD XD XD XD

    Lucinda Overhoussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one that's going to get a second date won't care. If the one date only people care... Well you shouldn't care.

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    Benjamin Boysley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His hoodie looks like it's shouting in the first two panels, then content in the last.

    nothanks
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just ironically related to that on a spiritual level.

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ironic at all. That's the whole point of the comic. It's quite relatable.

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    Trey James
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard in Morgan Freeman's voice.

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I die inside all the time but at the same time I'm like "lol this cabbage is me" on the outside

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    Creative Username
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you pretend you know what you're talking about but really you're screaming bloody murder on the inside

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, just draw some happy little trees.

    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else that thought about that he said "me" instead of "mine"?

    Prince Maroochy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would not make sense there... "His technique is being way better than mine." I believe you misread and thought it said "His technique is way better than me."

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my third wish I wish my friend.....was a cheeseburger

    Sveta Smirnova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my first wish, i wish to have unlimited wishes

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    Benjamin Boysley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wish my friend was a cheeseburger" - two birds :P

    Zeke Henry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have wished for him to be dead so i dint have to deal with him

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE except i'm the one with the cancer and some toxic ex-friend has the f*****g lamp lmao

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genie is wishing that the Blue Guy had found the lamp.

    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a third, final wish *gets a third cheeseburger*

    Wesley Liford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish for more wishes. Also, help the poor guy out. Better yet, wish for a immediatte cure for cancer.

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    Eden-Rose Huntsman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when my people ask me what I did this weekend after they say they did something super fun

    LostGirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is apparently how I am on the inside

    Inservio Letum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MORE berkeleyitis bashing! Wheeeeeeee :D This guy's like three comics away from getting an invite to be my best man lol

    Mimir
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like a personal attack? I do my own stunts!

    Shireen
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    6 years ago

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    Social justice warriors...

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    I-3-LX
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get. Can someone explain, please?

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all put on our better self when we start dating, you get happy and comfortable and the real you comes out unashamed, farts and all.

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    Bacony
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    6 years ago

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    Hans no that's sexist

    Hans
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    6 years ago

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    #metoo – the next stage

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    Tom Osborne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you can do all those things for yourself and still not feel the love?

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody can hate me more than I already hate myself lolol BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF IT'S MY ABILITY TO NOT CARE ABOUT BEING WEIRD IN PUBLIC

    Galaxies Dawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im guessing that is "Love Myself"?

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think if someone would ask you to list the things you love how long it would take to list yourself... it’s an eyeopener really

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is he in shape, or does he love himself?

    kasa alex
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    6 years ago

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    Dark Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wasn't Mary Magdalene the Holy Grail? (I recently read 'the Da Vinci Code', sorry)

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    #28

    Mr. Lovenstein

    Mr. Lovenstein Report

    Hamlets twin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ground Control to Major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong. Can you hear me, major Tom?

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditch her when you get back, Neil.

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil Armstrong backwards is Gnorts, Mr Alien

    XxKarmaxX
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or have an alien girlfriend u met on mars and live aboard the USS enterprise?

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My inner nerd really laughed at this one

    Benjamín Cabrera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you left me, so I got laid with other and gave up on you... sorry

    #29

    Mr. Lovenstein

    Mr. Lovenstein Report

    UndyingBisexual
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL just got dumped by life AND my abusive ex so yeeeeeeeeee I'M A SINGLE BEAN

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. I'm president of my motorcycle "club." Sons of Apathy. On our cuts at the lower back where most put their city, ours says, "Who Cares?"

    Suzieq
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are completely different things

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a difference between apathy and procrastination?

    Benjamin Boysley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apathy is a lack of any interest or enthusiasm, were as procrastination is avoiding or postponing responsibilities. Apathy can contribute to procrastination, but is not the same as it.

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    #30

    Comics-Mr-Lovenstein

    Mr. Lovenstein Report

    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until I die, then I'm going up to the big guy himself and ask why

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll have to get through his rappresentatives first, but your first contact is through customer service.

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    Tom Osborne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, have you read that dudes book, he actually knows jack s**t.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: Tell you what, what if I give you a mate?

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, everyone has made toys in life, even if they had nothing, they would make their own toys from scratch. I guess that’s what we are, an experimental toy