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Over the years, I've talked with many comic artists, and many find the issue of putting a whole idea into just four panels to be the most challenging. Now imagine quadrupling this challenge, and putting the same idea into just one panel. Most comic artists would despair, but Dave Blazek would feel like a fish in the water because it's the thing that he does best. The brilliant cartoonist has years and years of experience doing syndications for The New Yorker and other prominent magazines, and by this point, he's reached a level of mastery that makes creating a single-panel comic seem effortless. Brevity is the soul of wit, so let's keep it short and jump straight in: here are the Loose Parts Guy cartoons!

More info: Instagram | loosepartscomic.com | Facebook | twitter.com

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BusLady
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow, that same point hasn't hurt Amazon.

Jon Chandler
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it took some pointing in the right direction.

Laila Hernandez
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4 years ago

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As stated previously, Dave Blazek is the "old guard" of the comic world, dating his Loose Parts comics back to 1998. Naturally, there's been only a select few who are as long in the tooth in the scene as Dave is. It was back in the day when there was no Instagram, or any other platforms that make the job of self-publishing much easier, and a comic had to sprout itself through the old comic route, the newspaper. Dave and then-partner John Gilpin found their home at the Philadelphia Daily News and Philadelphia Inquirer. And the rest, as the saying goes, is history.

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    Christo Mayhem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now, that's a far side comic.

    Laila Hernandez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''Stay in the light, they cant get you if you stay in the light''

    Kathleen Ferber
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this... what is in the doctor's right hand?

    Richard Nowak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew I should have signed that insurance policy

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this the first time this ever came in handy

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it either. Humans and their useless stupid creations.

    Dori Weishaar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I AM A BOT" and l sponsored this ad

    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a b or a 6? Maybe I am a robot

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Modern art, not everyone will get it ofcourse

    So let's count how long the Loose Parts comic has been around for... That's 23 and a half years! And what's even more impressive than the actual timespan is that the comic has been nominated for, and won, an award. And unlike many other awards, this award actually means something. Turns out Mr. Blazek and the comic has won the National Cartoonists Society Reuben award, which is compared to Oscars of the cartoonist world in terms of importance. They won it twice in 2019, and in 2020, and have been nominated a few more times. If you were to present the comic as "critically acclaimed," you wouldn't be wrong.

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    Sharon Fluegel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true... this Turkey 🦃 bone called the Wish bone grants wishes. All you need to do is dry it out first then break it apart with your BFF and your wish comes true. Try it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they all suddenly took out life insurance on one another.

    Laila Hernandez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats why it was hard to fine a turkey this year...

    Jon Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wish they hadn’t learned this about themselves

    Loretta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Please someone enlighten me.

    Suhaira tasni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Turkeys, the wish bone in your body doesn't complete a wish. It is a part of your anatomy

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey joe turkey want to cook with me

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad they're not throwing anything at you...yet.

    Jayce Linder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it probably is if the joke takes you 7 minutes to tell.

    The Loose Parts comic is self-described as an "oddly intelligent, weirdly entertaining and impulsively funny comic that graces newspaper pages, websites and refrigerator doors all across North America (and on other continents with smart people, too)." And this is true on all counts, but what I would also like to add is that it's well-balanced, as it's not peppered with gimmicks, same-old themes, tired cliches, and all the other stuff that experienced artists know are better avoided. Some might criticize the comic as being too reserved, but it's probably one of the reasons it's liked by mostly everyone, and not just a niche group.

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    Doug Ollson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms. M , how do you know it was an attempted murder? Probable caws.....

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harvey just had to be different.

    Grade 5 Student 18
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres 3 Velcrows then theres the bluebird.

    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better not let 3m see this one. They are crazy about their brand names

    Mimi La Souris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laught to much, i need my bed :D

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where is this because i want to go

    Ann Dennis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to go, because they'll find you.

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    Ashbug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

    If you liked these comics, perhaps you're up for more? Bored Panda, being the unofficial patron of comics, has more than plenty to offer. Most recently, we've published comics that are mostly about ADHD, which are called... Mostly ADHD! Up for more of those old school cartoons? Here's one by a Norwegian. And as we're talking about a person from a Scandinavic country, here's another comic by an Icelander, which, let me tell you, considering it's quite literally from Ice Land, is pretty cool.

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    Mark Howell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till it hits the doggy do's, you can follow him anywhere ;o))

    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to the pigeons straped to my feet approach

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aka: The Hansel and Gretel Method.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
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    4 years ago

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    Except the fact that Roombas are s**t don't work.

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    PenitentEyeball
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don’t get “Near and far” (like I didn’t) Nelson Ricardo replied to this with a educational video.

    Dori Weishaar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Grover from sesame Street taught kids near & far by running to far away stuff and back... he usually got so out of breath he sounded like he'd carried a couch up 3 flights of stairs lol

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    L. Murphy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic sesame Street reference.

    Daniel Mattock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Dougal, these cows are ‘small’, those cows are ‘far away’

    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really hoping to get someone remembering Father Ted. That sitcom is hilarious. Here is the scene where Ted is trying to teach Dougal the difference between small and far away,. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTgkibl7DU

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Pete's sake, NASA! Have some Muppanity! Grover is tired. Let him be.

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago

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    Amy Beckler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Dear Grover. We miss youu.

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    Amy Beckler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a trough one for sure...

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoked would'a been too obvious!

    Jon Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and cultured, whether you like it, or not.

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    PebbleBoy Gaming
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits deep, I recently recovered from a dislocated knee cap

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's wishing you a speedy recovery.

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    Loretta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A KNEE

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diagnose: you stepped on a tack.

    konnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate to be the person who blows him

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes it quite difficult to tie my shoes.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't help but think of Gorilla Glue Girl.

    Amy Beckler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were a woman with children-well you would be one of the children. Here we go-again.

    Sharron Lindsay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For any British people on here this seems a better idea than gluing his hands to the M25

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    X said to Y: Do you realize that Z is now dependent on us!

    Charles Bosse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arg! You have my respect and a tiny bit of my disgust. :)

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    Mimi La Souris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Z dimension, a cousin of the 4th

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    konnar
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh that would be a great prank. please do this at my funeral

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to freak out all those people who think they've inherited Grampa's fortune.

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funnier if another body part was being manipulated

    Grade 5 Student 18
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dead is alive!!!!! ah no just my son false alarm (enberessed face)

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    yeciye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works if you jump, but only works for a while.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to pull my tummy in because I thought I would weigh less, fast forward to adulthood and I have to do it to be able to see the numbers 🙄

    Ashbug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately so have I

    maniaxtribe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all those technologies get you cornered...

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    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for it! Wait for it!

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time someone would say "knock knock" to my dad, he'd either say "go away" or "come in" and then laugh about it... a bit a a "dad joke" then I guess 🙄

    M. L. Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penny, Penny, Penny.... you were thinking it.

    Amy Beckler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That comes with a lack of a sense of hum-a Real Killer.

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ending the curious george qand starting branch of nuclear george

    Woltax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prequel to King Kong?!

    BananaJo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious George: The last days

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate title: Curious George meets Matthew Broderick in "Project X"

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once. Once I was in the right place at the right time. I will carry this memory to my grave.

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    maniaxtribe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that puppy was desperate to keep his job

    oof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an actual guy who went blind and had a guide dog. As his dog got older it developed glaucoma and also went blind, so they got another one that is a guide dog for the blind dog and the blind person.

    Xottel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it's like to work in IT Service.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only IV most white American women really need.

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    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made by IKEA. The universe has the best meatballs.

    Agfox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there something on BP recently that said the meatballs are made from those people who were unable to find their way out of the stores?

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    Tami
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to find out there are missing parts.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously NOT true. When has a man ever read the instructions? When?

    Time2roll86
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT????? DOES THIS MEAN THE WORLD CAN POP????

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    Muff_Fluff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so confused… I know what a side is… but still confused.

    Poyda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse had blinkers on. They prevent a horse from seeing what is to the side of them (to stop them from panicking, normally)

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    Tamra Stiffler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say, if you ordered a steak and it came with a salad and potatoes, the salad and potatoes would be the side dishes, or "sides".

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    Jane Pool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can't see the side dishes because of the blinders?

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh, this formal wear always slows me down and makes me look like an ass.

    Ashley Merrill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the confused among us: The horse is wearing blinders, which blocks their peripheral (side) view.

    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your main meal is placed in front of you on your plate. Any extras, salad, french fries, etc. will be placed on a plate to the SIDE of the main plate.

    juice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    side dishes, like things that aren't the main dish. the horse can't see them because he's wearing blinders (which block side view)

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    Nightmare.wsmpf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the horse is wearing the stuff so they foucas on the stuff in front and not the sides

    socalledracing
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    4 years ago

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    He's fixed neck disease or something?

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    konnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hear you brother your songs are deep...

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a regular Dog Dylan.

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a country song.

    Nina
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🐾🐾Wohooo, my last owner was a farmers wife, lived behind too high fences. Hunted squirrels all my life and never catching one. I loved steaks, but they were always out of reach. Wohooo...🐾🐾

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    konnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smart... might try this next year

    Alex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vegan teacher right now be like 📝📝📝

    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the turkey from before the last surviover

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    Muff_Fluff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this took way to long for me. I thought they were holding a seance.

    maniaxtribe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drawn directly from my dreams...

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    Susan Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs, cats, and other such critters will make short shrift of that bone collection.

    Veronica Connelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you put that bitter nail polish crap all over it! Lolololol

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    Fishwasher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he wasn't executed because then they would've left him hanging

    Anna Repp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, the dates on the stone greatly bother me! I was born in 1976.

    konnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would just keep the arm and use it to high five other people

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is definitely something that would happen in the future

    Veronica Connelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are all in the matrix anyways. We only have the ILLUSION of wiping our asses lololol

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    M. L. Dew
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rips poster off wall and wipes a$$ with it*

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why men wear those really long Oxford shirts?

    Aurora Garrison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also this dude got some MASSIVE feet

    Aurora Garrison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used paper to make the picture, first of all. Second of all, wipe your butt with the picture lol

    Time2roll86
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…THIS WILL SAVE 100 TREES A YEAR……with your hand!! lol

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    Why?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was floored by her response!

    Victor van Schagen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely, you can pinpoint where she lost interest.

    Dog Thievery 101
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an artist myself, this one was so clever

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    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set A is a subset of another set B if all elements of the set A are elements of the set B. In other words, the set A is contained inside the set B. Since B contains elements not in A, we can say that A is a proper subset of B. Got that, Jake?

    yeciye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad diagram as it shows e.g. no cowboys without celestial phenomena.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight on through the intersection.

    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's terrific too. This guy's great

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a good Venn Diagram joke!

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a kid, I wondered why Lassie kept saving that idiot, Timmy.

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erudite: of great meaning/knowledge. Heh.

    Veronica Connelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big thank you to Pumpkin Spice from all of us dimwits who had no friggen clue what the definition of erudite was lol

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    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it still funny if you have to explain your jokes? Absolutely!

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a mining site that Republicans don't know a thing about.

    Jessica Randall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divergent series reference! Love it!

    queen annabelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me who can't stand any misspelling when i see that it says restriced area.......

    Sawdust
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that time Hank used "erudite" in Corner Gas? :-)

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    Steph
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Sheldon and Amy?

    konnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah they are totally on "sale"

    Trav May
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer: "Are you guys open?" Employee: *rolls eyes* "Yeah, we're *air quotes* open."

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    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean "That would drive Veronica Connelly nuts haha"

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be funny if it didn't remind me of the 4 years and counting of that a-hole, Trump.

    Khavrinen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilariously ironic to have stumbled upon this comic the day after Bob Dole died. ( An American politician known for speaking this way. )

    Charles Bosse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this was a weird way to learn that news.

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least it isnt second person says you

    RatherLoopy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we just missed Bob Dole.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Dole died yesterday. Bob Dole was the last guy I knew who always spoke in the third person. Besides Elmo. Bob Dole had a deeper voice.

    Sharon Fluegel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can call me Sharon, or you can me Lee... but don't even call me Sharon Lee's late for dinner" Sharon Lee thanks you.

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    konnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cant forget AMPERSAND

    DaVo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it looks like a man dragging it's butt across the floor.

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    Earl Grey
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    & while we’re on the subject of punctuation jokes.. BCA2998F-C...6-jpeg.jpg BCA2998F-C439-4992-B379-FB6C3F43F3F1-61aaf2538a596-jpeg.jpg

    yeciye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of them are symbolic.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that one handles the estate of the artist formerly known as "Prince".

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    Sharon Fluegel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I...he drank way too much. Ha!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would explain the platypus

    Kirsti Tuers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no squirrel... if it were a beaver and a duck and then somehow get venomous gene in there

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happened to horse and unicorn then

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    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Tail of Two Species.

    Jake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a manhole cover for a second

    Kirsti Tuers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he stole a waffle or grilled steak before I saw the other ones

    Keqing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s how waffles are made

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the beaver cut off his tail to be like the salamanders, but what he didnt know was that salamanders can grow back their tails? im not completely sure

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    konnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh i would take one big lick and and the next kid wouldnt even want it so i would go in line over and over until i finish

    /bored_as_heck/
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you did this in your childhood you would never have gotten covid

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