50 Funny Times The UK Was Caught Just Being The UK, As Shared In This Group

Samantha Power 4 years ago

What a sweet gesture

19points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

There are nice humans in the world

15points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

"and being a smashing little guy"! I think the builder is a smashing big guy.

11points

Rod Egret 4 years ago

That's super cool!!!

8points

Sue Grigg 4 years ago

Awww.

8points

Joan Bohlmann 4 years ago

can't get any sweeter than that!

6points

Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago

I was studying two years in London early 70ties,scatterbrained as all late teens, and can honestly say that kinder Bobbies,traffic.wardens and especially dustmen are hard to find...

2points

PurpleUnicorn 4 years ago

His first payslip, something to frame and keep for his grandkids!

2points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

A smashing little guy.

2points

#2

They Are Turning

Final score:

533points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

He ist totally right

131points

Monday 4 years ago

I don't mind YYYY/MM/DD either, but anything beyond that is just...no

24points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

I get it and I agree, but after a lifetime of MM/DD/YYYY I get very confused the other way. I do like YYYY-MM-DD, though

1point

sylvantic 4 years ago

i'm an american and i prefer it this way. 1 Feb 2020 looks not quite as good as Feb 1 2020, but for number dates it makes more sense to do it the british way

1point

Sylvi Ann Børsheim 4 years ago

I could accept YYYY/MM/DD. Maybe.

-1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

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varwenea 4 years ago

YYYY-MM-DD needs to be the standard. File names would be in proper order.

8points

Daria B 4 years ago

You'd enjoy life in Korea ♡

1point

James016 4 years ago

Anything else is just WTF...

6points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

i write in MM/DD/YYYY but only because that was how I taught. I agree DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY/MM/DD would make more sense

4points

KitKatss 4 years ago

I prefer using dots in-between the dates, it looks better than slashes, but DD.MM.YYYY is the best order

3points

Deep One 4 years ago

The most logical format would be YYYY/MM/DD as you move from coarser to finer divisions.

1point

Random Person 4 years ago

MM/DD/YYYY

1point

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

...unless you're naming files on your computer. Then it should be YYYY/MM/DD; that way, they'll be in chronological order.

1point

Joey Marlin 4 years ago (edited)

Systems date the files anyway though so why does it need to be in the name? You can sort by the system date or the name you pick.

2points

Dark_flame 4 years ago

Or YYYY/MM/DD as long as it's in order

1point

Jennifer Germain 4 years ago

it is in a chronological order, makes way more sense.

0points

You may arrive at r/CasualUK thinking you already know all about British people from movies and TV shows but as you will see from the pictures, not every stereotype holds true. To give you a crash course that will make it easier to browse the subreddit, we can take a look at what a British online newspaper called The Independent had to say on the subject.

Brits do drink tea all the time. When the Sons of Liberty tipped 45 tons of tea into the sea during their Boston Tea Party, Britain was mortified. And not just because of the lost tax but because, well, but also because it was such a waste. They consume about 5 pounds of tea per person each year and most native Britons would hook themselves up to an IV drip of the stuff if they could.

#3

Career At Royal Mail, Anyone?

Final score:

528points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

chap door run

38points

Autumn 4 years ago

We called it cherry kncoking

6points

Avery S Alberico 4 years ago

I called it "Ding Dong Ditch!"

5points

Vanta Black 4 years ago

Knock knock ginger.

1point

Beth W 4 years ago

You're Scottish aren't you? 😹

1point

Cocoa pop 3 years ago

Knock-a-door run

0points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Knock-A-Door-Run was the rather unimaginative title in our area. I've heard it called Knock-Down-Ginger as well, though I think that's a London thing.

20points

Dippin Dot 4 years ago

Ding Dong Ditch in the US

25points

Carrie de Luka 4 years ago

We called it knock down ginger in my area as well - South East UK.

11points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

"Klingelmännchen" in German, which roughly translates to "tiny man that rings the bell"...

2points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

I've heard it called Black and White Rabbit up North of England, as well as Knocky-Door-Run, Knocky-Nine-Doors, Rapatat-Run (or something like that, from "rapping" (knocking) on the door and running) I didn't do it myself though... except on my own parents. I was far too much of an anxious child lmao.

1point

Marion Connolly 4 years ago

run-away-knock in my area

1point

Sam Kunz 4 years ago

Oh in Baltimore there was a really awful name for it. Won't repeat it

0points

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

Sorry but..."ran" would be the correct tense here?!

4points

Samantha Power 4 years ago

This one made me lol indeed :)

4points

third molar 4 years ago

I almost scrolled down thinking its one of those ads in boredpanda!!

3points

Dieonika 4 years ago

They have that in the US too, it's called Ding Dong Ditch.

3points

PatriciaB 4 years ago

We call it knock a door run

0points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Knock out ginger

2points

James016 4 years ago

It's funny because it's true

2points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

In Philadelphia, PA USA... Knock Knock Zoom Zoom...

1point

CultOfBambi 4 years ago

Tok-tokkie in South Africa, I think. It was a long time ago...

1point

#4

Too True

Final score:

524points

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Samantha Power 4 years ago

Having lived in the USA for 15 years, this is very true

75points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

In Texas, you can drive for 4 hours and still be in Texas.

23points

Steve Barnett 4 years ago

The local accent has changed ten times and you're wondering why the locals are throwing rocks at the moon.

20points

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

Welcome to Belgium! You drive for two hours, and if you're unlucky, the language people speak has changed twice (from Dutch to French to German), and you're still in the same country.

15points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Chances are you left Belgium in the first hour though.

16points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

And if you start or end in Cornwall, then the order that you are supposed to put jam and clotted cream on your scones has also changed.

12points

kasa alex 4 years ago

Try living in Western Australia. You drive for 10 hours and you're still in the same state

12points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Yeah, but you don't notice any accents because nobody is there to speak to you.

10points

Dave P 4 years ago

LA you drive 4 hours on the 101 and you move 10 feet

10points

Haunting Spirit 4 years ago

Come to the Netherlands where the local accent changes for every ten minutes you drive :D

9points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

And after driving for 4 hours you're two countries away.

7points

William Teach 4 years ago

True, but, here in NC if I go 2 hours west they start doing barbecue with a ketchup based sauce rather than vinegar. We take the difference very seriously, like a Yankees vs Red Sox game

6points

Sue User 4 years ago

I use both tomatoes and apple cider vinegar. An I doing it wrong ?

0points

Daria B 4 years ago

Croatia: you drive for four hours, prepare your passport.

5points

Linda Williams 4 years ago

In the Netherlands a four hour drive from one side to another isn't even possible. Then you are abroad 😁.

4points

Sanne H. 4 years ago (edited)

Make that 5 hours. From Middelburg to Winschoten it takes you 4 by car, more remote towns will probably take you about 30 to 45 minutes longer (excluding the islands in the north). But still, it’s not that much indeed.

0points

Brits also form a queue whenever they get the chance to. If waiting in an orderly fashion was an Olympic sport, Great Britain would line up to take gold, silver, and bronze. Apparently, they queue politely at bus stops and airports, in shops, and even at bars. Maybe they're not standing in a perfect line at the bar, but they all know in which order they arrived, and who gets to order when.

However, Brits don't necessarily think of nine pints of lager as a quiet night. Yes, they like to have a beer but they're not always drunk. Even though many students are perfectly capable of consuming 14 units of alcohol on a night out, when it comes to pure alcohol consumption per capita, they're not even in the top ten.

#5

First Day Back At School Took Its Toll On This Little Girl

Final score:

508points

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Lydia Dean-Melchior 4 years ago

This post needs no words except... I feel ya little one. I feel ya.

126points

Remi Flynne 4 years ago

Aw, I think she had a GREAT day!

18points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Aaaah, to be 8 again. The games, the laughter, the practical jokes, the barbed wire...

17points

varwenea 4 years ago

Poor little one. Even the unicorn magic was not strong enough.

14points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Welcome to the real world, kid.

10points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

She saw quite some action on this day.

9points

Mia Garza 4 years ago

This girl goes to Hogwarts

8points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

And probably had her first flying lesson!!

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

*Slams down bag* "Pour me a drink, mummy. I really need it after the day I had."

7points

Ben Moss 4 years ago

Ugh ties should be banned. They serve no purpose, all they are good for is getting caught in doors and machinery. Might as well wear a noose around your collar.

4points

Harlow 4 years ago (edited)

Ah, a hufflepuff

2points

Sherryist 4 years ago

The second photo just illustrates a good damn time.

2points

#6

A Touching Moment Between A Scottish Piper And A Traditional African Drummer As They Play Together In Edinburgh. It Was A Beautiful Display Of Humanity But Unfortunately It Sounded Like A Cat Being Kicked Down A Flight Of Wooden Stairs

A Touching Moment Between A Scottish Piper And A Traditional African Drummer As They Play Together In Edinburgh. It Was A Beautiful Display Of Humanity But Unfortunately It Sounded Like A Cat Being Kicked Down A Flight Of Wooden Stairs

Final score:

496points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

for those of you that want to hear it: https://www.highlandpiper.scot/afridonia-pipes-and-djembi/

93points

Ren Karlej 4 years ago

Heard it in real life and the caption is correct.

33points

Magrata Cesnekova 4 years ago

Aww, thank you for the link, I actualy actually found it very pleasant to hear. Nice!

20points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

I'm gonna watch that first thing tomorrow morning to help me wake up

3points

Fran 4 years ago

Thanks...I loved it!

2points

Carol Taylor 4 years ago

it is definitely a meeting of two cultures...I do not know why it was described as "Cat Being Kicked Down A Flight Of Wooden Stairs" no appreciation for bagpipe music...

0points

LesAnimaux 4 years ago

No thank you!

0points

Tolga ÜSTÜN 4 years ago

That explanation made me hear the sound thru screen...

17points

AyrinCharles 4 years ago

I accesed the link and if actually sounds really really good ❤️

7points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

I liked it too.

3points

Samantha Power 4 years ago

It's the thought that counts :)

6points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

So do people give them money to stop?

5points

Lucky Kariusmaki 4 years ago

Great caption. Suddenly remembered the scene from Friends where Ross performs the act he was practicing for Monica's and Chandler's wedding.

2points

Oerff On Tour 4 years ago

At least the djembe sounded nice

2points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

😂😂😂

2points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

3 cats having sex on a tin roof???

1point

Peter Buckley 4 years ago

Who ever wrote the caption is full of s**t.

1point

Also, contrary to popular belief, Brits don't talk about the weather all the time. Since they are not the most socially confident people and have around 120 days of rainfall a year, there isn't much sense for them to indulge in chit-chat, like "Isn't it rainy?" "Yes, just like yesterday."

This brings us to a common phrase, saying that Brits are reserved. Which is true. In foreign parts, this tends to translate as "snooty" but in fact, they're just a bit shy, almost apologetic for their presence. In his Notes From a Small Island, Bill Bryson finds that many of their sentences begin “Sorry, but…” So in a city, only beggars, lunatics and tourists speak to other members of the public; in London, you'll be lucky to make eye contact.

But for someone who likes to keep for themselves, they sure as heck have a hilarious sense of humor. Which is obvious if you visit r/CasualUK!

#7

I'm Glad That Someone Was Able To Help With The Answer

Final score:

443points

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Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

I love acts of kind vandalism

151points

Sawdust 4 years ago

A Product of misspent youth. :-)

8points

Melissa Gallo 4 years ago

Being a proofreader, I do grammatical vandalism because I live on the edge like that :P

2points

ME! 4 years ago

sem

1point

Brendan 4 years ago

That dirty sum of a bitch!

23points

Kimberly Young 4 years ago

I would get a bumper sticker with this on it so I could keep it there permanently.

7points

William Teach 4 years ago

The real question is "how long did it take the car owner to notice?"

7points

Matthew Smith 4 years ago

Those are diplomatic plates so the owner wouldn't even notice.

1point

Rod Egret 4 years ago

We need more people like this!

4points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

THAT is hilarious...

0points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

Whenever you do that on a car, always do it on the glass, not the paint

0points

Carol Emory 4 years ago

Who else broke out a calculator to see if they got the answer right?

0points

Sharon Dean 4 years ago

It took a minute........

0points

Night Owl 4 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes

0points

#8

Is This The Most British Photo Ever?

Final score:

415points

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Carrie de Luka 4 years ago

Yes, yes it is. Also a very popular location for defibrillators now.

114points

Tiggy Darling 4 years ago

Lower Gate Street, Conwy, Wales. Next to the public toilets that are older than the USA, and 20 metres from the smallest house in the UK.

29points

Haunting Spirit 4 years ago

Did you know that the seagulls from the UK fly over to the Netherlands if they smell food and vice versa? I think that is amazing.

12points

Matt Du 4 years ago

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7points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Telephones scare us, so British Telecom took precautions for when we get spooked by the voodoo ringy noisy box

5points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Lolled, showed my partner, they said "Conwy, definitely, recognise the bridge". So yes, Conwy, north Wales.

5points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

Certainly very Welsh.

3points

Jamma 4 years ago

If there was a mug of tea sitting on the wall it'd be perfect. :D

3points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Looks good to me

2points

Bella Jones 4 years ago

Proud that it's actually in Wales (which is in the UK/British Isles, of course!)

1point

#9

You Don’t Choose To Be The Postman, You Become The Postman

Final score:

406points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Pass the parcel

101points

El muerto 4 years ago

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!

30points

kjorn 4 years ago

he was like: "f**k that s**t i quit!"

14points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Tig, you're it

13points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

You are now the Chosen One

9points

Karl Leaning 4 years ago

it means the dog ate them...

8points

Janine B. 4 years ago

Be glad it wasn't Santa leaving his bag.

7points

Thenatural 4 years ago

The postie clause....

6points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Cool idea for a movie start.

1point

DogMom 4 years ago

I heard it’s pretty common that every now and then a postie just has enough and ditches a bag of mail

1point

#10

Just Looked Up From My Breakfast To This

Final score:

405points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

You should invite her in for tea and crumpets. Be rude not to.

151points

crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago

how does a cow take her tea, with milk or without milk?

26points

SarahScouse 4 years ago

Especially as its raining!

12points

Bongo Cat 4 years ago

Indeed, "Manners maketh man"

1point

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Hope you weren't having beef sausages

15points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Twist: this room is on the third floor

11points

Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

Hullo, Vera, fancy a drop of fresh milk?

9points

Samantha Power 4 years ago

How very nice is that :)

8points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

"Eating pork I see. Good, good"

6points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

I bet that came as an udder shock to see

5points

Paradise 4 years ago

"Is that my milk in your cereal?"

4points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Good moorning, got milk.

4points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

We don't get cows nosing through the windows here, we get sheep doing this instead.

3points

#11

Its Content Like This That I Tune Into Bbc Breakfast For

Final score:

395points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Maybe if all channels showed cute animals first thing in the morning we would all start our day on a happy note.

26points

Susan Green 4 years ago

That’s the best kind of content!

7points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Well, every dog has its day!

5points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Truth in reporting. Max is a very good boy.

3points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Yes you are Max.

2points

Jim Day 4 years ago

Good Boi

1point

Night Owl 4 years ago

A very good boy indeed

1point

jonnotheGOAT 4 years ago

very good boy

1point

BananaJo 4 years ago

the description though!!!!!

1point

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-56122795

1point

Barrie Jones 4 years ago

Max the wonder dog!

0points

#12

Imagine Walking Out To Find Your Car In Scaffolding

Final score:

378points

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Zena Marsh 4 years ago

I like your mate. Gold star for effort

126points

Eithne Griffiths 4 years ago

We live in a narrow street.People going to church on Sunday park on both sides.One particularly snowy day a man parked opposite another vehicle ,my husband asked him to move a few feet forward because if he left it like that an ambulance couldn't get through. The man said "I don't care, I am going to church" While he was in church my husband got out the snow blower and buried his car.

35points

Kay blue 4 years ago

This sort of thing is quite common in the UK, we get very angry about bad parkers.

18points

Scagsy 4 years ago

That is the only way to deal with a$$holes. Pure comedy gold.

18points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

"Your car has now been quarantined"

15points

Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)

or arrested and put in jail

8points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

Excellent !!!

7points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Guy needs to just put some 2x4s on the roof to lift the feet off the ground, and can now drive & park even worse without a risk of a scuff even... This might backfire.

3points

... 4 years ago

But how can he get in to the car to drive it? :D

5points

Rod Egret 4 years ago

Awesome!

2points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

Good job, now for the masonry.

1point

A Head 4 years ago

I once worked at a ferry terminal that went from Portland, Maine to Yarmouth, Nova Scotia. I did something to p*ss of the ticket office manager, and she had the cargo handlers completely wrap my car in the plastic sheeting they used to wrap all of the supplies for the ship - like five times around. That stuff is NOT weak. Took me about an hour to get it off at 10 at night. Good prank.

1point

#13

“Gran Never Lets Me Have KFC”

Final score:

364points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Oh look! Peasant food!

75points

JensenDK 4 years ago

He can pull it off - just like Sean Connery it only makes him more sexy.

2points

Tracy Costa 4 years ago

His mum was notorious for sneaking him and his brother out for fast food. He's had KFC.

28points

Samantha Power 4 years ago

Great pic :)

11points

sylvantic 4 years ago

why was Andrew downvoted? that was funny!

3points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Don't you think he has a look of Prince Philip from the side? Never noticed before.

3points

Nina 4 years ago

Jep, he looks a lot like his late Grandfather. The same sharp features. 🇬🇧

1point

M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago

Bald is fine - and he has a kind face...

2points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Aw, he clearly inherited his father's genes. I feel for him - he should just shave everything off and grow a beard. This just makes him look like my grandpa

2points

Cath Homer 4 years ago

I can really see his uncle Edward in this picture... Weird

2points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago (edited)

Dude Andrew Gibb’s joke was hilarious, but of course I can’t reply directly to him because he is now hidden. Grow up and stop with the rampant GD downvoting.

10points

Paradise 4 years ago

I have always wondered what this peasant food looked like. Now I know. I will be sticking to my usual cuisine. - William. "Yes, that's the stuff. Moving to America for more!" - Harry. *Pregnancy cravIng for KFC * - Megan. The real story.

2points

Seaside Charlie 4 years ago

King of GB material. He'll be ready when the time comes.

1point

#14

To Whoever Told Me To Leave My Car At The Pub And Take The Bus Home; Turns Out I Was In No Fit State To Drive That Either

Final score:

350points

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Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Talk about door to door...

59points

Sawdust 4 years ago

Great caption

12points

Alditekim 4 years ago

The ads did say "... Be fearless" though

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Maybe taxi?😅😅😅

1point

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

Hahahahaha

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Bus wankers.

0points

#15

Queen Colour Swatches

Final score:

349points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

I love the bright outfits she has been wearing.

80points

Bridgit Gilmore 4 years ago

Actually, they dress her in bright clothes, and always a hat, so they can easily find her in a crowd!

0points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Her Majesty always looks lovely

21points

Kay blue 4 years ago

When Royal Ascot is on, people place bets on what colour Her Majesty wears.

13points

tmw 4 years ago

she dresses brightly so people can see her in a crowd.

9points

K A T E 12356 4 years ago

OMG WHERE CAN I GET THIS (other than london)

5points

Joey Marlin 4 years ago

They were made in 2012 by an ad agency and they only had a limited run.

4points

Nadine Debard 4 years ago

Genius!

2points

Ericka Hokkanen 4 years ago

LOVE!

0points

Marvin HeartofGold 4 years ago

I feel like I need this color swatch for my life to be complete.

0points

nyaruto uzumaki 4 years ago

Her Majesty sure has a lot of clothes, huh?

0points

Deep One 4 years ago

The top one is what you see if you're visiting England on LSD. :)

0points

#16

Good From You, Royal Mail

Final score:

348points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Good aim!

113points

Remi Flynne 4 years ago

Yep - I'd have thrown it at the wall a thousand times before I got it through the window. Mind you, that might be what happened!

34points

Kay blue 4 years ago

Another postie did this and the parcel ended up in the guy's toilet!

17points

Random Anon 4 years ago

I hope it isn't something fragile.

12points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Not anymore, I guess

4points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

SO much for my Crystal gravy bowl

9points

Paradise 4 years ago

Broken from failed attempts and hitting the brick and it clonks a sleeping baby in the head.

8points

Piet Puk 4 years ago

Enjoy your new light bulb!

7points

Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago

I've seen the negative of this.. Postman tossed the package into an open window and it ended up landing in an open toilet. 😬

5points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Always close the lid!

5points

Thalia Lovering 4 years ago

Imagine if someone was sleeping there.

3points

Laura Nicole 4 years ago

I can just picture them missing like a dozen times first LOL

2points

Gabuun Papaschikova 4 years ago

imagine the top window leads to the bathroom and the parcel falls into the toilet. this is the sort of luck i live with xd

2points

Uchman 4 years ago

Toilets don't have that type of window, not in UK anyway

0points

#17

That’s A Wrap, Folks!

Final score:

312points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Hopefully they put a potato in the tailpipe!

76points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Nah. A Cornish pasty made by my UK in-laws from that region.;-P

6points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Pur foam does a better job at sound isolation. You also have to replace your muffler once it's filled with foam.

3points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

then duct-taped the tailpipe closed to it would be even harder to get the potato out

1point

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Just petrolbomb the f****n thing.

0points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

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Matt Du 4 years ago

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7points

Hermione 4 years ago

And if it continues, next week comes the scaffolding

6points

A Head 4 years ago

Awww, jeez. I should have saved my comment from the scaffolding one for this....Well, here it is again: I once worked at a ferry terminal that went from Portland, Maine to Yarmouth, Nova Scotia. I did something to p*ss of the ticket office manager, and she had the cargo handlers completely wrap my car in the plastic sheeting they used to wrap all of the supplies for the ship - like five times around. That stuff is NOT weak. Took me about an hour to get it off at 10 at night. Good prank.

1point

Ericka Hokkanen 4 years ago

I will be using this in the US, Thanks Mates!

0points

Lynne Stankard 4 years ago

Again this has to be - WONDERFUL!!

0points

Glynna Bowood 4 years ago

Ahah! I also have an engine revver as a neighbor here in the US.

0points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

A Legend in his own lifetime

0points

Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago

Come on guys !what is the next step?setting it ablaze?

-1point

Yort 4 years ago (edited)

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#18

Shoutout To Tony Having His Birthday At Legoland Windsor

Final score:

295points

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Steve Barnett 4 years ago

'Telemachus'? Aged 10 and already in therapy. Oh, and it's perfectly acceptable to be 36 and still love Lego; I'm older and still have mine.

60points

Nadja Lambacher 4 years ago

Named after the son of Ulysses I think.

15points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

My bet his mum is called "Cressida". It's too-curlingly middleclass.

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

It's not common even in Greece!

5points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

And why not have your 36th birthday at Legoland? That is a fantastic idea and I shall be pitching this to my partner.

17points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

I got distracted by Telemachus and didn't even notice Tony at first.

15points

Autumn 4 years ago

Honestly that would be me

8points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Yes, yes, Telemachus had me stopping, too. But who the heck names their kid "Ramdey"? that's just cruel to everyone. At least with Telemachus, they ASK how you spell it - that poor kid will forever be known for the one who has "Randy" crossed out on their nameplaque.

7points

Gabuun Papaschikova 4 years ago

i wanted a dinosaur themed birthday last year but didn't get one cuz everyone thought that i was joking. I'm 23 lol. XD never celebrating my birthdays anymore but they said they wanna gather this time so i made this only wish for the gathering and,, oh well!! wish me luck this year XD

7points

James016 4 years ago

I bet Telemachus’ parents were fans of Uylsees 31. For the younger Pandas, it’s a cartoon from the 80s.

6points

Brendan 4 years ago

At 38, I still dream of going to Legoland one day.

6points

Dasha Slepenkina 4 years ago

Wait can we talk about Telemachus though?

5points

Sara Diogo 4 years ago

Telemachus, what a lovely name!

4points

#19

Thank You Kind Vandaliser!

Final score:

288points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Brilliant thanks 😊

57points

El Dee 4 years ago

'Community Service' type vandalism..

8points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

I always have and always will refuse to pay to use a cash machine, behave you wrong 'un.

5points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I now want to do this in the US.

2points

Nikki Owens 4 years ago

That's the grimiest ATM I've ever seen. I wouldn't even want to touch it.

1point

Marika Miettinen 4 years ago

That machine is so dirty! And do I see some buttons missing from the right side of the screen?! Would not be comfortable using an ATM that looks this messes up :D

1point

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

They charge?

0points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

In Romania the ATMs are not charging for the cash withdrawals.

0points

Borgia 137 4 years ago

In uk ATMs that belong to a bank are free to use, but some are operated by different /private company and those charge.

1point

PurpleUnicorn 4 years ago

Why pay fees when you don't have to!

0points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

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Uchman 4 years ago

I'm not sure where you live but that's WRONG. Most machines inside shops are not and there are lots of areas without a single free machine

4points

Rachel Tucker 4 years ago

If you were drunk enough where I live, you'd be robbed of £2.50 just to take £10 from the nearest 3 cash machines. That or walk a good 20 minutes to find a free one and a massive queue

2points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

Bs nah they ain't!

2points

Nugget 4 years ago

They are not all free.

2points

#20

I Knew Exactly Which House He Meant

Final score:

276points

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Shika Louis 4 years ago (edited)

"Oi, Nick, you got my package, mate?" "How'd you know?" "You're the only grump on this street." "So very true." "So, can I have my package then?" "No."

110points

Paradise 4 years ago (edited)

People leave packages with a neighbor?! People are that trusting? maybe in Canada or Sweden....people just suck and you may have a s**t neighbor. I wouldn't l want my package left with someone else unless I had a setting on deliveries stating it was OK. My American is showing. I'll go cover up.

6points

Mir Adwari 4 years ago

My neighbours and I do that for each other all the time. Wherever I lived we'd done this in the UK.

12points

Amy S 4 years ago

I didn't get along with my old neighbours at all but we'd still take in packages for each other.

5points

Uchman 4 years ago

ALL THE TIME here in the UK. Much better than going all the way to the shitty depot

2points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Yeah with us Canadians we accept parcels for our neighbours/deliver them to our neighbours all the time.

2points

Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago

I've talked enough with my mail lady that she knows that my father-in-law is next door and often gives each us other's packages if one is not home.

2points

RaroaRaroa 4 years ago

Yeah, this is weird to me too. Sure, if you put delivery instructions on it that said "if not home, leave with neighbour at No.8" but otherwise they shouldn't be giving your stuff to anyone else. That person could claim they never saw it. Aside from that, our couriers drop and run. They would never take the time to go to the next house to see if someone was home - we don't have terraced housing like the UK though, so it's not 3 steps to the next door. Maybe it is in the UK.

1point

Yort 4 years ago

One of my previous neighborhoods, I’d trust some of my neighbors to be left with a package. Some of them I wouldn’t trust to watch my car for a second.

1point

Nikki Owens 4 years ago

I'm in the US & this happens sometimes in our neighborhood. Usually, though, packages are just left on doorsteps. Either way, it requires neighborhood trust. There's never been a problem around here, but we do live in a rural, mostly conservative community, so trust & "neighborliness" are high. :)

0points

Maria 4 years ago

It's one of the areas our awkward British politeness kicks in and keeps us in line.

0points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

Why is there always a neighbor like this?

0points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Nooohe left it with the weirdo!

0points

#21

Time Flies

Final score:

269points

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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 4 years ago

For all the confused Americans out there, the ladies on the right are characters from a soap opera called Eastenders, which is basically bargain basement version of the show Dallas, where people in a fictional part of London are all constantly miserable and suspicious, all sleep with each other's spouses, eat a lot of battered sausage and chips, kill each other in stupid ways, long lost relatives show up, people find out their sister is really their mum, and yell "GET OUT OF MY PUB" whilst dissing each other's outfits. Been on BBC for decades. Hope that helps!!

31points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

You ain't my muvva... Oh yes I am!

3points

Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago

Not a fan,are you? but compare it to Dallas is just plain mean...

2points

Vegan Heathenism 4 years ago

No one is confused. BBC is everywhere.

-1point

James016 4 years ago

OMG I can't breathe

6points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

I can't!!!! I just can't! This made me laugh too much! My face hurts!!!

4points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Pfft, bahaha

4points

Paradise 4 years ago

Almost peed myself

1point

Will Marsh 4 years ago

😄

0points

Lynne Stankard 4 years ago

hahahahahahahah

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Well they sure did change O.O

0points

Matthew Smith 4 years ago

Now THAT'S just spooky!!!

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago (edited)

That's Shirl and Hev, Hev was killed by Ben Mitchell, with a picture frame if I remember. Hev loved George Michael.

0points

#22

My Hometown Really Wanted To Put Up A Historical Plaque But Struggled To Find A Noteworthy Event To Celebrate.

Final score:

269points

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Steve Barnett 4 years ago

Sleep tight!

60points

sylvantic 4 years ago

luckily for the universe, bubonic plague is readily treatable with antibiotics. about 7-8 ppl catch it per year in my country, mostly in the region where i live.

1point

Al Christensen 4 years ago

"Oh," said the city leaders, "We thought you said historical PLAGUE."

11points

qwerty 4 years ago

Wonder what the airport that COVID-19 entered through will do.

6points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

It definitely was a noteworthy event.

3points

Ben Stubbs 4 years ago

Weymouth! My home town x

3points

Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

yoo I lived there most my life but I moved up around Southampton in 2016

1point

Lynne Stankard 4 years ago

Good God - talk about always look on the bright side!!

1point

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Monty Python - quintessentially British!

0points

Max 4 years ago

You can say the same about Covid and my town, Feb 2020.

1point

Nikki Owens 4 years ago

If the COVID mortality rate was 30-50%, all this hysteria would actually be justified.

-1point

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 4 years ago

Nice memorial. Maybe you can put another one after Covid spread.

0points

M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago

Well then - you have tightened up security I trust?

0points

Ericka Hokkanen 4 years ago

Best welcome sign ever!

0points

#23

Nice One Rbs

Final score:

267points

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Brendan 4 years ago

During my student days, that would be good news!

42points

Paul Davis 4 years ago

Having over 1,000 pounds negative balance?

8points

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

Like I’m going to listen to a text from someone with the initials “Royal BS”

6points

DogMom 4 years ago

How does a bank make this kind of mistake

1point

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

wonder what the time frame was between the two messages

0points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

I would have replied SCAM and deleted the lot.

0points

bxttery_bxby 4 years ago

Alec Lightwood? Is that you?

0points

Josh Tall 4 years ago

gonna guess he said shat?

0points

#24

Things Have Got A Little Out Of Hand In Pembrokeshire

Final score:

264points

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SarahScouse 4 years ago

I wondered what happened to Fred's weather map!

9points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Q: How does a Welsh man find a sheep in the tall grass? A: Very satisfying ;)

5points

Becky Samuel 4 years ago

Ah yes, the Welsh. Seeming the only nationality it's okay to make racist jokes about.

0points

Glynna Bowood 4 years ago

If Wales, it would be visible from Space!

2points

Caroline Driver 4 years ago

It does look quite a bit like the coastline of Wales though.

1point

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

I'd say the latter. "Ewe don't mess with me buster!"

1point

Steven Blake 3 years ago

Mutton for life in South Wales

0points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

WOOOOOLLLL!

0points

Anko Tijman 4 years ago

Awesome!

0points

Pat Salzer 4 years ago

Absolute unit.

0points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

Sheepzilla

0points

#25

Nhs Proudly Taking Top Answer Here. Also Please Give Blood This Christmas

Final score:

254points

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Ember 4 years ago

Ha ha ha!

31points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Nowadays nurses say "Sharp scratch" not nearly as much fun

6points

Natalia A 4 years ago

Give blood if you can! You will save a life, and you get a little snack or two afterwards. Win, win!

3points

Art Tomboy 4 years ago

Hhhhhhmmmm OK.....

1point

Ericka Hokkanen 4 years ago

Woman muttering under her breath in both cases Don't be a little prick

0points

Uchman 4 years ago

This is THE best

0points

#26

I Don't Believe Him

Final score:

252points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Well that is just insulting to the great Brenda Fricker.

141points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

She's been playing comedy character PM all these years!? What a legend!

11points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

How insulting to the pigeon lady. Piers Morgan is a right twat waffle. And that's me being nice.

15points

Melissa TO 4 years ago

Thank you. And people don't use twat waffle enough, thanks twice!

2points

Kay blue 4 years ago

The pigeon lady was nice, Piers is not.

9points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Piers Morgan is a massive dickhead.

4points

Brendan 4 years ago

It all makes sense now - you can spell the word, "pigeon", by taking letters from, "Piers Morgan"! How didn't we follow the breadcrumbs?

2points

NWB 4 years ago

ugh cancel him already

1point

Les Izmore 4 years ago

When has he ever told the truth? Pigeon lady

1point

CatWoman312 4 years ago

No but he’s a giant asshole so still an enigma

1point

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Separated at birth, perhaps?

1point

Eliza Schuyler 4 years ago

1. Hate that man 2. Ummmmm I have scrolled to far

1point

Annabeth Chase 4 years ago

Does bored Panda make you helpless

0points

#27

The Perfect Sunday

Final score:

249points

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Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Sounds good to me

39points

Alex Bailey 4 years ago

All three?

10points

Jods 4 years ago

Please tell me it’s a little old lady driver.

9points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago (edited)

Some dicken, some lickin and some chicken! LOL

6points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

Yum!

2points

M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago

Sex and greasy chicken... hmmm Sounds like a decent Friday afternoon - then off to the pub to get pissed.

1point

Marvin HeartofGold 4 years ago

Ah, dinner and entertainment

1point

Nikki Owens 4 years ago

I don't get this one.

1point

That Spoony Bard 4 years ago

The title MADE this joke

1point

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

Someone's "To Do" List?

1point

JessG 4 years ago

Technically, 69 IS a BJ

1point

#28

Only In The UK

Final score:

247points

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Zena Marsh 4 years ago

I hope the RSPCA were informed

30points

Remi Flynne 4 years ago (edited)

Why? The King of the Disabled Badgers isn't being harmed.

18points

Max 4 years ago

Ah, Brian May. (Dude is very against badger culls.)

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

How can there not be a logo with this!

1point

Paradise 4 years ago

That's me! *parks*

0points

ravn 4 years ago

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#29

“Where’s The Pride Flag?” “Who Knows, Just Whack Out The Twister Mat”

Final score:

245points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Pick up your damn rubbish!

198points

Jon S. 4 years ago (edited)

Its one thing that really annoys me in Britain. I don't know why people can't use bins, they tend to be every 50 metres or so on the highstreet.

23points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

That look's to be early in the day as well, trust me it gets a lot worst than that.

2points

Uchman 4 years ago

This is DURING the parade. There's inevitably going to be litter until its cleaned up after the event.

1point

Shelley DuVal 4 years ago

I am horrified at the rubbish in the street. Doesn't everyone throw rubbish in a bin? I actually thought there was a riot over pride flags

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

Yes, YES! A million times YES!

0points

Gurnox 4 years ago

Love you, Brighton!

13points

lenniee 4 years ago

They're a little confused, but they've got the spirit

7points

Sawdust 4 years ago

How Spider-Man plays Twister.

4points

Dark_flame 4 years ago

I like the sentiment tho, they show their support even tho they don't have the flag

3points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Never understand why they have to make such a mess. We live in a very sort after area nr the beaches, and the mess is despicable. Yet this lot will be the first at an environment rally 🙄

3points

KT 4 years ago

the first thing i notice is the piles of garbage everywhere

2points

Natalia A 4 years ago

All the rubbish is making my mad! Gro2 the f*ck up and pick up your rubbish! Actually, kids probably wouldn't litter!

2points

Paradise 4 years ago

They use twister mats on thr floor like carpets, so it is fitting.

1point

Gary 4 years ago

Gay Pride Brighton

1point

Suze Williams 4 years ago

Back on this year I'm told! Hope it happens - really missed it last year! Only ever missed it once since 2004!

1point

#30

M&s Made My Sandwich Gay

Final score:

241points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Explore your sexuality. One sandwich at a time.

60points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

Yes, it is capitalist exploitation of a movement but at least they are trying to send the right message.

12points

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

I would have one and I am definitely not gay

0points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

The bacon seems to be the odd one out? Also M&S is the kind of place that stocks quail eggs; so adding those and something more, to give you LBGTQ+...

11points

Dinah Brand 4 years ago

We call those a 'BLAT" Bacon , Lettuce, Avacado, Tomato....

5points

Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago

iz for me?

3points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

haha

2points

.vibezzzz. 4 years ago

This is amazing and I'm sad that I didn't know this was a thing

2points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Guacamole is nice... but with Tomato & Bacon???

2points

Helderder 4 years ago

Yesss very good combination👌

13points

H Edwards 4 years ago

Have you never put avocado and bacon together? It's a classic combo, get on it!

1point

That Spoony Bard 4 years ago

It sounds incredible

1point

Bill Cipher 4 years ago

i wouldn't mind at all :D

2points

Aj Grimes (he/him) 4 years ago

Same :D

2points

Sue Grigg 4 years ago

I question how guacamole stays green in a pre packages sandwich.

2points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Maybe citric acid,? Just like adding lemon juice at home. I hope just citric acid...

4points

#31

My Spanish Mate Has A Paella Pan. Asked To Borrow It And Put It To Good Use Yesterday

Final score:

229points

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Craig Brown 4 years ago

where's the eggs!

12points

Jenny King 4 years ago

You don't cook eggs until the bacon is done. Give it a pile on the edge and the eggs get fried in the middle.

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

I heard the mate has been calling his priest for an emergency exorcism on the pan.

4points

IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

Nothing nicer than a full English breakfast.

4points

Fiona C 4 years ago

Except a full Scottish haha

1point

BananaJo 4 years ago

YES. THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD REALLY BE USED FOR

3points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

Full english!

2points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

How's about that for a full English Breakfast?

2points

Mandy Renn 4 years ago

Now I want a paella pan.

2points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

Ok, I’m over here waiting with an empty plate and a bottle of brown sauce....

2points

Viv Hart 4 years ago

Brits and their baked beans!

1point

Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago

There was a BP post recently about yucky pizzas.I scrolled halfway and gagged...now this...ABSOLUTELY FABOULOUS !!

1point

#32

Hard To Believe That 10% Of Global Shipping Goes Through Here

Final score:

213points

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Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

Call the Tonka Toy excavator.

9points

Glynna Bowood 4 years ago

A good draft horse would pull it free, just fine.

6points

Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago

Yes,Charles Dickens would agree with you..

1point

Penny Fan 4 years ago

Been there, done that, fallen in trying to push it round. People don't realise how easy it is for a narrow boat to get hit with a crosswind...

5points

Mya Lugar 4 years ago

Honey, I Shrunk the Suez Canal!

1point

German Gargicevich 4 years ago

Hey, you have to start small...

1point

King Joffrey 4 years ago

Ever Given British style.

1point

Mae Mosse 4 years ago

That was probably someone not used to narrow boats

0points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

wish.com Ever Given

0points

Ericka Hokkanen 4 years ago

OUCH

0points

#33

So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning

Final score:

203points

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Love unicorns 4 years ago

....................weird thing to steal

45points

MermaidsAndDragons 4 years ago

ma'am/sir/human, in America, people steal ice machines and thermostats.

6points

Jods 4 years ago

Err, no. They fetch ridiculously high prices if they’re proper flag stones and not concrete.

4points

Max 4 years ago

If you can sell it, you can steal it.

3points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Oh heck, saw slate roofing stolen (US).

1point

Tee Witt 4 years ago

No, they are stealing the real stone flags for London

0points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Stone, they steal stone paths and stone walls. All thank to the TV Gardening programmes

0points

Oerff On Tour 4 years ago

He chose the path of crime

14points

Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago

Apparently stealing pavements and stones...and head-stones from cemetaries is a big thing in the UK these days....saw a documentary on tv about this...sad !

2points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

They do, they steal stone pavements and walls as well. The worst pavement theft I saw in Yorkshire was performed by the Kirklees Council, no they did not get charged, some went into 'doing up' the Huddersfield station frontage and the rest? Think they sold it to London. Yorkshire stone very valuable to the southern twits.

2points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

haha

2points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

How did he not hear them?

2points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Muffled steps on un-paved path!

4points

Luuta 4 years ago

WHOLE gardens have disappeared overnight. The turf, all the plants, paving, trees, shed, everything. Even the fencing. Incredible.

1point

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

where? exactly, please. So interested and curious

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Not trying to be nasty here but Salford is one of the roughest places in the U.K, if you only get your path stolen you're doing alright.

1point

Daria 4 years ago

I live in Salford, last year someone stole my bicycles from garden

2points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

We had our fence stolen once.

0points

Jeff Christensen 4 years ago

Was it a psychopath?

0points

#34

Efficient Poster Design In Bridgnorth Pub

Final score:

77points

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Alex the awful German 4 years ago

this is great!

22points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

absolutely!

3points

Luna 4 years ago

I read it as “40s groove child” 😂

1point

Sarah Lishman 4 years ago

I actually know Tom from this post..... it's a cracking pub, and Tom is a fantastic bar man. Just sad that I don't get to drink there now that my in laws have moved from Bridgnorth!

0points

Patricio2223 4 years ago

genius

0points

Chris Miller 4 years ago

3G though... tsk

0points

#35

Bbc Science Magazine Sounds Scarily Similar To My 10 Year Old Cousin

Final score:

76points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Oooh, now I want to know. Except the last one. We know the answer to the last one.

18points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Same reason we did so much where I grew up. if you weren't prepared, you were ....ed.

2points

WolfGirl23 4 years ago

Wait do plants actually die of old age?

1point

Scagsy 4 years ago

It's clearly somebody smoking weed that updates that website. Those musings are all too deep for a normal person.

1point

Aksa 4 years ago

I know this tooo much. 5YO and 2YO. Frogin stereo

1point

Brendan 4 years ago

Same! After 30 mins of "why?" from my 3yo, I scream, "Just BECAUSE!"

1point

SoozeeQ 4 years ago (edited)

Now we know where to send kids when they ask annoying questions - the BBC Science Focus Magazine!

0points

Diana 4 years ago

Now i won't be able to stop thinking about sound waves 🙄 And do plants die of old age? 🤔

0points

#36

My Friend From Work Is Moving To A New Job So I Made Her A Cake

Final score:

74points

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qwerty 4 years ago

I have found my spirit cake.

27points

the warner sister 4 years ago

Same

3points

Sasy 4 years ago

that is some next level cake writing, if they are not leaving a bakery, you need to change jobs too.

1point

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

My kind of friend.

1point

#37

As British As It Gets

Final score:

74points

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A 4 years ago

He should have considered himself lucky that he wasn't sent to the Tower.

4points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago (edited)

Just to be clear - this is referring to Queen Elizabeth the First, in the 1500s, and not our current Monarch.

2points

Two Silly Pups 4 years ago

I had forgott the Fart 🤣🤣🤣 well, obviously you had!

2points

Jennifer Crompton 4 years ago

I love that "Fart" is capitalized! 🤣

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

"I had totally forgotten the fart. Fart, what fart?"

1point

Sawdust 4 years ago

After this incident, you were no longer allowed to face away from the monarch.

1point

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Now it's a cough, in a supermarket.

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Meanwhile, we had a president named *trump*....

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

damn... i'd be in exil forever if i had to do that

-1point

#38

How Dad Are You?

Final score:

73points

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Hooked 4 years ago

OMG....I'm very dad !

34points

Al Christensen 4 years ago

Yeah, me too, and I don't even have children.

5points

James016 4 years ago

If you see horses and don't point them out, you are legally a psychopath

7points

frangee 4 years ago

Most of these are spot on for my Dad

7points

Julie 4 years ago

It brings me some comfort knowing that Dads are Dads, no matter the geography.

7points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Hmm, I'm a whole lotta dad according to this. Shhh, don't tell my hubby.

6points

BananaJo 4 years ago

" in every town you're in" lol

4points

Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

I'm so proud. Dad's all over the world are imitating me.

4points

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

Score!

3points

LivingTheDream 4 years ago

16/20 after 4 kids... I plan to implement the rest so I can get a perfect score!! A big one that is not on this list "When I was a kid,....) (After anything that has been simplified by technology or changed by helicopter parenting/Govt. safety laws)

2points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

LoOk HoRsEs

2points

#39

Hell, How Hot Is Her Brew?!

Final score:

71points

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James016 4 years ago

Not hot enough

3points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

From Hades itself

1point

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

Satan could also pull it off.

0points

Chris Miller 4 years ago

Lava Hot

0points

#40

Maybe Someone Should Check In On Sheffield And Make Sure They’re Ok

Final score:

71points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

Okay....

20points

Scagsy 4 years ago

The former Lord Mayor of Sheffield was Majid Majid who was a bit of a legend. He entered his inauguration to the Imperial March from Star Wars. Google him, you won't be disappointed. Maybe this is one of his mandates.

13points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Where the sign makers bored, trolling or on drugs?

8points

Chewie Baron Premium 4 years ago

All three I reckon.

3points

No you didn't 4 years ago

This is actually a common strategy when practicing lucid dreaming. Once you understand that you dream, you can start controlling your dream. In order to tell if you are dreaming, you need to do reality checks such as this or things like counting your fingers, reading a line a couple of times, hopping (and landing without flying off).

5points

Sue Grigg 4 years ago

Is that something your city government should be involved in though?

7points

Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago

Those strategies are really unreliable for me. Many times I can count my fingers, look back at the clock, read a page or look at my reflection, no problem. But they kind of work anyway because it gets me thinking about "maybe I'm dreaming" and that mindset usually gets me lucid.

1point

Patrick Wells 4 years ago

On the very few occasions in the past when I think I am lucid dreaming, the first thing I try to do to check if I am dreaming is to try to fly. If I do, I give myself a bit of a fist pump and say " alright, let's have some fun" and fly off to somewhere I would like to be.

0points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

omg. mine just changed from 9:53-9:54!! i must be dreaming.

3points

James016 4 years ago

Sheffield getting that little bit closer to Scarfolk one poster at a time

2points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Huh ?

1point

Tracy Costa 4 years ago

Looks like a leftover from Doctor Who. All of space and time and she's mostly hanging around Sheffield.

1point

Jods 4 years ago

I couldn’t fathom that one out either.

1point

Alyssa 4 years ago

Remember to check frequently 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Two Silly Pups 4 years ago

BAHAHAHAH!!!

0points

#41

Well... That's That Problem Solved Then

Final score:

71points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Modern problems require modern solutions.

37points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

I never understood why governments destroy the drugs they have seized. Just sell them on and you don't have to raise taxes each year.

2points

Jeff Christensen 4 years ago

Thus the Universe balances itself.

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

each worker get 1 pound of heroin. seem like a fair deal

0points

#42

A Mosque, Next To A Bong Shop, Next To A Sex Shop, Next To A Polish Supermarket (Reading, Berks)

Final score:

71points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Looks like Reading's got all the demographics needs covered.

28points

Nadja Lambacher 4 years ago

So a rabbi, a stoner and a polish guy walk into a sex shop...

14points

Tiari 4 years ago (edited)

How does the rabbi fit in there? You mean an imam?

9points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Pray, eat, love.

5points

BananaJo 4 years ago

There's probably a greggs along the road

3points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Yes, and at least one betting shop, probably two, and a charity shop.

2points

El muerto 4 years ago

that is a Friday night hu!!

2points

Jennifer Crompton 4 years ago

I love that the bong shop is called "skunkworks" and the sex shop is openly labeled a sex shop instead of something creatively "discrete" like they do here in the US 🤣

1point

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

I also appreciate that they specify "licenced."

1point

Exquisite Spam 4 years ago

And not a single sad-act flag-waver in sight.

1point

Buttered_Crumpet 4 years ago

Smells like Freedom to me :)

1point

Max 4 years ago

Yeah, that tracks with everything I've heard about Reading.

0points

Brendan 4 years ago

The supermarket is the odd one out. In the other three, you see God lol.

0points

#43

There Are 2 Types Of Texts

Final score:

71points

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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

I call it 'direct communication'

18points

James016 4 years ago

Dad being dad

5points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

I’m American and still read both of these in my head in a British accent. I even made sure to make dad sound extra angry

1point

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

lol I did too.

0points

DogMom 4 years ago

Both can be me yelling at my husband depending on how little patience I have for his PlayStation rants that day

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

That's so my mum and dad, my dad just wasn't having it.

0points

#44

Council Finally Telling The Truth On How Long The Roadworks Will Take

Final score:

69points

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James016 4 years ago

That's being ambitious. It is a council after all

4points

Jennifer Crompton 4 years ago

Even without the typo, the road will still be closed for 7 years?!? What the heck are they fixing?

0points

Forrest McCanless 4 years ago

In America, it'd be July 4th, and we'd be celebrating 7,251 years of independence from you guys. You guy's probably think that's April 7th, tho -

0points

Seabeast 4 years ago

It will reopen when the sun implodes and the earth dies a fiery death.

0points

Jods 4 years ago

Erring on the side of caution just in case the work overruns.

0points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

I still get road rage at random just thinking about the F*****G M1 ROAD WORKS UGHHH and I don't even drive anymore... (waiting to relearn though xP)

0points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

But that road looks mint!

0points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

At least they're truthful

0points

#45

So I Was Watching Bbc America And This Happened

Final score:

67points

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Marianne 4 years ago

Epic!

8points

starhunter64 4 years ago

well ok then

0points

#46

I'd Love To See This Too

Final score:

66points

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Solidhog 4 years ago

4 workman on a seven mile stretch being watched by 3? When did they start doubling the workforce?

30points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

They didn't, they just halved the supervisor jobs.

4points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

I once had to make a train journey in Finland where I had to change trains with only four minutes to spare. "What if the train's delayed?" I panicked. I was assured that this was 100% not going to happen, and it didn't.

6points

Monday 4 years ago

I would love to watch this. Really any group of managers from a super efficient company being tossed into a lazy one.

2points

Marianne 4 years ago

Oh, the efficiency of Japanese trains! You have to see it and you will get a whole new concept of what efficiency is. It is beautiful and awe-inspiring. Our German train management is rubbish compared to that.

2points

Jon S. 4 years ago

I once had a job where I had to watch a digger driver in case he hit archaeological remains. There was also an observer from the council, his supervisor and an ecologist. Yes, 4 people paid to watch one man work.

2points

Eliška Hůlková 4 years ago

I am stealing this one and making it about Czechia.

0points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

Ah Roadworks ; once watched a 6 man crew on Rhodes filling in potholes on a 1/2 mile stretch of road over 4 days. Only one man working at any time, stopping every 15 minutes for a cigarette .... at the end of it, they had filled in exactly ....... 3 holes out of about 30 .... and they were the small ones. Oh, and having started at 8am they'd be done at 3.... Love the Greeks x

0points

Lion's Stare 4 years ago

I used to take the same train every morning in Osaka for a year, and one time while waiting on the platform they announced it would arrive late by a minute. An announcement for a 1 minute delay, and it was the only such delay for a year! But the railway company has a trick. Trains will make 5-10 minute stops on their line every 10 stations or so, and just sit there with the doors open. If they are behind schedule, these stops will be shortened. It buys them back the time they lose from minor unforeseen delays and keeps the trains running on time.

0points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

We work because we have to, not because we want to .

0points

#47

Spotted In Birmingham

Final score:

65points

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El muerto 4 years ago

I think there are people in Essex that get me

6points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

El Muerto.... Death?

0points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

Haha!

1point

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Welcome to Lower Essex. Lame'os prohibited.

1point

starhunter64 4 years ago

OMG i heard this in the voice of the old kinda fat male burnout gym teacher

0points

Forrest McCanless 4 years ago

Nitrous is for your whip.

0points

#48

For Real, Can We Talk About How The Lidl Bakery Section Is Way Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

Final score:

64points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

It really truly is. I go there just to get the mini pizzas and savoury pastries with things like goats' cheese on. No one else does them, and at those prices.

24points

Dynein 4 years ago

Well, Lidl is a German company and Germans LOVE their bread and other baked goods. Bakeries are basically Germany's traditional fast food stores. Of course the German supermarkets all have an extended bakery section (depending on the size of the store).

6points

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

We just got our first Lidl here in Lansdale, Pennsylvania (near Philadelphia) and I was so impressed with their bakery goods! I wasn't sure what to expect, since I don't like Aldi, but it definitely better. Still, I go to my regular national chain grocery because it has so much diversity.

2points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Love Lidl, they do amazing croissants, muffins, cookies, and oh their luxury vanilla yoghurts are something else, sooooo good.

1point

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Lidl is a blessing to the world

1point

Jods 4 years ago

Let me through. Now. Bread ... I don’t care how unhealthy it can be, I love it. But please don’t sully mine with butter please. Even though Lidl is considered a bargain store they do have lovely bread displays that shame the big name supermarkets.

1point

Brendan 4 years ago

I love their blueberry muffins with the goo in the centre.

1point

kjorn 4 years ago

omg! my dream place

1point

Annabeth Chase 4 years ago

God the pretzels

1point

Nugget 4 years ago

It's so cheap too! I have been a bit iffy buying stuff during the pandemic though, as it's all open and self select. Probably worth it though..😂

0points

#49

A Bloke Tucking Into Full English Breakfast On The Tube

Final score:

64points

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Shika Louis 4 years ago

"Alright John. Wanna a sausage? Missus wouldn't let me in, so I went to my local for a slap up brekkie!"

15points

kjorn 4 years ago

must be fricking cold!

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

No good, everyone has to smell grease now, piss off mate, I'll take it and throw it in your bag rude man.

-1point

#50

Every Time I Visit My Parents House I Find Out They've Got New Cutlery

Final score:

63points

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Nat Hedley 4 years ago

Me and my husband have a teaspoon in our cutlery drawer stamped 'Liverpool Hospital Management Committee'. Neither of us have any idea how it got there. Also, we don't live anywhere near Liverpool or know anyone that does.

13points

Dill 4 years ago (edited)

We have a spoon like that. I think my partner accidentally brought it home when working on site!

2points

N G 4 years ago

I've got some Thomas Cook socks. Didn't mean to appropriate them, I was just still wearing them when the flight landed at 3 am and I wasn't paying attention. I'm guiltily aware that this minor theft may have contributed to them going into administration.... 😜

2points

DogMom 4 years ago

Imagine if they expected them back

0points

Isabel Care 4 years ago

My grandma had monogrammed cutlery. Her initials were HCC, (Hampshire County Council)

1point

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Good brands, too

1point

James016 4 years ago

Well our taxes fund the NHS and probably bailed out BA at some point so why the hell not

1point

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

they went and decided to commit yoink

0points

Lsai Aeon 4 years ago

Never piss mom off, her purse is full of metal

0points

CultOfBambi 4 years ago

Are your parents a pair of magpies? ;)

0points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

They are souvenirs, obviously.

0points

Jods 4 years ago

Guilty as charged M’Lud.

0points

#51

With This Sort Of Entertainment Why Wouldn’t You Pay £90 A Month

Final score:

63points

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Zena Marsh 4 years ago

I don't have SKY, thank God

8points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

I'm thinking a few people on here have not quite grasped that this is TWO posters juxtaposed with amusing, if slightly alarming, effect ..... For the American's out there, this is irony - look it up if you don't get what it is ....

3points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Sky are nothing more than money hungry greedy pigs . Sky is 💩

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Torturing elephants by making them watch sports? Too cruel!

1point

kjorn 4 years ago

wow... 600 channels of torturing elephants? i wonder how many others channels about others animal exists!

1point

Smitten Kitten 4 years ago

Where do I sign up?

0points

#52

I Do Love National Rail Social Media

Final score:

62points

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lenniee 4 years ago

Luke's keeping it real.

11points

Julie 4 years ago

I would swear that is Justin Long.

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

It is indeed, there is a thing online where people use a random gif of jpg of anyone or anything to convey a certain feeling or emotion, this may be one of those times.

2points

#53

Beautiful ❤

Final score:

62points

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Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

Shithouse poet <3

14points

Aunt Messy Premium 4 years ago

That's so old it's got moss on it.

3points

#54

My Kind Of Money

Final score:

60points

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Tolga ÜSTÜN 4 years ago

Bank works in Mysterio ways my child!

24points

James016 4 years ago

It's worth £619

3points

Max 4 years ago

Mysterio for Queen!

1point

Kay blue 4 years ago

So many shops won't accept £50 notes because at one point it was the most forged denomination.

1point

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

Rey Mysterio is a national treasure for Mexico and the US.

1point

starhunter64 4 years ago

Accepted that? I'd welcome it!

0points

egracec 4 years ago

We had one at work the Bookkeeper tacked to the office wall....100 dollar bill that said right on the front in red letters FAKE CURRENCY NOT LEGAL TENDER.

0points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

If this masterpiece did cost them 5h to make, that's below minimum wage earnings! Of course you accept.

0points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Especially a fifty, which you triple check always. Blimey.

0points

#55

Our Lecturer Is Showing Us A Clip Of Himself On Bbc News Explaining The Topic Instead Of Just Explaining The Topic. I’ve Never Been Flexed On So Hard In My Life

Final score:

59points

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Alex the awful German 4 years ago

a lecture that could have been a link

30points

MERMONKEY34 4 years ago

a zoom class that could have been an email

1point

Sawdust 4 years ago

He at least could've made the video Fullscreen!

1point

Dee Pond 4 years ago

When profs do things like this, I get a little upset that I'm paying $1800/hr for them to put in the absolute minimum effort.

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Guess it's easier than having to say it over again.

0points

#56

Refilling The One Time Purchased Waitrose Washing Up Liquid With The Classic Aldi Purchase On A Weekly Basis To Maintain A Certain Level Of Grandeur

Final score:

57points

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Julie 4 years ago (edited)

Washing up liquid? I was curious to see if this was what folks from the UK called soap...so I googled "What does the UK call soap?"...and my results were "Coronation Street and EastEnders".

6points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

Speaking of Coronation Street, I watch it here in Canada daily. I hear them use slang words for so many things that I just thought that was slang for dish detergent. It’s literally printed on the bottle Washing Up Liquid 😂

3points

Brendan 4 years ago

My wife does the same with hand soap for the bathroom lol.

4points

Clarf 4 years ago

Washing up liquid! I love that so much and will now be using it on a regular basis.

0points

Jods 4 years ago

You too, eh?

0points

#57

Lanarkshire's New Gritter

Final score:

57points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

How dare you!

9points

Brendan 4 years ago

I shouldn't laugh, but...

4points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

You should, it's quite an amusing pun.

2points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

Oh Scotland really went to town on their Gritter names! https://scotgov.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=2de764a9303848ffb9a4cac0bd0b1aab

2points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

Love this

1point

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

They are all named and there is an app where you see where they are

1point

#58

I'm Not Walking In The Mud So You Don't Have To Let Go Of Your Fella's Hand. He's Not Going To Run Into Traffic Sarah. He's 35

Final score:

55points

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Nat Hedley 4 years ago

Sounds like someone's trying to create an opportunity to steal my husband o.0

2points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

She's suspiciously alone, now you mention it.

1point

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Otherwise you are getting barged, it's as simple as that, and I bet i have more mass than you.

0points

#59

As An American Living In Britain This Is Both Embarrassing And Hilarious

Final score:

53points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Typical Clarkson.

15points

Samantha Lomb 4 years ago

you mean being a vile bigot?

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

haha!

1point

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Jeremy hopes we forgot this was from a 1977 Woody Allen movie, or that we also recall a 2004 book by Niall Fergusen that lists the British Empires most lasting contributions as the game of association football and the expression "f**k off."

1point

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

But if you do it in NYC, someone will shiv you.

1point

Nicole Weymann 4 years ago

GDR did it first! 😄 One of the few thigs imported from the east when Germany reunited: the green arrow sign allowing you to turn right when the lights are red.

0points

Sasy 4 years ago

Turn left on Red down here was one of the greatest advancements of our time.

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago (edited)

I like American punk (we both had a hand in that) and metal music (we started it but you carried it on and improved it eventually), plus they do some quite good tv and films.

0points

kath morgan 4 years ago

That one's a t****r.

0points

LivingTheDream 4 years ago

awww..... still mad about that little tiff in the 1700's?

0points

Jods 4 years ago

It would solve a few traffic queues if we could do the same on the left.

0points

#60

Something We Can All Get Behind

Final score:

52points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

France and Britain, worlds best ennemies :-)

17points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Yeah if I'm being real, we really dislike the French and they really dislike us.

0points

Eslamala 4 years ago

I love thos 🤣🤣

1point

Rod Egret 4 years ago

It's an honor to be hated by those twats!

-1point

#61

I Know I Need To Lose A Bit Of Weight But Delaying My Train Like This Is A Bit Harsh

Final score:

52points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

It was an elephant moving house. Omg what else do you expect an elephant who wants to move house to do . Fly ?

1point

A 4 years ago

Oh dear.

1point

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

an American tourist?

1point

Wesley Vincent 4 years ago

Lmao

0points

#62

Don’t Look Back. Just Run

Final score:

51points

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Nat Hedley 4 years ago

It's just good advice.

9points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

That crab is giving you fantastic advice tbh.

1point

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

All it needs is a switchblade in it's claws.

0points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

"Who you gonna call, gonna call" Crabbuster! I will work free of charge to make this monster disappear! I'm a professional crabbuster. 20210304_1...a83ea0.jpg

0points

BananaJo 4 years ago

or else...

0points

#63

You’ve Heard Of Elf On A Shelf, Now It’s Time For

Final score:

50points

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Zena Marsh 4 years ago

Does he glow in the dark now?

5points

Samantha Power 4 years ago

Not so very smart of him

4points

Haunting Spirit 4 years ago

Why is it not so very smart of him? The radiation is pretty safe there. It is not like he is inside the reactor plant.

0points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

I used to have a crush on him 🙈

2points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

sorry, but how???

0points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

Fogle rhymes with Chernobyl? HOW?!

0points

Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago

Because in the UK it’s pronounced Faux-gul or Fo-gaul but with a short L, I think that’s the best I can do, so I hope that helps.

0points

Patricio2223 4 years ago

3.6 roentgen. Not great but not terrible.

0points

Debbie Lavender 4 years ago

The end of his nose is already turning red. Run!

-1point

#64

Girlfriend Is A Cartographer, And In Her Spare Time Makes Extremely Important Data Maps Like This

Final score:

50points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

nice!

1point

Max 4 years ago

The Highlands really are lacking in amenities.

1point

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Well it’s not accurate at all

0points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Gonna send this immediately to my local geographer...

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

To be too far from a Nandos in the UK is, according to my hubby's cousins, tantamount to living in the eighth circle of Hell. But they don't eat there. Can any Brits explain without rolling their eyes at me, please?

0points

CultOfBambi 4 years ago

Nando's is a South African restaurant & take-away chain that makes the best Portuguese-style flame-grilled peri peri chicken. It's extremely popular here in the UK, for good reason - it's delicious and (slightly) healthier than other fried chicken options. Not sure why your hubby's cousins don't eat there though. Are they vegans, perhaps? Or maybe they just get take-aways rather than eating at the restaurant?

0points

James016 4 years ago

Top :D

0points

#65

Corona Virus Pandemic? What Can I Wear To Protect Me Whilst I Shop In Tesco?

Final score:

48points

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lenniee 4 years ago

I see no problem here

23points

Dobby The House Elf 4 years ago

Nor do I

2points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

No wonder they went extinct!

1point

Jonathan 4 years ago

Saw the Costa coffee sign and a little heads up to say that from Tuesday-Thursday this week, in celebration of the chains 50th anniversary, all hot drinks are only 50p.

0points

John C 4 years ago

are we not going to talk about the park job?

0points

Dodo 4 years ago

It's a show car

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

he's not protected... a lot of people would just go to see him!

0points

#66

That Things First Match Will Always Be A Treasured Memory

Final score:

48points

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Gurnox 4 years ago

I really wish that would make a come back

18points

Gwen 4 years ago

We have it here in the US. We call it Battle Bots.

9points

Dark_flame 4 years ago

It was broadcasted in other countries to, I seem to remember some cast memeber from the Red Dwarf being on it..?

4points

PixieVonBehr 4 years ago

Absolutely loved this when presented by Craig Charles and got to see it being filmed a couple of times. The Nemesis guys used to put a box of damaged and burnt fur out for souvenir hunters. Still have some somewhere!

2points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Sir Kill-a-lot. What a legend.

2points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Did a couple of live Robot Wars specials at London Comic Con. Smashing good fun.

1point

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

By the end the robots were shredding the arena, which I think is, sadly, why they had to stop. It did get spectacularly though.

1point

Amy Pattie 4 years ago

Miss that show...

1point

InfectedVoice 4 years ago (edited)

I'm sure Americans must've known about this, I remember seeing it on a very episode of Malcom In The Middle.

0points

Jonathan 4 years ago

Matilda was always my favourite.

0points

#67

Desperate Times, But Not That Desperate

Final score:

48points

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lenniee 4 years ago

Hey people have standards

21points

Seabeast 4 years ago

I have standards. They're very low standards, but I have them.

4points

John C 4 years ago

At the height of the pandemic grocery shortage I saw a very similar sight; there was only one brand of bread left, EVERYTHING else was gone - some crazy looking startup brand - "Dave's Killer Bread" or something.

1point

jazz 4 years ago

lol that bread is actually really good - my mom gets it and we haven't been killed yet

0points

James016 4 years ago

Diet Beans is going a bit too far

1point

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Yeah you can keep em at that price, I’d rather starve ! 😂

0points

BananaJo 4 years ago

what's wrong with baked beans?

0points

Dill 4 years ago

They're not the right type. Heinz or Branston Baked Beans.

2points

#68

Should’ve Gone For Two Tables Of Six With Judas At The Bar. Happy Easter!

Final score:

46points

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#69

An Entire Pavement In My Village Was Stolen Last Night!

Final score:

46points

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Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago

Yes, that's how it goes. First the garden path, then the pavement for the whole village...

40points

starhunter64 4 years ago

The road is next

1point

Love unicorns 4 years ago

What's with stealing pavements and garden paths?

13points

PixieVonBehr 4 years ago

I work in insurance and whilst it doesn't come up too often, it does happen occasionally, especially if it's good quality stone like Yorkstone. This is why we can't have nice things!

8points

Marianne 4 years ago

I was not aware that pavement is such a rare and pricey thing in UK that stealing it is so common.

8points

MERMONKEY34 4 years ago

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU BRITS AND STeaLING PAVEMENT?😝

6points

Paradise 4 years ago (edited)

Got the pavement bandit on our hands. Adele can't chase anymore pavements now! Bring them back. For Adele!

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Let me explain to you what 'entire' means.

0points

#70

Just Some Everyday Banter To Brighten Up Your Morning

Final score:

46points

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

The word excuzi is the literal best thing.

1point

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

I like it

1point

Jods 4 years ago

And if wit was sh*t the Police would be constipated. Pretty good really.

-2points

#71

Even My Radio Thinks It's A 'Gangsta'

Final score:

45points

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James016 4 years ago

Bruv

2points

#72

I Hope It's Hummus

Final score:

43points

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hobbitly 4 years ago

That title XD

5points

Carol Emory 4 years ago

dip-in-roa...f61727.jpg

1point

Paradise 4 years ago

It is Hidden Valley ranch- the favorite dip of the Brits. *Runs away*

1point

Yvette Desmarais 4 years ago

In the US we just use a sign that says Bump and place it just after the bump.

1point

Dill 4 years ago (edited)

Ooh, me too. Love the stuff.

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Usually it says "Soft verges" and I still don't know if it's a warning or an invite.

0points

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

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#73

The Man Sitting In Front Of Me On The Train Is Using A Twix As A Pillow

Final score:

42points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

What?? What a waste of a good Twix!

11points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Can still eat it after though, nom nom! Might be a bit melted but still good.

8points

Brendan 4 years ago

You mean TWO pillows.

5points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

skill

1point

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

"Have a break, have a Kit... uh, a twix"

1point

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

At least it's a twix and not a flake or twirl.

1point

Julie 4 years ago

Ha! Sweet Dreams. If I had to choose one candy bar, strictly based on pillow comfort, it would have to be Mallomars.

1point

Alex Bailey 4 years ago

Never heard of that so maybe we don't have those in the UK.

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Jorell00 3 years ago

Pick a side

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Sawdust 4 years ago

Hopefully with the caramel side towards his head.

0points

Dahungryfella 4 years ago

I tried this with TicTacs. Would not recommend...

0points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

he'll wake up when he is hungry for chocolate

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#74

Is This The Look Of Every Village Hall In The UK?

Final score:

40points

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Amelie C 4 years ago

Yes.

19points

GFSTaylor 4 years ago

Optional extra: badminton court marked out on the floor.

3points

Alicia Butterfield 4 years ago

Absolutely. And they all smell the same as well

8points

Chewie Baron Premium 4 years ago

A mixture of polish, baby sick and cheap air freshener.

0points

James016 4 years ago

Yes, the tea urn is not pictured though

6points

N G 4 years ago

The tea urn is on a collapsible table behind the person taking the photo.

3points

Steve Barnett 4 years ago

Can't disagree, spot on.

3points

kath morgan 4 years ago

Village hall, church hall, school hall.

1point

Kira Okah 4 years ago

My current town has its town hall converted into shops, my hometown town hall is a theatre.

1point

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Yes

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RoseTheMad 4 years ago

also looks like a fair few older school assembly halls, too. (though a lot of schools, at least in my area, got rebuilt over the past decade or so)

0points

#75

Disturbing To See Pringles Being Sold In A Packet Instead Of A Tube

Final score:

38points

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qwerty 4 years ago

Isn't this the antithesis of Pringles?

20points

frangee 4 years ago

I saw these recently, I also saw doritos in a tube. i think I accidentally travelled to an alternate universe, help.

7points

BananaJo 4 years ago

NO NO NO NO NOPE

3points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

I've never seen pringles in a packet before. This is almost as bad as the pot noodles in a packet.

2points

Cocoa pop 3 years ago

NOOOOO THIS IS ILLEGAL

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

ummmm????.....

1point

T5n 3 years ago

Welcome to the twilight zone.

0points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Bet there still the same price though 😒

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A 4 years ago

Pringles for some flack recently because the tube is apparently one of the most un-recyclable items ever because it's made of metal, plastic and paper that can't easily be separated. Maybe this is in response to that. Still wrong though.

0points

James016 4 years ago

Dominic Littlewood needs to investigate this.

0points

#76

Kent Bad

Final score:

38points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Oh those poor unfortunate souls!

6points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

so sad to true

0points

A 4 years ago

There are some very beautiful places in Kent.

3points

Nugget 4 years ago

Recently moved to Kent. It's quite nice actually.

2points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

I live in Kent . No we are not snobs thank you very much !

2points

Death Metal Kitty 4 years ago

Went to university there... what does that make me?

1point

Kira Okah 4 years ago

I believe that picture is Sittingbourne, looks like Sittingbourne at least. Used to live in North Kent, Sittingbourne is...certainly not the best part of Kent...

1point

Eunice Probert 4 years ago

A minute's silence please for those poor people living in Kent.

0points

Brendan 4 years ago

I've never visited Kent...now I know I've made the right decision.

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Kira Okah 4 years ago

Visiting it is fine - I can vouch for the wonderful castles and history there, also Canterbury is amaze. It just has a couple of dodgy places, which ones depends on who you ask. I know Chathamese would say Thanet, Thaneters will say Chatham, Maidstone people say Tonbridge, Tonbridgers say Maidstone. Most people say Sheppey, people in Sheerness say yes we are. You get the idea.

2points

#77

Incredible Optimism. I’ve Never Seen A Branch Of Wh Smith With More Than About 5 People In It

Final score:

38points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

it is busier now that they also have the Post Office tucked away in there

15points

Matt Du 4 years ago

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2points

Tristan Jones 4 years ago

How does one establish how many customers are already inside?

1point

Alex Bailey 4 years ago

The person at the front of the queue somehow always knows.

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

WH Smith's is an odd one, there is still one in the small town where I grew that my parents still live, even when I was a kid they never had any customers and they are still going strong, it's clearly a front for money laundering or something.

0points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

High hopes

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kath morgan 4 years ago

Oh god you haven't worked in one at christmas, obviously.

0points

#78

Lockdown Tasting Menu, Course Four. Sandwich Aux Doigts De Poisson Avec Vingt Petits Pois, Une Frite Solitaire Et Notre Garniture De Fleurs De Haricots. Bon Appétit!

Final score:

38points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

A what-a-whata?

13points

Flisey 4 years ago

Fish sandwich with 20 peas, a solitary fry and a bean flower. Good eating. I think, haven't done french since college.

14points

Maya Jones 4 years ago

Lockdown Tasting Menu, Course Four. Fish Finger Sandwich with Twenty Peas, a Solitaire French Fries and our Bean Blossom garnish. Enjoy your meal! (French is my first language)

11points

kjorn 4 years ago

Fish Sticks sandwich with 20 smalls peas. One single french fry and our bakes beans flower garnish. Bon appetit!

0points

BananaJo 4 years ago

besically an extra cheesy butty, fish fingers w/ peas and 5 beans

0points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

Translation : Fish finger, chips and pea butty, with baked beans on side.

1point

Paradise 4 years ago

Will the farts from the beans smell like flowers?

1point

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Come on... French people don't fart.

0points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Fleur de Haricots is a keeper.

1point

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

LOL, "doigts de poisson" sounds awfull in french, it's "poisson pané" (breaded fish and it's already strange as it sounds exactly like unborn fish: poisson pas né). But nice attempt, it looks amazing.

1point

Kira Okah 4 years ago

But they aren't saying breaded fish, that is barbaric! They are fish fingers so that is what they shall be called! /s

0points

N G 4 years ago

It's a deconstructed fish finger butty with a single chip (fry), 20 peas and a baked bean flower. The height of heute cuisine!

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

"heute" (from german) is 100% the right word here.

2points

Kathy Smith 4 years ago

Love the little flower!

1point

Nat Hedley 4 years ago

But where's the confit de tomates?

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Sheesh, give them a finger they demand your arm!!

1point

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

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0points

Lsai Aeon 4 years ago

youdidwhattoyourwhonow?

0points

#79

Otherwise Known As "Making Dinner"

Final score:

37points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

I'm liking the picture of the flour on his nose and whatever he is making on the kitchen counter instead of a chopping board. All the food shown has reduced stickers on it, so there are some massive savings being made.

15points

Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

Well, unless you need to cut it, you prepare it straight on the counter. You wipe it clean first, of course.

8points

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

So, let me get this straight, he started cooking? Big news apparently. Don't we all from time to time?

4points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Speak for yourself, Johnny Foreigner.

2points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

My favourite in that department was from I think Videodiaries (BBC in the 90s?): A scottish fisherman explained how he cooked when his wife would stay a week with -- I think her sister. First day he'd cook spaghetti bolognaise with say 2pounds of ground beef, and day after day he'd re-cook it with progressively more flavourings... I think by day five it was "chili con carne" and ended as a curry.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

He is not saving that much he needs to pay for the ingredients

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Mum why can't we go to McDonalds, we have McDonalds at home, what?

0points

#80

Calm Down Bbc It's Monday Morning

Final score:

37points

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Love unicorns 4 years ago (edited)

Is that speed? Bbc what have you done.......

6points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

No, Beeb has standards. It's colombian marching powder of good provenance.

0points

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

an overdose?

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

Cocaine? Flour? Baking powder?

0points

#81

Ahh Yes I Know This Guy

Final score:

37points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Yes

18points

Matt Du 4 years ago

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10points

Shika Louis 4 years ago

Steve, is that you??? YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T GO WITHOUT ME, TRAITOR!!

4points

Fred L. 4 years ago

Voldemort?

3points

PopscotchM 4 years ago

no, its snape.

0points

Carrie de Luka 4 years ago

Edmund Blackadder?

2points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Oh him , yes ! I know him alright ... Thats em what’s his face

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago (edited)

He sleeps under my bed or in my closet!

1point

T5n 3 years ago

It’s the mouth of Sauron in casual attire

0points

Argie Smith Premium 4 years ago

Voldem...he who shall not be named

0points

Haley Hansen 4 years ago

you know what, i think that's rob from down the street!

0points

#82

I’m Now Prepared For Both When I Want To Bake And Then Have A Hot Drink And For When I Want A Hot Drink Before Baking

Final score:

36points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Just don't get them mixed up lol.

13points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

If I can ever travel again, and get back to Europe, I will grab the one on the left at a Tesco and tell everyone, "I WILL BAKE WITH THE ONE THAT HAS A CUPPA ON THE TIN!" just to hear the horrified gasps :-)

1point

Eliška Hůlková 4 years ago

It's gonna be like this in Tesco.

0points

Alex Bailey 4 years ago

I have both of these. They changed the packaging within one week.

0points

#83

My Other Half Making The Right Choices

Final score:

35points

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Lsai Aeon 4 years ago

I'm an American who lives with celiacs (wheat, rye, and barley will kill me) I've heard of Gregg's sausage rolls and they sound amazing. Someone please go eat a few for me.

0points

Erin S 4 years ago

Greggs, mmmmmmmmmmm

0points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Scarily enough, I don't think that is difficult. Though the most I spent in there was £15, lasted several days, involved fresh bread loaves though.

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I wonder if this post was written by ladbaby, he loves his greggs sausage rolls.

0points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

that is a lot of sausage rolls

0points

#84

As An American In The UK, I'm Learning All Sorts Of New Words! Today I Discovered That "Queues" Can Also Be Called "Wait Rows!"

Final score:

34points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Wait until you come to Germany. There it is "wait snake".

20points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

We don't really call them 'wait rows', it's a silly name for a posh supermarket, Waitrose.

2points

Scagsy 4 years ago

There are some people like trainspotters, who like to observe queues. Wait-watchers.

3points

Matt Du 4 years ago

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3points

Usernameless 4 years ago

Waitrose... *groans*

1point

Jonathan 4 years ago

That's my local Waitrose!

0points

A 4 years ago

Lol

0points

#85

It's Never To Early For A Pint!

Final score:

34points

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BananaJo 4 years ago

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

16points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Yeah, if it's 8:51am in the UK, then it's 5:51pm in Japan. So there you go.

0points

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

It's illegal for a fat, bald football fan not to be holding a pint. We can't let our British standards drop.

5points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

And it's never too late for a glass of wine. The time in between we drink whiskey.

3points

Carol Taylor 4 years ago

when I was last in the UK doing a driving holiday with a friend we did a lot of stops at Whitherspoons for breakfasts...you would always find someone having a pint in there early in the morning....

0points

Lsai Aeon 4 years ago

That'd be 2 am somewhere in the states, he good

0points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

Oldham, go figure ......

0points

Jods 4 years ago

They’re not all like this in Oldham, honestly.

0points

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

True. Most of them will have their next pint already poured.

1point

#86

Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The Worlds Worst Person

Final score:

33points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

his day job is as a plumber

10points

MERMONKEY34 4 years ago

hope that tube is not used

2points

Amy Pattie 4 years ago

He doesn’t have nearly enough class to be a plumber

2points

Paradise 4 years ago

Oh no, definitely makes money doing this crap and hikes around and travels. Don't know how he afforded those New Balances.

1point

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

Him: "It's not a me, Mario!"

0points

Chris 4 years ago

There's no way that crusty's got a job.

-1point

Jods 4 years ago

But nobody says a word, they just tut quietly to themselves.

2points

Brendan 4 years ago

His instrument looks like a Dyson. And, like a Dyson, he sucks.

2points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

Can you digereedon't?

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

He's alright, better than fry up man earlier.

0points

Debbie Lavender 4 years ago

How is this allowed?

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 4 years ago

I'm just impressed that he can play without a stand

0points

#87

New Vin Diesel Franchise Coming Soon From Stansted!

Final score:

33points

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James016 4 years ago

On The Buses and Furious

11points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Fast and Frequent...

0points

#88

My Travels Peaked Last Month

Final score:

33points

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James016 4 years ago

Living the dream

7points

#89

Gotta Love Uni

Final score:

33points

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Marianne 4 years ago

Every object can be made sexist.

11points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Genuinely, yes. I understand this after taking my 2 year old to chose her first one herself. The pharmacy had a choice of two suitable for toddlers, a pink Disney princess one and a blue Spiderman one. At two years old she was being taught that toddlers are divided into two very separate, and very different groups, and did she know which one she belonged to. Why not have a selection that it isn't heaving with social coding, such as animals on green and yellow toothbrushes. Just for one thing?

4points

John C 4 years ago

Unfortunately, we (the consumers) are to blame. The stores don't care what kind of toothbrushes it carries - the store isn't trying to make a statement - the store carries whatever products sell the best and make them the most money.

1point

Hugo Raible 4 years ago

Parenting fail - it's just the parents who tell boys that they can't be princesses and girls that they can't be spiderman. This is on you, not on the pharmacy.

0points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Such a shame to "gender" everything. My poor mum had to deal painfully with it when she offered me a flik flak watch because she allegedly lost mine (green and blue, we found it in a bag later). She said "i hope you will like it" and i said "yeah of course, i just hope it's not pink" ... and it was pink, and with dolphins. OUCH!

0points

Exquisite Spam 4 years ago

Oxford is worried about its gardens being colonialist. I'm pretty sure even the most ardent of vegan isn't concerned about carrot slavery.

1point

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

If it tells a woman to make it a sandwich, yes.

1point

Debbie Lavender 4 years ago

I’m going with a hard NO. Ergonomics is not sexism.

1point

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

If you really look, everything is sexist. You can't make everything not sexist. After we truly get rid of the important things, it all boils down to who cares and who doesn't.

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

The sexism of toothbrushes?

0points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

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Jods 4 years ago

Who downvoted you? I’m in complete agreement with you. No one says you have to go to University, get a degree in something completely useless and be without a job.

1point

#90

This Guy Is An Absolute Baller

Final score:

31points

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Eduard Korhonen 4 years ago

He'd feel cooler if the fan was actually running

11points

Tristan Jones 4 years ago

The photo may have been taken at a high shutter speed

11points

Seabeast 4 years ago

They have electrical outlets in the seat backs?

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago (edited)

Not in all but some at certain points of the train will, and USB slots at the side of every seat.

0points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Turn it on then . No wait for the ticket man to go past first

0points

A 4 years ago

Genius.

0points

#91

Well That Was A Complete Waste Of A Morning. We Came All The Way To Liverpool Because We Heard Today Was The Day And No Bugger Else Had Shown Up

Final score:

29points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Don't worry. They didn't show up at the actual Area 51 either!

15points

myvloggun 4 years ago (edited)

Actually, people did show up- I live in Nevada, my dad drove down there with me to go check to see how many people were there, there was a lot

0points

#92

My Local Gp Surgery Has Had Enough!

Final score:

29points

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Sue Grigg 4 years ago

Using a communal telephone during COVID seems like a really bad idea.

8points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

An outside phone, while everyone has masks on and will use hand sanitiser before and after, no other way really, people are idiots.

0points

Scagsy 4 years ago

The NHS. Aggressively saving lives since 1948.

3points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

They’ve been no help at all since this lockdown . People have died bc they couldn’t get a face to face appointment.

0points

Jods 4 years ago

Fieldhead Surgery, is that you? I had this one too.

0points

#93

When Your Uber Eats Driver Reminds You That Your Area Is Dodgy Politely

Final score:

28points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Who wants to risk their bike for a few pounds?

12points

A. G. Molen 4 years ago

people who want to keep their jobs

2points

Rod Egret 4 years ago

You should always go meet the driver...

3points

#94

Just A Reminder Of What £1100 In Rent Can Get You In London

Final score:

25points

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Julie 4 years ago

Is that a wee stove?

21points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

It looks like the stove you'd find in an RV/camper, designed to have a short cabinet beneath it.

5points

Matt Du 4 years ago

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3points

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

You can boil whatever liquid you want, even your wee.

1point

Exquisite Spam 4 years ago

Please don't cook your wee on the stove.

1point

Jods 4 years ago

And indeed does double as a commode.

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

2.78 us dollar

1point

Rez Fidel 4 years ago

And thats a week right?!

0points

Maria 4 years ago

It says 'pcm' which means Per Calendar Month.

0points

Kira Okah 4 years ago (edited)

Wow, that is big for 1.1k! Seen way smaller for more...and I have seen bigger hotel rooms in London for less.

0points

Brendan 4 years ago

Everything, conveniently, at arm's reach.

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

It's only £1096, though.

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Average cost for something like that in or near the city in Adelaide is $450 which is similar cost to this per week in pounds, but if you go to Sydney you will be paying around $600 aud.

-1point

King Joffrey 4 years ago

Foxxy, £1100 is close to 2k AUS, not $450...

2points

#95

Popmaster Shout Outs In A Nutshell.

Final score:

25points

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Shika Louis 4 years ago (edited)

I would like to shout out to Barbara, who STILL HASN'T RETURNED MY LASAGNA TIN!!! It has now been one week, Barbara. I will steal your pavement!!! I WILL...

4points