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Christmas time is not just mistletoe and wine, but also a great source of funny fails and the absolute best Christmas jokes. Do you wonder why that is?
Well, let's start with the fact that you will most likely meet some weird relatives you only see once a year. The other, more obvious thing is that people tend to relax from all the worries at this time, and, inspired by the Christmas spirit, let themselves go a bit loose. And that is where the best Christmas memes come from.
The Christmas season is in the air; the usual holiday songs permeate the airwaves, decorated trees have been set up, and shoppers have begun to flood the shops and malls.
Depending on you, this time of year can be the best or incredibly stressful, so take a break from trimming the tree and check out some funny memes.
These Christmas memes collected by Bored Panda are sure to put you in the holiday spirit or at least give you a good laugh.
From not being able to afford that perfect present to the inevitable holiday weight, these funny jokes remind us it wouldn’t be the holidays without some bumps in the road. So put on the hot cocoa, scroll down, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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Toy Meets The Real Deal
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Roof-Defying Holiday Hack
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Holiday Parenting Hacks
GenXandEarnedItAll 2 years ago
I think this the best (most traumatic) joke one can play on their kids!
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Mike 7 years ago
Yeah. Usually if there's a fire, it's not just in the fire place.
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Liz Roberts 5 years ago
It’d be even funnier (and more evil) if the first present they opened under the tree was also empty! I’d just love to see their face!
Candace Lombardo 5 years ago
God loves prepositional phrases.... that's why he made so many of them. Add "of the boxes" between "one" and "in". Otherwise you are going to run out of children pretty quickly./
Deborah Woody 6 years ago
I used to do something similar... when they were misbehaving, I would cross off something from their Christmas wish list. Usually, something I knew they weren't going to get anyway!
Gary Wheeler 1 year ago
I've seen this before. It isn't funny. I'm sure there are kids for whom this is the sadistic reality.
Samuel Estrada (Student) 2 years ago
When you are trying to be kind to an annoying family member but then he realizes it is not a gift!
Liz Roberts 5 years ago
It’ll be even funnier (more evil) if the first ones they open under the tree are also empty
Chris Pitch 6 years ago
I wouldn't be able to do it, then again, my kids wouldn't act up that bad
Roberto Durante 7 years ago
how to create the kids traumas for life , think about it, that's not fun at all.
Aubrey 7 years ago
wait but when you put the real ones under you migh ton scedent throw a real one in the fire
Kiki 7 years ago
The real ones don't get put under the tree until Christmas Eve when the kids are in bed.
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Crash Course in Creativity
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Oops, Did It Again
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
This dog has much more understanding of guilt than does the president of the USA. If there can be only one pardon, this fellow gets it.
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Unintentional Decorations
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Paws and Reflect
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When Stars Aren’t Enough
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Wrapped to the Beat
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Last-Minute Wrapping Hacks
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Wrapped In Irony
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Vacation Budget Mysteries
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Santa’s Toughest Request
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Holiday Gains Unwrapped
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Social Media Struggles
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Then and Now Christmas Mood
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Gift Gatekeeper Mode Activated
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Unintended Festive Cheer
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Festive Vibes Activated
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Budget Versus Dreams
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Santa’s Closest Bodyguard
#23
Holiday or snack time?
Aileen Cawlfield 7 years ago
My dog’s first Christmas, he was scared of the tree. He would bark at it and would not go anywhere near it... until he got used to it and then...
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Unexpected Party Crashers
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Not The Party I Wanted
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Caught in the Act Again
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Sprinkled With Suspicion
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Expectation vs Reality Gifts
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Santa’s Secret Side Hustle
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Holiday Spirits Only
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Wrapped Up and Confused
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Holiday Surveillance Upgrade
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I thought that it was going to end with "so we slapped a restraining order on him."
#34
Santa’s Side Hustle
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Pure Wrapping Bliss
#36
Holiday Honesty, Imperial Edition
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Holiday Lights Overload
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Santa’s Selective Shopping
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Bread Gone Literal
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Wrapped Up Reality
The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
Ah yes, my parent's favorite excuse. That and "We provide you a roof over your heads, and money for food and clothes." You LEGALLY have to do that as I am a minor and your child...that is not a "gift'... you would be trouble with the law if you didn't. Sigh...
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Cozy Essentials Only
#43
Holiday Mood Swings
athornedrose 7 years ago
where do you live that they wait until after halloween?! i wish they waited that long!!
#44
Choco Coins and Budget Woes
#45
Expectation vs Reality
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Gift Wrap Everything
Hans 7 years ago
This is actually just the attiude of the parents who claim that their children should be grateful for being born. The above things are no gifts; if you deprive your children of them you are conducting abuse and deprivation, and it is unlawful on top of that. so, get off you "it's my house" high horse.
#48
Grinch’s Playlist Rebellion
Chyppa Homer 7 years ago
Grinch driving a Bentley and throwing you out of a Jeep. It's a Christmas miracle ! :D
#49
Budgeting Friendship Goals
#50
Seasonal Priorities Shift
Person2638 7 years ago
My mom HATES Christmas because it starts in November. I like to sing Christmas songs on Black Friday to annoy her.
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Maci Wilcox 7 years ago
Am I the only one who absolutely loves to start celebrating Christmas early??? I've been ready for Christmas since November! (But that might just be because where I'm from, it started snowing in October XD)
Alia G. 7 years ago
I'm an early celebrater too, ha ha. It's hard not to be when the day after Halloween there's already Xmas decorations everywhere
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Tiny Dancer 7 years ago
It's officially December first, let the seasonal Christmas magic and wonderment begin! Bring on the carols both old (jingle those bells and deck those halls!) and new (I'm looking at you, Mariah and Wham!), the cheesy movies and TV specials (my old buddy Rudolph! Frosty! Jimmy Stewart!), and let the tinsel and LED icicles rain down! But, come the morning of January 1st, I want it all to cease and desist until the following December. That's the only way I can stay sane. Well, that and a little rum in my eggnog.
Miriam Hirsch 7 years ago
I worked in retail for 45 years and Christmas is not fun or funny. You wouldn't believe!
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
I don't care how many memes you put up, I'm still not interested in having a holly, jolly, Christmas.
Pol Macqueron 7 years ago
Hello Sufjan Stevens, I'm waiting for your traditional 6-year pack of christmas songs. In the meantime, I'll be singing "I'm a xmas unicorn"
Maci Wilcox 7 years ago
Am I the only one who absolutely loves to start celebrating Christmas early??? I've been ready for Christmas since November! (But that might just be because where I'm from, it started snowing in October XD)
Alia G. 7 years ago
I'm an early celebrater too, ha ha. It's hard not to be when the day after Halloween there's already Xmas decorations everywhere
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It's officially December first, let the seasonal Christmas magic and wonderment begin! Bring on the carols both old (jingle those bells and deck those halls!) and new (I'm looking at you, Mariah and Wham!), the cheesy movies and TV specials (my old buddy Rudolph! Frosty! Jimmy Stewart!), and let the tinsel and LED icicles rain down! But, come the morning of January 1st, I want it all to cease and desist until the following December. That's the only way I can stay sane. Well, that and a little rum in my eggnog.
Miriam Hirsch 7 years ago
I worked in retail for 45 years and Christmas is not fun or funny. You wouldn't believe!
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
I don't care how many memes you put up, I'm still not interested in having a holly, jolly, Christmas.
Pol Macqueron 7 years ago
Hello Sufjan Stevens, I'm waiting for your traditional 6-year pack of christmas songs. In the meantime, I'll be singing "I'm a xmas unicorn"
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