Money might be the root of all evil, but we still need it. It helps us afford necessities and adds comfort to our lives. Conversely, the emptier our pockets and bank accounts get, the more challenging our days become. It can be hard to believe, but you're not a failure if they run dry; there are so many things out of our control. So to remind everyone that we're in this economy together, we at Bored Panda compiled a list of funny and accurate posts about (personal) finance, courtesy of this subreddit. Keep striving, stay resilient!
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Pay Your Share Too
He Could Be Batman
His ex-wife divorced him for (obviously amongst other things) very similar reasons 😊
McKenzie Scott (ex Bezos) has also donated billions to charitable causes. E-loon Musk tweeted about her (since deleted), "Super rich ex-wives who hate their former spouse’ should filed be listed among ‘Reasons that Western Civilization died". Bezos and Musk ain't like her.
Load More Replies...It's ALMOST as if the "Charitable Billionaires helping the world" is just a myth. How about we try something new and tax them ALL out of existence and use that tax money to better our world on a global scale?
Sounds like a brilliant idea that will never happen unless we get Congress out of their pockets.
Load More Replies...They are the 21st century dragons of myth. They horde wealth just to horde wealth. Smaag slept on a mountain of gold to cite popular culture, but the dragons of myth are much the same.
Stop buying at Amazon for the convenience! Haven't shopped there in a long time, over a decade, and it really doesn't take anything away from my lifestyle!
What if you're disabled and use Amazon to bulk buy things such as Toilet Paper, Laundry pods, cleaning supplies etc... The things that you literally cannot carry yourself back from the store. It's not always about "convenience", it's about accessibility to necessary goods and also? It sometimes works out cheaper than buying things in store when you're on a limited budget.
Load More Replies...Can you imagine going down in history as the rich guy who actually fixed so much of a broken country?
The dissonance is that people who are hard-wired to be venture capitalists are the only ones capable of such insanity - and the least likely to give it away. They’re two completely conflicting ideologies. Capitalist = wealthy in dollars. Compassionate = wealthy in life
Unfortunately he's that rich because probably he is very greedy . . .
He asked the UN how much it would take to solve hunger. They gave him a number and a plan. Then he said never mind.
Comparing 1 bill/triilionaires net worth against poverty is like comparing 1 = PI ( neverending). What should happen is that the ultra 1% spread it around. ALL OF THEM!!! I dream.
Unfortunately, to accumulate all that loot, one would need to be rather LIKE him.
Check out the Gates Foundation…Bezos coukd do that, instead he bought a penis shaped rocket.
I just love it when these creepy rich guys (lottery winners have some of the same stories) guys think their young arm candy loves them for their good looks (I am being charitable when I say they truly lack in the "good looking" category! ) and personality. YUCK!
Homeless vets are a problem that is way too seldomly talked about. Poor veterinarians...
I genuinely have no idea why anyone wants that kind of money; if I came into millions (not even billions) of dollars, once I did responsible stuff like bought a comfortable house (not a big one, just a comfortable one), paid off my car and put some in savings, I'd be pouring funds into charities. What's the point in hoarding money you're never going to use?
Don't agree. Fixing issues in society is government's job. Not of private people. At the most , make laws to raise taxes on wealthy and use it for resolving problems in the society. It's irresponsible and somewhat dangerous to relieve the government of it's responsibility.
You are right, but unfortunately the corporations and capitalists don't pay their fair share of taxes, and therefore the government can't afford to take care of those problems. Funny that in places like Germany and Finland they manage to pay living wages and still have great social services.
Load More Replies...I feel the same exact way which is why I have dedicated the rest of my life to spending my wealth on those who truly need it.
You can even start taking his employees a bit more I'm charging a bit less on Amazon.
Quote from the UN World Food Program: 'Up to 783 million people worldwide are facing chronic hunger. This year, we’re planning to serve 150 million people and need $21.1 billion.' So using those numbers and doing the math: it would take $110.14 billion to feed all those people for a year. Bezos has $198.4 billion, so his entire fortune would feed them for only 20 months. I think this shows how massive the problem is when it makes Bezos' fortune seem small. But also keep in mind that 50 years ago or more hunger was much much worse. We've made tremendous progress already.
The thing is, there is actually more than enough food being produced to feed everyone in the world. However, it is not equally distributed throughout the world and many places would have to rely on receiving the majority of their food from the countries that have the surplus. Then there is the fact that God is a commodity and so the sellers want the best price possible. There are cases in the US where literally tons of perfectly good food is not sold or given away on purpose to drive up the prices. They then have to throw it out. Freaking ridiculous.
Load More Replies...He could be Batman. But you wouldn't know. Batman doesn't reveal his identity.
Try For Something Substantive
Get Vaccinated Folks
The Hypocrisy Is Real
Color Me Surprised
Birth Control Without Restrictions Works
Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
Save Money, Care For Others, Strengthen Our Communities
We Are Not Free
In Canada we pay for prescriptions, but my antidepressants are $18 a month. I meet with my doctor once a month. My employer pays for my twice-a-week counselling appointments through my employee benefit plan. My total bill for mental health care is $18 a month. I wish everyone could have it this easy :( we all deserve good health care.
Discuss Salaries From Now On
My 18 year old son in a night owl. He's looking for a night job after he graduates. He would looooove this s**t. Edit. I asked him. He's 100% on board. 😂😂
This
I'm applying for entry level jobs with 13 years experience...but I have "too much" experience? Hurumph
Facts
This Kid's Going Places!
Best Investment Ever
Reading is honestly so beneficial :) those people that type things like “should of” instead of “should have” is often an indication that they haven’t read a lot of books. People who spell words correctly but pronounce them incorrectly is usually a sign that they learned that word from a book first :) scammers these days are actually relying on mildly illiterate people to not be able to notice small spelling errors in their emails or text messages that would give the scammer away….and those poor folks with a low literacy level tend to fall for scams at a much higher rate :( it’s really uncool
Its An Endless Cycle
I started renting my apartment 5 years ago at just over $700/month. They can only raise my yearly rent at inflation rates as per my contract so I’m currently paying just over $800. The exact identical apartment across the hall from me just got rented out for $1490. Most of my neighbours are paying $1200 or more. For an identical apartment to mine. I’m so lucky but also very annoyed on their behalf. Eventually the strata will find a way to charge me $1200+ but for now I’m lucky as hell.
Wonder Why That Is, Jim?
Remember the border bill the US GOP begged for…..then voted against it and shut it down because they were scared it might make their political opponent in the upcoming election look good? 🙄 sounds like a party that truly cares about the people and country and not their own personal career interests at all.
I Mean....i Would
Picking The Wrong Fight
No Need To Be Worried
Mcdonalds
Real Money
Man’s Got A Point
As long as they have the people locked into crippling debt, what else matters? The rich get richer and the poor get f**ked over every time. Think for a minute that maybe a bright, disadvantaged kid of had the inkling of the cure for cancer but couldn't get a scholarship because of their gender, disability, colour or religion? The crushing debt applied by institutions of higher learning and government is quite happy to forgo humanity saving intelligence, because there is no money in it for them.
Things Have Changed
America Is Run By Oligarchs
Oh gosh - you noticed? Whoops! Its a freakin' goldmine for the very few.
Do You Make Less Than $400k Per Year?
Like An Fallen Angel
Totally Normal Stuff
Chemist in OZ, they're something like a 2 pack for $10 (so more like 2 for $6US)
"I Just Go Hard On Weekends"
One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity
Put Up Or Shut Up
Honestly. I donated $1 to some charity at McDonalds and then got mad at myself - companies are just words on paper but humans are real, why can’t the humans that run McDonalds use their massive profits to help other humans out? Solve some hunger issues they probably helped cause or something?
This Has Potential
Credit Card Machine Aggression Is Real
The Choice Is Clear
“Millennials Are So Lazy...”
Not Exactly Wrong
I had a college math professor that would teach you how to do the math after the assignment. He would give the homework with no instruction. have us turn it in, then teach how to do it. Then, he would grade you to see if you had figured it out on your own and the grade would stand. I dropped that class after 2 weeks.
But What About My Future Self!?!?1!
Haters To The 10th Power
The Snake Isn’t The Problem
I accept that Pharmacy/OTC medications can be quite expensive. But WTF costs $83K+? A large bottle of invincibility & immortality?
We Are Living In The Idiocracy
Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle
Yep Here You Are
Down Bad
Get Paid For Your Depression
The Cost Of Living Was Entirely Different
1 bedroom apartment in 2003 cost us 480 a month. That same rental today goes for 1200 a month.
They’re Injecting Baby’s Into Their Necks!
What a revolting revaluation. Seriously, you guys have to stop voting in obscenely wealthy men on the brink of life support for President. They have too much distance and protection from the realities of life.
True That!
Your Degree Won't Pay For Itself
Many states require a Masters to teach. 45K a year is what a teacher makes after working several years in most of those states!
It’s Not Even Month End Yet 😭
Hey I just wanted to say, we live in a world that’s scary and messed up and hurting and uncertain, but I’m glad all of you are here, I’m glad I get to be here and laugh and cry and feel with you, I’m glad we can be here. Even though the future is dark and uncertain and I’m scared, you all bring some brightness to my day, and you are valued and loved and important. Thank you. You all deserve kindness and love and I wish all of you to have wonderful days and weeks and lives. Thank you for bringing some brightness in a scary time.
There are translations to the effect of "the lust after money is the root of all evil.". Which is to me quite accurate. As you can lust after things you don't have.
Load More Replies...And we read only about the "problems" of the Americans. Moaning and whining about their first world problems. There are 195 other countries of which most are infinity times more poorer with much more survival problems. If you are staying in a first world country shut the f@ck up and realise you are privileged does not matter what race. It is amazing how obsessed the BP posters are with America!
Hey I just wanted to say, we live in a world that’s scary and messed up and hurting and uncertain, but I’m glad all of you are here, I’m glad I get to be here and laugh and cry and feel with you, I’m glad we can be here. Even though the future is dark and uncertain and I’m scared, you all bring some brightness to my day, and you are valued and loved and important. Thank you. You all deserve kindness and love and I wish all of you to have wonderful days and weeks and lives. Thank you for bringing some brightness in a scary time.
There are translations to the effect of "the lust after money is the root of all evil.". Which is to me quite accurate. As you can lust after things you don't have.
Load More Replies...And we read only about the "problems" of the Americans. Moaning and whining about their first world problems. There are 195 other countries of which most are infinity times more poorer with much more survival problems. If you are staying in a first world country shut the f@ck up and realise you are privileged does not matter what race. It is amazing how obsessed the BP posters are with America!
