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My name is Idan, and for the past decade I've been drawing the webcomic series "C-Section Comics".
My comics deal with various topics that interest me: life, death, love, philosophy, religion, social issues, technology, geek humor and so forth. Some of them are lighter, some are darker, and some are plain silly.
Lately, I've started posting on my site bonus panels and poems which accompany each comic. I find that they add a bit of flavor to each comic, and sometimes give the punchline a whole new meaning.
The archives of "C-Section Comics" currently have hundreds of comics in them. You can see them all on my website. I also recently started posting them to Instagram (link below).
Anyway, here are a few which I like the most, and hope you'll like as well. Let me know what you think in the comments!
More info: Instagram | csectioncomics.com
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#1
Final score:
254points
Danni from Oz 6 years ago
Every time you hear someone complain of a first world problem, slap them with one of the limbs you’re lucky enough to have
EM 5 years ago
What about both first and third world problems, such as wildfires and other natural disasters?
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Ande Abdrop 5 years ago
Yes, some are on BP too, downvoting truthers like hell broke loose... (not talking about you of course)
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Robyn Wilson 6 years ago
Going to hell for laughing...or maybe I'll get dementia when I'm older (according to a study)
Afini Shakur 6 years ago
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#2
Final score:
250points
Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
Look at this kid, he thinks there are any qualified candidate runing in the elections! :D
Mike Crow 6 years ago
Always elect the most qualified, or you can do what the USA did and elect the loudest.
Afini Shakur 6 years ago
Break away from every earthly beliefs and conventions that make you not achieve your full potential in life.Join the illuminati and become the best version of yourself now. KNOWLEDGE , MONEY , HEALTH , FAME , POWER , LOVE , is what we offer to humankind. Whatsapp +17576565934 to book for your initiation date.
Full Name 6 years ago
Love this one. That racist dad and sexist mom should listen to what comes from the mouths of babes.
proof that tony stark has a ❤️ 6 years ago
How is this racist or sexist? Racist would be NOT wanting a Latinx candidate to be elected. Sexist would be NOT wanting a female candidate.
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#3
Final score:
248points
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
I'm fat, your fat, see you in the kitchen. That's love. - Kevin James.
#4
Final score:
218points
THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_< 6 years ago
Is this supposed to be a stereotype. Someone explain I am the dumb
Daria B 6 years ago
Yep. The stereotype that men don't know the colours as well as women do.
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Douglas Campbell 6 years ago
People born as females have more optical color cones than those born male..
proof that tony stark has a ❤️ 6 years ago
That's actually interesting, I am male and my friends used to tease me nonstop about when in elementary school I used to always try to use fancy color names, like notoriously claiming my eyes were "olive leaf" instead of green
#5
Final score:
214points
Ande Abdrop 5 years ago
Actually Lucy became sick with Jenny's bacterial infection and develloped spongiform encephalopathy, achromatopsism and dementia and died...
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#6
Final score:
201points
That Shy Girl 5 years ago
I don’t wax or shave because I don’t want to and it’s not going to hurt anyone.
#7
Final score:
197points
Evgeniya Khon 6 years ago
Haha, reading bp at 1am after 1hr of thinking about stuff is what I'm doing at this very moment
#8
Final score:
186points
UndyingBisexual 6 years ago
I THOUGHT IT SAID CRABS AT FIRST LIKE THE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED THING OMGGGGGG
#9
Final score:
185points
#10
Final score:
167points
THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_< 6 years ago
Don’t you mean treespassing. I’ll go
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Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 6 years ago
Shower thought: Adam and Eve didn't have consciousness before eating the apple. Isn't this like throwing your dog out of your house because it ate the steak you left on the kitchen counter to defrost? And where was the omniscient and omnipresent God at the time? And this leads me to another shower thought: What if God is bipolar and Satan is his other personality? Would explain a LOT.
Catlady6000 6 years ago
Actually they did have consciousness. Adam had to name all the animals and made a really lovely poem when he first saw Eve. I'm pretty sure those things require at least a little conscious thought. So as not to get TOO preachy, I'll tackle the rest of this on another day. Love your thought process btw.
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Aaron Smith 6 years ago
Good thing there isn't any such thing as God. And I love how "Adam and eve" are white. And so is "God". Jesus was never white... Just so you know.
Josurf 6 years ago
Morality : it's never a good idea to forbid something, it only makes things more attractive. (PONDER THAT FOR A WHILE !)
Vicky Zar 6 years ago
Funny. Other countries seam to cope just fine with forbidden things
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#11
Final score:
163points
Chukwuka Edoziuno 6 years ago
Get it? It means Patrick Stewart is a vampire since he's got not reflection in the mirror.
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
D o n ' t t u r n a r o u n d, y o u a r e n o t s i t t i n g d o w n.
#12
Final score:
158points
#13
Final score:
156points
John L 6 years ago
I wonder how many readers actually know the meaning of "Natural Selection" and how it works within ecological niches?
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Please - I really don't want to think too deeply about that!!!
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#14
Final score:
156points
Nomadus Aureus 6 years ago (edited)
I'll just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piRIIvCjuKs
#15
Final score:
129points
Vaida Kuodytė 6 years ago
I think he would cease to exist, like some evil spirit :D
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Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Petra - Orange man is bad. Do you not hear what he says. Or in some cases tries to say.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
Seriously. It's like nothing else is happening in the world except the daily atrocities of the tangerine treason machine.
Jessica Hall 2 years ago
Someone stated this comment 4 years ago... "If everyone stopped talking about Trump, he would freak out.". So would the Kardashians...
#16
Final score:
128points
OI Loi 6 years ago
And a old man comes up and does the same thing to the adult, now the old man is playing with his phone.
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#17
Final score:
119points
Danni from Oz 6 years ago
Finding Nemo: This takes place in Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. American accents!! ..except the sharks
Jerry Wesner 6 years ago
You got the best actors you could find? And they all have British accents? Simple. Just tell them to talk American, like the characters they're playing.
Catlady6000 6 years ago
Thor, a God from Norse mythology, British accent. Should be more of a Swedish Chef, or a character from Fargo
Vaida Kuodytė 6 years ago
Maybe because Brits are superior actors rather than highschool dropout divas, idk? :D But they wouldn't fit in a USA setting. Benedict Cumberbatch's "American" accent is a disaster of epic proportions :D
Kari Panda 6 years ago
I always find that complaint to be baseless somehow. It‘s a translation into the language you desire. If that happens to be British English, so be it. How would American English be ‚more accurate‘ than British English for a story taking place in the Roman Empire? Even accent-free English wouldn’t be more realistic. If you want to stick to the origins, you‘d have to use a language nobody understands.
Catlady6000 6 years ago
Mel Gibson tried that. Didn't go over all that well
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Final score:
116points
Twenty øne doggos 6 years ago
True, some children have anti-vaxx parents.
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Evelyn Moon 6 years ago
Whoa wait, if I'd listened to my parents I'd have staggering debt right now. Parents telling kids to go to college are telling their kids to go into massive debt.
Suryansh Gupta 6 years ago
When parents are drug addict with no job, and rely on stealing. Maybe, don't listen to parents will work.
#19
Final score:
114points
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
The study on chocolate was all made up to prove this very fact. Yet the media still ran with it. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/05/28/410313446/why-a-journalist-scammed-the-media-into-spreading-bad-chocolate-science
#20
Final score:
111points
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 6 years ago
How does "Failure is just a grave stone to success" sound?
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C.S. 6 years ago
That's what Trump said after it was revealed he's lost over a billion dollars from the 80's - 90's (when a billion was worth a bit more than it is today), and his r******d followers still think hes a good business man. It's now proven that he's lost more money than any one person in history. In. History. Failure is just failure if you didn't learn from it. He didn't. But he won't let you even try and see that he is.
Monica Michelle 6 years ago
Don't know. The guy who failed costing more money than any other American is sitting in an Oval Office.
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Maybe that says more about the people who let him get there.
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Final score:
105points
Sergio Serg 6 years ago
If the shoe was procrastination then it would have fit every girl and even guy in town
#22
Final score:
103points
#24
Final score:
89points
#25
Final score:
88points
#26
Final score:
85points
Deni Castro 4 years ago
You try doing the same and then telling the difference between up and down!
#27
Final score:
81points
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
We should all be more careful. Just because we don't agree doesn't mean that we can't be friends. That's as idiotic as saying we can't be friends because we're different races. Let's be more kind people.
Maci Mae 6 years ago
I totally agree! I'm only in 8th grade, so I guess I don't know what it's like in the *real* world, but at school there's a girl who has completely different views than me. Most people assume we hate each other bc we debate a lot, but we're actually really good friends!
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Evelyn Moon 6 years ago
All the people I know who did that unfriended foaming racists, zealots and bigots. Life is better without them. If people like that don't want to be alone they need to give up their investment in hate.
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Oh yeah for sure there are exceptions to the rule, especially in those cases.
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Michelle Vasquez 6 years ago
Hahaha. I unfriend people who disagree with me all the time. They get really pushed about deleting them so I just lie throughout my teeth and tell them that I didn’t and it must be a Facebook problem or something!
#28
Final score:
80points
Cynthia Decker 6 years ago
Giving birth to your husband would be a difficult thing to explain.
Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
It won't be difficult if you inherited a special book name Root of Sadness.
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#29
Final score:
79points
#30
Final score:
48points
Twenty øne doggos 6 years ago
I agree with you. I'm sorry, but I just don't find suicide funny. If you were trying to aim for something other then funny then that might make more sense.
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Idan Schneider (Post author) 6 years ago
Thanks lil mop, glad you liked them!
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Sonelle van der Merwe 6 years ago
Who are we if we can't laugh at ourselves? Love these, nice job!!
Idan Schneider (Post author) 6 years ago
Thanks lil mop, glad you liked them!
Load More Replies... Sonelle van der Merwe 6 years ago
Who are we if we can't laugh at ourselves? Love these, nice job!!
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