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Technology promised to solve our problems, but it seems to make a lot of them worse. Take dating. How cool it was that we could "meet" and flirt with five, twelve, thirty-seven, even a hundred people on the internet without having to step our foot outside, we thought—for maybe an evening or two. But ask anyone who is actively swiping, and they'll tell you it's not that simple. The subreddit r/Bumble is dedicated to one of these apps, and it's full of screenshots its users took of all the bizarre bios and painfully dry conversations they go through on a regular basis. These pictures reveal what online dating really looks like behind the filters.
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#1
This Is Probably Why I’m Single
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#2
She Unmatched Me Right After. Sucks Cause She Was Hot :/
#3
He Unmatched Me
#4
I Wish More People Did This In Their Profiles
#5
One Of The Funniest Bio LOL
#6
I Will Have Satisfaction
NetworkMan 1 hour ago
What the d**n is happening in these comments? That's a pretty funny joke.
#7
Seducing Guys On Bumble With My Bad Drawings
#8
I Blocked And Unmatched So Quick LOL
#9
Made Me LOL, He’s Honest
Kristiina Männiste 2 hours ago
Hiking like camping in a tent? Or hiking on a trail and spending the nights in a boar proof shelter. Cause there is a difference.
#11
His Bio vs. His Message
#12
How Do I Reply
Remi (He/Him) 1 hour ago
Adding that koalas have similar fingerprints to humans, so much so that they've caused confusion for crime scene investigators
#13
I (24f) Am Open To Dating Older Guys So I Matched With This Guy (48m) And He Sent Me This… At Least He’s Honest??
#14
I Got Unmatched For This, Thought I Was Cooking 😭
#17
So Apparently I Attract A Very Specific Subset Of Men
The first 3 guys literally came up on my "Must See Profiles" on my Liked You page at the same time, the 4th guy came in a few days later lol
#18
Moved To A New City And Redownloaded Tinder. This Is The First Girl I Matched With
Remi (He/Him) 1 hour ago
Almost gives the same vibes as those "nice guys" doing the "gentleman" act
#19
Date Got Canceled Because Knicks Were Playing…
Alex Meurissen 1 hour ago
I mean at least he is honest and not coming up with a b******t excuse. I would not mind this and just reschedule, things like this happen
#21
I Believe In Radical Honesty
#22
This Conversation I Had Was Wild
#23
Guy I Matched With Last Week And Was Planning To Go Out With Soon, Did This
#24
For My Fellow Single It Nerds
#25
What Are These Girls Looking For Now In This Era LOL
Grape Walls of Ire 2 hours ago
An 8.5 would not be interested in someone who would say "a 8.5".
#26
Insane Reply
#27
My Friend Showed Me His Hinge How Do Some Guys Have It This Easy
#28
I'm Tired, Boss
#29
Can Someone Explain?
Pieter LeGrande 16 minutes ago
MTB is standard acronym for mountain biking. HTN is hypertension. Not sure how they relate though in this context.
#30
I'm Sorry, What Now???
#31
First Match On Bumble. This Is Awesome
#32
I Was Told To Post Here For A Profile Review. Don’t Know What To Expect, But Here It Goes
#33
A Man Sent Me A Screen Shot Of His Bank Statement
Rosecrucian Roeth 4 hours ago
And? That can be easily faked and if not, he's an idiot, don't go there!
#34
Not The Cancellation Text I’m Used To
#35
This Is Such A Turn Off LOL
#38
I Had An Amazing Conversation Yesterday
#39
Dating In 2025 Be Like
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 hours ago
I say this in the nicest way. If you can't do grammar, I'm not interested.
#40
Absolutely Unhinged - Date Cancelled Because I Didn't Send A Good Morning Text?
#41
I’ve Never Seen A Dating Manifesto Before
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Grape Walls of Ire 1 hour ago
There you go, overgeneralizing again. Someone curated 41 instances of unhinged dating app messages and your conclusion is to avoid the hundreds of millions of people who use these apps? I feel sorry for you.
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There you go, overgeneralizing again. Someone curated 41 instances of unhinged dating app messages and your conclusion is to avoid the hundreds of millions of people who use these apps? I feel sorry for you.
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