30 Of The Most Unhinged Bumble Conversations Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Omg self own. And yeah, stop making things sexual (with people you don't know at all). It's icky.

There are bugs between your legs? No, but for real, where the hell did that question come from

I was enamored by the offer of the McDo dollar menu...

Hilarious.

It would be tears of laughter when she sees him naked

Yeah, okay Brad, I'm sure your high school football record is very impressive. Now back to reality.

ahhhh...the old Menage a trois that i forgot to mention

good for her

Coherent at least lol

I sometimes wonder if some people are really human or just worms pretending to be one

I sense there's some contradictions here, but it's really hard to tell.

I don’t find tgis that bad. He doesn’t want to say he owns a living being, what’s the problem?

Dude, if someone gave me the opportunity to nerd out I would take it with great joy!

I love it when people without vaginas try to tell people with them how they work. Apalling. The amount of unmitigated gall is staggering.

great response. sheesh some people.

Her-"First thing you asked is if I have big boobs?!?!?" Him-"No" Her" Oh thats alright then."

Daaaaaaaamn. Keep it to yourself Netflix and chillboy.

hey man, don't mess with back pain. once your back goes you never get it back. blowing someone's back out is not manly or sexy.

That to me comes across as "Hi chubby! Feeling desperate?"

She handled that MUCH better than I would’ve.

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Ask me about my half-price specials!

At least she`s not wristing his time

I have no life. You have no life. Let's have no life together!

so basically you just want to feel wanted since your bf doesn't give you enough of that?

What a douche.

At least he has the decency to wave his red flags I guess.

I honestly don’t understand why people still write like this. It made sense 20 years ago in the days of texting with an old Nokia.

Oh my…

Just responding to everything, isn’t as bad as the others

Men: calm the bloody down about your d***s.

I love how casually they admit they routinely overstep everyone's boundaries. Oof.

I think it’s hilarious.

Orangutan, because i would be able to block in free time to practice my sword fighting skills. Fighting a chicken everytime I leave my house would be impractical, because I would have to leave earlier then I have to. However, do we know when the Orangutan fight is happening? Because that would be some must need information.

Why would you even still answer this weirdo?

I was unsure about having a tattoo, so the tattoo artists suggested a nice temporary one. We both agreed that tattoos don't work on me, so I paid him £300 to do a bunch of temporary tattoos as practice. He was a fun dude!

Damn it went downhill so quickly

That's not a trust issue, darlin' ... it's a Delusional Disorder, Persecutory Type.

Are those ages her lottery numbers?

There are a lot of these women around. If she asks your height, ask her weight. If she is offended, it ends there. My neighbours' daughter is obese, and her boyfriend is a dwarf. They are one of the happiest couples I have met. Plus, they have a dirty sense of humour and are hilarious to hang around with. Never heard them argue

Incel alert...

Not wrong, though…

🚩Creeper alert 🚩

Sorry I got to go, by back is really hurting from the weight of carrying this conversation.

Never heard of the specific ocean

ask his grandpa to wake up and give him a blow lmao

Do you even understand the concept of dating apps?!

At least he’s honest?

Why waste all that camo? No one is going to look at him with that in his profile

Size does matter… if it’s really big it’s uncomfortable and hard to do some stuff, according to some friends.

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And they say chivalry is dead…

My friend would check her cell phone all day waiting for a reply from some guy she had just met, and if they didn't reply promptly to her messages, she thought they were playing her, when they were probably at work and couldn't reply in a timely manner. Then she'd send them a scathing message stating that she was entitled to prompt responses from them, and they'd ghost her. Oddly, she never replied promptly to any text messages I sent her, but then, I don't have a dork.

"let's eat grandpa." - punctuation can save lives.

Okay but who doesn't like them (/j)

Tl;Dr: I have no ideas other than alcohol for how to get women to sleep with me.

so relatable

I'd have to go with the year in Europe. That was I could stay at home in England and pocket the money.

I don't understand what she said to sound bitter. 😕

Hi, your racism is showing… 🤦🏽‍♀️

hahaha lol