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Article created by: Jurgita Dominauskaitė

Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors. 

They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.

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Stacked plastic food containers and bowls on a table showcasing sarcastically honest slogans revealing the true nature of famous brands. Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?

ItsDeCia , Nicole Report

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    Trainer interacting with a killer whale in a marine show pool, revealing sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.

    CaptainDreadEye , Britt Reints Report

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    #3

    Assorted Gucci luxury bags, shoes, and accessories displayed on a bed, highlighting famous brand sarcastic slogans. gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy

    Azulaang4ever , c5aeb0c_aeb0c49p Report

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    #4

    Red circular logo with a white zigzag arrow pointing upward, symbolizing viral content and online brand growth. BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.

    thecookietrain , BuzzFeed Report

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    #5

    Red Coca-Cola delivery truck being unloaded by a worker, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.

    jillaaa , Mike Mozart Report

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    #6

    Dove go fresh cool moisture body wash and soap bars displayed on store shelf, highlighting brand slogans and packaging. Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon

    read110 , Mike Mozart Report

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    #7

    Nature Valley granola bars value pack with oats and honey, showcasing crunchy texture and natural ingredients. Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere

    codj23 , Willis Lam Report

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    #8

    Hand holding smartphone displaying TikTok logo, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands online. TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird

    Jdaddyk07 , Nordskov Media Report

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    #9

    Blue Facebook pen resting on a dark surface with Facebook logo, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Facebook: your privacy is our business

    Honest-Cicada4897 , Sarah Marshall Report

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    #10

    Google logo on building facade, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands shared online. Google: We finish your thoughts for you.

    URTheCurrentResident , Neon Tommy Report

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    #11

    Two men sitting and speaking with a YouTube logo behind, related to sarcastically honest brand slogans discussion. YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!

    MuffinRacker342 , Dave Dugdale Report

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    #12

    Reddit logo stickers with the mascot and brand name, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. And you thought you were weird. - Reddit

    Just_Construction523 , Eva Blue Report

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    #13

    Several bottles of Pepsi lined up on a store shelf representing sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?"

    ShutterBun , Mike Mozart Report

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    #14

    Taco Bell restaurant exterior with logo on orange wall under clear blue sky, illustrating sarcastically honest brand slogans. Taco Bell: 57 Menu items, Six ingredients!

    GeneralFactotum , Mike Mozart Report

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    #15

    Target store exterior with bright red signage under clear blue sky, illustrating famous brand with sarcastic slogans concept. Target: The upperclass Walmart

    VirtualIce23 , Mike Mozart Report

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    #16

    Microsoft store storefront with digital displays and people inside illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would

    Rhaski , Mike Mozart Report

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    #17

    Taco Bell fast food counter with illuminated sign and menu boards showcasing sarcastically honest brand slogans. Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.

    Chrome_Armadill , Mike Mozart Report

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    #18

    Exterior view of La Quinta Inn with landscaping under clear blue sky, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's"

    LeoMarius , faungg's photos Report

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    #19

    UPS logo on stone wall outdoors, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans revealing the true nature of famous brands. UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!

    Crohnies , Atomic Taco Report

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    #20

    FedEx delivery truck parked outdoors, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans revealing the true nature of famous brands. FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.

    StickyGoodness , Tomás Del Coro Report

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    #21

    Box of an iPad displayed on a wooden surface, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Apple IPad: distracting your toddler made easy

    Insane_Membranes , Tatsuo Yamashita Report

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    #22

    Plastic bottle of RC soda on a car dashboard, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans revealing famous brands' true nature. RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test

    jolbina , MichaelMcLean Report

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    #23

    Square cake iced blue with a white Facebook logo, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands online. Facebook: it’s worse than you think.

    luxebooty , Glen Young Report

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    #24

    Person in red jacket taking a selfie with a large black and white dog on green grass outdoors in autumn. Instagram: you'll never look this good.

    BR_Nukz , Joni Vanhoecke Report

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    #25

    Crowd walking toward a famous castle with a street clock, depicting sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world

    ElderMageSnowvine94 , Dave Hogg Report

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    #26

    Smartphone displaying Facebook app interface on wooden surface, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands online. Facebook: You are the product.

    Arctelis , Johan Larsson Report

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    #27

    Kellogg's Froot Loops cereal boxes on store shelf with colorful branding and mascot, illustrating famous brands sarcastic slogans. Froot loops: they are all the same flavours

    loki_wonders , Mike Mozart Report

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    #28

    Row of Nestle Nesquik chocolate and strawberry syrup bottles on a store shelf, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans. Nestle: I killed people for this. Be grateful

    Gh3rkins , Mike Mozart Report

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    #29

    H&M store entrance showcasing clothing displays and a 30% off sale sign, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans of famous brands. Most fashion brands : from kids for kids

    what_a_dude , Mike Mozart Report

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    #30

    McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.

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    #31

    Two round stickers with EA Sports logo on a wooden surface, illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems

    THE_CURE666 , Hector Alejandro Report

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    #32

    Roblox character with steampunk accessories against orange background illustrating sarcastically honest slogans about famous brands. Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…

    jmedi11 , G2A Report

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    #33

    Soccer video game with Arsenal and Napoli teams playing in a virtual stadium showing gameplay and player positions. EA: Go get your parents credit card

    Dutch-in-Tahiti , G2A Report

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