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We love to talk about the beginning of a relationship. Who had the funnier profile on Tinder, where the first date was, and what it was like to meet the parents. But the end matters, too, as it can also be better or worse — while some breakups are accompanied by tears and hugs and goodbyes, others are a lot more... eventful. To show how far we can go to get even, we put together a list of stories we found on the internet about the revenge people took against their exes. Oof!

#1

Abandoned mattresses and personal items on a concrete floor beneath graffiti-covered walls showing petty revenge on an ex theme.

Okay, this is going to sound cruel, but hear me out. After he cheated, I was in a rage and was going to throw all his belongings from my place in the garbage. My friend encouraged me to set them on fire, but I had a better idea. I live in a city where he also lives and works within the same few blocks. A lot of the homeless folks are familiar and tend to stick around their common areas of our blocks.

I took all of his clothes and sneakers, and things, and put them in a box near my alley where the homeless folks hang out, wrote a sign saying take what you’d like. So the folks got a whole new nice wardrobe and are rocking his clothes he would recognize when he’s walking around work/home. I never spoke to him after the breakup, but I did see the people wearing his jackets and sneakers mostly. I feel like I did a good deed because those people got some nice, expensive clothes to keep warm and feel good! And it gives me satisfaction imagining him realizing these people are all wearing his favorite stuff.

Lonely_ghostie0 , MART PRODUCTION Report

Nina
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stealing someone's belongings doesn't sound like petty revenge to me. Because that's what she did by taking them and handing them out.

Galita
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The title is “petty revenge”’

Rika
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, you not only stole his belongings, you *used* homeless people. Let's face it, OP doesn't care about the homeless, she only cares about her ex getting mad when he sees "those people" wearing his clothes.

Sofia
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well imho doesnt matter the reason, the homeless have had clothes, I suppose is the only thing that matters

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Jaya
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, in theory it's funny and creative. And it's cool that homeless people got given stuff. But stealing is not petty, it's an actual crime.

Caffeinated Ape
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, there literally is a class of crime called "petty theft" so I guess by definition it can be both.

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GalPalAl
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a great idea and recipe for satisfaction while helping others.

LookASquirrel
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll take THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED for $500 Alex.

Kid Murray
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope he called the cops and had you arrested. Your widdle fee fees don't excuse you stealing someone's belongings. Grow the f*** up ladies, none of this is ok. If the roles were reversed you'd be screaming bloody m****r.

StrawberryCyxnide
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what else isn't okay? Cheating on your partner, don't act like you wouldn't be upset too

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Meyrin
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not petty it's theft and no you ain't the bigger person. And for those who will think/say "yeah but he deserves it" he maybe does and he is a See U Next Thursday for cheating yes, but just because you are angry does not exonerate one actions. Basically they're are both in the wrong.

Wonnie-Cookie713
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im going to do this w/toxic ppl in my life.

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    #2

    Close-up of a spinning vinyl record on a vintage turntable illustrating moments of brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    Ex was a "vinyl DJ". After he basically treated me really badly one night and we had a huge argument, I got up during the night and took out the vinyls and put them in the wrong sleeves. He had a fair few hundred. Took me ages. I then packed my little overnight bag I kept at his, and left. He was supposed to play a gig the next day. I heard he was raging.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect. No theft or damage to property, no violence, but the perfect level of petty revenge. Inconvenience with no long term consequences. Perfect.

    Lady Eowyn
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. Nothing damaged or taken, no one hurt.

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    TheRightToArmBears (riff/tone)
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a vinyl j****e this one is great. I would lose my sh*t

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No damage, just massive inconvenience. Brilliant.

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike the cheating and ex donating stuff - this is petty. It's annoying, not illegal and you made your point.

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    #3

    Two women in trench coats carrying shopping bags, engaged in a lively conversation about brutal revenge on an ex.

    He cheated and knocked the woman up. A couple of weeks later, I was drunk shopping with a friend, and we ran into his mother and sister. I congratulated them. They asked what for? and I said, "The baby!" His sister was shocked. His mom thought something was up because he had made some strange comments. When he found out they had heard his news from me, he was livid! Omg, it was great.

    Nice_Speech6381 , Gustavo Fring Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk shopping? Some people get drunk to go shopping? Won't that make you impulse buy a bunch of things you don't need?

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    #4

    A row of various colored shirts hanging on wooden hangers in a closet, illustrating petty revenge on an ex.

    My then BF had a favorite T-shirt that he had bought overseas years ago. That shirt was wearing out, and although he had looked high and low for years, he was never able to find the shirt again. He loved that shirt. I mean, loved.

    His birthday was coming up. I used to be a graphic designer, so I easily reproduced that beloved shirt and had a few made up in multiple colors for him, and one for me. Then I found out that he was cheating, and we broke up. I started dating someone soon after.

    Being petty about what happened, I gifted one of those T-shirts I made to my new guy, telling him the story. We took a photo together of both of us wearing the shirts and posted it on social media. The ex saw the post of us in the shirts and freaked. He contacted me asking me where I found the shirts. I told them that I had made them for his birthday, too bad, so sad, but other than gifting one to my new BF, I had since given all of the rest of them to Goodwill. He was absolutely furious. I thought he might cry. So petty. So worth it.

    Minkiemink , Polina Tankilevitch Report

    LookASquirrel
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would call BS because I know how jealous guys can be about "old tshirts" But my husband is not one. My ex and I were very active and never lived together so he ended up leaving a lot of henleys and pullovers I wore a lot. After maybe 3 years ago after I we lost weight and dug out my thinner clothes i noticed my husband wearing my exes clothes. I told him thinking he would get rid of it. Nope. "this is comfortable, I'll wear it ". There went my lounging henley's😂

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    #5

    Young man standing with eyes closed as multiple people point fingers at him, symbolizing brutal revenge on an ex.

    My ex cheated on me. I turned his best friend against him simply by telling him everything he did. It wasn't nuclear in intention, but he lost his entire friend group over it. And props to his best friend and all his other friends who actually refused to tolerate how he treated his girlfriends.

    ItsTimeToGoSleep , Yan Krukau Report

    Blackmoon The Dragon
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how it should go. Just opening other people's eyes.

    Ian Winn
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best friend here: once she told me about the insane amount of cheating, like w s*x workers on his way to buy groceries, followed by him trying to strongarm her into a thruple with someone she hated (for sleeping with her husband at a party she was at!) I confronted him like w*f, I thought you loved this girl? He addressed none of it and instead wrote me a Dear John letter saying he didn't want to be friends. After 35 years and good riddance.

    AC
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend slept with my then wife, now ex and after we split up, he slept with her for months. Always makes me wonder how many times it happened while we were together. Funny when I found out he just disappeared and haven't seen him in around 12 years in a smallish town where you usually see everyone you have known

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put three suspicious periods after the paragraph and I might find myself forced to ask if you are into gardening, or maybe pig farming...

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    Devon
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I've done this, it was a really sweet result

    Allen Packard
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    2 days ago

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    And everybody clapped.

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because your life is full of s****y people like yourself doesn't mean there aren't people who will stand up for what is tight.

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    #6

    Person holding a rustic save the date card with floral design, symbolizing petty revenge in relationships and ex drama.

    My sister told an ex that no one would marry him because no one would put up with his [nonsense]. She recently got an invite in the mail to his wedding; he had written something like "You were wrong" on it. She RSVPed yes. When he got the reply card, he texted her frantically asking her if she was serious because he didn't intend for her to go (and his soon-to-be-wife didn't know he had invited my sister). She said of course and then said she was going to wear white. He's been texting her every few days begging her not to go so he doesn't have to explain himself.

    Don't get into a petty war with my sister. Nothing is beneath her.

    _notkvothe , Leeloo The First Report

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Save the Nate". Who is Nate and why does he need saving?

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she set out to punish his bride. Classy.

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No she didn't - I'm guessing she didn't even go to the wedding and just wanted to wind him up.

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    Kombatbunni
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your sister, can you guys adopt me so we can raise hell together?

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wear red, not white to his wedding. Red means "I've slept with the groom". It has to be a vibrant, fire-engine res, not burgundy or wine red.

    Tommy DePaul
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll be the one to look stupid. Wearing white? Really?

    LookASquirrel
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he FAFO especially when he has to explain to his bride to be why he is still trying to contact her. Sounds like he hasn't moved on.

    Tommy DePaul
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    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The explanation makes perfect sense. She said he would never get married. He's getting married. Move on.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have just sent a photocopy with pertinent details redacted via sharpie.

    sudarsanforever
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. He can simply tell that her invitation is withdrawn and have her barred at the door by security if she shows up (or arrested by the police). An RSVP card is not a legally binding contact. Getting arrested at an Ex's wedding reads as pathetic, not revenge

    Sparky Hughes
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but the problem is that he’ll have to now tell his fiancée anyway by alerting security.

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    #7

    Hands packing clothes into a box symbolizing brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets after a breakup.

    My girlfriend of 3 years, whom I dated through high school, broke up with me in my first semester of college. We went to different schools, and I later learned she was hooking up with one of her guy friends there. Anyways when we both were on break she asked me to bring back all the stuff she had given me, (presents, sweatshirts, cards, etc) so I drive to her house with all the things we've exchanged in the past 3 years, once I got to her house I saw that she had invited all her friends over and they were sitting with her along with her parents in the garage. Anyways, I walk up with her [things] and exchange, everyone there had that smirk on their face like they were laughing at me. Anyways, as I gave her back her things, I said, "If only I could give back your virginity." The look on her parents' faces was absolutely priceless, and I walked out of that lion's den with the biggest smile on my face.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmk , cottonbro studio Report

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not see that coming but love how that played out!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school girl friend and I went to different colleges, and she broke up with me because of the distance on the advice of her older sister. A couple of weeks after the break up, guess whose older sister was driving down to my campus to try and get in bed with me?

    WonderWoman
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyways....anyways....anyways....

    KazzaHazza
    Community Member
    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to the comments to say just that! Since when has it been ‘Anyways’ there shouldn’t be an ‘s’

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    LookASquirrel
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a young boy walked up to him and said "Sir? ..."

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t remember having seen “anyways[sic]” used three times in a single paragraph before. (Thank cow!) Anyways, I think she’s doing better in her new relationship as she likely doesn’t hafta keep hearing “anyways.”

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    #8

    Steaming mug on a wooden table in front of a television screen displaying the Netflix logo in red letters.

    Went through his Netflix continue watching section and changed all his shows to the last episode of the last season, so that he lost track of his shows and hopefully had something spoiled for him.

    katsstacey , John-Mark Smith Report

    LB
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an acceptable level of petty, which doesn't do real harm.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve either changed his password or cancelled his service or put it all in my name.

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you could also go in and hit the like button on movies he would hate and the dislike on movies he would love. That way the algorithm recommends all the wrong things for him all the time.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't watch enough TV for this to bother me, and most of my "continue watching"s are "In the Night Garden" or "Something special" thanks to my one year old granddaughter.

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    #9

    Young woman smiling while using phone, enjoying moments of petty revenge and zero regrets after an ex breakup.

    My first boyfriend. He went from calling me every night to completely ghosting me out of nowhere with no explanation. It left teenage me devastated. He reached out, out of the blue, a couple years later. He tried pretending as if we just had a falling out and said he missed me and wanted to meet up. So I humored him, let him get all excited for a date, we agreed on a time and place, he texted me that he was there, and then I ghosted him and never replied back.

    Ithought_usaid_weast , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    StrawberryCyxnide
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghosting is kind of stupid. If you're not interested in someone or don't think the relationship is working out, just tell them.

    Wonnie-Cookie713
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petty, not harmful, but still a hint of sad.

    #10

    Palm trees reaching into a clear blue sky with few clouds, illustrating a calm backdrop for petty revenge stories on an ex.

    Found out boyfriend of 2 years cheated on me again, after he swore the first time was isolated and “it would never happen again.” (I was so stupid for taking him back). I didn’t let on that I knew about the other woman.

    I planned a fake, “all expense paid” trip to Hawaii a few weeks in advance. He hadn’t had a vacation in many years, so he was super excited. Got his input on hotels, excursions, etc. He arranged the time off work and was all set. Two days before we were supposed to leave, I sent him an explosive text that I knew about Sheri, and the joke’s on him. He was seething, and I loved the thought of him being so sucked in by the excitement of the fake trip and then devastation. That was 20 years ago, I’m in my 50s now, and I still don’t regret doing that.

    LocalAndi , Zsuzsa ZSUZSA Report

    tameson
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just isn't true. And if you take this attitude with friends or family members who are trying to save their marriage after an affair you aren't doing them any favors. I know of at least six happy long-term marriages that either were the product of or survived an affair. And I bet you know at least a few too.

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    Starbug
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP should have gone to Hawaii for real and send postcards to the cheater!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have waited until the first day he took off work to go on vacation to tell him. That would really got him mad.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just took Sheri to Hawaii.

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    #11

    Dark chess p**n with a golden crown symbolizing petty revenge standing against white pawns on a chessboard.

    He was a big chess player. I took the queen from his chess set when I moved out.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect pettiness. He can’t play chess without his queen, so he shouldn’t have been such an a*****e to the Queen he was with (OP). If he was also a puzzle fanatic, I would’ve taken one piece out of every box too.

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just as good as taking one piece of a 1000 piece puzzle.

    Earonn -
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    Scott Rackley
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two sets, and they both have extra queens. If you play you know why.

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just tacky dude... you're supposed to make a little paper cap for the p**n so it feels more important!

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queens - both chess and romantic - are replaceable.

    Roger9er
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A queen took a queen and moved out

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    #12

    Stone church front with two crosses under blue sky, symbolizing revenge and closure after a breakup.

    Put me on the mailing and call list for every church group she could find. For two months, my phone was blowing up with calls from churches and evangelicals. They wanted money, they wanted to send me Bibles and pamphlets. The ones that had my address did send me Bibles and pamphlets. Took a lot of patient explaining, and occasionally some frustrated yelling, to get myself removed from everything.

    prattastic , Matt Webster Report

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I signed my Jewish ex-boss up for Scientology. They are quite persistent...

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is wouldn't even do for my worst antagonist! 🙀 (what did he do?)

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    sweet emotion
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other good revenge sign-ups include Planned Parenthood and PBS (both are always looking for money) and the various military recruitment centers.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAGA types have deprived both Planned Parenthood and PBS of so much deserved funding that we shouldn't waste their resources on misdirected mailings. Use the Heritage Foundation instead or any televangelist.

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    M Whee
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just feel bad for the sincere groups who think someone is interested, only to be hollered at. I don't feel bad for the predators like scientology though.

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry - the sincere groups have enough work to do with their actual mission.They aren't the ones calling you if you volunteer to give money - fundraising is farmed out, because it makes more sense to pay professionals than it does to have people who are good at counseling women in crisis manning phone lines for donations.

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    #13

    Golden retriever sitting indoors, showcasing a happy expression, related to petty revenge on an ex concept.

    He dumped me and moved out. He came back a week later for his things. He was moving in with the girl he had been zooming with while we were together. I happily pushed all his [things] into his trunk and then told him I had given his dog away.

    Please note. He had acquired this Golden retriever 3 months before. Never walked her, taken her to a vet, or cleaned up a single one of her messes. I was moving out of state and found her a good home that would actually care for her. He was pissed but couldn't really say anything.

    Ember357 , Helena Lopes Report

    Lady Eowyn
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the dog ended up in a good place. Dogs are a lot of work.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for taking care of the dog.

    #14

    Honey being drizzled into a jar, symbolizing sweet and petty revenge moments captured visually.

    I put a very thin layer of honey on the front & back windshield of his truck. Also, on the underside of the door handles.

    SusieSmiless , Adonyi Gábor Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on, every time a woman calls this ex "Honey", he'll be reminded of the OP.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have used hi-spot blue under the door handles, never heard of using honey.

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so l it was fake honey. Pretty AF - I love it

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this was during winter time.

    Jedi Panda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooohhhh... we have a true evil genius in our midst

    Daniel Atkins
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there were any bees nearby they would come and eat that off the truck And there would be a large group too.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this explain the picture from other BP posts where a bear ripped the door handles off of the car?

    Nuku Nyara
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means hopefully the bear will get the handles but bugs and debris will stick to the windshields before he figures out it's on the windshields as well.

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    Gregory W
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste. Honey is expensive and delicious.

    Lila Allen
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should've just used corn syrup. Same effect but not a waste of honey

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    #15

    A couple sitting on a couch, one holding a remote control and the other eating popcorn, showing petty relationship moments.

    My Ex cheated with a married man. He now lives with her. He is a POS, but anyway, I still have the login for her DVR. I logged in, erased all her shows, then recorded only the show "Cheaters". Petty, but it makes me laugh.

    Additional info. I also set the show to be manually erased and stop recording 3 hours after the show's end time.

    redman2532 , JESHOOTS.com Report

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't have been downvoted for that.

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    GalPalAl
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive but still a good idea. Not only does she get the reminder of what she did, but that memory will play over and over again in her mind when she recalls the anger it triggered.

    #16

    Two professionals in suits sharing coffee and laughing, capturing a moment of petty revenge with zero regrets.

    She was having an affair with her boss. I sent an anonymous email to his manager that I already knew didn't like him, with proof, making it sound like it was from someone within the company. They both ended up getting fired.

    playinthedirt76 , KATRIN BOLOVTSOVA Report

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not petty, nuclear sure.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...to his manager that I... should be: ...to his manager WHO I... A person is a who not a that.

    #17

    Soldier in full camouflage gear walking alone on a forest trail, symbolizing brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    She told an army recruiter that I wanted to join, and got him to come to my house to meet me. Ended up joining, best 6 years of my life! Thanks, jerk.

    Smartypantzzzz , Specna Arms Report

    #18

    Wooden spoons and ornate metal spoons arranged on burlap fabric with fresh herbs nearby, symbolizing petty revenge acts.

    Ex-wife moved out while I was at basic, took all the spoons in the kitchen. Serving spoons, tea spoons, soup spoons, and even measuring spoons. Left all knives and forks. Honestly, who does that?

    joe3451 , Tatyana Novoselova Report

    LollyLaLu
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤭😂🤣 kinda epic. No real harm, no real foul. Good story & you'll always remember with a chuckle eventually.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who doesn't want the OP spooning with someone else.

    Neil Dymond
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was her name Reese? As she left Witherspoon😂

    Charles Burdine
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a spoontaneoous decisiono.

    #19

    A row of different colored shoes lined up against a wooden door, symbolizing petty revenge on an ex.

    Stole one of each shoe of all the shoes I own.

    Douchebro86 , Mehul Report

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have taken half the socks too.

    Tommy DePaul
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would report the theft. Depending on the value of your shoes, it could be a felony. Do you know how many jobs you can't do with a felony?

    Nina
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    2 days ago

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    Stealing, not cool. Having to replace all your shoes is quite expensive.

    StrawberryCyxnide
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Nina since I can't reply to her: not all shoes are expensive

    #20

    Two young people sitting on stairs reading and writing, illustrating brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    My first high school boyfriend was not very good with grades, so he asked me to make him a fake report so he could show his parents and not get into trouble. He also cheated on me with my best friend and dumped me. He then promised to get back with me if I forged the report for him.

    I agreed up until the day when we were meant to get our reports for school. I told him I didn't do it. He got bashed by his dad when he got home for the string of D's and F's.

    laksalover , cottonbro studio Report

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect revenge. Let the consequences of his own actions hit him straight on.

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not very good with grades" Yup, that checks out

    #21

    Two bowls of spicy sauces with chili peppers and herbs, representing brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    I stole his last bottle of this special imported hot sauce that he had his parents ship him internationally. He put it on everything, and he presumably had to wait a minimum of two months to get a replacement.

    GerundQueen , RDNE Stock project Report

    Jnausicaa
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    Premium
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he do, or not do, to deserve this?

    #22

    A hand catching falling gold glitter against a pink background symbolizing petty revenge on an ex.

    I found out my husband had been carrying on with his coworker for years. I had her street address because of Christmas cards. I sent her an anonymous glitter bomb for Christmas that year. He and I are divorcing. I’m sure she knew who it was from, but I never actually heard about it.

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he cheated, but she paid for it?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheating requires TWO people. OP got one of them back with the glitter b**b. Hopefully she’ll get her ex back in court by taking him to the cleaners in the divorce so there’s nothing left for his second marriage.

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    GalPalAl
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark Rober is blessed with a creative mind and uses it to solve problems. Can't say enough good things about him

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    #23

    Young woman picking clothes from a rack, illustrating moments of brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    He cheated on my birthday and left me at home while he was out trying to meet up with someone. This was after I moved to his country to be with him. I then cut holes in the armpits of all his work shirts, and to give him false hope of ones left untouched, I sneakily sprayed bleach in hidden spots. I then took all the groceries and toiletries I had purchased since he refused to go 50/50 on household items, even though I paid half the rent and car, while making way less. Getting a text a few days later saying “You took all the toilet paper?!!” still has me cackling like Yzma.

    willowtrace , Liza Summer Report

    StrawberryCyxnide
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He refused to help out with household items despite you making less, and you didn't think to break up beforehand?

    L.V
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he not use toilet paper for several days???

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what he was most upset about?

    #24

    Three friends excitedly looking at a phone together, sharing moments of brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    I was with my ex-boyfriend for 3 years and never suspected a thing. I fell out of love and eventually broke up with him, and it was pretty amicable. A couple of months later, a girl messaged me on Instagram asking if I dated my ex. I said yes, but we were broken up recently. She lets me know she slept with him for 2 years, to my shock, and so we meet up. She shows me the texts and photos. Luckily, because I fell out of love and wasn’t upset, but she liked him a lot and felt betrayed. He lied about his name, age, job, and identity to fool her (I knew his family well and knew his real identity). We both decide to show up at his apartment and confront him. He was so shocked and tried to explain, but it was too late.

    My petty revenge included creating a group chat with him, his mum, and dad, and me, called it ‘cheater’, and sent a paragraph explaining what he did to me right in front of him. I then paid for an anonymous text message service to his number pretending to be the NHS, and that his recent test showed he had a range of STDs. Felt pretty good.

    dreamcatcher128 , Ketut Subiyanto Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is good. I hate it when the women hate each other and even get violent toward each other, but not the POS guy who deceived the both of them. In this case, the two women ganged up on the POS. I love it. Sisters, unless the other woman knew everything and planned to hurt you specifically, don’t automatically hate the other woman. She may have been just as deceived by him as you were, so the two of you should join forces and kick him TF out of your lives.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two friends who are BFFs because they took the same spin class and started hanging out and Friend A invited friend B over to her house and her husband came home. Turns out in a stroke of very bad luck for him, he was cheating on his wife A with friend B who had no idea he was married as he had given her a whole story and lied about everything. It was a sheer coincidence they met and got friendly. They decided to kick the cheating liar out and have been best friends ever since.

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    #25

    A smiling woman holding shopping bags walking away from a man in an urban setting depicting brutal revenge on an ex.

    Found out my “boyfriend” was cheating on me. I was the other woman, lol. He had a girlfriend of 2-3 years. He told me she found out and is mad, but she isn’t breaking up with him, so it’s okay if we keep seeing each other, because he can’t stay away from me. He asked me to go on a date with him.

    We went to the zoo. He paid. I told him I wanted all the upgrades. Feeding the animals, the little zoo movie theaters, the novelty cups, everything. It ended up being like $200. Then we got dinner. Ordered the most expensive thing. Said I didn’t like it, so I ordered something else. He paid. $200. Then we went shopping. I wanted “matching shoes because it’s so cute” he paid. $250. The whole night cost about $700-800. He dropped me off, and I blocked him. He’s tried to reach out to me on various social media. As far as I know, they recently got married.

    Ok-Revenue8536 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American zoos sound insane. Even their animal welfare has become a capitalist dystopia

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? You’re angry that zoos make money so they can care for the animals? You’d rather they starve and go insane for lack of stimulation? What have you got against animals?

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    #26

    Hand holding a house-shaped keychain with a green key, symbolizing revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    When I broke up with my ex told him to come back in 2 weeks to get the balance of his things. He got [mad] and said he was moving then. So he packed everything in his and his sister's car when she showed up. Then he left. What he did not know was that I had taken the house key off his keychain. He came back later, trying to get in. But the key did not work, and I disabled the garage door. He had planned this for weeks and wanted me out of the house. It has been 15 years.

    I still have some of his stuff.

    ShotBad5603 , Jakub Zerdzicki Report

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why?!? It's been 15 years - chuck it!

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? There could be some nice stuff there. I still have my ex's painting

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So which is it, you took the key off of his key chain or the key didn't work? Sounds like BS.

    BK BigFish
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they slipped the keychain out of their ex's pocket, swiped the house key, then replaced it with a different but similar looking key. Ninja power!

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    Drop Bear from Hell
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was this his house? If so, then not cool.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't have been his house. If it was, he could file eviction and toss her out.

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    #27

    Close-up of a laptop keyboard and smartphone, symbolizing digital revenge and petty actions after breakups.

    My ex cheated on me, with my best friend, no less, then dumped me and moved out.

    She unfortunately forgot to download the latest version of her almost completed Master's thesis, which included a GB of assorted pictures, necessary PDFs, and materials, from my laptop.

    Delete. Delete. And delete.

    Freevoulous , Bruno Saito Report

    ArchangelLoki
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... okay. She definitely should not have cheated and DID deserve punishment... but that seems too far to me.

    Gregory W
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His laptop. She should have used her own.

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    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this shows importance of multiple backups in different supports stored in different places

    Rika
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I never met this kind of people. How much of a narcissist do you have to be to potentially ruin someone's future just because she cheated on you ?

    Starbug
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution: don't cheat!

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruining a relationship, the foundation of someone’s home & future, isn’t too harsh, but delaying or ruining someone’s professional future is? It has to be more nuanced with more facts before a blanket judgement of “too far.” We don’t know that the damage of the affair didn’t cause more long-term harm than having to partially redo a thesis.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar stitch: college friend. Dated for 4+ years and were planning future together after grad school. Heavily invested in that future emotionally & financially. She caught him cheating. Found out it had been going on with this one woman for quite some time. Then found there were others including at least a few he paid for. She tossed his laptop into campus lagoon. It had his unfinished thesis. He told his masters coordinator that he & his girlfriend broke up and she threw his laptop in the lagoon. Took him an extra year and a half, which seems excessive. Meanwhile, she immediately got tested for STDs and found out that not only did she have two including one long-term, but she developed pelvic inflammatory disease. Here we are 30 years later, and he still got his degree and his career and she has dealt with years upon years of physical issues. One “wrong“ isn’t inherently worse.

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    LollyLaLu
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INCOMING...☄️BIG OLE BURN...🔥 Bravo.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does not have multiple copies of their thesis saved? I have one on MY hard drive, one on the backup of my hard drive and two more on different USB sticks.

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cheat, then you get what you get. End of story.

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    #28

    Woman lying on a couch at night, looking at her phone with a pensive expression, reflecting on brutal revenge on an ex.

    When me and my ex-fiancé were having a bunch of arguments after we broke up, I got tired of her constantly texting me about nonsense, so I called -insert phone carrier- to have them cut off service to her phone that I paid for in the middle of an argument.

    Slightly_Askew_ , mikoto.raw Photographer Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was OP still paying for ex's phone service?

    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz he is a nice guy and was waiting for her to switch?

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    #29

    Two cats facing each other near a litter box, illustrating playful moments related to petty revenge on an ex.

    I emptied a whole litter tray, full of sodden, stinking, dirty cat litter, all over the inside of the cheating [jerk's] car. It was everywhere. Can only imagine how hard that was to clean up.

    Jarvisnamesake , Nadiye Odabaşı Report

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... cat pee is forever. Seriously that smell will never come out

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only one chemical that I know erases cat pee, the janitorial company I used to work for would only use it on hard floor surfaces, not carpet or cloth. It's called Betco: Push drain cleaner and it has enzymes that can k**l the bacteria that makes cat pee so smelly. It also has a pleasant, light mint scent that reminds me of buttercream mints. We used it on some porous cement which had cat pee on it where the carpet had been removed and just let it soak into the floor for 20 minutes before mopping it up and the cats have left the area alone for about 10+ years.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will have to oxyclean the whole interior. Oxyclean is the only thing that will get rid of cat and dog urine.

    #30

    Scattered polaroid photos of a couple celebrating with confetti and holding love balloons, illustrating petty revenge on an ex.

    My ex and I were both petty after our breakup. He mailed back every photo he had of me, and I recycled all his love letters because he didn't believe in recycling.

    allfurcoatnoknickers , Polina Tankilevitch Report

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes him to a recycling plant* NO! NO! IT CAN'T BE! IT'S A LIEEEE!

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The giant red flag was already there.

    #31

    Heart shape created with black toothpaste next to bamboo toothbrush symbolizing petty and brutal revenge on an ex.

    I may have cleaned the toilet with her toothbrush multiple times after I found out I was being cheated on the whole time we were together. Crazy how common cheating is.

    ralphthetooth , hello aesthe Report

    ShadowKat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cheated once, 20-odd years ago when I had proof I had already been cheated on. It's no excuse, it didn't make me feel better, but in my head they deserved to feel like I did.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not crazy how common it is for people to behave like this when people suck as much as they do. I am single by choice for this reason and plan to keep it this way because people suck

    Steff
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    1 day ago

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    Some of these are just awful and say so much more about the person whose word we take at face value as the one who was cheated on...I mean, maybe some of the cheating was a result of other major issues...this could really make someone sick

    Hugo
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    2 days ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    From browsing BP I get the impression infidelity is the norm in the USA.

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    #32

    Shattered car windshield with broken glass pieces inside, symbolizing brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    Not my story, my grandma's. When she found out my grandpa was having an affair, she smashed all of his car windows and dented his car with a pool cue.

    lyrockandroll , Artyom Kulakov Report

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats, eh?

    Jan
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what inspired "Before he cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa should have been glad he wasn't around at the time.

    Ronja Oksanen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just stupid, what if she had been seen by witnesses and got sued for vandalism 🤦🏼‍♀️

    alchemilla vulgaris
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women back then were expected to be stay-at-home mums. So, unless she divorced him immediately and disappeared with the kids, the money to repair the car would have come out of his salary - the ONLY income source. Heating, bills, rent, food, children's clothes, school books... nope, got to repair the car, need it for work. Kinda backfires, not the smartest choice. Understandable in rage, but not astute.

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    #33

    Shelves filled with DVDs, emphasizing a collection that could inspire stories of petty revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    When my ex-girlfriend returned my DVD collection, every trilogy was missing one film.

    jcb193 , Merve Çalışkan Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your girlfriend dumps you, don't expect any more threesomes.

    Pansexual Phoenix
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I snortlaughed at this and spooked my sleeping dog 😂

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    Billie Jackson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope that if one trilogy was The Godfather, she got rid of the third one.

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really hope it was the middle movie, just to jack up the continuing storyline.

    #34

    Doctor analyzing a chest X-ray in a medical office, illustrating themes of brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    I convinced my [toxic] ex-boyfriend that I was [gone] by telling him that I had bronchitis and pneumonia (true) and then blocking him on Facebook/not responding to his text messages, etc.

    It was probably one of the best pranks I have ever played in my life. I saw him 2 years later at a Christmas party. The look on his face was amazing, because it isn't like he could say anything.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In college a friend of ours had a girlfriend who told him that she was moving across country to Colorado "to get her head together". (It was the 70s, and people did say such things seriously back then.) In fact, she was only moving across town to live with her new boyfriend. I think we were about to draw straws to decide who was going to tell him when he ran into her himself.

    #35

    Three bright yellow lemons on a dark surface next to a black slate board symbolizing brutal revenge on an ex.

    I helped a friend leave lemon wedges all over her ex's place. They don't smell as bad as they rot and attract flies.

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    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put those in the hollow interior of curtain rods. I assure you they will NEVER think to look there and as most windows are over or near vents the smell will waft everywhere.

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    Steff
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devious, clever, inconvenient

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you leave a lemon, leave lemons.

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotten mushrooms are still the worst thing I've ever smelled. Fishy in the most sickening way possible.

    #36

    Man wrapped in striped blanket looking stressed during a phone call about brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    My gf left me for another man, one month later she hits me up, and one thing leads to another, and we end up hooking up. I eventually ended up sending her new bf proof through texts. She blocked me immediately on everything. Thought it would make me feel better, but it left me even more heartbroken. Such a messy breakup.

    Hot_Guarantee_1345 , RDNE Stock project Report

    #37

    Person holding a smartphone showing a dating app, symbolizing petty and brutal revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    She made a dating profile with all of my pictures in my hometown. Talked to a ton of hideous women, apparently very sweetly, and promising to take them everywhere. Set up dates that I obviously didn't show up to with countless women. Now, when I visit home, there are all of these hideous women mad at me for standing them up. Honestly, it's so epic that I kind of respect it for its sinister planning.

    ICYURNVS86 , cottonbro studio Report

    J. Norton
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hideous women"? You sound awful.....

    LSD
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He and the ex sound like scumbags.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right?!?! I mean he's a jerk obviously but she let all those women feel like they had found a nice guy and then get ghosted. I think she's actually worse than him. She used a bunch of nice innocent women as pawns to hurt her ex and caused them a lot of pain

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    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel very sorry for those women. That's all.

    Peeka_Mimi
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    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're both horrible people.

    Billie Jackson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the "hideous women" dodged a bullet.

    #38

    Pregnancy test with positive result next to tulips and a baby pacifier on a pink background symbolizing brutal revenge on an ex.

    I️ got cheated on and the guy went ahead and got engaged to the girl he cheated on me with three weeks after I️ found so I️ faked a pregnancy just to ruin their happy special time and she freaked out horribly and everyone called my phone calling me names (his best friend, his own mother) but I’m like oh…it’s okay if he cheats on me and goes on and has a happy little life while he leaves me to pick up the pieces of my broken heart? Oh no…oh no no no, not on my watch! I️ changed my number after that.

    axbvby , Nataliya Vaitkevich Report

    Starbug
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faking a pregnancy is as low as the cheating

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh maybe not as low, but not a good look. A better revenge would have been to tell her she needs to get STD testing immediately and if she asks just say I don't want to discuss my medical issues I just wanted to warn you.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stupidly though OP faked the *other* woman’s pregnancy.

    #39

    Hand holding a black marker pen poised to write, representing petty revenge ideas on an empty surface.

    Took a permanent marker and drew on his prized sneaker collection.

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    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Some of those are worth serious money. That's vandalism.

    Liz Rutherford
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plain old regular toothpaste gets permanent marker out.

    Billie Jackson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just put some smelly substance that doesn't show inside...like a little tuna drippings down in the toe.

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just steal them? They're perfectly good sneakers.

    #40

    Hands cutting star-shaped cookies from brown dough with cookie cutters and baking tools, illustrating petty revenge theme.

    When I realized I was getting divorced, I suddenly became very interested in baking brownies, cookies, and cakes "for my son" but actually to make my ex fat.

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    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really weird and not actually revenge at all. You baked them cakes and brownies?? How does that teach them a lesson? Also, this is not a reliable way to make someone gain more than a few pounds.

    Partypants
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you the witch from Hansel and Gretyl??

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the ex's perspective, I'm not entirely sure they would see this as a bad thing...

    #41

    Man in black suit with suitcase looking upset while couple lies together on bed, illustrating brutal revenge on an ex concept.

    I was cheated on by my high-school sweetheart during our 1st year of uni (3-year relationship). We split up, but I persuaded her to get back together to give it another try and make up for the lost trust.

    When we got back together, I cheated on her in the same circumstances just so she knew how it felt. She was devastated.

    It was my plan all along to give her a dose of her own medicine.

    Years later, I do regret it, but at the time, it was "the perfect plan".

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasted OP's time, so the OP countered by wasting his own. So smart.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drinking poison, hoping the other person (bp edit)

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    BK BigFish
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most high school students are. Uni students too. It's a phase.

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    #42

    Heart-shaped plate with letter tiles spelling vegan, symbolizing petty revenge on an ex with zero regrets.

    Put non-vegan meat in her sandwich.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fũcked up. It’s not petty revenge when it’s physical. Her digestive system probably couldn’t handle meat & her weak GI tract probably has some serious issues.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit dangerous. It could result in a serious health emergency which would leave you open to a*****t charges.

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is f**king disgusting. im vegetarian by choice, but what if she wasn't? even if she was, messing with someones food is f**ked on a different level.

    Ffion Jones
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, don’t mess with people’s food fam

    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not vegan meat instead?

    Trans Sister Radio
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be fine as long as she has no underlying gastrointestinal problems or relevant allergies. Of course, she could've just eaten it and been none the wiser, and you'll have wasted some perfectly good meat

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