50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

As a former meteorologist I wholeheartedly agree!

Actually, this was started by a guy who decided to name severe storms after people he didn't like and honestly I think we should bring that back.

Sooner or later, all regular names would be used, so they might be starting to use pet names: "Fluffy is heading for the Gulf of Mexico"

Apocslypse Bringer, The 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse "Doom", Angel-Maker, Satan's Playmate, Crucifixion of Life, The Morgue, Karen-5000, All good names for a Hurricane I'd say.

I think you're on to something there.

My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.

It is a real thing : survival of the fittest (fattest, lol). For millenia of scarcity, the ones who tended to gain weight survived adn transmitted their advantageous genes to the next generation while the skinny ones died. Now, most people have fat genes but no famine anymore, so the skinny ones are now more adapted. That's called "mismatch". Revenge of the skeletons.

In my country people needed to be plump to survive the 9-month winter, especially since crops failed often. Also they needed to be short because it is easier to pick potatoes that way. I am genetically 100% from this country... Lucky me 😅.

This explains a lot.

This made me laugh so much. I read it in both Irish and Scottish accents.

I wil start using this

Brilliant. Griefcase. Love it. 10 /10.

How do I do a jawdrop without an emoji option?!

Yes and also change good grief to good baggage :D

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Ma'am why are you at the conveyor belt I thought you didn't send baggage?? sorry no, I thought I sent my griefcase!

I planted seeds in a flower bed... They did not grow, except I the alley.

My father was a skilled gardener. He used to say that plants like to be challenged : they give their best when they feel their survival is at stake. It makes sense, somehow, but not always. I think the real difference between wild plants and cultivated plants is that in nature you only see survivors : the seeds with the best genes which allowed them to succeed against all odds, whereas cultivated plants are just like spoiled little brats. You find them in the store completely doped with fertilizers, merchandised to look healthy and attractive, and you bring them back home, committed to treat them the best you can - but you're just submitting them to severe withdrawal, and most likely, decline and death, unless you go back to the store to buy more of their expensive drugs for them.

Dandelions: F*CK YEA CONCRETE

I guess the plants you can buy are like over bred animals. They are more prone to decease and need extra care and special nourishment. But wild plants can grow wherever they fit. I tried to get rid of some old strawberry plants last year... they are back where they were before and I just roll with it. More strawberries for us lol

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Sad thing is that they will never get to the olive oil part.

That's a waste of good olive oil! Do not offend my culture like this! (Kidding, but olive oil is precious indeed)

I respect the author of this answer on so many levels... Poetry, narration, sarcasm, wit.

I’m guessing they don’t pay their employees for overtime either.