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There’s An Online Platform Dedicated To The World’s Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here’s 30 Of The Worst Ones
You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.
Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.
For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.
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#1
Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.
Carole Reid 5 years ago
Aren't there at least 23 women who have claimed this?
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#2
The Best One Liner.
Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
And it only took like 6 seasons to tell the story
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Candice Ravel 5 years ago
OMFG!! I'm dying laughing right now. I really needed this laugh - thanks. I hope you find your fart mate;)
#3
Some Assembly Required
Esca Sav 5 years ago
I really want to know if someone did ever take the time to put back together a shattered glass table and how it looks afterward. I feel like the effect would be pretty
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Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."
Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”
There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.
#4
A Bargain If You Ask Me
Kiss Army 5 years ago
Yup! I'd pay the $40 but it would have to include the story in the deal...
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Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Or just read https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-53052917 and think of the numbers. In the USA there's 1000 cases per year of a policeman shooting and killing one or more civilians, not counting all the other ways. 1000. That would be 2 per week in the UK (by relative population size)... unthinkable. Of 7500 cases 2013-2019, only 71 officers charged with murder/manslaughter, and only 23 convicted of a crime related to the killing (and fewer convicted of manslaughter/murder, more slap-on-the-wrist dereliction of duty or lying or so). So, being above the law (see "Qualified immunity" doctrine, https://www.lawfareblog.com/what-qualified-immunity-and-what-does-it-have-do-police-reform ), they will 100% do what they want and what they want is excitement.
Load More Replies... Hans 5 years ago
Either he is entitled a new door or he is not entitled to sell this...I really wonder what is going on.
I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago
I thought that they replaced sometimes like filing a claim with the city or something Not sure how if innocence or preserved guilt plays a role in them paying for it, though.
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Martti Laurson 5 years ago
Clearly he was not arrested. Otherwise would sit in jail, not selling this item. So wrong door?
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
Just because the house got raided that doesn't mean this specific person was arrested. Or anyone was arrested. They could have been going after a roommate, or even had the wrong address. A raid does not automatically equal everyone in the house getting thrown into jail.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
$40 for a new door!? Bargain! [My solid wood bespoke door- it's arched on top- cost me $1000! And it didn't even include the hardware...]
#5
Damn You, Coronavirus.
Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
sadly I've met people stupid enough to believe this is legit..... *eyeroll*
#6
Fake Wasp Nest
Karin Jansen 5 years ago
Whuuut? Why not spend the 30 dollars for this fake wasps nest on the electricity bill? Might work better.
Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago
We have smart meters. No one comes to your house. They push a button on a keyboard hundreds of miles away and your power turns off, or back on.
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure a determined meter-reader probably has a stick or a broom to whack the nest off with. Just wait a few minutes for angry wasps to disperse...
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
No, they have to call it in as obstructed and inaccessible due to pest problem, then they either have a pest control company come remove it (which takes about a week) or they notify the owner that they have a week to call a pest control company to remove it before they get fined. No electric company peon is going to risk that much pain. Wasps will chase you.
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The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.
#7
Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash
Electric Ed 5 years ago
I wish to complain about this lobster what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
If you wish to complain, you have to have your fish license at hand, mr. Nabarro! http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Series_2/84.htm
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#8
Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction
Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
I think this is creative and hilarious. Here in the US we get those socks during every hospital stay, not just psych wards. It's hard to know what to do with them when you get home.
Jace 5 years ago
Psych ward? These are hospital socks for any ward. I have about twelve from when my companion was getting chemo and such. They’re thrown away regularly by hospitals. The waste is appalling and you’re paying a huge amount for your care anyway. Take them home with you when you leave hospital! Great for around-the-house no-slip cozy footwear.
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
Maybe by having 12 kids... or by having mutliple spinal taps... I have seen those in the hospital when my mom had my brother.
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Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago
Between the wife and I, we have enough of these to make our own! :)
#9
It’s A Me?
Bill 5 years ago
Only if it's whole milk. 2% is blue and green is skim milk
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Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.
In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.
#10
In Iowa
Jon S. 5 years ago (edited)
I do not get the craze with funko pops. My local geek store has been 50% taken over by them as if they are the only thing collectors buy now
Catlady6000 5 years ago
They are the new Ty beanie. And who did you make mad to keep getting down votes for simple statements?
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Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
What in the sam hill would he think of these if he could see them now? Sheesh.
Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
Nah. She'd get all offended and preachy if you asked her.
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MissyTheUniverse 5 years ago
Atleast the supposed buyer had a sense of humor and played along.
Katie Allen 5 years ago
"But if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve 'argh', he'd just say it!"
#11
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
M O'Connell 5 years ago
The bar isn't connected. The output of the clutch runs to the front wheel, the bar seems to just be "positioned" behind the clutch and not actually engaged.
Load More Replies... Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
anytime anyone wants to rob you you just ram into them with this holy terror
Cordi Schmidt 5 years ago
Useful for smaller towns when the zombie apocalypse strikes. Though a body can easily stay stuck on it and still bite while driving to loot the local grocery shop I'd say...
Rowan Jeffus 5 years ago
"Oh hey man, can I borrow a thousand dollars real quick? Oh, no reason.."
Sue Sanders 5 years ago
Might keep a six-foot distance, but that weird virus won't mind going round and round on the bicycle wheel for another hit.
#12
No Words Necessary
ruthenium the ruther 5 years ago
well, you see... actually, there's too much to go over.
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La Petite Morte 5 years ago (edited)
I spent 3 minutes trying to figure out exactly how you would steer it.
La Petite Morte 5 years ago (edited)
I really wish BP would stop with the lost comments/double posts. It's frustrating.
Martti Laurson 5 years ago
When driving it, do you sit on that pole, so you wouldn't slide off?
Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
This is a homemade version of a pedal bar. Good try, but not quite there...
#13
This Beautiful Thing
I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago
Oh heavens can't imagine what it's like to receive bday/Christmas gifts from you lol
Truth Monster 5 years ago
actually, come to think of it, a telenova Star Wars would be fantastic.
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FurryManiac 5 years ago
has nobody noticed "god, Allah, Cthulhu, TOM FRIKIN CRUISE"!?!!!!!??????
Hunter Bradley 5 years ago
está sobre Anakin tengo el terreno elevado this translates to its over anakin i have the highground
Hannah Jones 4 years ago
"ascend ever close to God, Allah, Cthulu, Tom Cruise or your higher power of choice"
#14
For Someone Who Already Has Everything.
Evelína Zlá 5 years ago
For someone who already has everything? Naah it´s not...
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Charlotte 5 years ago
Why would an empty lighter spontaneously light up? Even full ones need someone to strike the flint.
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Perfectly Balanced...
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Those are bath and body works. They cost a few bucks a piece on a normal day.
#16
MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes
Lasagne I 5 years ago
yeh just minor blemishes happened when the swat team came in thru my door..
Wolfowl 5 years ago
Lemme guess: They used the rod in a post above to do it?
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Podunkus 5 years ago (edited)
Although it looks like the holes in the screen are exit wounds and the bullets mushroomed when they impacted the keyboard. So maybe it did the job after all?
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kurisutofu 5 years ago
Wow, they're so minor that you really have to look for them to see them!
Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
Does it have come with that annoying sticker on the right? If so, will you accept $750?
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
I'll take a wild guess and say it was shot. The better question would be "why was it shot???"
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It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)
This would make an amazing project for someone though. Imagine having your own Tie Fighter play house / vehicle in your back garden.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Go to JouTjuub and find dozens. The unbeatable Colin Furze did a good one for example.
Load More Replies... Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
Oh that's what it is. Hehe probably would have bought it.
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#18
I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
Well, I'd pay to punch him. Does it cost more or less if he lets himself get decked by a 'girl' to impress her s/o?
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
I'm paying upfront price... probably I'd pay less because I am so much smaller (small for a 13 year old) but 93.4383404% of the people I know would be paying that price.
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#19
A Good Deal
Abigail Hill 3 years ago
Ooo I've seen this before and made my brother a baseball cap with a zip off brim (yes its as horrible as you think)
Hannah Jones 4 years ago
29$????!!!! SELL FOR MORE! Joker once said that if you're good at something never do it for free my friend.
#20
The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Someone trying to make themselves feel better? I was just wondering the same. There are sad little people out there who do do petty stuff like this for kicks.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Looks like that waiting room is going to be a few chairs- erm, I mean "single person couches"- short pretty soon...
Jo Choto 5 years ago
Seems like someone's spent too long in a hospital waiting room and is now selling off the contents.
Damon Gates 5 years ago
Which sometimes seems a perfectly reasonable response after a protracted wait.
Load More Replies... Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
Linguistically speaking, it does make sense, if english is not your first language. "Couch" refers to chairs used in the lounge room..... the same way that we call them a 2-person couch, or 4-person couch etc, if you're trying to explain what this is, following the same methodology and call this a 1-person couch does make sense. The fact that we call it an "armchair" when it can have the same aesthetic as a matching couch, isn't exactly logical. #TheJoysOfTheEnglishLanguage.
Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
"Virgin" is a brand owned by Richard Branson. "Mobile" is re: his mobile-phone branch of his company Virgin. It exists in many countries all over the world, including Europe, USA, Australia, and Asia.
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#21
Not Having This Thing In My House.
Electric Ed 5 years ago
Human sized hamster wheel - ok. But 50lbs of shredded newspaper just begs for an explanation!
#22
Nice Ponch
Carmen Lamp 5 years ago
Gigi Hadid wasn't available, so my husband was kind enough to step in.
#23
Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
Wow, in no possible way could that not be exactly what the seller says it is! Take my money!!
Rob Chapman 5 years ago
One has to wonder if the seller is on the joke, or if they're dead serious.
#24
Keep Louisville Weird
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
Yeah... if you own male rabbits you need to give them a humping pillow to destress with, otherwise they will become attached to one you don't want covered in rabbit goof juice. Or they will hump everything at rabbit height in your house... furniture, walls, toys, other pets, small children, ankles...
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La Petite Morte 5 years ago
I'm not sure why you were downvoted. Wolpertingers are cute.
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A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me
Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
Even if this wasn't a joke, it seems like there are ways to scam money that don't involve standing out in the cold for hours, having strangers awkwardly avoid eye contact with you.
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)
Pretty sure charity fraud is illegal (certainly in the U.K.).
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
Oohh yes I would love to buy this bucket, scam people out of their money, and then use up all of that money to get a lawyer and to pay court fees and pay fines for misleading advertisment and then go to jail. Where do I sign up?
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
And yet, there are people who commit charity fraud of a similar nature every year... or just steal the charity boxes off counters in shops.
#26
Giant Airpod
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
Ah yes I will bathe in the music of souls longing for freedom.
TheExtremeSmell 5 years ago
It looks like those back massagers my wife keeps going on tropical vacations with.
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
Yes... I will bathe in the sorrowful melodies to Attain Nirvana.. (starts humming /Smells Like Teen Spirit/ to self)
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#27
The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...
spirit wolf 5 years ago
This is a joke right??? RIGHT??? I mean I'd have to euthanize that son if I had one who does that. That's just NASTY!! Seriously though, it is a joke right????
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
Sadly, probably not. Ten to one the son is between 8 and 16.... although, I've had roommates in their 20's that would think this is hilarious and they should try it.
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Vicky Zar 5 years ago
I want to know what the son said/ did after the switch was gone. At least I hope the mother really sold it. You've got to keep your promises.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
He probably pooped in the shower even more after she sold it.
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Allan Breum 5 years ago
If he does THAT in the shower, I don't even wanna think about what the Switch has been exposed to...
ruthenium the ruther 5 years ago
y'know, ya could've just said "NINTENDO SWITCH FOR SALE. CALL OR TEXT ME." didn't need to hear about your son's pooping in the shower problem. sure am glad they did put in that part. it made my day.
#28
Nice Ass Lamp
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
When I read the title I was honestly expecting a lamp with fake buttcheeks attached to the shade or something. I'm kind of disappointed...
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
It says that there will be a donkey. WHERE'S THE DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
#29
Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace
Max Han 5 years ago
You can zoom around stores without worrying about someone beating you to the tp
Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
Would have come in handy on black Friday. Or at the end of march at the supermarkets, especially the TP and cleaning supplies aisles.
Andrew Gibb 5 years ago
shopping trolleys always really hurt in a crash- even if you are drink driving one!
Jessica Cifelli 5 years ago
I could just imagine Johnny Knoxville and the rest of the Jackass crew riding this thing back in the day
#30
Found This On My Local Classifieds
Jon S. 5 years ago (edited)
This is a classic. In the UK there is a saying "stick a banana on it" when you want to sell something illegal or tax-free. You sell a very expensive banana instead, and the 'real' product comes as a free gift with it. I've not seen anyone do it recently. I presume there is an updated ebay equivalent.
Jon S. 5 years ago
Just realised there is: 0.10 cent item with $200 shipping
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Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Those bananas, left to ripen a while longer, will make a tasty banana loaf.
Chris Jones 5 years ago
Not if I make it - my one and only attempt was rock hard and pretty much only fit for using in a garden rockery... yet normally I am good with cakes. Sigh.
Load More Replies... Ria Murphy 5 years ago
there was an art exhibit , cant remember where, who had a famous artist tape a banana on the wall. the banana was worth quite a bit..(silly but true) until a site seer came, took banana off wall and ate it... hahahahaha look it up on youtube if it is still there... people are so odd!!
#31
How Could You Refuse?
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
I'd buy the Weeping Angel, though. Have a few neighbours that I would love to have taken out of time...
neonn_pieee 5 years ago
I would totally buy one.. they're not lousy. I think that they're super cute. Yay, I just might buy one; be lives right by me.
CatWoman312 5 years ago
Lol they actually aren’t that bad. I’d probably use it as a feeder instead of a house though
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
"lousy quality and high prices guaranteed" sounds a lot like online shopping
#32
Thought The Post Was Good Until I Saw The Last Sentence. Now It's Amazing.
Tami Bridges 5 years ago
Tiny. Baby. Jesus. "If you want to stay and do some blow and watch Netflix, that's up to you" I need to be on Craigslist asap lol.
Bill Taylor 5 years ago
Oh, the old come to my house to cut my toenails trick so I can murder you trick...
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
No problem- soak those feet for about a day in water with a bunch of epsom salt and those nails will come off like butter. [When you get a professional pedicure, costing £25-£50 ($30-$60) normally, they also wash your feet first] I have a bad back and have had a pedicure done... without the nail polish!
Chris DiFonso 5 years ago
I'm crying from laughing so hard. "Come for the toenail clipping, stay for the blow."
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
Um... pay me $5,000, free airfare, free trip to this island, free food, 5,000 lbs of chocolate and 5,000 lbs of cake, plus let me outsource it to someone who I will absolutely cheat then I will accept this deal. Oh, and your toenails now belong to me.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
If you accept the blow you won't want the cake.
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Finally Found One In The Wild (Actually Thinking About Buying It Because Why Not)
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Well, the description seems accurate... can imagine someone in a place where the ground's always frozen solid benefiting from this contraption.
#34
Great For Yoga!
Xavier Wescott 5 years ago
Yeah I would say so, but isn't stainless steel like, the easiest thing to clean? I suppose that's not the problem though, and people can't get over the fact that they are used :P.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Just boil them in a pan for a good long time to decontaminate/sterilize... butt I'll pass, thanks.
Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
How would this help you concentrate!? I can think of nothing more distracting.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Whenever I see yoga class people on tv now I will imagine everyone wearing two.
Viktor Feurer 5 years ago
As my personal experience a yoga class can be very difficult even without these "accessories". So anyone using these during yoga must be a superwoman/man...
#35
I... Think I'll Pass.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
It's a bit expensive, no? Even without the birth-bath, I wouldn't pay so much for an inflatable pool.
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
i love how just blandly its written that it was used to birth fricking baby
Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
Haha yes. Also, why wouldn't you deflate it, stick it in the closet for 6 months until the baby can play in it? Or maybe it has symbolic value and they expect someone to buy it for similar purposes? IDK, this is too much to wrap my mind around. Moving on...
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Jace 5 years ago
Some people want to know what the used s**t was used for...
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#36
Don’t Know What To Feel About This
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
I feel sad for her... I hope she realises her worth and finds someone 'worthwhile'.
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
I'll give you a hug. Also you need to look up business. If you want help pricing your heart you should email me.
#37
Walmart Zebra
Francis 5 years ago
i worked in retail. and yes i had customers asking for the price of our tag devices. and once this one woman didn't liked my answer (These are our devices which we need for the shop and which only work in our shop) "but i was on the shelf so it must be for sale! what is the price?!" WTF?!
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
I deal with retail contracts and shops lease these HHTs (hand held terminals)... they cost £1000.00+ per unit (£1000= approx $1200 US)
Pusfarm 5 years ago
Is that an phone or ethernet jack on the back? For those who want to relive the tethered phone experience.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
It's a serial port for a standard barcode scanner. It allows the use of other types of scanner when the internal one isn't appropriate (such as a long-distance scanner when working from the seat of a forklift).
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Take Your Strippers Muddin’ Boys!
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
Stripper pole to go. Very useful to use in a park. You can enjoy the day and training for the night show.
#39
Imagine The Sheer Power Of This Absolute Unit
#40
Lasanga
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
COME HUG ME YOU LITLLE ADORABUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celeste Grant 5 years ago
I'm guess that's stems from the Facebook post doing the rounds of someone posting a picture of a baby scan/3D scan and someone commenting thinking it was a lasagna
#41
What.
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
I can see one of the kids on my block with these. And that is definitely not a good thing.
Evil Little Thing 5 years ago
They're on backwards. Hold the joy cons properly and you stab yourself.
#42
Now That's A Steal!
#43
Old School Peloton
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
$1,000 but you have to add 50 100-dollar-bills to the deal ;)
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
$10 for the TV if it works and $5 for the bike... I wouldn't pay anything for it, nor would I want to have it anywhere near my home. I'll stick with my Kettler exercise bike and laptop, thanks.
#44
"Some Small Marks But Barely Visible"
Cindy Stephan 5 years ago
Should have also added from a pet free home to go along with the barely visible mark's 😎
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
"Barely visible"- does that apply to the chair, like it's hardly there? Cat doesn't appear to mind...
#45
15 Dollars, Hell Yeah
#46
Valuable Disney Memorabilia
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
If it was in its original, sealed package and never used, I could see it selling for $50.
Bill 5 years ago
it's not. The original cover had penises in some of the spires to the left of Posidon
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Nikki Weems 5 years ago
if this is the one they recalled the cover because there is a shape of a penis in the castle, it could be worth some $$$$$$
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
If it is the Popsicle Edition (keepin' it PG folks) then it could sell for millions!
#47
It Demands A Sacrifice. Make An Offer.
#48
Was Looking For A New Truck To Buy.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
As-is, no. If you bolted the chair down it theoretically would be though.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
What they strip the cars/trucks down to in those 'pimping' shows...
#49
Teddy...
La Petite Morte 5 years ago (edited)
That can't have been easy to sew, tbh. I'm kinda impressed...terrified... intrigued.... terrified...
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!!!
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Erm... WHAT!?!? Just say no to mutilating chicken carcasses into fleshy stuffed animals.
Xavier Elsner 5 years ago
why the actual f would someone in their right mind make, let alone buy this?
#50
Like New Mattress!
Hello Dolly 5 years ago
I think they already tried that and it didn’t work..
Load More Replies... Jon S. 5 years ago
Probably the most shameful moment of my life was putting my old mattress outside to be collected. I really did not want the neighbours trying to guess what all those funky coloured stains were
#51
For Sale: 50 Foot D**k
Truth Monster 5 years ago
well, at least they're not removing their 50 foot d**k. that would be a tragedy
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Imagine trying to walk around with that. Talk about manspreading
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Practically Identical!
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
Yes. Now it means 'can I find someone gullible enough to believe this is true'.
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Damon Gates 5 years ago
"NO, NO! I SEE THE TRUTH! It's not something from Star Wars, IT'S OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST! IT'S A MIRACLE!"
#53
Death Fan
Fransiscus Augusta Tarigan 5 years ago
I think this is an engine fan, it normally placed on the water pump pulley
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
just imagine a thief comes in your house and you lower it and you turn on the blades of death
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago
Isn't this a fan out of an AC unit? There's no sharp edges, so it's not dangerous like this...
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
But spinning at full tilt would at the very least maim you!!!
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#54
"Fuck You Up"
M O'Connell 5 years ago
The other side, and underneath, it is GM product after all.
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Carmean Armendariz 5 years ago
Where's the punctuation? I tried to read this out loud to my mom but f****d up the timing.
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
I want to shake hands with this kid, possibly smoke a blunt with him. Don't think about going to Z with this b***h? Classic
Chris DiFonso 5 years ago
$900 for an unknown, probably very small, number of 20-mile-max trips. The seller is a wanna-be thief.
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Don't think this is the 'b***h' the seller is referring to... wrong photo.
#55
Shiny Red Dress..
Megzymonsta 5 years ago
Honestly this post is the creepiest so far. Where's the owner of the dress?!?
Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago
It looks like he found it in garbage with the rest of the things on this photo.
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
LMAO Andrew. Those camping chairs would be the first to disappear from the flames.
#56
Hmm...
#57
Alcoholics Are Getting Rid Of The Evidence In Creative Ways During These Trying Times
#58
Those Are Lovely Sandals.
Katherine Boag 5 years ago
I mean, putting your hand in there will stop the foot fetishists... maybe?
Megzymonsta 5 years ago
The image freaked me out until I read the text and realised it was a hand and nog a freakishly mangled foot
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Look at that hand and be grateful it isn't on their foot.
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#59
Pre-Order Now!
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Just... no. Why do some people insist on making horrific artworks out of food?
#60
How Do You Even Obtain This...
Anna McHugh 5 years ago
For a tiny house, or you know, like, basement 'cozy room' for the blonde hitchhiker you picked up on MurderDeath Highway
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
‘Need to get rid of it’. Why is the FBI about to bust in and raid your house? How many victims are you keeping locked up in your basement prison?
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Yep... pretty sure that's a sanitary unit from a prison. Maybe it was stolen after a refurbishment?
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
where do you even get this? the local goodwill? like seriously dude who the hell owns this
#61
Dog Bike
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago
Oh gawds no... some dumbass will think it's okay to put their child on that :( poor puppers
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
That doggo has more patience than I do... I hate it when people do stupid sh*t to their pets.
#62
Not Super Cold
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
What a weird place for a family phote. In the garage above the trash.
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
I was thinking the same and wondering if it was a satirical piece?
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Yoy Know, Just Some Pregnant Chickens Nothing Strange At
cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
The "one recently impregnated, i love them..." last sentence is masterful.
Catlady6000 5 years ago
In Lexington, to, about 35 years ago, a man was arrested after his wife caught him......loving....her chickens
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago (edited)
That's an obese chicken(or maybe a very fluffy one), not a 'pregnant one'... wonder what they're doing with the fertilised eggs?
#64
They Look Like They're In Great Condition
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Sell them as rustique cylindrical cast iron flower pots and make $300 for the set.
Kalavathi Krishnakumar 5 years ago
I'll take 17 of them and build myself a castle fortress! Those look EPIC!
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
what did this go through the chernobyl explosion or something?
M O'Connell 5 years ago
I believe they were used as fire pits. Wood ash is acidic, which explains why the face of the rim (or bottom of the fireplace) returned to the earth first.
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"I Stole The Hole Stack Of These From Walmart."
Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
That's why you need to buy the Walmart handheld scanner
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
I feel like this person seriously thought they got away with loaded cards. Dumbass.
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
The "hole" stack title was the giveaway that this guy was indeed a jackass
#66
Found One Today
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
I love him. I'm married but I'm leaving my husband for him. I knew it the moment I saw his eye(s).
#67
Tiger King Condom
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
Yeah because that’s really who you want to be thinking of when doing the deed.
#68
We Live In A Society
neonn_pieee 5 years ago
It's kinda cool.. I wouldn't buy it for that much, maybe $5 dollars if that.
#69
Killer Gaming Chair
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago
it's a $5 Walmart plastic chair with $10 worth of LEDs... seriously? o_O Please tell me no one was dumb enough to pay for this XD
#70
McDonald's Hotcake Syrup - Great For On The Go Meals!
#71
This Post Was Such A Rollercoaster
#72
Minecraft No Brim
#73
Poster Is Defending His Ps2 Pencils In The Comments, Saying One Lady Is An "Uneducated Woman" For Questioning The Value.
#74
That’s A Big Nug Right There
#75
Not Craigslist But Ebay 1.288 Million For A Nerf Gun
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
You could buy a whole armoury's worth of AR15s and ammo for that price.
#76
Why...
Anne 5 years ago
This seller should contact a hospital.. I'm sure she can get more than 2 a bag
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Or give them to the hospital nursery for free.
Load More Replies... Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
Yes, this is liquid gold. It's invaluable for premature babies especially. There are milk banks to which you can donate. Maybe they couldn't though because it is stored improperly. So they just listed it? IdK.
Hello Dolly 5 years ago
Sadly some people still make milk long after their baby is grown up. I am going on three years after my son was born and I still produce milk if I want. I even took a medicine they don’t really prescribe because of huge risks of stroke. Thankfully I never had any side effects but it didn’t get rid of the milk. This person is probably one of those women who overproduced and thought maybe they could make a buck. I read about a lady that produced that much in a day and would donate and have extra left over.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
I'm not sure you're meant to be freezing this much breast milk for later use... I think there is a legitimate trade for this product. [https://www.innov-research.com/products/single-donor-human-breast-milk? at $173 per 100mL!!! and this site for selling/donating breast milk https://www.onlythebreast.com/ with classified ads]
CatWoman312 5 years ago
This isn’t really odd as a lot of people do this since they can’t breastfeed their own children
#77
(Box Only)
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
This is a common scam on eBay. People looking for a specific product tend to gloss over the "box only" part.
Radek Suski 5 years ago
There was a lot of scam like this in Germany. They hope someone who isn't speaking German very well would think it's the actual product
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
If the instruction booklet and charger were still in it, 20 EURO would be an absolute steal!
#78
“Photography Mannequin”
#79
How The Hell Do You Squeeze That Into That?
Megan Ten Broeke 5 years ago
I have a friend that races these. Races are neons only. He'd probably love it.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
The 383 rotating assembly alone is probably worth a minimum of $900 (even for the cheap c**p). Also, you've clearly missed the point here.
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Ah Yes, Who Wouldn't Want To Buy A Used Toothbrush?
#81
Shopping Carts For Sale!
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
As do I... I find them in the strangest places when I go for walks- I just don't understand people like this.
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#82
Frog, In Bag.
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Is that how they sell frogs for the hospitality industry or as reptile (snake) food?
#83
Numb Chucks
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
I'd like to beat whoever made those around the head HARD with those nunchucks! (and then bury them) Another pet peeve of mine- animal parts being made into souvenirs etc.
Catlady6000 5 years ago
At least they didn't just whack off the antlers and leave the rest. If you're going to hunt, use the entire animal if at all possible. To do otherwise is disrespectful of the animals sacrifice
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somnomania 5 years ago
they look pretty well made, and would certainly hurt if you were hit with them, but it's pretty tacky and tasteless
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
for those who dont understand what numb chucks are, search for nunchackas
Jon S. 5 years ago
Numb Chucks is an animated show and nunchackas are a band. Neither help me understand why these nunchucks are made from deer legs.
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What do you think ?
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
these are interesting, saw a lot of blades and chainsaws so that's great i guess
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
WARNING: faith in humanity will be affected (slightly lowered) after reading this post. If complications arise, stop at number 20.
Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago
these are interesting, saw a lot of blades and chainsaws so that's great i guess
Jessica Cole 5 years ago
WARNING: faith in humanity will be affected (slightly lowered) after reading this post. If complications arise, stop at number 20.
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