35 Of The Wittiest Signs Found In The Simpsons

This one is spot on.

Well they’re not wrong

The writing on this show is smart as hell, so many of the store names are so clever and funny.

If only. Teachers get 100% of the blame irl.

Really clever of you know your mythology.

True. Garfield said the same thing.

Aww that’s sad!! But true! Which makes it sadder!

I blame Carole Baskin

if we don't cage them they'll be shot by dentists

Sadly a lot of these animals are born in captivity and brokered. It's a gross world.

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A lot of people hate zoos for the simple fact they lock up animals. However if they were in the wild they’d likely not survive for an array of reasons. Most of the zoos I’ve been to the animals are well cared for and they have plenty of running room. They don’t have to worry about starving, or a predator killing them, or a poacher killing them. Of course not all zoos are perfect, but at the end of the day they’re trying to save wildlife, not end it.

What a great deal.

"I have to wait 5 days?!? But I'm mad now!"

he isn't wrong

Animals look so depressed and sad in zoos, pacing endlessly in worn paths around the cages.

Aww, no free beer?

Both being born and living in Winnipeg. I wonder the same thing.

lol i work in the school yearbook

I like that they poke fun at both sides. Fox hates it when they make fun of republicans.

They also put the 'mental' into it.

ROOM 1! and ROOM 11 🤣

Otto: "Man, talk about false advertising"

Poor W***y, never catches a break.

Chernobyl? Hold my beer Springfield

Second picture "DOH!"

Marge: (to Homer) Why do you always hire the cheapest guy? Homer: (referring to the "A Bug's Death" logo on the exterminator's van) I go by how funny the sign is.

Only if you say please!

The Halloween special, "when nightmares come true".

Nice to see that they’re open-minded about it :)

Yeah but their packing is always a bit on "The Edge"

This is the best coming who came from the Simpson… it's Always give me goosebumps...

LOL! I don't think there's a drug he hasn't been on. His talking Krusty doll says, "I wonder what mommy's medicine tastes like."

Ouch

My life in a nutshell

:(

Covid starter chart

There's a meme generator that allows you to make signs with this sign.

Anything named Promenade, Walk, Wharf or Galleria, just send your money to them.

this seems apropos some how.

Nope. This screenshot is from a Family Guy episode where Brian is driving Stewie to the North Pole to kill Santa.

My favourite van sign in this series has to be: Flowers By Iris

That's actually a pretty good deal here in the US.

Other clever blurbs are the Troy McLure titles he's been in.

too true

Epic name for a music store! Even better than the long-closed "Vinyl Solution".

That would actually be great as the real state motto.

I get it

actually its not a bad idea, because chicken is better for the environment than beef. and many people don't want to give up beef

*PFFT* Of course! It's a motto, not a slogan!

Somewhat topical..

Yeah /:

Ikea... I went there for the first time a month ago and it was a Sunday when I went in, when I came out it was dark and three days had passed. Un friggin believeable.

Skinner: "What does it say on that sign?" ::Agnes slaps him in the face:: Agnes: "I don't like your tone!" lol

I actually love epcot and all the different world places- not to mention the fantastic fireworks show at the end of the day!