50 Of The Funniest Facepalm-Worthy Posts From LinkedIn “Influencers” (New Pics)

Well…I appreciate that he didn’t go for the philosophical story time.

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Linkedin Park - Applied so hard and got so far, in the end, i wasn't even hired!

Gymming like that makes me think you're a self-absorbed narcissist. But that's just an impression; what do I know?

(to a man) WTF

It's like upvoting your own comment.

This is kinda nice.

While the neighbors clapped...

I was on a 3 under 5 list for a short time in my life (along with my two siblings)

Well he learned that there's nothing to learn on LinkedIn, so he won't have to do that ever again.

And make sure you still keep working 70-80 hours a week too. Being dead is no excuse for not exploring new opportunities for personal growth

What. An atrocious waste. I'm supposed to be impressed this guy can't plan enough to order just enough for himself to eat. Dude, ordering 20 entrees when you're eating by yourself just makes you look sad, pathetic, and wasteful.

I know he is trying to brag. But seriously he just looks like a idiot who's bad with his money and wastes food, where are his friends? I bet his credit score is garbage.

I refuse to believe he ate all of this. Wasting food is not a flex, bruh

Tw@t

And then Daddy called about baby boy's spending on the family credit card....

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I have a terrible feeling that the massive majority of leftovers was just tossed. Fkn disgusting.

What an absolute a**hole.

compulsive onanist.

terrible

Are you bulimic?

All I read is food waste.

Story is about a bland as the food

Let's hope that when the day comes, he'll only k**l himself through his dangerous driving.

Just saying…funny how ICE masks do not “restrict breathing” or “limit personal liberty”.

Grandma won't care. She's been dead for years.

I couldn't finish it with out my v****a crawling completely up into my body..

ChatGPT: Write an inspirational letter about how Tracy is poor.

Pretending to do this much while being an EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT is literally insane.

Nice pоrn star 'stache.

So since you've been a minority owner your team hasn't won a single time?

This has to be satire.

"We're also nice. Really. Really nice". Citation needed...

Some people never get over their first crush.

Why am I not impressed?

I don't have a sauna..but I can cry in the shower after reviewing my bank account.

Btw, the laptop has been cropped out of the pic. The insta link has the full pic.

Oh god during the lockdown I was forced to listen to all my dad’s meetings so for a brief amount of time I became whatever Zara is here. Never again

I am hoping he is single for his family's sake.

I hate every single person in this article and the world would be better off without them

So that's why c**k sucker is listed next to her name...

You called him, you know who you are calling. Candidate did not know who was calling so why should they ID themselves to a random phone call which could be a scammer.

Every person that guy met on his business trip could probably tell he'd spent his nights in his rental car instead of hotel room, which did not make a good impression.

How romantic. Go on a date with this guy and get a sales pitch (probably complete with flipcharts too)

Wow, maybe work on that elevator speech a little, Edward. "I help cosmetic companies make better products." Was that really so hard?

I'll be the judge of what I deserve. And you are cordially invited to fellate me.

Ha. I, for one, do not take photos of myself crying, because I don’t feel the need to annoy the world with such nonsense.

No but I have heard of International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

You WILL get to pick between the "World's Worst Parent" award or the "Why I Never Call my Parent" award.

What?

I'd have said "Nothing. The HR department's primary function is to mitigate legal and financial risk for the company, and they do not share the emotional burdens carried by the employees".

Must be nice to be able to function on so little sleep. Most people need a lot more. Not want; NEED.

Great news for the companies. They get an office dogsbody for free to do all the photocopying and the morning coffee run

Maybe he was fed up of cold calling bullsh!tters like you contacting him. A modicum of research into who you were calling would probably have told you they don't use recruiters.

Why are all of these dudes talking about peeing?

Divorce.

"The gym." "Dry cleaning."

Yes, push through that toilet paper.

But he didn't pee, so still got goal to achieve!/s

It's seems to be soooooooo satisfying to be a sociopath sometimes.