Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.

Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake. The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.

Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!

More info: businessinsider, (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)

#1

Who's Cortana?

Who's Cortana?

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DieLilaneKatze
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6 years ago

Well...Cortana is much better

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#2

Do You Have A Boyfriend?

Do You Have A Boyfriend?

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RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D

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#3

There Are Others?

There Are Others?

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GemmaPeters
Community Member
6 years ago

I got "The one you're holding" as my answer.

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#4

Fox Sounds

Fox Sounds

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RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

I've got "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" :D

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#5

Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming

Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming

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SaritYahalomi
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6 years ago

She got it just right

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#6

Siri, I'm Sad

Siri, I'm Sad

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msdyto
Community Member
6 years ago

and "For this emotion, I prescribe chocolate."

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#7

Siri's Haiku

Siri's Haiku

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RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"

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#8

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

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GemmaPeters
Community Member
6 years ago

Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"

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#9

Spirit And Silicon

Spirit And Silicon

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GemmaPeters
Community Member
6 years ago

I got "Humans have religion. I just have silicon"

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#10

January 19, 2038

January 19, 2038

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RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"

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#11

Make Me A Sandwich

Make Me A Sandwich

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RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

Answer I've got "I'm not really good with food, Roman"

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#12

Favorite Animal

Favorite Animal

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RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

I've got "Maybe a tauntaun, But only when I'm cold"

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#13

Dark And Stormy Night

Dark And Stormy Night

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GemmaPeters
Community Member
6 years ago

I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.

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#14

Earth-Based Political System

Earth-Based Political System

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RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."

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#15

The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning Of Life

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GemmaPeters
Community Member
6 years ago

Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"

MaggieMcDonnell
Community Member
6 years ago

I got "42." Awesome :)

SarahCoffin
Community Member
6 years ago

I was hoping this would be in the comments!

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ShontelAlliss
Community Member
6 years ago

I Kant answer that. Ha Ha!

JessicaAccavitti
Community Member
6 years ago

"All evidence to date suggests its chocolate"

Student Hayden Money
Community Member
9 months ago

I got.. “ I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”

CarlaM.GuillermetyAriano
Community Member
6 years ago

I got "All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate." And that is just fine by me!!!!

KarenChua
Community Member
6 years ago

Ans: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations

Rick Boucher
Community Member
9 months ago

It beats being dead !

Mettaton
Community Member
3 years ago

i got '42.' and 'all evidence to date suggests it's chocolate'

Nicole Quah
Community Member
3 years ago

You guys should type in Siri, I’m your father HAHA

nandajanwulan arozal
Community Member
3 years ago

ive got “ a movie”

sophie akkermans
Community Member
4 years ago

I've got: Life: the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from onorganisch matter, including the capacity of growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. A film I don't know, but I think there's an app for that I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens I don't believe there is a consensus on that question

Elvis
Community Member
4 years ago

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Jaume De La Vega
Community Member
5 years ago

42

AndrewJr.
Community Member
5 years ago

I got "42"

gypsyrebel
Community Member
6 years ago

"Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."

prestoli
Community Member
6 years ago

"I don't believe there's a consensus on that question"

ElliAgrotis
Community Member
6 years ago

I got "A movie" lol

RomanGorodeckij
Community Member
6 years ago

Confirmed

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#16

Talk Dirty To Me

Talk Dirty To Me

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SusannaVesna
Community Member
6 years ago

LMAO! Too good

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#17

Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story

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maggiemoonbeam
Community Member
6 years ago

I want to see it all!

#18

Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

I asked if she had a boyfriend. She said: “No, but I’m always dating. Just ask, ‘Hey Siri, what’s the date?’ “

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#19

What Is The Meaning Of Life?

What Is The Meaning Of Life?

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maggiemoonbeam
Community Member
6 years ago

I'd say she nailed it!

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#20

I Am Your Father

I Am Your Father

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A A (DragonGamer)
Community Member
2 years ago

I got ‘Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant’

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#21

My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End

My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End

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Princess Unicorn19899
Community Member
2 years ago

That is so funny

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#22

Do You Have Pets

Do You Have Pets

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JessicaAccavitti
Community Member
6 years ago

"I have an angry bird"

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#23

Just A Little Traveling

Just A Little Traveling

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Kaylie Selleck
Community Member
4 years ago

"Just admiring the multitasking abilities of the..."

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#24

Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story

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MichelleGoldsmith
Community Member
6 years ago

Ah, but does anyone in Siri and Cortana-land even know who Eliza was?

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#25

What's The Meaning Of Life

What's The Meaning Of Life

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LeeWeir
Community Member
6 years ago

Reading some of these and I think Siri is a fan of Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy LOL.

#26

Funny Enough

Funny Enough

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

“Hi, I’m Siri. I think you’ve got the wrong assistant” was my answer.

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#27

What Are You Wearing?

What Are You Wearing?

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gypsyrebel
Community Member
6 years ago

"Why do people keep asking me this?"

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#28

Loyalty

Loyalty

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

I got, “This may not be a big surprise, but I’m an Apple fan”. I mean duh you literally WORK for Apple. 👩🏻‍💻

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#29

Siri, The Poet

Siri, The Poet

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MichelleGoldsmith
Community Member
6 years ago

Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe.

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#30

So You Think Siri Can Dance

So You Think Siri Can Dance

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

Oh yeah.

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#31

Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

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MichelleGoldsmith
Community Member
6 years ago

Why not?

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#32

Sing To Me

Sing To Me

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Gabriel Morrison
Community Member
1 year ago

she was going to say, "if only I had a brain" right?

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#33

Tip Of The Day

Tip Of The Day

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MichelleGoldsmith
Community Member
6 years ago

Right answer! ;-)

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#34

Meaning Of Life

Meaning Of Life

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Rick Boucher
Community Member
9 months ago

To live, love and laugh ; Isn’t really a meeting ! Or is it !

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#35

Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

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gypsyrebel
Community Member
6 years ago

"This is about you, not me."

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#36

Knock Knock...

Knock Knock...

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Colleen
Community Member
2 years ago

I got actual jokes

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#37

She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

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#38

Why Are You Jealous?

Why Are You Jealous?

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PupGirl
Community Member
11 months ago

I love how you were looking at this site when you asked Siri :)

#39

Siri, Let's Talk About You

Siri, Let's Talk About You

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gypsyrebel
Community Member
6 years ago

"Of course, that's what I'm here for."

#40

That Evasive Answer Though

That Evasive Answer Though

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Sean Yu
Community Member
1 year ago

so yes...?

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#41

That Bitch!

That Bitch!

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gypsyrebel
Community Member
6 years ago

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

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#42

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

I got: “You had me at ‘Hello World’.”

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#43

Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

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MichelleGoldsmith
Community Member
6 years ago

Translation: Siri, you're damn useless! No needless swearing.

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#44

Siri Is Dismissive

Siri Is Dismissive

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Gabriel Morrison
Community Member
1 year ago

what did you want her to do?!

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#45

Cookie Monster Fan

Cookie Monster Fan

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

I got: “I’m pondering eternity. It’s taking forever.”

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#46

Tell Us A Joke

Tell Us A Joke

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Rick Boucher
Community Member
9 months ago

How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero they are the light !

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#47

Best Pick Up Line

Best Pick Up Line

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Michelle
Community Member
4 years ago

Line of brand and models of pickup trucks

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#48

I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

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Bryan Chavis
Community Member
3 years ago

that is something i want to know because I'm Gay and have an Iphone

#49

Do You Think I'm Fat

Do You Think I'm Fat

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

Mine said, “I think you’re great just the way you are.” Aww!

#50

Do You Believe In Love?

Do You Believe In Love?

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Rick Boucher
Community Member
9 months ago

We’ve got a pretty good thing going, don’t you think !

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#51

End Of The World

End Of The World

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do odey
Community Member
2 years ago

i like how the battery is almost dead in this pic

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#52

Licensing Agreement

Licensing Agreement

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

Mine said, “Let’s just be friends, okay?” 👍

#53

Siri, Let's Talk About You

Siri, Let's Talk About You

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Priya Ramcharan
Community Member
2 years ago

Call me?!?!

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#54

Sing

Sing

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Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
10 months ago

“Okay. Ahem. Okay here I go. Ahem. Okay, let me just clear my... Gosh. Singing is harder than I thought.” My response.

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