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Hey, this is Jonathan and Elizabeth, the creators behind the webcomic War and Peas.

We post new comics on our website and socials every Sunday and have done so for the past 11 years. And every year, we name our favorite comics. We hope you like them as much as we do.

If you like what you see, check out the last list from 2021 on our profile! Feel free to follow us on social media or subscribe to our newsletter on our website. You’ll get every new comic straight to your inbox!

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#1

Majestic Mountain

Majestic Mountain

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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, but the one has a cool flag hat.

GingerPanda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the others who dare climb me use the bodies as sign posts!

Jp@nda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And poop, don't forget the poop

SelkieBlackfysh
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I frequently wonder how much of Everest's mass is made up of dead bodies...

Red
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My creepy self wants to climb the Everest, but my lazy self wants to stay alive at sea level. Lazy wins every time.

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Bored Panda asked us a few questions. Scroll down to read the whole interview!

How did your journey as an artist start? Did you explore any other forms of art first?

We met at art school and there were no comic classes at all. So we were focusing on different art forms in the beginning. Elizabeth was illustrating a lot and Jonathan was filming short films and documentaries.

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    #2

    Secret Agent

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    GingerPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that's why my cat runs around like a maniac. He's saving me from assassin. That definitely deserves more treats.

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Saving my hooman while he opens the tuna cans."

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easier than training a new soft can-opener.

    BOTW PANDA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooooo the doggo's gonna unalive!

    ‍️‍️‍️Random Dark Person‍️ (She/her)
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Switchblade the hitman with a heart (this was in a book by Blair Daniels)

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    #3

    Triggered

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    GingerPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat-man-do be flipping out over a laser pointer.

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, we're ALL CATS... yesssss I get it now 🐈‍⬛🧠

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    What’s the most challenging part of the creative process and which part do you enjoy the most?

    That's really hard to answer as all the parts are fun but also painful. When you create art in any form, you have to be ready to face yourself in the most outright way. If you're looking for stories that can make people laugh, you may find sad stories as well. What we enjoy the most about the process as a duo is the moment when the other person cracks up from one of your ideas.

    #4

    Remember Humans

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    ALEXANDER DALE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, more species on the planet would be killed off if humans died than ones that would survive. The majority of canines, felines, ants, flies, many species of birds, pigs, cows, sheep, and almost every domesticated species. The only species that is domesticated and would probably survive would be horses.

    BOTW PANDA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. We polluted the world enough.

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good thing. Or we could wise up...

    Mode
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goofy ahh looking mane-less horses wanna start beefin with humans? They prolly forgot how that ended for so many species.

    sora's lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will the world be that lucky?

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    #5

    Boring Werewolves

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would probably do parkour then realize that being a werewolf doesn't mean you don't get tired and know how to do parkour

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    GingerPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always tired. That wouldn't change if I were a werewolf!

    Ent Hugger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean yeah sleeping is the best but this just seems like a waste of perfectly good lycanthropy! i'm torn

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being torn is just sort of part of lycanthropy, it's okay.

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    Pizzagirl 91
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, being a werewolf is kind of like snoring: You don't know you're affected when you sleep alone.

    HF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why is there so much dog hair in my bed? I don't even have a dog."

    Hakuna Matata
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tear people up not to umm….. you know

    Arenite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’d be more like a wereCAT. A creature that sleeps 18-20 hrs a day ain’t gettin’ up for no moon! Although I imagine a werecat’s zoomies at 3 am would be pretty terrifying!

    Bored Birgit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the sun does not set and rise at the same window.

    Jack Cope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty tame until he wakes up early with morning wood and decides to fetch it with them claws...

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    Where do you get inspiration, ideas and motivation for your works? Can you name some of the major influences in your life who've helped you develop and define your style?

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    We both love Peanuts! But we get inspiration from other art forms as well. We love going to the movies or reading books. Jonathan lately read several Kurt Vonnegut books and Elizabeth is enjoying the TV series Derry Girls.

    #6

    Magic Wand

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    best turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you dont read the party description

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggesting she always dresses like Elphaba for her dildo parties.

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    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess it does create a *kind* of magic.

    D. Pitbull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... weeelll.. if it's to abolish the patriarchy.... I mean... uhm...

    any rei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That counts as a magic wand

    Phillip Hart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally what it is called. And the cords are ridiculously long so it could feasibly be plugged in. Or it could be a magic magic wand, I suppose

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    Matt Maselli
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least one of them is buzzing with excitement.

    Karnevil4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Wanda where that wand came from : exists stage left:

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have our own choice of witchcraft....

    Athena Murray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg hilarious!!! Why she sweating? She use the wand during the incantation?

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    #7

    Hi Earth

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    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As George Carlin said, the world isn't going anywhere; we are.

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the Earth just wanted plastic? And now it's got it. And it's done with us?

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    Jack Cope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    appears as though heranus is sat upon a uranus that has been wiped clean of its assmosphere

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    Matthew
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly why we shouldn't worry about climate change and politics. The earth abides.

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a really nice earth. Possibly the nicest earth in our whole Galaxy! Pleading with you here! Be nice back?

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    Do you have any upcoming projects? If so, what are they?

    Yes, we're working on an illustrated poem book! It's based on a story we once wrote called "A Job is a Job". Our readers were asking for a book version so we decided to create some more poems and fulfill their wishes. Stay tuned!

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    #8

    Stop

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    Hestia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Job! But you should’ve gotten your jacuzzi back.

    Alex Linden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fish won't be so happy when salt water and fresh water get mixed.

    Ent Hugger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bahaha love his little skateboard!

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in prison, the thing I most looked forward to was having a pet again. I would tell my friends about the dog and cat I wanted. One friend asked what if I ended up renting in a no-pet building. I said I'd get a goldfish. She pointed out that you can't walk a goldfish. I said I'd buy a skateboard and fasten the fish's bowl to it, and pull it with a leash. I'm glad I have Bouche instead though, even though fish never steal socks. They also don't lie against you and purr.

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    #9

    Thicc Booty

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    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (That should've been added to the end of the name: JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY LOL)

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jessica's Thicc Booty-B according to current naming conventions.

    GingerPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O Thicc Booty, our home and native star! 🎵

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    Illicit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He named the star, not the planet orbiting the star.

    Phillip Hart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when we name a star we call it's orbiting planets [star name] (alphabetical designation). In other words from Wikipedia's article called Exoplanet Naming Convention: For exoplanets orbiting a single star, the name is normally formed by taking the name of its parent star and adding a lowercase letter.

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    Sora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the horror, the sexy sexy horror.

    venny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the despair on that aliens faces 💀

    JestemSuchy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know what that means: Invasion!

    Isla McNeill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except stars are suns. . . Not planets

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    #10

    Basic Human Decency

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... and avoid lawsuits." "FILM IT!"

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most management: "Only 53%? Nah, not worth it."

    BOTW PANDA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And working from home also did another 20%!

    JestemSuchy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the pnly way to speak to amazon

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say "please be safe" when you ask them to break OSHA laws 👍 Management Cares about YOU!

    #11

    Lucky

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (female mantis' eat the males after intercourse)

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Roach? We need her insight here.

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that he becomes gay in another comic and goes protesting with some other insects

    CAMAW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timmy : I think we have different definitions of "got lucky"

    Ent Hugger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and that's when timmy began to consider celibacy

    Jack Cope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    talk about giving some head

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...is he nervous bc he knows that's his fate, or bc he did the eating and is afraid to out himself?

    Karnevil4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙉 i cant hear the bass through my headphones!

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    #12

    Ghost Dream

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    GingerPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, the vows were 'til death do you part.' This relationship is over.

    Jack Cope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if they actually sleep or just fake sleep as a coping mechanism cos they cannot come to terms with being ded. now im kinda sad. also i wonder if they need birth control to prevent unwanted hauntings. also wouldnt their condoms just look like tinier ghosts? is that somehow paranormal pedophilia?

    bermi endersby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, once you've died together....

    Karen Jacob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they didn't get along and th the spouse has come back to haunt the other

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    #13

    High Noon

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    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that they packed the little cactus 🌵

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad y'all boys found each other....

    Doug G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery

    Lucy Hildring
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Western banjo plays* “And with that, they rode off into the sunset.”

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    #14

    Strange Party

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    Bologna🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't know that I have alzheimers... (please god let someone get this joke)

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who decided to see if a stranger would let them throw a party in their homes if they just showed up and pretended they belonged.

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel ya dude, got lost once in a mall, my fifty year old daughter found me....no dignity. I woulda asked that handsome young store cop....

    Norma Jean Morrissey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all funny using this dreaded condition in a “joke”, if that’s what it is supposed to be.🤔😥😠

    BWC
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person receives an invitation and randomly forwards it to others.

    Sora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just smile and nod, smile and nod.

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    #15

    Supervision Sally

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    boone williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call someone who always knows what everyone is eating? Om-nom-nom-nicient

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sally sells shattered dreams on the seashore!

    Bob La Capra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone asked Sally if she had seen Steve. She said she hadn't but she'd keep an eye out for him.

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    #16

    Going Out In Style

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnum P.I., the pinnacle of mustache rides.

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She came up.with that 2nd one pretty quick

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love girl humor! You go get em!

    #17

    Underneath The Hat

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    Smorescout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if that’s Medusa… then why isn’t he stone!!?

    Junior Farrell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is immune to the stoneification

    Jack Cope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was cool with it up until he found out the carpet matches the drapes

    #18

    Black Thumb

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    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably better off. I kill my potted plants and simple house vines but I throw old vegetables across the street and they flourish

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    BOTW PANDA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh thats is not me. I feel sad for my plants unalived by the bitter winter.

    Sarah Musgrave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OmG yes, that is the story of my black thumb...

    Neir Lucan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the last will and testament being handled by discount Death?

    Chel Bolin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually put this in my will. For my ashes be used to fertilize the flower garden.

    Jack Cope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so i guess "death" and the son are in the same business in a way. 🎶killing is my business and business is good🎶

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant him in the garbage disposal.

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    #19

    Cat Greetings 101

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUTTHOLES is an offensive word now, too? Oh boy 🙄

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, apparently the staff at BP got replaced overnight by a bunch of nuns wondering how long we'd take to figure it out.

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps inspire the soft can-openers to get up and feed us when they've seen the beauty that is our butts.

    Chel Bolin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God mine just boops my face

    Cathy N. Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sensor out the word b******e but not the actual b******e.

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the ol chocolate starfish greeting.

    AS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUTTWHORES. I mean BUTTHOLES. I mean B*******S.

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B******e has always been offensive! What is the matter with you? Raised by wolves? I stopped dating entirely because of yalls filthy mouths. I'm a girl! Born one, gonna die like one. You just have never figured out a woman's superpower. Ha! Weirdo. Dumbass.

    Norma Jean Morrissey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a typical cat “good morning”. Or If they are super hungry you get both front paws on your face!🐱🐕🐈‍⬛🐈

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    #20

    Prepare To Jazz

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    best turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where did he get sunglasses?

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    #21

    Dog Date

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    BOTW PANDA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! ALL DOGGOS NEED HAPINESS!

    GingerPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... first I need to see some real sausage.

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark brown dog just wants light brown dog's sausage.

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    Jack Cope
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sidenote: he wasn't referring to the actual candle... other sidenote: neither was she .... hint: think lipstick

    Sora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to sniff the butt

    Carol Odrlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all happiness happens with a pp

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    #22

    Traffic Check

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    Karnevil4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored no more you are. Glad to see you again I am. 🧙‍♂️

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the mummy of Ramesses II. was sent from Egypt to France for repairs, they actually had to issue a passport for legal reasons. Date of birth 1303 B.C. Profession: King (deceased). While the viral image of said passport is fake, the story itself isn't, as reported e.g. here: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/article/weird-passports-history#close

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That license hasn't been renewed in a while.

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are tomb many dad jokes here: "this is a learner's permit" "I'm riding with my mummy", "are you operating a ride share service?" "yeah, Pharo's fare", "aren't you too dead to drive?" "No!" "I think you're just in deNile"...

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "is this damage from the pile-up back there?" "No officer, I didn't ramses cars."

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    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him....some folks just let themselves go.

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    #23

    Power Of The Hat

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    Hestia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she had snakes under her hat!

    Lucy Hildring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Where’d her snake-hair go???

    JestemSuchy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you do to the snakes?

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to her snake hair?

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    #24

    Pirates Against Ableism

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    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least pirates stand up agaisnt the discrimation of unable-bodied people

    Matt Maselli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pirates have to because they can't stand up for themselves.

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    Neir Lucan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, for people with eye patches, peg legs, and prosthetic hooks, it'd be weird if they were super discriminatory about it

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still had to roll the plank

    Phillip Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slither the plank. Wheelchairs are in short supply and you never know when Pegleg Pete will become Legless Pete

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    Jack Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jerry was a racecar driver. thats how he lost his legs. with two peg legs he is more pirate than ol hook hand by default. run his butt over jerry. thats your ship now son

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    #25

    Giant C**k

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    Justaboredpotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she isn't dirty minded like me

    Neir Lucan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An omnivore of that size is 100% going to eat you, especially a descendent of a T-Rex

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s surprisingly wholesome.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have the Chocobo song from Final Fantasy stuck in my head. I want to ride my chocobo all day I wanna see them run I wanna ride and play! hey! I want to ride my chocobo all day I wanna join the fun 50 gil I’ll gladly pay! Yay!

    Jack Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    momma likes bob and his giant c**k too. aint that sweet

    Tony McGurk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ride it baby ride it. Faster, harder. Oh yeah baby. She sure knows how to treat poultry.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit! I thought it was...you know.

    Bored Llama
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    2 years ago

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    Norma Jean Morrissey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play on words! We have to be careful not to give cute names to body parts like “a*s” or!,!!

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    #26

    Ghostwriter

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    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, you'll find your way 😋

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be an effective way for ghosts to get the jump on ya. Just make a human believe it will live a long time then strike right as the relief sets in!

    Jack Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor ghost is haunted by his own conscience. thats what happens when you write on too many mirrors. too much reflection which leads to doubt. try writing on windows or better yet walls instead mr. ghost

    #27

    Alone

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That at first, then I daydream. Daydreaming is awesome!

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    #28

    Cringe Master

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    Justaboredpotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, BP even censored the word poo

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swear to gods BP is run by an octogenarian quilting circle.

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    Dana McCall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really BP?! You censor "poo" but not c**k? WTH

    Jess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So done with bored panda like really

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... Did they censor 'p o o' ??

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what all us non-cat people think everytime Nibbles

    Jack Calix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my cat a good girl every time she uses the litter box because she normally, y'know, doesn't. I've noticed that the cringe encourages her to do the right thing and use the box again.

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better question is why did they cut out pee?

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    #29

    Satanic Spanking

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    ¡ Rachel ¡
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BP sensors are getting out of hand now. Booty and poo getting blacked out, whatever next 🤣🤦

    Eliza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably 'darn' and 'fudge' with how things are going.

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    Jack Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoulda wore a suit jacket and maybe some assless chaps. prolly woulda gave you the best seat in the house and complimentary champ-pain

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    #30

    Legs For Days

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    best turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she only needs a man with penis for centuries

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda: where we've no issue with a drawing of a woman with endlessly long boobs, but we censor the word "Poo" and call it work!

    Jeremy Crocker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised they didn't censor the word "breasts".

    ColdDrew
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term 'Legs for days' means 'beautiful legs'. They joked about the literal meaning.

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    Hakuna Matata
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’ll only need a man of a penis for decades

    Deadman Walking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no straight man is unto arms. Myself included

    Jack Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    but smelled like she hadn't bathed in decades. feminine hygiene is very important y'all. wash your hoo-ha's. avoid cleansers that destroy good bacteria. profit.

    Daniel-Teodor Circa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who hurt you? If you need someone to talk feel free to talk to me. I am here and you have nothing to loose.

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