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For better or worse, living in a big city means being around a whole smorgasbord of humanity. Every subculture, style, and design has its adherents, and where better to see it than buses, trams, and subways? 

The “Berlin Subway Creatures” Instagram account is dedicated to sharing the most interesting passengers on the city's public transport and not, unfortunately, found footage of actual underground creatures. So get comfortable as you look through, perhaps on your commute, and be sure to upvote your favorites. We also got in touch with the page's creator and admin to learn more.

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    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 okay this i s funny and leaves the passenger anonymous, so I upvote.

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    Bored Panda got in touch with the person behind “Berlin Subway Creatures” and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. First, we wanted to know what was the story behind the page’s creation. 

    “Like most of the time with these kind of things it started off pretty stupid. Basically, when I moved in 2015 I had a group chat with my friends from my hometown to keep in touch and I was occasionally sending them silly things from the subway in Berlin. I don't know if they got sick of the messages or whatnot but at some point, someone was like: "Why don't you make an Instagram and we will all follow it?"”

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    “At the time I didn't think it would "blow up" to 26k followers and I was rather lazy with the name and took over the Subwaycreatures (of the New York subway). I do use their hashtag in order to hopefully give them some traffic back in return though. Anyway, big shout out to the OG Subwaycreatures, but no, I'm not affiliated with them (I wish:-D),” they shared with Bored Panda.

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    Moos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this?

    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one asked them.... yet they found a way to tell everyone around them. Vegans seem to get upset about the "How can you tell a vegan?" trope, but sometimes it fits. (I expect many downvotes for merely speaking on vegans as I have only ever met one or two, even online, who weren't militantly hostile about it.)

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    Joshua Seaman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegan stuff aside, it's sad seeing people body-shaming in the comments as though that's okay.

    Stephen Sachs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went vegan years ago because I decided to live a cruelty free life to the extent that I'm able.

    Isabella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he know that the plants are not sentient?

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of us assume this for practical purposes though, meat eaters included. None of us avoid walking on grass because we think the grass will feel pain, but we will avoid stepping on a cat because we know it will feel pain.

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    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, plants ARE sentient. If you kill something in front of them, their electrical waves spike. They're aware. The study was fascinating.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they are more aware than we previously have thought.

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    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would argue that even plants are sentient in a way

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is just asking questions people probably ask him quitea few times.

    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plants are somewhat sentient. the fact they react to music and pain means something.

    Maebe Maeve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means what, exactly? That people shouldn't eat plants? So called "food animals" (cows, pigs, etc) eat a much, much higher number of plants than a human could so by eating meat, a person is eating the equivalent of far more plants than a person directly eating plants is.

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    Gary Geracci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plants may not be sentient as we are, BUT, They can communicate to others, distress and or injury so they are thinking,in a way!

    mindblank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a proud omnivore and really don't care. I think it's nice but don't want to stop eating meat

    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the end of the day guys, this chap saw a t-shirt online that he thought was amusing, bought it and wore it. I've seen it advertised online so it's not one he personally had made... Unless he designed it if course, so I could be wrong!

    Eddie Hiott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends call me "Tater Tot"!!

    Jerry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, they're always letting you know.

    BT
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    He needs to go on the "slimming down to finally see my penis again" diet. 😀

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    We also wanted to know what they thought was the main draw for people. “I think honestly that relatability is a big player here. Like, so many people use public transport every day and when you live in a city like Berlin, you KNOW how wild it can get. So we can really all relate to what is posted in one way or another I feel. Besides that, let's not forget Voyeurism. I think on social media we love to be observers and document things we see. The page is a fly on the wall I feel for what goes on in the Berlin subways.”

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    A pug with bananas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert “three spidermen pointing at each other meme”

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    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some water killed him. If it had been beer, though...

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    “The 26K followers is also ALL organic traffic, no bought followers, no promoted posts, etc. It took a while to get here and besides the page, I'm an event production Freelancer, so I also have my hands full. But I had some help from pages like the “bvg_weilwirdichlieben”, they even projected a post in U Friedrichstr. and “berlinclubmemes” so that also really helped boost followers.”

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    Tarsier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a group looking forward to the german CARNIVAL - very unusal for Berlin. Probably tourists ;)

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    Naturally, we were curious to hear what made the Berlin subway so special. “Well, if you live in Berlin, you know how crazy it can get! But on a "serious" note, I think Berlin is such a diverse city, you really can find every type of human here. For the good and for the worse. Now imagine a high concentration of different people all together in 1 vehicle. You literally see everything. From rats to people peeing to people raving to some funky outfits, the list goes on. On top of that, contrary to the New York/Parisian/London subway, you can enter the trains without a ticket. There are no "fare gates" (barriers limiting access to those who don't pay the fare), so really EVERYONE can enter.”

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    “I just want to give a big shoutout to all the people who have supported the page! Keep liking, and resharing, it always makes me smile to see people make their own captions. I haven't worked with any brands really, so if there are some nice brands out there that want to support, slide into my DM's! Because I have literally poured 8 years into this for free, and I have to make rent too!”

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis a still from a TikTok? Because it looks that dumb.

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    While “Berlin Subway Creatures” uses the very American term “subway,” Europeans might call this type of transportation a metro. Or, since the subjects of this list are from Berlin, it might be more proper to use the German term, U-Bahn. Since being opened in 1902, the Berlin U-Bahn runs trains to 175 stations across the city and its outskirts. 

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    So it’s little wonder that you can really find a full cross-section of the city's demographics strewn across metro seats. In 2019, the U-Bahn helped transport 596 million passengers, although that number has actually dropped since the COVID-19 lockdowns of 2020. With remote work still going strong, fewer people need to travel every day. 

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    Antony Aston
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a Steampunk. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dog gets anxious on public transport, and this is a way to calm them down :)

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think her outfit is kinda cute!

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    Since 2020, many of the trains in the Berlin U-Bahn are BVG Class IK models. With 72-80 seats and a capacity for over 200 people standing, you can practically see a cross-section of entire neighborhoods as you travel. Currently, this model services half of Berlin’s ten metro lines, with plans to expand it to others in the future.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 9 Euro Ticket was the best thing to happen in ages - I wish we could have kept it.

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    Lexekon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody really noticed that Bob had a new prosthetic head today...

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    While most people-watching content focuses on fashion or mocking the people pictured (think “the people of Walmart”), “Berlin Subway Creatures” avoids these specific lines by covering all sorts of people. In general, out of boredom or genuine interest, many of us enjoy people-watching.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! It was one time she wore that low-cut dress to the opera! One time!

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you are transporting your furniture by underground anyway, why not use it en route? Bath guy, this is not a suggestion.

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    After all, it can be a fun little game to try and see what stories you can concoct about random strangers, just based on their appearance and movement. But, if you have lived in a dense urban area long enough, you tend to already, in broad strokes, know the sort of people you will encounter in any given area.

    But on public transport, particularly a cross-city line, the sky's the limit. While the time of day does tend to determine what you might come across, it’s worth noting that in big cities, which Berlin absolutely qualifies as there are all sorts of happenings at every hour. As a result, the tedium of sitting on the subway for a few minutes a day can, instead, become a sort of people-watching lottery. 

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    Indeed, given the eccentricity of the outfits, one might be able to start theory-crafting not just details about the person’s life, but the event, party, or who knows what else they might be going to. Of course, there is a reasonable chance, given the realities of living in Berlin, that this is just the actual normal daywear of this particular person. 

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    AJay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mickey has done terrible things

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When delivery costs more than the item, you gotta get it home somehow

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea, i want to wear my wedding dress on a night out and get my moneys worth from it

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been me and my hubby in our younger days in Hamburg

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look says: "Get me outa here, hooman!"

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet no one is going to get cheeky with this security dude checking tickets

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here? Dude looks cute and the dress is adorable.

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is rocking that dress and doing far better in heels than I can. I'm kinda jealous.

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    MiriPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a reason to believe she would not pick it up instantly when someone approaches the seat.

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    Mrs.C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the inflatable boom box for me.

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    Vivian McBride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people choose dogs that look like them? Or is it that the owners begin to look like their dogs?

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    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cartoon Head has REALLY fell on hard times... : (

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has done it in Berlin, I can confirm 😁

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    zububonsai
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, nice (tube station "Mrs Female" Plaza) . A wordplay with the (actual) Hermanns-platz (which is a first name but spoken it sounds like "Herr Mann"= "Mr.Mister/Mr. Male" Plaza)

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    Mrs.C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would understand if you were trying to prevent wrinkles, but that train's already left the station.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also have been me - I used to blow bubbles on the U-bahn to calm my kids down if they were kicking off. Everyone seemed to enjoy it!

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    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are all the people now that had a big mouth about the bag on the seat earlier?

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    kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did he choose to be right in the middle though?

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    Mrs.C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems backwards. I 100% know I won't make it in Berlin. I'm doing pretty good in my pop. 800 town.

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    Leigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a light rail train. A drunk got on took off their clothes and when I hastily exited was doing a strip tease on the pole.

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    Alexandria Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of dogs giving side eye (criminally offensive side eye)

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    Lame Llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this post. These are things that happen in every big city.

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    AJay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: "I don't need therapy, I am a true German"

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there is a leak in the roof and it wasnt raining when she left in flip flops, happens in Ireland all the time

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    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not so bad, just kind of trendy

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    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a homeless person was trying to grab a quick bite and was booted off the premises by station security. Happens all the time unfortunately, moving the issue from one place to another without ever changing a damn thing for the better.

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