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I’m an illustrator and animator from the Netherlands and I love to make people laugh. That's why I decided to start drawing comics and turn my jokes into something visual.
My humor is a bit dark, absurd and often a play on words!
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#1
Vegetarian Diet
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#2
Future Message
Panda L❤️ve 7 years ago
Because he would then know what happened and avoid it which would make him not know and it happens... Hes gonna blow up time lol
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Phoebe The Great 7 years ago
I guess you could say warning your past self costs an ARM and a leg
Pi... 7 years ago
But that's not possible. Future him already has his left arm cut off. So present him would have grabbed at his right arm, cutting both arms off. But he still has his left arm. So...my head hurts.
Jos Herder 7 years ago
Present guys sticks his arm in the portal, and when the portal disappears his arm ends up in the future!
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Cut The Blue Wire
Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
I always wondered if color blind people see colors in different shades of gray and if you coukd actually be familiar with them. :p
Panda L❤️ve 7 years ago
https://nei.nih.gov/health/color_blindness/facts_about There are three main kinds of color blindness, based on photopigment defects in the three different kinds of cones that respond to blue, green, and red light. Red-green color blindness is the most common, followed by blue-yellow color blindness. A complete absence of color vision —total color blindness – is rare.
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#4
Butterfly
#5
Mushroom Cloud
#6
Big Rock Star
stellermatt 7 years ago
*does european guy from family guy voice* it's funny coz he's a star shaped rock
#7
Cloud Love
Trisha Dragon 7 years ago
And knowing is half the battle. The other half involves guns.
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#8
Punk Grenade
#9
Airplane Mode
#10
Duck
M O'Connell 7 years ago
"Heads-Up" Doesn't exactly mean lower your head, it's a request to enhance your situational awareness. If I dropped a hammer from a roof and yelled "heads-up" hopefully anyone in the hammers path would have enough time to dodge it. A hammer to the head hurts just as much regardless of whether or not you are hiding from it.
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#11
Rabbit
#12
A Fly
#14
Turn Into A Unicorn
#15
Disney Movies
#16
Pillbot
#17
Robot Parrot
Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
How come the human blew up instead? o.o Kind if funny I guess but yeah, comic logic. :p
Bored Birgit 7 years ago
Robot is smarter than human and does NOT repeat all he said.
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#18
Words
#20
Meatballs
#21
Microphone
#22
Microwave
Phil The Computer 7 years ago
Faarquad, far quad, faarquad on a quad, far farquaad on far quad, quad faarquads on quad far quads. F**k
it's ava the bus girl 7 years ago
There is another one that it ties in to
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#23
Warp Zone
#24
Squid Sushi
#26
Valentine
#27
Face Plant
#28
Spidermanman
#29
Batman
#30
Breakfast
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Phoebe The Great 7 years ago
I don't why there isn't more dark humor like this. This is pure gold!
Phoebe The Great 7 years ago
I don't why there isn't more dark humor like this. This is pure gold!
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