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Turns out, it's not just the mysterious, elusive G-spot men have a hard time locating on a woman's body.

Some of them are so oblivious, so misinformed about the female reproductive system, you can't help but wonder what they had been up to during their biology classes. Maybe reading the memoirs of an 80-year-old grumpy alien virgin? I don't know.

But there's even a subreddit dedicated to their ignorance. It's called r/BadWomensAnatomy. This online community, which already has 460,000 members, collects pictures of some of the dumbest things men have said about the clitoris, vagina, and pretty much every other body part you can think of.

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"Just how little men know about women's bodies is shocking," general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda. "A YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The results were actually abysmal. Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel said. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a woman and I personally can't stand the look of men with ripped abs, it's a complete turn off but that is MY personal taste. Doesn't mean everyone feels the same.

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Hannah Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend Dave thought a period was like a wee and we just weed it out and that was it, done until next month.

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Inga Viviane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call it my werewolf phase, its bloody, monthly and i like to murder idiots in this phase.

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MandaPanda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm game. It'd be more consistent than what I'm dealing with now.

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Reynard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a conversation with someone pushing full moon nonsense. Their rationale was that the moon affects the tides and that the human body is 75% water, therefore the moon affects the human body and even more so on a full moon. Then I said, "you realize that the whole moon is still there even if you don't see it, right? It's not as if a half moon has half the mass. It's just that it has half the sunlight reflecting off it than a full moon.

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Vicky Zar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't argue with such people. I did that once and they just said "the tide is there because of the moon!"

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A.J Milne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine that though, women get their period only for one day each month. That would be great.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, an educational textbook, such as "Everyman" or "Everywoman" by Dr Derek Llewellyn-Jones, an Emeritus Professor of Obstetrics and Gynaecology at Sydney University. Pandas - Google them if you've never heard of them. These are excellent textbooks for all to read and are still available.

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Night Owl
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm imagining all women in the world going to the stores at the same day to buy hygiene products

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all i thought when she said why on the full moon, was "they're f*****g were wolves george"

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Ella Greenman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow full moon period eh? mine actually is but my friends is in the middle of the month so it depends

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Hyde and Seek
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly the lack of resources for lycanthropes is ridiculous,ladies.

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Denise Morley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could be wrong but I think it actually was more of a thing when humans were more in tune with life’s natural rhythms, before artificial lights and electronic gadgets and whatnot.

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Jon S.
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In pre-industrial societies where villages are beholden to feast-famine cycles, it is known for women to sync up. I can imagine how this myth started, with people noticing that after a period of malnourishment followed by a seasonal feast (often tied to lunar cycles), suddenly every woman started their period at the same time, and then you could indeed predict future periods based on the lunar phase. Would have to ask an anthropologist if it would really go down like that though.

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DetongLhamo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve had men tell me all women get their periods on the full moon. If this were the case there would be more sperm samples stored away and a lot less men alive today.

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they were on their periods then wouldn't they have just killed this guy?

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Ruth Beaty
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta say, it might explain a few things. I could get pretty howly on mine, lol.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one would stand metamorphosis into angry monster twice-a-month...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, I usually do get my period around the time of the full moon.

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Gyro Pilot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, both roll on four-week cycles so maybe this is understandable

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CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember in 9th grade a guy in class asked the teacher that. At least he asked and didn’t go on in life thinking that lol

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is SO funny x) I'd have reply with a "yeah, and all that hair growing, and I just can't resist the urge to scream at the moon and eat people" until he gets it ^^

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Amy Pattie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can totally see how this might have started. This one is kind of cute.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lunatic got it’s name because women get their periods every 28 days, or every moon and the moon was also called Luna and when people have periods, they have mood swings and get emotional or angry all of a sudden, so people decided to call someone who was acting crazy a lunatic because it was associated with how women act on their periods and don’t get mad at me y’all females cuz I’m a girl too ok

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You'd be amazed... This little myth is even in literature... By female authors.

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Rosie Hamilton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or were they? Some pretended to be of the opposite sex in order to sell books (went both ways - Emma Blair is a fella for example). Which authors?

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To make that a top priority, Gorfinkel gives the following reasons: "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again someone gets angry while looking at a woman's ass or boobs

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps his girlfriends have told him that they don't like sex, just to avoid having to do it with him.

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Gorfinkel also pointed out that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. To understand this, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction.

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Truth be told, the same study we mentioned at the beginning of this text found that some women have problems navigating their body too. For example, 43% of them could not label the labia.

The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders got right was the clitoris, identified correctly by two-thirds of men and women (71% of women, 69% of men).

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"As well as asking Britons to identify body parts, we also surveyed women about their understanding of their own bodies," the researchers wrote. "We discovered a worrying lack of knowledge among women about how their genitalia works."

For instance, the vagina contains a large amount of bacteria, but the good kind which keeps the area healthy. Washing inside the vagina - even just with water - damages the natural balance of bacteria and is highly likely to lead to infections.

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Why Do Some Men Think They Have The Right To Explain Women's Bodies To A Woman?

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However, nearly half of the women (46%) they surveyed did not know that you shouldn't wash the inside of your vagina. A third (33%) thought it should be washed on a daily basis, and one in six (14%) said with water and soap, and one in five (19%) with water only. One in fifty (2%) think it should be washed with water after sex, rising to 7% of those aged from 18 to 24.

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Menstrual Pain Is A Myth!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman, I think pain from being kicked in the crownjewels is a myth

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Tampons=condoms

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ah so they chose to see a woman with blood running down her thigh while doing daily menial things, ruining every fabrics and objects within path. brave choice!

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"Wait, You Still Get Periods?"

"Wait, You Still Get Periods?"

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I Just.... I Just Can't

I Just.... I Just Can't

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a virgin and I use rocket huge tampons in the first two days because I bleed like a slaughtered cow.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we need proper biology/sex-ed lessons. Men need to learn about women parts and women need to learn about men parts.

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In Reference To A Post I Made About My Female Funkopops Always Falling Over Because Of Their Tiny Bodies

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You Get A Period! And You Get A Period!

You Get A Period! And You Get A Period!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was holding the hand of my wife when she gave birth to our two children, an experience I would recommend to all men

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She Just Got Pregnant By Herself, Like The Virgin Mary

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Just Push It All Out

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could just take out my uterus and squeeze it dry for one quick bleeding then put it back in...

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Literal Woman's Anatomy?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when someone gender swapped the Avengers poster to make a point... avengers-6...bc0537.jpg avengers-60336ffbc0537.jpg

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