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Chandler Bing says more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people do all day. Are all of them haha funny? No. But we still love the guy and would never question his sense of humor.

You could describe 'Bad Science Jokes' in pretty much the same words. This fun online project posts more corny puns and ridiculous photos than most meme pages, and it's exactly why we follow it — the content is so bad, it's actually good.

We at Bored Panda covered 'Bad Science Jokes' a few months ago, but during that time Melissa Miller, the woman running the show, has been keeping herself real busy so we just had to make an update!

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Tell Me About It In The Comments

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    Just like last time, we managed to get in touch with Melissa and she was kind enough to have a little chat with us about 'Bad Science Jokes.'

    When asked which subjects do her fans seem to be interested in the most, she told Bored Panda that "my followers really seem to like anything animal-themed. Another one that always excites is astronomy. Astronomy is one of my favorites to meme about, too. There's a lot more than 'Uranus is gassy' but that one never fails to get a laugh!"

    There's a somewhat common misconception that running a meme page is as simple as reposting the stuff you find on Reddit. While that might be true for some generic conceptless Trashtagram, 'Bad Science Jokes' is an entirely different case. There's a reason why it has hundreds of thousands of followers, and that's mindful content curation.

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    Clouds

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh my god cloudia did you see that loser's clothes today!? humans are so disgusting!"

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    I'm Feeling Jupiter-Ish Today

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    Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS WHY THEY CALL IT A "GAS" GIANT

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    We Have Any Doctors In The Comments?

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    S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more of a ducktor. Quack.

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    "I've been running 'Bad Science Jokes' for almost a decade now," Melissa said.

    "A few things I look for are popularity of the subject and meme template, asking if I laughed (I'm easily entertained so I better laugh at it!), and seeing if it's been over-posted or over-used. I try to not post the same stuff that every other science or meme page is posting. I like being the trailblazer of the science meme world."

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    "I have some groups around the web that I use to help find or create content," she explained. "My group 'Unappreciated Puns' on Facebook and 'BadScienceJokes: the Group', also on Facebook. There, people help me find great puns or even send me memes!"

    But sometimes the stars align and it can be as easy as seeing a picture and thinking to yourself, 'Yup, that'll do.'

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    I Love When Bots Write Things

    I Love When Bots Write Things

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    C. Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life" lmao - I'm using that when my time comes.

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    Find Some Time Today To Look At A Good View

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    Now that 'Bad Science Jokes' has become so successful, Melissa said that at the same time she feels both more and less pressure working on it.

    "I have literally been on a fancy dinner date and yelled, 'Wait, I didn't post on 'Bad Science Jokes' today!' I take it very seriously. Some days, like anyone, I get burnt out and will not post as frequently. I usually will allude to my followers what happened by captioning a post [something along the lines of], 'Be sure to take a break today!' or 'You're more than a selfie at a crazy angle.' We all get caught up in the online world and our online personas. We all need to make efforts to get out of the cycle, if for nothing more than our own sanity."

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    #12

    Tattoos Are Forever. skin Isn't

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    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they've future proofed it for their own lifetime by omitting the ice caps...

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    "'Bad Science Jokes' may just be a meme page but to me, it is so much more than that," Melissa added. "I have been able to start my own business (Digi-Buzz) through the help of 'Bad Science Jokes.' I have heard of people making friends by sending screenshots of my memes in group chats or in school. I heard of someone asking someone to prom with the 'Bad Science Jokes' book!"

    "I don't know if other meme pages can say the same, but I have been blessed with a community of people who really enjoy the content and want more. They have been able to bring 'Bad Science Jokes' into their lives even off their phones and computers. It has been an amazing ride, and I hope this ride continues for a long time."

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    Too Bad He Never Got A Thicc One...

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    Is It Spooky Season Yet?

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    Good Night, Friends. Try To Sleep Correctly

    Good Night, Friends. Try To Sleep Correctly

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no matter how much sleep I get, I'll always wake up tired

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    #17

    Crust

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    "My Baby Is An Astronaut And A Navy Seal And A.... " my Mom: My Daughter Runs A Meme Page That She Pretends Is A Big Deal

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my Mom: My Daughter Runs A Meme Page That She Pretends Is A Big Deal

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    Supernatural
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this guys wiki page....he never had it easy either...some story..hats off sir!

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    #19

    You Got This You Funky Duck

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    This Eel Is Bananas. B A N A...

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it's not like birds. Birders have this habit of naming birds anything other than what they look like. People: see bird with red head and triangular beak.Normal person: "Let's call it the red-headed finch." Birder: "Let's call it the lesser pied brown-backed finch".

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    Same

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to all of this except for the fact that i'm bad in theory and even worse in real life

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    #22

    Hoooo Is That?

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    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading, he's probably going to Hooters for a beer and some wings.

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    #23

    Lol Harry Goes To Hogwarts

    Lol Harry Goes To Hogwarts

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    Me-Wow

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    Stefan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be wrong, but I believe that sound doesn't multiply this way. Loud sounds add on a logarithmic scale. If the level of noise is doubled, only 3 dB is added.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the wiggles found this out long before everybody else did

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be such a geek, but in 2020 there was around 62,000 registered vessels in the world trading fleet, which represents around 2 billion tons. A 1mm rise in sea level requires 10-power of 12 per km squared. So the effect of taking every ship out of the water would be irrelevant. HOWEVER- global shipping accounts for around 940 million tons of C02 annually, which represents around 2.5% of global C02 emissions. Shipping also contributes to climate change through emissions of clack carbon from burning fuel oil. To put that in perspective- shipping accounts for more C02 and carbon pollution than global aviation...

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then you eventually form an emotional connection with the people in those hallucinations and cry when they're killed off

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad but true. I'll start. Triceratops, hands down.

    Gelato Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brontosaurus bitch, ain't nothing getting between me and long boi

    Otter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, "Ask Pandas" asked everyone about their fave dinosaurs, a week or two ago. Mine was the cassowary.

    albernistuff 4sale
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smert-ers!.... They Live! just about as mean as a velociraptor likely was.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although nobody asked, Godzilla!

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    I like to skip through Tiktok lives, asking people their favourite dinosaur, and the joy that one question brings some people is so infectious

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    This concept came up in a thread about being an adult recently. Someone posted about their new favourite dinosaur, the Nigersaurus, and as soon as I looked it up it became mine too. It's the mesozoic cow, a derpasaurus with hundreds of teeth for chomping on grass (or equivalent) and it's like my old favourite, the brontasaurus, but not much taller than a human. It's the best dinosaur I've seen so far.

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    It's definitely Spike!

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    Aww, that's so sad😟 Not to worry, I've taken up the slack for you. I'm 76 and still love dinosaurs! Current favorite..stegosaurus (but I'm fickle)

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    I Love These Memes

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    It takes you five whole minutes? Slacker!

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    Yes. I Know This Is An Old Joke.no I Do Not Care

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    Um. Nevermind. Here. Take Your Money

    Um. Nevermind. Here. Take Your Money

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    I'm 26 And This Is True

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    Interesting

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    Or, you have a suspicious charge of $1,499.99 on your Amazon account. Please call us immediately and provide your bank number and all your personal info so we can resolve this.

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    That's what Marvin would answer... If it was human.

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    I'm Onto You.also You Neil Armstrong. Aka A. Lien

    I'm Onto You.also You Neil Armstrong. Aka A. Lien

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    Take It.i Don't Want It Anymore

    Take It.i Don't Want It Anymore

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    Can't be nervous if you remove your nervous system.

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    You May Now Bug The Bride

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    I Can't Get A Good Picture On A Cell Phone Because I'm Ugly But Real Recognizes Real

    I Can't Get A Good Picture On A Cell Phone Because I'm Ugly But Real Recognizes Real

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    Can You Believe It's Not 2020? It's Literally Almost A Year Past It

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    #51

    Send The Goods

    Send The Goods

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    I give this a hundred upvotes b/c someone knew what it was.

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    Maybe I Am A Rat

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    Oopsydaisy
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    Clearly we give our rats cocaine before taking them to a jazz club. It would be cruel otherwise.

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    The Cardinal Knows My Secrets

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    "Anatidaephobia is the irrational fear that somewhere, a duck or goose is watching you."

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    Off Topic But I'd Love To Hear Stories Of Weird Sh*t You Did Or Someone Else Did To You That You Can Never Forget

    Off Topic But I'd Love To Hear Stories Of Weird Sh*t You Did Or Someone Else Did To You That You Can Never Forget

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly certain I'm a star feature in many a nightmare.

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    #55

    Only One Has Cocomelon

    Only One Has Cocomelon

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide them (tablets) in a cave and see what happens in the future!

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    #56

    Rip Norm

    Rip Norm

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    Catherine Graffham
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my body donated to science, but specifically to a body farm. It’s where they study decomposition and can help with forensics and archaeology

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    #58

    That Human Is Set To Vibrate

    That Human Is Set To Vibrate

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    humans: wow I'm bored humans: listens to vibrating air

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    #59

    I'm Going To Bed At 8pm Because My Patience Is On Negative Right Now And I'm Running On Fumes

    I'm Going To Bed At 8pm Because My Patience Is On Negative Right Now And I'm Running On Fumes

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    #60

    Fake It Till You Make It

    Fake It Till You Make It

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    “Well here’s the problem, you’re never going to get 4K through a 1990’s AV cable, you need HDMI for that.”

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    #61

    What Was The Funniest Thing You Saw On The Walls Of Your School?ill Start. #birdville High Had A Sign At The Water Fountains In 2013 That Said "#thirsty?" Which Did Not Mean What The Student Council Thought It Meant. Lol

    What Was The Funniest Thing You Saw On The Walls Of Your School?ill Start. #birdville High Had A Sign At The Water Fountains In 2013 That Said "#thirsty?" Which Did Not Mean What The Student Council Thought It Meant. Lol

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    #65

    Brains

    Brains

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A biology exam from Trump would be: "How come I have big hands but a small mushroom? "

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    #66

    The Metric System Has Failed Us

    The Metric System Has Failed Us

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh I never knew that, I just thought they'd let the whale join in

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    #67

    With Or Without The Internet, Cat Memes Will Live On #facebookdown

    With Or Without The Internet, Cat Memes Will Live On #facebookdown

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    #68

    Never Let Anyone Make Your Dreams Into A Joke. Unless They Want To Be A Comedian And You're Cool With It I Guess

    Never Let Anyone Make Your Dreams Into A Joke. Unless They Want To Be A Comedian And You're Cool With It I Guess

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    Yum

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    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come I feel I'm not doing it right

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    #70

    Early Birds

    Early Birds

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    Dave van Es
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That may be correct, but the second mouse will get the cheese

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    #71

    Can't Believe It

    Can't Believe It

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    #72

    It's Electrifying To Meet You

    It's Electrifying To Meet You

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    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when they see the sparkles in your eyes

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    #73

    Lol It's The Butt Planet

    Lol It's The Butt Planet

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    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We wish you much success and happiness in your career at Taco Bell." ~ The Harvard Admissions Dept.

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    #74

    I'm Waiting

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    #75

    Don't Believe You're A Weed. You Are A Cornstalk. You Can Do Great, And Corny, Things

    Don't Believe You're A Weed. You Are A Cornstalk. You Can Do Great, And Corny, Things

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    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year I got a random cornstalk in my gutter. I live inside city limits, so IDK how the heck it got there. I halfway hated taking it down, after its incredible journey and effort to grow.

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    #76

    A Handful Of Memes For Your Viewing Pleasure

    A Handful Of Memes For Your Viewing Pleasure

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    #77

    I'm. Gonna Go Right On This

    I'm. Gonna Go Right On This

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    Elise Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    covering up a bad comment... rant about your day here :)

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    #78

    One? Or Two? one..... Or Two?

    One? Or Two?
one..... Or Two?

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    #79

    Joke

    Joke

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah, me and my 1/3 mosquito wives.

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    #80

    Relatively Speaking

    Relatively Speaking

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    Losferatu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When matter becomes more dense suddenly

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    #81

    Neigh Way Jose

    Neigh Way Jose

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    #82

    Well Even When We Meet Again It Will Still Be Divisible But Yah

    Well Even When We Meet Again It Will Still Be Divisible But Yah

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to check. I am highly offended that this is correct.

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    #83

    Well I Do

    Well I Do

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    #84

    I Promise I Won't Hand You Over To The Government For Scientific Experiments

    I Promise I Won't Hand You Over To The Government For Scientific Experiments

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case don't trust that 6 year old doggo!

    #85

    Brothers

    Brothers

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my dreams are any indication, he is having a way more exciting/adventurous life than I do. An he lives in a bigger apartment too!

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    #86

    I Will Chloro-Fill This Office With Positive Energy That You And Your Team Will Appreciate

    I Will Chloro-Fill This Office With Positive Energy That You And Your Team Will Appreciate

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    Samantha Power
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember once going for an interview, the boss didn't bother asking questions (he had read my CV) and told me to come in next day for my Uniform. There once were times like that.

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    #87

    With This In Mind I'd Still Suggest You Donate Blood If You Can

    With This In Mind I'd Still Suggest You Donate Blood If You Can

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    #88

    Smort

    Smort

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old paracetamol here, don't think anyone refers to it as a specific brand, I'm struggling to even think of a brand name. I usually just buy the 30p packets of the shops own one since they're all the same

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    #89

    A Scheme To Promote His Book

    A Scheme To Promote His Book

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    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    74.6 meters/day(245 feet). Because I know you wanted to know.

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    #90

    Sad

    Sad

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    #91

    My Pupils

    My Pupils

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    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Optometrists are using fricking LASERS to check eyes, now.

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    #92

    I Know You Don't Want To But Use Free Time On The Weekends To Prepare For The Week Ahead

    I Know You Don't Want To But Use Free Time On The Weekends To Prepare For The Week Ahead

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    #93

    Place Your Bets

    Place Your Bets

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    Maarten Sneep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd probalby hold it the right way around.

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    #94

    2+2 Does Equal 4. interesting

    2+2 Does Equal 4.
interesting

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    #95

    Please Don't Do This - Have To Specify Since Ig And Fb Say I'm Being H@rmful If I Don't. So Just Don't. K Thanks

    Please Don't Do This - Have To Specify Since Ig And Fb Say I'm Being H@rmful If I Don't. So Just Don't. K Thanks

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this for science class: show the kids how HCL and NaOH are vicious. Mix in 1:1 ratio. Drink.

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    #96

    Everything Slid At University...

    Everything Slid At University...

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    #97

    Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down

    Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down

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