Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

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Giovanna
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1 month ago

Come on this is ironic

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General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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1 month ago

It went from impossibly bad to even worse.

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Friday
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1 month ago

Wow, what a concept! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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Helen Haley
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1 month ago

The stupid. It burns.

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Helen Haley
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1 month ago

At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Mandy Renn
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1 month ago

I'd like to see the stats on babies with Alzheimer's.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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1 month ago

It is such a pity because it is a technically very accomplished tattoo.

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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I I
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1 month ago

really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

Henny Hana
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1 month ago

Sadly, they are🤷

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Dizzy Falcon
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1 month ago

Then why the hell do women have them? WHAT IS THAT LIQUID FOR? WE DIDNT HAVE FORMULA IN FRIGGIN 5000 BC

Bacony Cakes
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1 month ago

Really? *depressed nestlé sounds*

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Mooncat83
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1 month ago

So...aren't they still fluids if they're coming from a cow/goat/rhinoceros/unicorn?

Eric Law
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1 month ago

Well, the "idiots everywhere" part is clearly true.

Xylle Flora
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1 month ago

"Milk comes from cows, not like nearly every mammal produces milk to feed their young"

Johanna
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1 month ago

This makes me cry. How stupid can one be?

Hollysmom
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1 month ago

Don't ask. Seriously

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Lilly Hamuli
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1 month ago

I just...

Esther (she/her)
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1 month ago

yes, idiots everywhere - including you

Christopher Walkies
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1 month ago

'You can milk anything with nipples' 'I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?' - Meet The Parents

Alisa Wei
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1 month ago

this has to be fake otherwise why would they coincidently be this dumb AND use almonds as an example

Something
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1 month ago

This person probably drinks cow pee. (He obviously doesn't think bodily fluids from cows count as bodily fluids.)

Monika Rhodes
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1 month ago

Someone missed basic biology lessons..

not your average weirdo
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1 month ago

guess where milk comes out of the cow? that's right, their bodies.

Robert T
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1 month ago

Sheep's milk? Goat's milk? Cat milk? Any kind of mammal's milk? LOL

pusheen buttercup
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1 month ago

Many animals produce milk, humans are one of them. Milk is also a bodily fluid. All of that aside this is specifically what breasts are for.

denzoren
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1 month ago

The idiots aren't everywhere...they're right there.

June
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1 month ago

I would like to ask this person how she thinks milk comes out cows, and what they thinks it is.

GalaxyGriffin
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1 month ago

"Idiots everywhere." And you're one of them.

Holes2Heaven
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1 month ago

The level of stupidity here is alarming

Rose the Cook
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1 month ago

How did people mange thousands of years ago?

Robert Robi Z
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2 weeks ago

So coconut is a cow, it produces milk. Right? Right?

Me
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1 month ago

I'm going to assume the OP was joking. With the "idiots everywhere" being the punchline.

Derek Dufrane
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1 month ago

Milk is milk

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
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1 month ago

But- almonds do make milk-

Anita Pickle
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1 month ago

I guess they would rather drink the cows body fluid...?

Brandy Grote
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1 month ago

Well, babies are made by swapping body fluids, so....

Philly Bob Squires
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1 month ago (edited)

Cow Pee?? LOL They're against killing cows for beef too because you can just go to the store and buy it so...

David
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1 month ago

Let's institute an "Ignorance Tax." Just complete a form at the end of the year and the worse you do, the more taxes you pay. National Debt, solved!

Connie Bonneville
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1 month ago

Oh god.

Lyn Moffett
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1 month ago

Words fail me right now

Notorious DBT
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1 month ago

As a lactation consultant I have to agree. People and animals have been manufacturing synthetic human milk using cow milk for millions of years. Wait until this person learns that milk is made from blood.

Veronica Sjöberg
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1 month ago

This is so stupid i can't even begin to understand the "logic" behind it... or yeah. I do. Womens breasts are so crazy sexualized that even the thought that they have a purpose that isnt linked to sex makes some people say insane things like this.

Jo Firth
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1 month ago

Well they're right about idiots being everywhere ...

Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
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1 month ago

Oh the great knowledge available in nothingness.

Terry Tobias
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1 month ago

I didn't know that "milk" was a classy name.

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
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1 month ago

*sigh*😞😞😞😞😞

Dark Pearl
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1 month ago

MOO

Justin Patel
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1 month ago

Omg I guess my wife is a cow then!

Paul Aguilera
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1 month ago

Idiots everywhere, i agree! this person must be surrounded by mirrors ; ]

birdy4life
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1 month ago

lol so from cows body fluids it is okay?

Hannah Edwards
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1 month ago

Yes……..idiots everywhere…

Mazer
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1 month ago

Leader of the pack

chrissy goodman
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1 month ago

what about monkeys apes and every other mammal in the world r they supposed to use formula too?

Donna Rakowiecki
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1 month ago

No just you your the idiot

KimTx
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1 month ago

"Milk" is a classy name?

bxttery_bxby
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1 month ago

Actually, breast feeding tends to be better for the baby.

john hartley
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1 month ago

all the goats reading this are like Waaaaahhh????

Lara Verne
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1 month ago

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Candace Alagappan
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1 month ago

LIKE, EVERYWHERE. INLUDING WHEREVER YOU LIVE!

Callum McLeod
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1 month ago

but- but- but-... never mind.

Callum McLeod
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1 month ago

milk comes from every mammal, including humans. In fact, the word, "mammalia" (which is the derivative of mammal), means "of the breast".

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Penny Kemper
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1 month ago

I hope it's just a troll, because how can anybody be this dumb?

Vonnie Stewart
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1 month ago

people like this get to vote.

Elizabeth Molloy
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1 month ago

Jesus f*****g Christ!

Cold Contagious
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1 month ago

Just face the mirror, glimpse idiot.

Carson Casper
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1 month ago

Dear god...

Jean Shultz
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1 month ago

I just don't understand why the names keep getting blacked out....it's not like we are going to hunt them down and ridicule them :)

Jaehyun brides
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1 month ago

Yg lain pas bayi minum ASI dia dikasi minum whiskey duh

Brian Bennett
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1 month ago

By the sounds of you , you can't be real every female mammal which is what we are produces milk what do you think baby cows drink. Please sober up!

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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1 month ago

Milk comes from female mammals. Ever heard of goat milk?

RoseTheMad
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1 month ago

so... milk from cows isn't a cows bodily fluid?

SlartyBlartFast
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1 month ago

Ah, the things folks these days would say for clout...

Shannon Matthews
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1 month ago

Well at least the "idiots everywhere" part is correct.

Shoddy
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1 month ago

Yes. Idiots everywhere. Here is one of them.

Pepper Pots
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1 month ago

What!? I really cant believe this one

Marianne
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1 month ago

Who is going to tell them? :D

Loretta
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1 month ago

I really would like to know, what this person thinks people fed their children before readily available formulas...

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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Oh, these shaking uteruses ...

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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mulk
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1 month ago

Run Forest, RUN!

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I I
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1 month ago

what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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qwerty
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1 month ago

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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Helen Haley
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1 month ago

I fear for the state of education.

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qwerty
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I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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Chris Wade
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1 month ago

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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JB Darré
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1 month ago

He had a life!

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Helen Haley
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1 month ago

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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qwerty
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1 month ago

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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qwerty
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1 month ago

WTF?? I sincerely hope that she has never dated anyone.

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Sonya Jersey
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1 month ago

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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1 month ago

I'm sure Flavius Petrus knows from experience ...

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mulk
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1 month ago

Bigotery level: criminal

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Eslamala
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1 month ago

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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tiari
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Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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Helen Haley
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1 month ago

The transformed wife is an internet cancer.

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Monday
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1 month ago

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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Anyone-for-tea?
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1 month ago

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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I I
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1 month ago

yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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earringnut
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1 month ago

Okay this is clearly a joke.

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mulk
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1 month ago

Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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Helen Haley
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1 month ago

I hope his business folds, or he's fired.

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Apachebathmat
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1 month ago

Kidneys? Nah bruh, don’t need them

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earringnut
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1 month ago

It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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Sofie
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1 month ago

I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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earringnut
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1 month ago

So we're talk'n 107%

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