This Twitter Account Shares 35 Of The Worst And Funniest Kitchen Fails (New Pics)

tbh I also read 'heal thy burgers' at first

Oh hell, I read it as Heal Thy Burgers first time reading it.

It sounds like a quote from a Shakespearean play.

MOST DEFINITELY Heal Thy Burgers! :D

Is "Heal Thy Burger a euphemism? 😆

You know what they say...if it looks like a duck....it's a tomato.

I'll bet my first born son that they brought a duck chocolate mould and attached it to the tomato plant. It's too good to be random.

this is beautiful!

Sweet.

It's pretty adorable

I hope that mustard is extra hot and spicy.

This is gonna be good >:)

Those are Berliner

I have to say, once in a while I like a mustard Berliner (jelly doughnut). I was really surprised, when I tried them the first time at New Year’s Eve.

I'd still eat it.

Anyone who dares to eat this masterpiece will be promptly yeeted out of a window

This person is hella talented!

Fun story. Once ate at a restaurant where I got something like this but cut from a carrot on mij plate. The carrot was sprouting. Looks like they just reused it time after time, because, well, nobody eats it.

i would put it an aquarium and see other fishes response

awesome work, too bad it won't last long (it will dry up fairly quickly).

But these are crisps in Britain

I watched a YouTube video of English school Boys trying American snacks and they all seemed to like the goldfish.

i love this

I don't consider this a fail. I'd eat this.

Lol,

Anything can be a glazed donut if you’re brave enough

Glazed dangernoodles?

Was about to say creative donuts! lol

Danger donuts!

That is hiss-terical!!!! 🐍 🍩 😄

they are practically asking for it. should know we can't resist

Go for the 3 pointer

Do an alleyoop!

The intrusive thoughts

I suppose as long as you buy the melon

From whence does one acquire a Calcifer spatula?

If Calcifer and Thomas the Tank had a baby