49 Unhinged Chats People Had On Dating Apps That Might Convince You To Stay Single

Is this Elon Musk?

Reminds me of a speed date session I attended once. One of the guys was looking for a potential wife and literally had a list of questions and requirements for all women (including very good cooking, cleaning etc.). One of them was "Why should I pick you?" - oh, but you shouldn't pick me, all mighty king, I'm unworthy 🤣

Bullet dodged, lol

Potential candidates... Yeah that's a surefire way to stay shagless mate

I had a friend who's boyfriend had a gigantic ding dong. She hated having s*x, saying it made her cry because of the pain. A big ding dong does not mean good s*x.

If a man has an unusually large member, it is often difficult for him to maintain an erection, because so much blood is needed.

Gross

big d**k dont mean nothing if you dont how to use ir

eww no.

So...no one going to comment that it's probably a sextortion thing?

Couldn't you just get a fake ruler?

There's a way to check your likes? And there are people out there who actually care?

Is that some kind of p**n requirement?

So she does care

Guy discovers women eat, is left shocked by the realization.

Just wait till he finds out women poōp

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Gross. You expect women to go on a date with you after you tell them this?

I was never that woman who only ordered salads (unless I really wanted The Cobb salad at Red Robin). Yeah, I'll eat a double cheeseburger in front of you and not think twice. Eating well is one of life's simple pleasures.

When did height for men become such a weird issue??

The tall one could use the short one as an end table. I've seen stranger though.

Either she's desperate for average-height kids or likes standing while... well,...

I don't get it. Height is not something you can control and is not an indicator of any type of personality. Girls need to get a clue.

I can think of one reason she might want to date a taller man - means less chance of a crick in the neck.

that was so unnecessary to mention...

Screens out a lot of non compatibles

Gives insecure loser vibes

Like men don't do the exact same thing.

For some reason those incels have the audacity to speak for all men. I guess they are so insecure that they need to remind themselves that they are male in every dumb sentence they utter.

Hold on, boobies. BP is NOT censoring that word in comments.