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SpiderWoman13

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Pandas are my favorite animal, possibly because they're a gorgeous harmony of opposites, like me. ID Goddess, Author, Poet.

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SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

This "Nepo-Baby" brought drinking water to the entire town of Flint AT HIS EXPENSE.

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

This is exactly right, Sarah. People here have no idea of how far some people will go to invade the privacy of Celebrities --and with a baby involved? No question it was the best solution all around. This is not being "out of touch"; this is consequence of massive fame.

SpiderWoman13 • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

This "Nepo-Baby" brought drinking water to the entire town of Flint AT HIS EXPENSE.

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

No it doesn't. There is simply no way a person can rent an entire ward in an NHS hospital. Clinical requirements supersede all other considerations except severe threats to safety or security.

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

It was probably a privacy issue. They likely knew journalists would try every trick in the book to sneak in and get any photo

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

At and T cut my services during the holidays, even though I was paid up, took 9 days to get everything fixed. They then stated they would give me a 10 dollar refund, when I complained it was not enough, they actually lowered it! Cancelled right there on the spot and will never reutrn.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I rented a car from Enterprise. The deal was $19 a day, plus mileage. I drove 16 miles a day (to and from work) and only had the car 3 days. My bill came to $231. I complained about this, and while they didn't actually say "Too bad", that was the gist of their response to me, and they showed some serious attitude while talking to me. I paid the bill, and will never return. I also badmouth them every time their name comes up, as it just did.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

A very powerful book.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

regrettably, this is more prevalent than one would expect. Time to avoid - and tell others !

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

Tell everyone. It's amazing how much that works :-)

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I refuse, unless there is no alternative, to use Shell(apartheid). My brother in law will not use BP(due to their malfeasance).

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I once tried to donate furniture in very good condition that my children had outgrown. A truck came to collect it and the men complained that they didn't take "cheap pine stuff." A local church gladly accepted it for a needy parishioner.

“What’s The Most Unexpected Way Someone You Know Became Wealthy?” (65 Answers)

A little off the subject, but I recently read that one of the writers for "South Park" (Toby Morton) had seen changes going on at the Kennedy center in Washington, DC and bought the domain names "TrumpKennedyCenter.com" and "TrumpKennedyCenter.org" back in August. I can't stop laughing about it. I can't wait to see what they end up doing with it.

IMustProfessImJess reply

The Dairy Queen by my house. The employee very quickly hit the "add tip" button while I swiped to give herself a 20% tip. It was only about $2 but still - that's stealing!

Substantial-Stars reply

Wal-Mart. Haven’t shopped at one in 20 years after reading “Nickel and Dimed” by Barbara Ehrenreich in 2004.

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

Why were you downvoted for this response? It's perfectly lovely. I like horseriding too; horses are the most sensitive, loving creatures.

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SpiderWoman13 • commented on a post 1 week ago

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

Why were you downvoted for this response? It's perfectly lovely. I like horseriding too; horses are the most sensitive, loving creatures.

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

Riding is wonderful, with the right horse. I loved my horses for themselves, and actually spent more time just being with them than actually riding them. I miss my horses, R.I.P. Princess and Chief.

farfetched22 reply

Riding horses.

If you're just doing it for the novelty, at least make sure you're with someone who REALLY knows what they're doing and takes care of them. And that you're not too heavy for the horse. Body positivity is not relevant at the expense of the well being of a horse's back.

And just because you've never ridden a horse doesn't mean you're missing out. They by and far most likely do not want you to ride them. If you don't see them as living beings that are more than something to use for one experience and some Instagram photos, pease find another toy to play with.

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

Riding is wonderful, with the right horse. I loved my horses for themselves, and actually spent more time just being with them than actually riding them. I miss my horses, R.I.P. Princess and Chief.

farfetched22 reply

Top 10 Most Beautiful Celebrities In The World Based On The Golden Ratio

Somehow, he's misapplying that "Golden Ratio" principle. Because beauty is not just about features -- it's about presence, skin smoothness and coloring, vibrancy, silhouette, gracefulness etc. I truly adore Charlize Theron -- she's utterly gorgeous as well as cool; and if we're talking great beauties? Then Beyonce is #1. Having been called 'Dangerously Beautiful' myself, I think everyone has something beautiful about them.

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SpiderWoman13 • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Top 10 Most Beautiful Celebrities In The World Based On The Golden Ratio

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Top 10 Most Beautiful Celebrities In The World Based On The Golden Ratio

Apatheist Account2: I remember the South African football world cup. The camera panned the crowd and the commentator said "Oh who's WAG is that?" No you jerk, that is the Oscar winning, stunningly beautiful, Charlize Theron.

Top 10 Most Beautiful Celebrities In The World Based On The Golden Ratio

Utter nonsense. It's so subjective, and there are way more attractive women - Charlize Theron springs to mind.

SpiderWoman13 • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Brobdingnagian got me flustered, bamboozled, flummoxed -- and discombobulated...25/26

Bride Walks Out Of Her Wedding After Groom Reveals His True Reason For Marrying Her

Somehow this story reads "fake" to me. Why the doubt? Everything seems unbelievable. So he's had an affair all this time, and all you feel is ..complete peace and gratitude during the wedding? Not an inkling? He has that type of conversation conveniently right outside your door? Then his phone (which his affair partner texts and calls him on) he leaves where you can find it? Let's just say the story is (Goddess Forbid) all true; you're DOUBTING yourself???? You're not grateful that the angels aligned everything so you found out all this BEFORE you had kids? BEFORE you spent one more day in this marriage? This whole tellng screams HINKY to me.

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Brobdingnagian got me flustered, bamboozled, flummoxed -- and discombobulated...25/26

Bride Walks Out Of Her Wedding After Groom Reveals His True Reason For Marrying Her

“Turning Back Time”: 50 Incredible Transformations From People Who Went Under The Knife To Change How They Look

Looks 10 years younger!

“Turning Back Time”: 50 Incredible Transformations From People Who Went Under The Knife To Change How They Look

Frankly, he looked better BEFORE...

45 Posts That Will Make You Say “Wait… What?”, And Then Laugh Out Loud

Apparently 911 houses chaos agents...

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SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 11 items 1 month ago

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Brobdingnagian got me flustered, bamboozled, flummoxed -- and discombobulated...25/26

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Me too. I honestly forgot I'd ever seen the word before and thought they'd thrown in a specious option.

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Brobdingnagian got me flustered, bamboozled, flummoxed -- and discombobulated...25/26

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Me too. I honestly forgot I'd ever seen the word before and thought they'd thrown in a specious option.

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Dammit, got caught out by "Brobdingnagian". Maybe its a sign that I should go back and re-read Gullivers' Travels again.

Bride Walks Out Of Her Wedding After Groom Reveals His True Reason For Marrying Her

“Turning Back Time”: 50 Incredible Transformations From People Who Went Under The Knife To Change How They Look

Looks 10 years younger!

“Turning Back Time”: 50 Incredible Transformations From People Who Went Under The Knife To Change How They Look

Frankly, he looked better BEFORE...

Women Online Roast Men Who Say They Prefer The “No Makeup Look,” Here Are The 51 Best Posts

Erm is there such a thing ??🤔🤔

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SpiderWoman13 • submitted a new post 7 months ago

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Here Are Book Covers That I Used To Illustrate My Stories

SpiderWoman13 • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Come Across Something Resembling A Face And Taken A Pic? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Crazy That You've Learned About Your Ancestors?

SpiderWoman13 • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, How To Forget A Bad Past And Start A New Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

SpiderWoman13 • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us The View From Your Window (Closed)

SpiderWoman13 • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

This "Nepo-Baby" brought drinking water to the entire town of Flint AT HIS EXPENSE.

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

SpiderWoman13 • commented on a post 1 week ago

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

Why were you downvoted for this response? It's perfectly lovely. I like horseriding too; horses are the most sensitive, loving creatures.

SpiderWoman13 • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Top 10 Most Beautiful Celebrities In The World Based On The Golden Ratio

SpiderWoman13 • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Brobdingnagian got me flustered, bamboozled, flummoxed -- and discombobulated...25/26

Bride Walks Out Of Her Wedding After Groom Reveals His True Reason For Marrying Her

“Turning Back Time”: 50 Incredible Transformations From People Who Went Under The Knife To Change How They Look

Looks 10 years younger!

“Turning Back Time”: 50 Incredible Transformations From People Who Went Under The Knife To Change How They Look

Frankly, he looked better BEFORE...

45 Posts That Will Make You Say “Wait… What?”, And Then Laugh Out Loud

Apparently 911 houses chaos agents...

“His Mother Is Insufferable”: 50 Things People Keep Secret From Their Partners For Their Own Good

The dream helps you deal with the deep-seated fear that you're afraid to face. What's scary is that when it's horrendous you don't understand why it's in your subconscious at all. But I've had enough wild dreams when very sick with a high fever to know that there are some very, very dark things in our subconscious...

“His Mother Is Insufferable”: 50 Things People Keep Secret From Their Partners For Their Own Good

Agreed. It's better if it doesn't work in your head but just feels right, vs. logically lining up but it feels wrong. As a survivor of childhood A B U S E, something I treasure about my husband is that he is the first HUMAN BEING (besides my son and daughter) that my nervous system feels it's safe enough to fall asleep next to. FIRST and only. Twin Flames/Soulmates: We feel good together; look good together, are insanely compatible in the best ways and yet -- come from totally different backgrounds, cultures and countries.

50 Funny Posts To See Instead Of Doing Literally Anything Else

UPVOTE! No shame in your game...

SpiderWoman13 • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

A duo of does making a duet...

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

"By the light of the silvery moon; I want to spoon..".

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

"Private party, Stephanie! ...Now I don't wanna be rude, but ---not sharing!

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

"We need to talk..."

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

The only camera-shy flying deer's Rudolph....

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

"StabStabstabstabstab..." That'll teach you!

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

"Bartender, WOOD you pour me another?"

50 Times Trail Cameras Captured What Animals Get Up To When Nobody Is Looking

"Run along, nothing to see here!"

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

This "Nepo-Baby" brought drinking water to the entire town of Flint AT HIS EXPENSE.

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

No it doesn't. There is simply no way a person can rent an entire ward in an NHS hospital. Clinical requirements supersede all other considerations except severe threats to safety or security.

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

It was probably a privacy issue. They likely knew journalists would try every trick in the book to sneak in and get any photo

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 13 items 1 week ago

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

regrettably, this is more prevalent than one would expect. Time to avoid - and tell others !

IMustProfessImJess reply

The Dairy Queen by my house. The employee very quickly hit the "add tip" button while I swiped to give herself a 20% tip. It was only about $2 but still - that's stealing!