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Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing A Guest Did In Your House?
My uncle, who is a notorious bungler, I mean there is nothing he can't get wrong, came to our house for Sunday lunch. He walked in and took a huge two-fingered scoop out of a freshly made trifle. Except it wasn't our house. And he scared the wotsits out of the poor old couple that do live there. They thought he was a madman. I mean it was a bit of a scene.Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing A Guest Did In Your House?
my brother contacted me and told me that he had been ill and unable to work so he had lost his job. that meant he didn't have anywhere to stay. i discussed it with my then husband and we agreed that he could stay with us as we had an extra room. this was a big thing for me as my brother had been a total a*s hat in the past and the fact that his own daughter didn't want anything to do with him spoke volumns. but, in my mind he was still a human being first and my brother second. so, in he moves. things happened and after about two months i ended up giving him $500 and told him to leave. he had managed to put cigarette burns in the new carpet of the room he used. not just one or two - it looked like the coat of a dalmation. he complained about the food we cooked (we ate a lot of different kinds of cuisines). i had three dogs- a doberman, a boxer, and a border collie. they were all very good dogs though i admit the boxer wasn't too thrilled with him (something that i paid attention to) but the dobie basically ignored him. then one day he told me that if the doberman ever came after him he would kill her. i told him the day he laid a finger on her would be his last day above ground. and that kind of did it for me. after he left my son, who was in high school at the time. told me that he had been bugging him to have him find someone to sell him some weed. btw, i was law enforcement at the time. he traveled to my mom and told her that i had kicked him out of the house in the middle of the night. once she called i spilled the beans on his behavior. he stayed with her for a very short time until he got his own place. then one day my mom calls to tell me that he had been diagnosed with stomach and brain cancer. i didn't know whether to believe him so i called his doctor. told him that i didn't want to violate patient-doctor confidentiality but just needed to know if it was safe for him to live alone. the dr. told me that he should have some kind of caretaker but that is all that he would say. so, in spite of our past, i traveled across country and took care of him until he went into hospice. he asked me why i did it one day. i told him that there were several reasons: 1) i didn't want mom to come because no mother should have to watch her child die. 2) he was a human being and no one should have to be this sick and die alone or with strangers. 3) that is was the biggest a*****e i had ever met in my life - he was cruel and insensitive and selfish but...he was still my brother. and though i may not like the person that he became after life had chewed on him a bit i still loved the brother that had been my friend and protector when i was a child. i still wish he would have replaced the carpet though.
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Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing A Guest Did In Your House?
My uncle, who is a notorious bungler, I mean there is nothing he can't get wrong, came to our house for Sunday lunch. He walked in and took a huge two-fingered scoop out of a freshly made trifle. Except it wasn't our house. And he scared the wotsits out of the poor old couple that do live there. They thought he was a madman. I mean it was a bit of a scene.
