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Nathaniel • commented on a post 8 hours ago

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

but.... All of Santa's reindeer are female though.

Nathaniel • upvoted 39 items 8 hours ago

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

And you, too. This was my fallback reply.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Shut up, Nathaniel. I've had enough of you and your quick wit. I'm tired of being beat to the punch. Just. Tired.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

And you, too. This was my fallback reply.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Shut up, Nathaniel. I've had enough of you and your quick wit. I'm tired of being beat to the punch. Just. Tired.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

I’ve heard of a golden waterfall but this is too far!

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Ha...The list of potential old rockers is loooong.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Noice

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

That's what's soooo funny to me here. It's obvious sarcasm!

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

The parrot can definitely fly down. But he flew up there to cause a big fuss and to swear at the fireman 🤣.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Pretty popular in Dubai, too.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

@Nathaniel I actually both like and agree with this logic.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

actually cats claws are curved in a way that makes it extremely difficult for them to climb down

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

It's the future, i've tasted it!

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

No but I pitta the fool

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

She could fly down but didn't want to -.-

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Saw Alice Cooper at that festival. He should have been in a nursing home, it was sad to watch and people left.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Years ago I worked with the local humane society and we got a lot of "cats up a tree" calls. We tried to help when we could but sometimes it's impossible. I'm not really proud of it but once I asked a particularly aggressive, rude, obnoxious lady if she'd ever seen a cat skeleton up in a tree.

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Cat's don't have wings and the power of flight.

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

The big problem there is finding an incontinent donkey with trapeze skills.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Brilliant!

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

That might work for some people, but I'd prefer to stick with an old-fashioned donkey show, thank you.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

A South of Houston Special

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

Transgender people are living by their gender, just like you. Who are you to call their gender a belief and then complain that this belief is being forced upon you? Are you forcing your gender on anyone just by existing?

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Parrots are just awkward buggers

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

So it can fly down.... It is not stuck?

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

Oh my god! They expect others to respect them enough as humans to use their preferred pronouns. THE TRAVESTY!! /s

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Notlob?

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I'm going down to New Orleans. I have a pad there. Gonna throw beads.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

So how did the parrot get up there?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

From my home town ..

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

If this has even a grain of truth to it I am beyond screwed!

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You're on a (garlic-) roll today :D

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"Listen to those majestic lions roaring!" "Woof!"

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

That was his trouser snake.

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That is a few of us well and truly screwed then.

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Posties take note, this Postman managed to deliver his packages successfully!

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

No s**t Sherlock.

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This is a specialist act you can pay for down in Soho.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Parrots can fly?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

"So Geoff, what do you like to get up to on the weekend?"

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Nathaniel • submitted a new post 1 month ago

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What Was Your Last And/Or Most Annoying Earworm?

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Nathaniel • commented on a post 8 hours ago

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

but.... All of Santa's reindeer are female though.

Nathaniel • commented on a post 6 days ago

People Share 50 Plot Clichés They Just Can't Get Enough Of, No Matter How Painfully Often They're Used

The alternate ending still wimps out.

Nathaniel • commented on a post 1 week ago

45 Men Admit Which Things Usually Considered To Be "Unmasculine" They Really Enjoy

Lumberjack song. Monty Python.

Nathaniel • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

@de borah. Did you have your sense of humour surgically removed?

50 Incredibly British Pics That Show The Hilarious And Casual Side Of Life In The UK (New Pics)

Button mushrooms next to the sausage.

50 Incredibly British Pics That Show The Hilarious And Casual Side Of Life In The UK (New Pics)

It is creamier than the milk from the female.

Nathaniel • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Someone Asked Folks Online To Share The Food They Never Grew Out Of Hating, And 30 People Delivered

Go fellate a bread knife.

Nathaniel • commented on 13 posts 1 month ago

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

I think you may have misunderstood.

This Online Page Showcases How Weird Our Ancestors Were, Posts 30 Pics As Proof

"I like big bustles an´ I can not lie."

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You guys asked for it. Voyeur/up market dogging.

This Online Page Showcases How Weird Our Ancestors Were, Posts 30 Pics As Proof

You do not see it? I am disgusted by it. That is not a child caught with a hand in the sweetie jar.

This Online Page Showcases How Weird Our Ancestors Were, Posts 30 Pics As Proof

Why am I being voted down? Do you think the dummy is appropriately sexualised or something?

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

So why are you abusing your sockets? Them poor sockets are traumatised.

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Took me a moment to see the cat too. What really threw me is when you finally see the elephant!

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Do you really want to know?

This Online Page Showcases How Weird Our Ancestors Were, Posts 30 Pics As Proof

I want to know why the BP censors have not put a black box there.

This Online Page Showcases How Weird Our Ancestors Were, Posts 30 Pics As Proof

Noticed a few of your comments have been downvoted for no reason, you are the victim of the downvoting troll today it seems. I am evening things up as I see your comments.

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Nope, that is the old number, 0118 999 881 999 119 7253 is for the new and improved emergency services.

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Wow.

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Love that film. Love Jim Jarmusch films, you just have to be in the right frame of mind to watch them though.

Nathaniel • upvoted 20 items 11 hours ago

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

Oh my god! They expect others to respect them enough as humans to use their preferred pronouns. THE TRAVESTY!! /s

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Reminder to people, downvotes are not dislikes :)

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Yes, yes he was

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Corrected for you. "The plural of corpse is corpse's, apostrophe. He is assembling many corpse's on his hill to die on. Stop digging."

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

No. Nate is assembling his many corpses hence the apostrophe he says that in the post

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

woosh

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

...you're the one digging. Our buddy Nathaniel here is joking.

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Woosh

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

That's what's soooo funny to me here. It's obvious sarcasm!

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Guys, he was being sarcastic

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Corrected for you. "Possessed corpse's?"

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Does anyone think otherwise?

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No s**t Sherlock.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

If this has even a grain of truth to it I am beyond screwed!

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

That is a few of us well and truly screwed then.

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It's okay, we have learned Australia does not really exist.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

That was his trouser snake.

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I feel like this now, in my forties.

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Jared Leto is a creepy girl grooming wannabe sex cultist who is going to be the next R Kelly.

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