Mr Senselessness
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Nothing much to say…I sacrifice my virgin thoughts to the gods of senselessness, sporadically.
Mr Senselessness • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Would Be The Advantages Of Having An Identical Twin?
Easy Pros: you can blame them for something you did and say that it wasn’t you, it was your twin Cons: boyfriend/girlfriend kisses her/him instead of you on accidentHey Pandas, What’s The Best Gift You’ve Ever Received Or Given?
Please no laughing of jokes, but I was fortunate enough to be given the chance for a better quality of life, especially in regards to my mental health and self confidence. I was gifted a donor organ when I thought there wasn’t any hope. 1993 had been a brutally hot summer and our portable fan, without a protective screen, was always on. One afternoon was so hot I stripped down to my birthday suit. Without paying attention, my most private part got tangled in the spinning blades, slicing and mangling it beyond recognition. The sight and pain was so bad I passed out. There wasn’t much the surgeon’s could do but amputate, leaving a short stub. After it healed the stub was still perfectly functional for relieving purpose. I know that a person’s self worth should not be tied to physical traits, but it’s hard to reconcile those thoughts when you feel less of a man. I convinced myself that no woman would ever want me, let alone love me. I was in a depression spiral. It was around this period I became aware a donor organ could be attached, and there was actually a waiting list. I had assumed all organ donations were of the internal variety. I asked to be placed on the waiting list. Eighteen months later no donors, life felt hopeless. Then out of the blue my doctor informed me of a match and I had to be prepared for surgery immediately. Anyway the surgery was successful and ten months later I awoke to my first morning wood in years. It has been fully functional since and I have a wife and two wonderful kids. I never knew whom the donor was and get sad thinking that someone died, but I am eternally grateful for his gift.
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Hey Pandas, What Would Be The Advantages Of Having An Identical Twin?
Easy Pros: you can blame them for something you did and say that it wasn’t you, it was your twin Cons: boyfriend/girlfriend kisses her/him instead of you on accidentHey Pandas, What’s The Best Gift You’ve Ever Received Or Given?
Please no laughing of jokes, but I was fortunate enough to be given the chance for a better quality of life, especially in regards to my mental health and self confidence. I was gifted a donor organ when I thought there wasn’t any hope. 1993 had been a brutally hot summer and our portable fan, without a protective screen, was always on. One afternoon was so hot I stripped down to my birthday suit. Without paying attention, my most private part got tangled in the spinning blades, slicing and mangling it beyond recognition. The sight and pain was so bad I passed out. There wasn’t much the surgeon’s could do but amputate, leaving a short stub. After it healed the stub was still perfectly functional for relieving purpose. I know that a person’s self worth should not be tied to physical traits, but it’s hard to reconcile those thoughts when you feel less of a man. I convinced myself that no woman would ever want me, let alone love me. I was in a depression spiral. It was around this period I became aware a donor organ could be attached, and there was actually a waiting list. I had assumed all organ donations were of the internal variety. I asked to be placed on the waiting list. Eighteen months later no donors, life felt hopeless. Then out of the blue my doctor informed me of a match and I had to be prepared for surgery immediately. Anyway the surgery was successful and ten months later I awoke to my first morning wood in years. It has been fully functional since and I have a wife and two wonderful kids. I never knew whom the donor was and get sad thinking that someone died, but I am eternally grateful for his gift.Hey Pandas, How Can You Survive A Shark Attack?
Insult it, then it will feel so hurt that is just leavesHey Pandas, What’s Something You Do That Makes Other People Raise Their Eyebrows?
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