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You spray your flatmate’s perfume, tell yourself in the mirror “u can do it,” and head out to the nerve-wracking job interview hoping it’s gonna be the last one. Not because you want that job that bad, but because you can’t take one more sweaty ordeal.

And while most of us know what we are going to say word-for-word by heart, some job seekers seem like they couldn’t care less. And who is better equipped to tell the horror stories from job interviews gone sour than the employers themselves? From an applicant hitting their car in a parking lot to asking if any of the staff is single, or texting through the whole interview like it's whatever, employers reveal the very worst candidates they had to deal with.

And I mean, if you are brave enough to take the luxury and see where destiny takes you in your next job interview, do whatever—just don’t be, like, an a-hole.

#1

HR director here. Here is a few over the years: Was told to give an interview for a manager position for some girl right out of college. Could tell it was someone pulling strings, because she had no experience in the field, and her degree was in criminal justice. This was an IT position. Had a a guy with a killer resume, all the credentials, come in for an interview. Though it was going to go well, he instead was drunk and high. He couldn't even string a full sentence together. Had a woman go ballistic on me when i asked her about her career goals. I thought i was on an episode of punkd. Best one was calling a reference a guy had left for me: "Yeah Stans a nice guy, shows up on time, keeps to himself. If you need someone to warm a chair for 8 hours a day, he is your guy. If you want someone to do a little more work, i got a cinderblock here thats a little more motivated."

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chi-wei shen
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...I got a cinderblock here thats a little more motivated" is one of the best quotes I've ever seen.

glowworm2
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That reference for Stan though! That's amazing!

Vanta Black
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interviewer: "So what goals do you have in a career such as this?" Karen: "None of your f*****g business! How dare you ask me such a personal question! I've never been so insulted in my life! I demand to speak to the manager!" Interviewer: "You just did. Get out."

Minnie-me
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! A cinderblock does work hard.

deanna woods
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would someone lose their mind over being asked about career goals?

Debra Robinson
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5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just WAY too personal! Wow-the AUDACITY! lmao

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Vic
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need someone with a degree in criminal justice for IT job. Have you heard some of the customers?

WilvanderHeijden
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because telling a crashed pc that it legally has no right to keep important data belonging to the company hostage, would solve the situation?

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Arika Anjiro
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite is the job reference for Stan; that’s a genius report! 😂

Mark Kelly
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Qualified yet was high and drunk?

Steve Cruz
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hiring sounds a lot like being a property manager. Some people don't even try to look like they won't trash your apartment.

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    #2

    I'm the only girl in my department. Had a candidate come in, breezed through the technical interview, and then it was time for the peer interview with me to make sure he would fit the team. He shook my hand and then expressed surprised that they let secretaries interview people for an IT position. Nope.

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    Vic D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been working in IT for 30 years I'm a network and server administrator, stopped counting the times I was asked if I was the receptionist or secretary.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, brain surgery was my first choice, but they were all full ...

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    pusheen buttercup
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The women who do make it into the tech industries are absolutely amazing. They already have a lot of obstacles. (Those being the people that choose to look down on them.) They have my absolute respect.

    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next question that she should have asked was "why do you assume I am a secretary?"

    Rebecca McManus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a female IT manager I have rejected so many applicants because they don't believe a woman can work in IT

    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you put him in his place and gave him a reality check that it isn’t a man’s world

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're over eighteen you're a woman, but preferably a female.

    Tina Harbour
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There you go.Put him in his place. Probably still can't figure out why he didn't get the job🙄

    Peter Kovak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should've posted his picture and let everybody know how real c**p looks like.

    Bruce Kunde
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And least he didn't ask you to get coffee

    Steve Cruz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He says, "It's a job for a man." She says, "Funny that you've been doing it all this time."

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    #3

    Do not, do not do not be disrespectful to anyone. Especially not the non-white non-male interviewers. Or the receptionist or your HR contact. All this stuff is noted and will affect whether you are hired. I've interviewed people alongside a male colleague. Some people don't react well to a small brown girl when there's a white or Asian man alongside. They choose to maintain eye contact only with him. When I ask a question, they direct the answer to him. When I'm indicating their answer is wrong, they look at the guy with a 'she's crazy right? Let's both tell her how wrong she is' look. Never mind that the guy is usually a first timer shadowing me. I've seen male chauvinists really disrupt the vibe of a team when they treat the girls badly and it forces people to pick sides. I prefer not to hire people who might mess up what I've worked hard to build, and who might have issues with my authority.

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    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how it's done. Please do women a favor and stop referring to yourself as a girl. You refer to men as men or males, not boys.

    Shelli Aderman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a WOMAN, not a girl, be PROUD!

    Sathe Wesker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your style. The attitude is correct and proper. I do agree with Dorothy, though. You wrote "girl" for yourself and then "White or Asian man". I bet you didn't even realize it because that's what us women are used to in society.

    Jo Ellen Washburn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes! But PLEASE avoid calling women "the girls." You don't help with that! "(M)ale chauvinists really disrupt the vibe of a team when they treat the girls badly."

    Steve Cruz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "small brown girl" next to a "white or Asian male" -- is she a child?

    Tiber Zann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Authority is earned, not demanded. If you cannot instill company loyalty and discipline, you are a s****y boss and the company will go under quick.

    mntncrone
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "girls" don't work in offices. But women do. I'd say the (clearly) man who wrote that has a lot to learn himself.

    Rebecca McManus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, been there, had the person always address my male deputy when answering my questions, had the guy incapable of looking at my face, and actually had one guy say that he couldn't take direction from a woman, these are all people who will disrupt the team that I have spent time building and will never get a job with me.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - my ex and I went to Magnolia HiFi and Stereo at Southcenter Mall (Seattle, WA) for a new surround system. I'm about to drop some serious money here, and this jackass salesman keeps answering MY questions by addressing my double digit IQ'd spouse (yes, obviously we're divorced). These guys worked on commission, and he was LESS than HAPPY when I flipped a b***h on him - asking about connectivity issues even HE didn't understand. Yeah, I asked to speak with the Manager, not to be a Karen, to explain why I was taking my business elsewhere. B***H - if I ask the question, YOU answer ME.

    C Bragg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 46, I can call myself a girl, my friends can call me a girl, my husband can call me "his girl", if it's a sexist put down don't call me a girl; as in she throws like a girl, she cries like a girl

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    No one was born nailing a job interview. It normally takes some preparation, both emotional and physical, like having a good night’s sleep (even if sometimes it’s easier said than done), making sure you look good, and thinking through all the things you will be talking about in that nerve-wracking hour which may be a game-changer.

    To find out more about the major faux pas that are likely to serve as deal-breakers in a job interview, Bored Panda reached out to Dawn Moss, interview and career coach.

    Dawn said that the biggest mistake you can make is not preparing specific examples to share. “I think some candidates think they can 'wing' it on the day or feel confident to be able to have a conversation.“ However, Dawn stresses that “an interview is more than just a conversation” and just “a chat doesn't usually produce good quality evidence and data to demonstrate competence.”

    #4

    My time to shine! I used to do hiring for a small company in Lexington, Kentucky. Place wasn’t super formal but I would make it a point to tell people that if they came in for the interview it should be treated as such. We also had a lot of people come in from employment agencies. Anyways call this applicant for an interview which she gladly accepts so I give her a time/date with what we need as a company (resume, list of references and last 28 years of addresses for a abuse background check) She shows up 15 minutes late in what can be considered theoretically to be a dress...this thing was epic. It was a see through mesh dress with neon pink bra, underwear and 5 inch heels. On top of that she had waist length blonde braids. Being that there is a barely dressed woman waiting for me in the reception area I ask the owner of the company to sit in for interview...didn’t want anything to be misconstrued. Lady sits down and we do the interview. I explain to her what we did as a company and our mission statement (we provided services for individuals with ID/DD). After i explain this to her she gets this look on her face and said “ I am not working as an ass wiper for no retards”. At this point the interview is over and she is definitely not who we are going to hire. After she left I moved the chair she sat on to an empty office across the hall

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    Iapetos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is seriously a disgusting person.

    hobbitly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    offtopic but 28 years of addresses seems rather extensive!

    Courtney Christelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good call on the chair. Burning it would have been better.

    Cassie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry you wasted our time, then. Do you need assistance finding the way out?"

    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you hire her? She sounds like such a lovely person..

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sarcasm is strong here. What I don't understand is why she even applied there in the first place, without having the most basic idea of what they do.

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    Martha Higgins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! I wonder what job she thought she was interviewing for?

    Jack Candy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “last 28 years of addresses for a abuse background check“ — WHAT???

    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abuse background checks are common place in hiring for working with people with ID/DD. They are the most vulnerable population. They need all the addresses to make sure nothing suspicious pops up in connection when people lived at another residence back in the day.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although the outfit flies in the face of common sense for job interviews- unless you're uh... doing a different sort of job, maybe?- (though maybe those also require a professional suit) what she actually said, if it's verbatim, is the worst thing. If you ask me.

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    #5

    A long time ago, I was a manager for GameStop. GameStop was very particular about the interview process. "Here's a sheet, ask these questions" I don't work that way. I'll get to this later though. So I have a whole line of seasonal hires lined up. And I have one guy call me and say he's going to be a little late. That's fine, crap happens, minnesota's weather sucks, I get it. An hour passes, I have another potential hire come in for their scheduled interview. I take them in the back and the interview goes great. I walk out and there he is. The only way I can describe this guy is hungover without taking a shower. I could smell the bar on him from across the store. I ask him "Can I help you?" "Yeah I had an interview today, I've been waiting for 10 minutes." "You had an interview at noon. I've been waiting for 60 minutes." I can already tell this is going to be a good time. We head to the back and I sit down with him, getting slightly intoxicated on the smell of what I suspect is well tequila. Me - "So why gamestop?" Him - "I dunno, I like video games and stuff." Me - "Well not a requirement but it definitely helps." I'm still trying to keep a sunny attitude, because you never know, maybe this guy is a hidden gem of a person, just had a rough night. I never try to pretend I know what's going on with someone. But I've already got quite a few red flags. Him -"Yeah, I guess. When are you gonna ask the questions on the sheet?" Me - "I'm sorry?" Him - "The questions you're supposed to ask me." Me - "I don't interview that way. I want to get a feel for the type of person you are and questions like, 'Tell me about a time you worked as part of a team.' don't really get me the information I need to know about you." Him - "Well that's stupid. That's not how you should interview people." So now I'm over the guy, but hell I deserve some fun. Me - "How should I interview people then?" Him - "The way GameStop says to do it." Me - "Well GameStop as a corporate entity doesn't have to work with the people I hire on a daily basis. I like to have people that fit with my team. People who don't call in that they'll be a little late and then show up an hour later. People who don't show up to a business where they work or intend to work smelling like the inside of some cheap tequila bottle." Him - "It wasn't cheap tequila." Me - "Well, I've heard all I need to hear. I'll call if we make the decision to hire you." He then proceeded to mumble some stuff under his breath before leaving the office. I have never had my employees run in to make sure I wasn't dead so fast. "Jesus, we thought he might have killed you." "He did. On the inside."

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    danielw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "he did. On the inside." This... is how we get managers to join the darkside.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Your employees were really concerned for your well being.

    Sathe Wesker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked for Gamestop (I'm a female and this is important). After being there for a bit and getting along well with the assistant manager (and proving I knew my s**t) the assistant manager admits to me that the main manager, who hired me, had only done so because I "have a nice a*s". Pissed me off but I still liked the job, didn't matter because he was transferred and the new guy was much better.

    N G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk Guy's comments make it sound like he knows how Gamestop interviews. This wasn't his first rodeo

    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last line is a real good summary of the experience.

    Bruce Kunde
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it would turn into a Undercover boss situation since he knew Gamestops interview Technics

    Craig Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That he knew about the question sheet has me wondering either about how many previous GameStop interviews he crashed and burned in or whether he was a corporate spy sent in to see if you followed policy but got sidetracked with tequila along the way?

    Sebastian Melmoth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve worked for GameStop before, it’s a trip...not saying if it’s a bad or a good trip tho. Some of the people you interview can be interesting to say the least.

    Tiber Zann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really smart going up against corporate policy. If he called head office, there would be 2 positions available.

    Paul Jordan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah those two positions would be hearse driver and coffin drop in a hole manager.

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    #6

    I was good friends with our local HR person at previous job. We're talking about a promising prospect, she asks if I have time to help by asking the technical questions, I agree. We sit down with a rather clean-cut late 20-something guy. Before we even get started, he says, "Just to get this out of the way: I smoke a lot of pot. Is that going to be an issue?" HR lady: "Uh...yes. Yes, it is." Prospect: "Alrighty, then, sorry I wasted your time." And then he leaves.

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't create problems.

    MammaG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marijuana users generally don't. It's alcoholics and users of other illicit substances that are the problems. That, and the horrific state of mental health care in the U.S.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One issue that has not been adressed in states that have legalized marijuana. You can buy it but most employers drug test.

    Solrac
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he was completely honest and acted in a polite way. Probably couldn't ask before about it, maybe even has problems with pot and hasn't been able to fix them.

    Lil’ Twister
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do not care if someone smokes weed as long as they don’t share that information with professionals, don’t smoke weed on job or when driving, and at least use real weed instead of artificial weed.

    Collin Edward
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was cool about it and didn't waste your time.

    Porto DaMartinica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't see the problem with that, unless the job involved driving or operating dangerous equipment

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he did not waste any more of your time.

    Martha Higgins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was honest, that says something. I wish him luck finding a responsible job, though.

    Karen Lyon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my uncle, a lifelong alcoholic, who told my aunt he'd never give up booze for anything. Really sad that getting loaded means more than actually having a decent life.

    Karen Garnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give him kudos for being straight up and honest and not dicking them around

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    The interview coach said that good recruiters will be gathering evidence and it will determine whether a candidate gets through the process. Taking the time to prepare for an interview is a good strategy as “it demonstrates you are genuinely interested in the job.”

    There are lots of inappropriate things candidates could say during an interview. For example, “Anything discriminatory will not land a candidate the job” and “being negative about previous companies or managers is uncomfortable listening to.” Dawn suggests it’s always better to focus on positive learning points from your previous job experience.

    #7

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) I had a recent college grad interview for a job. Asked if we had a nap room. Said his doctor required him to take an hour nap a day. If he got hired he will provide the appropriate medical records but requires a nap room. He also asked if when he got hired if he would be one of the bosses of the developers who interviewed him. I asked why and he said he felt off about the developer and said he would let him go. He then asked where his office would be located and whether they would compensate him with stock options or ownership. Finally he ended the interview saying he had an 3pm appointment and it was nice talking to me. I asked him to leave. He was applying for an entry level support analyst position.

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    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't want a job. Just names to give unemployment.

    kate h
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a guy apply and under "reason for leaving" he put fired for being late and absent too many times - like WTF?! Why would you write that? It took awhile for me to realize that he was doing this to stay on unemployment.

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    Ronel du Plessis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a guy asking for a salary more than what the manager paid, plus benefits. He had just finished high school. No experience at all.

    Paizleypie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably straight out of college thinking he was entitled & special.

    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dream big they said.. they didn't say wake up before you go to an interview.

    Debbie Burton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nap room? Was it a childcare centre?

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    #8

    I work in a financial institution: I had a person say that they cannot work more that 4 hours a day and only Monday, Wednesday and Friday. She did not want to interfere with her Welfare Benefits. She also asked what we do if there is cash missing at the end of a shift

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was just asking for a friend.

    Bill Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't work more than 1 hour on any day ending with Y.

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We send you to a different kind of institution."

    Tina Harbour
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...many...red...flags😳😳😳

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    #9

    Not inappropriate per se, but I got one resume that was about 4 pages long and literally listed every life accomplishment that this lady had. Highlights included: 1. "Reading, writing and arethmitic" (sic) 2. "Ability to hear and understand simple instruction" 3. Brown belt - Tae Kwon Do 4. Good cook I'm not kidding. So I invited her in for an interview, because... I was really curious. She showed up forty minutes late at the wrong building (in a completely different town).

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess GPS instruction isn't simple enough for her.

    Mike Stoico
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ability to hear and understand simple instruction" - There are times I've wanted to put this down in hiring requirements

    Jaybird3939
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a lady with a resume like that. But hers was every tiny change in her job. Her desk was moved. Her job description was added to. She was asked to load paper in the copy machine. On and on and on. I have over 30 years of experience and my resume is 1 page!

    Fluffy Griffin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Tae Kwon-Do didn't have brown, what level is that? (We had white, yellow, green, blue, red, black)

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    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently following directions doesn’t make the list for accomplishments

    Courtney Christelle
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    A brown belt's not that impressive, that's only half way.

    All in all, having worked in human resources for twelve years, Dawn suggests not talking about any of one's protected characteristics (“Age, disability, gender reassignment, marriage and civil partnership, pregnancy and maternity, race, religion or belief, sex or sexual orientation”).

    The career coach added that a good recruiter will not be asking any questions relating to these characteristics, and if they do so, then it’s a red flag for you as a potential employee. It’s better to rethink whether the company is one you’d like to work for.

    #10

    Female coworker of mine who is an expert level firmware engineer interviewed a guy just this week for an entry level firmware position, and at the end of the interview (which was by phone, by the way) he asked, "Just between you and me, do you think we could get coffee or dinner sometime?" Solid no, my dude. That's how you completely disqualify yourself from getting hired.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not confuse professional politeness for flirting: Not in interviews, not your wait-staff, the customer service person, cleaning person, nurse or doctor, etc.

    #11

    My company pays all the bills for a candidate to come interview, tickets, hotel, car, meals, etc. We had a candidate who asked “what is the absolute maximum I can charge for a meal?” and could he "charge us for a friends meal?” He was also rude to our administrative assistant. Our AA was a lady that literally oozed warmth and caring. She’s the kind of lady that the devil himself could meet and say, “You know what, that’s really a nice lady! I like her!" We declined to hire him because we didn’t want anybody looking to game the system looking for to pay for friends, and certainly we didn’t want people who could not get along with our AA.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you for sticking up for her. Even if she wasn't made aware of this a*****e's comments, she's a gem and you're both lucky she works for you.

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just don't get it through their heads that one dept talks to another, cares what another person has to say about the interviewee and that one schmucky move can lose you a job.

    Elin Hagberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see myself being very anxious about how much I could eat for if there wasn't a limit for each meal but I would probably give them a note with my receipts stating that if it is was too expensive, feel free to only give me for whatever sum you feel is reasonable.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago

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    AA: you have a battery employed there?

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago

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    AA: this was at Alcoholics Anonymous?

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Administrative Assistant, my dude. I get where you're coming from, but OP uses the full term before shortening it to "AA".

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    #12

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) A young lad comes in for a production role. Goes through the niceties and rigmarole. Does OK. As we’re wrapping up, I ask if he has any questions and he says, ‘Can I have the the blonde babe’s number?’ about a team member.

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god! I wonder what is going on in his minds..

    Martti Laurson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you dodged a bullet right there by not hiring him.

    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he let you know he was a perv before you hired him

    J. Normal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time after the interview, I flat out asked if I got the job....LOL. I put her on the spot and she hired me. I worked there over 6 years.

    pusheen buttercup
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez. Not even the manners to ask her for it himself. For the record, if you are someone's boss or coworker, and you give another's number to anyone else without their consent... it's not ok.

    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, a "lad" in the truist sense of the word.

    Craig Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he confused "production role" with reproduction...

    Jeannie Carle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that he did that ---- you have a major heads-up.

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    At the end of the day, we are all humans and it’s natural to make mistakes. Remember that a future opportunity in the same company may pop up anytime, so it’s better to part on good terms and have left a good impression on the interviewer. Who knows, maybe you’ll be a part of their team one day.

    #13

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) This one guy had Googled me and was asking me all kinds of stuff related to my background and hobbies etc. It was really creepy. We didn't hire him.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't realise, the employer does the background checks, not the employee..

    Mikal Du Preez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going for an interview, it's a good idea to Google the company so you're not clueless about what they do. But... the *company*, not the *interviewer*.

    Samantha Hurrell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly didn't realise you're supposed to google the company not the interviewer.

    Treessimontrees
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd research who my potential boss is, I wouldn't bring it up in the interview unless it was a big deal.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, keep that info until after the first eval, then use it as needed.

    Kevin Donegan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An overzealous job applicant is a deal breaker. Their "overzealousness" creates more of an air of desperation than a sense they're committed to working for the organization.

    Craig Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! Research the company, the COMPANY, not the interviewer...

    M Kate McCulloch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now... There is a warming technique recommended, for people who can carry it off, that includes getting to know personal things about your prospective employer. I can't carry it off, - I'm honestly curious, but come off creepy (and I'm female) my acting coach could do it in his sleep. - he makes everyone comfortable. So??? He may have just been trying to not be awkward while being supremely awkward.

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    #14

    Guy said he spoke French on his resume... Said he "only spoke it when he's drunk," in the interview.

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I read ancient hieroglyphics, but only when the Sun is in the Scorpio constellation.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read Latin, but only when I worked for the church.

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably something like "Je suis un drunk bastard lol".

    Nicholas Johnston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak japanese, but only in my sleep

    Craig Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably only colorful adjectives as well...

    #15

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) He assumed he had the job during the interview, so he was very relaxed. Leaned back in the chair, showed up late, and texted the whole time.

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    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents need to teach him some interviewing skills. Entitlement much?

    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be pleasant to work with him.

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have stopped the interview unless there was an emergency call. Phones must be on silent and out of sight, it's common sense

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, now we know why he needs a new job.

    #16

    "So, what do I have to do for you to give me the job?" Then they winked. Then I laughed and he looked at me like I was insulting him laughing.

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    #17

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Too much cologne/perfume. I have ended numerous interviews because of this. I have had hiring managers end interviews early because they could not stand the stench. One time, the hiring manager had an asthma attack because of this. Guess what? The candidate did not get the job.

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    ERIKA H.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is fair. People get nervous and want to make a good impression so they may accidently overcompensate.

    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is very fair! We once HAD a colleague like that. I always had to gasp for breath and another colleague always got a headache. It was terrible! She wouldn't change it....

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    Aunt Messy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never wear ANY perfume or scent to an interview...or to work. A lot of perfumes cause allergy problems for a lot of people to the point where many work places (and ALL hospitals) are scent free.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Aspergic and can relate to this. Certain smells are a nightmare for me, especially perfumes.

    Patty Dayton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact: if you can smell your own perfume/cologne/aftershave/etc., IT'S TOO STRONG.

    John Otruba
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked 3 years in Emergency Department..ALL scented products were banned..never know when an allergy can contribute to a sickness

    LeilaOdinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    many offices are scent free for this reason. We get the odd ones who "marinate" in their perfumery in the building. They are politely asked to reduce the amount they wear.

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would have let them know that as part of the dress code, strong scent is not considered suitable for business and that should suffice.

    Noez 🇸🇪
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I hate when people over use perfume! MODERATION PLEASE!

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    #18

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Applicant said, 'So are any of the guys here single?' during the interview.

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she didn't realize that she was applying for a job and not signing up for a dating service.

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm here to get paid, and get laid!"

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm single... 0_0 Sorry. I don't work there.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    single guys mean not girlfriend and no kids usually… so more time to work

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see where this person's priorities lie.

    Diana Murtaugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn, the picture threw me. I was looking at how wrinkled her shirt is.

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you prefer someone who goes after the married guys? :D

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who makes the most $?

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    #19

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Chewing gum - especially bubble gum - during the job interview. I once had an applicant sit there chewing bubble gum. At first I thought it might be a "nervous habit," but when he blew a bubble while I was referring to his resume, that did it.

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    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people who should ever chew gum during a job interview are professional baseball players.

    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you chew gum during a job interview?

    Sam Cook
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have misophonia, which causes my ears to be extremely sensitive to some sounds, and gum has thus far been the sound that has caused me the most pain. In fact, I would consider hearing people chew and pop gum to be the worst pain I've felt yet. If I were to be interviewing and this happened, I would definitely get them out of there.

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    #20

    Full club attire (clothes and makeup) . I work in an office building for a healthcare company. Candidate had a super short, sparkly silver dress and 6 inch heels. I don't know how she sat down without the dress ripping.

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    E Menendez
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have interviewed for A LOT of entry level positions and I like to give people feedback, particularly when they are young and just don't seem to know better. It can be even as innocuous as I had a young woman who just graduated college and put "Hooters" as part of her work experience. I did let her know that moving forward she should only include relevant work experience - we did hire her, but I know there are people that would count it against her.

    Tim Bouchee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think for entry level jobs, any kind of prior job experience is fine to include on one's resume (I had my two grocery store jobs listed for mine). It's at least something. Or perhaps a better way to look at it: you're hiring someone with some level or work experience...experience that taught them basic work ethic, like showing up on time, getting along with coworkers, knowing how to act professional, stuff like that.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guy show up for an admin assistant job wearing sweatpants and Chinese ballet slippers(?) He thought he was dressed up, because he had on full length pants. One of the weirdest interviews I've ever conducted.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how she walked in those 6 inch heels. Lol

    AzKhaleesi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's the nicest thing she owned. Some of these are super picky. Is it politically correct? no of course not, but geeze. This is nothing but a future conversation. "You seem like a good fit, however, do you own business attire? Although that dress is fantastic for a night on the town, maybe not so much in our office setting....." that kind of thing

    Tim Bouchee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would think she would at least have some kind of formal wear though. Something she wears to a wedding, maybe? Or her graduation, if this was an entry-level job requiring just a dregree. Hell, even something for a funeral would suffice. I will say this: what she wore is better than wearing sweatpants and a hoody.

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe the job title said 'discrete client services'....

    Debbie Burton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first job interview I was 16 and on my way home from a friend's... dropped in the job centre to organise an interview for the next day and they sent me there straight away. I got the job (was very good at Math) but the boss told me to dress appropriately for the next day. He didnt recognise me the next day :)

    Soleil SanMao
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a young lady show up for an interview with something similar. Short leather skirt and 6 inch high red pumps. She was super friendly and LOUD! We started the interview with some niceties and she laughed with a SQUEAL! I heard my colleagues come into the hallway and complain about the noise. So I did a walking interview. I walked her out of the room. Out of the office. Down the elevator and out to the parking lot. Not sure if she realized what happened, smh.

    Stannous Flouride
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    5 years ago

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    At least it was a 'she.'

    Downunderdude
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    5 years ago

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    and the problem is...?

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    #21

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) I'm a manager at a popular 24-hour restaurant chain in the South. I had a younger guy come in for an interview, who had some decent experience and was very polite over the phone, but when he showed up I immediately knew we wouldn't be hiring him. He came in to the restaurant with no shoes or shirt on.

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    ERIKA H.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually sad. Maybe he was homeless and looking to turn his life around.

    hobbitly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be, but seems unlikely. If they have work experience and are capable to arrange a phone call, I would assume they are also capable to get hands on a shirt and some shoes.

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    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you ask him why? Sorry, but i'm sure that would be a perfectly good question to ask.

    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but also being a 'a popular 24-hour restaurant chain' suggests Mcdonalds, Taco Bell etc: He's not applying for a white-collar position.

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    Just another bot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely the interviewer should've enquired about his attire as it's so unusual and find out if there was a reason for it. But in general, yes formal attire is the norm.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sis had a friend who would show up to job interviews barefoot. And honestly wondered why she didn't get the job.

    Lenka Smetanová
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess.. no abs? :D just joke people... laugh not get angry

    Sam Cook
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All righty, Huck Finn, you'd best get on your way, because you ain't gettin' this job! No shoes, no shirt means no service!"

    Susan Weinberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him a break! It's hot in the South.

    Laura Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet my last phone charger that this popular 24-hour restaurant chain is Waffle House.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I'd call Waffle House popular so much as just the only thing available ;)

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    #22

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) "Will I be able to leave earlier when the time changes to get home before dark. My mom doesnt want me in the city then" This was asked by a guy my old office was interviewing for a job. He was in his mid 20s.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cases like this, applicant should always bring their mom to the interview. Seeing as the company will be dealing with her anyways, all negotiations through her ultimately etc.

    ArhomR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helicopter moms can be terrifying

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    Deborah Brett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends where the job is... if this is a city in the US, and the applicant is black, it could be a legitimate concern. If black and he's doing sales or maintenance calls after dark, in some areas, he could be at serious risk of police harassment.

    Eva Bryson
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    5 years ago

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    Why are you making the assumption that he would be harassed?

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a young woman in my 20s and my dad wanted to make sure I got home to my apartment before dark.

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to adjust my work schedule somewhat during the winter because I do not feel safe driving at night. I suffer from astigmatism and there's nothing I can do about it.

    MammaG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's worlds apart from having to obey mommy's rules.

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    Roz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe something traumatic happened to him after dark and his mom noticed he gets triggered. Maybe he doesn't live in a safe area and doesn't feel comfortable walking home after dark.

    Hollie Newton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for this kid I'm in my mid twenties and my parents are like that

    Mare Freed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but this street scene photo is especially beautiful. Does anyone know where it is?

    Annette Sternberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a fair question, would the answer been different if it was a she? Transportation could have been a factor, this should have been a chance to learn more...

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    #23

    Had these 2 happen from people asking about jobs. Bragging how many times you been fired. The same place has fired you 41 times, not sure which of you looks worse. Bragging about how much you stole from previous employer

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually good if a thief is dumb enough to brag about it.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who said he once had a person do this when applying for a CSO job. That is... a community service officer. Yeah. the interviewer was as cop. ooopppsss.

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    Lucas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to not criticise a previous place of employment - interviewers will assume you'll do that to their organisation when you leave.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get fired from the same place 41 times? Was the place that desperate to rehire them?

    Mary Montejo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they believe, we as interviewers would appreciate the fact that one place thought they were good enough to keep on getting rehired.

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An honest thief. How oxymoronic!

    kevin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What employer hires someone back 41 times?

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you choose to cancel the interview whenever you want? Or are you required to interview a certain number of people for a certain amount of time? :)

    tullotoe underfoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was working at an insurance company, a more or less autonomous subsidiary. We had a woman from corporate at our offices. She happened to not want to be on the big bad internet We had a tech/sales guy from a local ISP there. It was also something special, catered in lunch. I was sitting with the tech from the company and another coworker eating lunch shooting the breeze in a small room we used for classes. He starts bragging he wiped out 70k of student debt by hacking. This woman from corporate started questioning him, and he just kept bragging and bragging. The kicker was "No one lost money, that is why they have insurance." We didn't hire his firm, and his firm let him go immediately.

    Mark Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you be fired more than once from the same place?

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    #24

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Applicant said, 'Does this place have a policy on drugs, because I have fun at the weekends?

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    Sabse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuummm... There is the door!

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a company has a policy on drugs, I'm ending the interview right there. Even if my drugs of choice (caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and sugar) are not "banned".

    Marnie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually kind of disagree with this - and I don't do illegal drugs. If your job performance is bad, you should be treated as such. If it's not bad, then what is the problem? Your drug use shouldn't matter so long as you can do your job. I do see exceptions: surgeons, drivers, and the like. But if you're a developer, barista, cashier, accountant, something where no one's life is in danger, it should be illegal to test for drugs.

    Tim Bouchee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing most of the jobs you listed don't typically drug test. That being said, I have a feeling a lot of drug users will likely have a hard time keeping their addiction separate from their work. Unless their drug of choice is only marijuana. And even then, some places are beginning to phase that out as a drug to be tested for.

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    Jack Candy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s the problem? As long as he’s sober on Monday...

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually knew someone who called the HR department the day before the interview, asking if they did drug testing. They said yes, then she asked how long drugs would stay in her system.

    #25

    I once interviewed a guy who was unbelievably high. A few minutes in, he stops and stare out the window and says "Hey is that my car? I think someone is stealing my car. Oh wait, no, there's a boat on that one. I don't have a boat." Job offers are contingent on passing a drug test.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god that wasn't his car(which I hope he wasn't driving considering how high he was)

    #26

    I once sat in on an interviewer's debrief for a large organisation where you need professional skills. They were open to recruiting internally for a new position at a higher level, so a few people already in the organisation at a slightly lower level applied and were interviewed that day. One candidate performed so poorly in the interview and demonstrated such a severe lack of skill, not only did she not get the new position, they decided to have a private meeting about whether or not to fire her from the job she already had. That was in my view, a really terrible interview.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, a little more context would help here. It’s possible she was just fine when originally hired for her present position, and still is. For that position. She may have just hit her limits. OR. Something’s going on in her personal life, or with a coworker or boss, that is negatively affecting her. Abuse can be insidious, and its effects can seep into other aspects of a person’s life, including their behavior and work performance. OR. She was hired as a favor to someone, even though she had no business working there in the first place.

    arjelio mas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read these things, I assume the necessary information is included. If the excuse for the performance isn't included, I'm guessing it wasn't relevant to the post.

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    Downunderdude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit silly. Surely, the question is whether she was doing her current job ok. If so, why fire her for one bad interview?

    Lyn Arnold
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The firing would not be for a poor interview, it would be for what the interview revealed about her ability to perform the job she currently had.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do some people even get the job in the first place?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And presumably to fire the interviewer who hired her in the first place!

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or at least, not them do interviews anymore.

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I think this is extremely unfair. If she preformed so poorly at her original position you'd think they would've taken notice PRIOR to said interview. Which believes me to think that she was doing just fine. I know where I work if I apply for an internal promotion I HAVE to meet the standards or I'm not even allowed to apply so I feel bad for this person.

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    #27

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Once had a guy come to interview at the software company I worked at wearing a "Female Body Inspector" shirt... that ended quickly.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice for young people: If your t-shirt gives your friends a good laugh, you shouldn't wear it for a job interview.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One should not wear casual clothes to a professional interview, either.

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    CarO
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    btw this kinda shirt might have been worth a laugh in the early 2000s. But today it is just so boring to make fun through sexism.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Rachel's date gift him that?

    Anna Kalita
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My OB/GYN has this shirt. In at least theee different colors.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my "I may be left handed, but I'm always right" shirt. My Aunt has a matching one!

    Wim Cossement
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one that said: Female b******e inspector...

    Solrac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, did it end because he was wearing a tshirt or because of the text on it? Because i really don't think you can take those messages seriously.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not what dressing for the job you want means.

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    #28

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Kid shows up in an interview for a sales job in a Metallica raglan with a dagger coming out of a toilet. His shirt says, 'Metal up your ass!'

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look on the brighter side, could has been an interview at the colonoscopy lab..

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the only time this might actually get a person hired. I mean. I imagine a healthy sense of humor is important... in that...uh. line of work.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably would have worked out well for him if he was interviewing at a music store...

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that shirt should have stayed home that day.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what would he have been selling? If it was guitars that's entirely appropriate.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. The music stores here in SoCal tell the employees to wear band gear.

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While it is very immature to wear such thing for an interview, it doesn't seem like a dealbreaker for me. Maybe he would dress up for work?

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can’t be bothered to dress up for the interview, it seems highly unlikely he’d swing into action after the fact.

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    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sales job is at Guitar Center or a Head Shop…

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a raglan? I thought those were henleys...

    Solrac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they really think they had to take the tshirt text literally?

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly the point. Even if you're being interviewed for trash collector, you should dress in a manner than conveys "I'm very competent." All right, class: does this shirt qualify?

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    #29

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) It was a handwritten resume that was just a list of the 10 places this gentleman had worked at over the last two years. Next to each one he wrote ‘fired’ or ‘quit.’

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man of few words..

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his style. But might not employ him. So conflicted.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 places in two years! Instant trip to the door.

    Jane Dorothy Warner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I no longer wonder why there are so many unemployed. :(

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't spell "Irreconcilable differences." 10 jobs in 2 years? Oh, my.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time job applications were a way to see someone's penmanship, attention to detail, and general literacy.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is common in the hands-on type of employment, like labourers and cleaners.

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    #30

    "What would your friends say are your best qualities?" "I don't have any friends."

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have any friends either but it doesn't make me unemployable. Does it?

    What's In Your Head?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phil: That's b******t. I don't have any friends either, but I've been told multiple times that I am exceptionally polite and friendly. And no, not in an mechanic way. The contact I have with my collegues is very pleasant and sincere, and I will always stand up for them when necessary.

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know some people who could have said this and most of them are decent.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...yes, we think of ourselves as decent...mostly because no one else will think of it for us...

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    ERIKA H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person probably just had a sarcastic or dry sense of humoir

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or they are seriously socially awkward and didn't realize now was not the time for honesty

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a plus? No friends to hang out and get drunk with, no friends to call him while he's working, no appointments with friends so he's always available for working overtime.

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of an idiot question is that anyways?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person won't skip out early for a meeting of his mates in the pub? That's a plus.

    JP Wagemann-Phd
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are introverts or have a Pervasive Developmental Disorder like Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or ADHD; may not have friends because of various reasons. I myself call the police on an employer when I see a criminal violation. I end friendships with people when they commit acts like insurance fraud. We live in a society with rules for a reason and under no circumstances are there exceptions for breaking those rules. This kind of question is truly discriminatory to those with Pervasive Developmental Disorders.

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OTOH, for the purposes of the hypothetical question, you could imagine what friends WOULD say about you, if you had friends. Also, I think introverts are much slower to call people friends and are much more selective with that term. Some people consider anyone they interact with in any way a friend.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the stupidest questions I've ever looked at

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    #31

    I had had several jobs before my first actual interview but my first interview was for a job selling hot dogs. I was asked what my biggest weaknesses were and stupid teenage me listed actual weaknesses like being lazy and not really caring about anything. I wasn't very smart back then. I didn't get the job but found an article in some magazine(this was before the internet was used by regular people) shortly after that that gave me the right answers to that question.

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    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My biggest weakness is honesty".

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weakness: I work too hard; strength: I pull up all my team members whenever it's necessary

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more importantly, if they ask that even after a background check, they are not worth working for...

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    #32

    I once had a girl come in and ask "so are any of the guys here single?" During the interview. HR incident waiting to happen. Had another dude show up with a bag of shopping. Like straight up had an Aldi bag with that's night dinner in it. One guy showed up in a tracksuit, stunk to high heaven of urine and BO and asked if he got the job would be be able to use the shower when he wanted (we didn't have a shower). Another girl showed up and rolled her eyes at basic interview questions and actually said in the interview that "a retard could answer that". And the best one - a dude showed up and said he thought the receptionist was hot and he would like to stick it in her arse. Aside from my surprise and disgust, I was really confused cos we didn't have a a receptionist and asked who he meant. He pointed at a woman on the phone. She was the boss wife, and she was our senior recruitment agent. As in, the one who sifted his CV.

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for tracksuit guy. He sounds homeless and just trying to make it

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree Samantha Lomb. And there ARE multiple jobs that DO have showers on site. I've worked in a many corporate / hospitality / warehouse jobs that had showers for staff to use for a range of reasons. So, his question was kinda reasonable.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for Aldi bag guy. If you're using public transit and wisely combining trips having some literal baggage with you is not a terrible thing.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with going shopping before your interview?

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, men are "dudes" or "guys", but women are "girls"? Men are "adults" but women are just "children"? That will soon be an "HR incident waiting to happen." Stop doing that while you're ahead.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a r****d could answer that" "I can't help but notice that you failed to."

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell do people think someone would hire them for acting like a total jerk? Are some people really that daft?

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Yike 2. Nothing wrong with that wtf. 3. Probably homeless, cut him some slack. 4. Yikes 5. WILLIAM YIKER

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP! How dare you not blue the word àrse! Now my eyes cannot un-see it!

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    #33

    We were opening a new location and doing interviews. Woman comes in for a management position. During the interview, she reaches into her purse and pulls out a bag from Wendy's and starts eating. The other manager tells her to put it away and she tells him it is okay, she can multi-task.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she didn't offer one to the interviewer? Now that's just rude..

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't ask a stranger to stop eating. You do let them know immediately they are no longer welcome though. If I would feel the need to correct behavior during an interview, I'd stop myself and ask the other party to leave. I'm looking for an employee, not another kid to raise.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you keep insisting to put it away she might want to speak to your manager.

    #34

    We had one lady who came in for an interview and urinated in the chair instead of asking if she could go to the bathroom. She said she was afraid to ask. Smh.

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda makes you wonder about her upbringing; I say this as someone who grew up with an extremely abusive stepfather—it’s easy for me to believe that she was afraid she’d be “in trouble” if she were to slip out for a few moments.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have read where in some cultures, in some countries, asking would be losing face, and insulting everyone (including ancestors). Maybe there is more to this story...?

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl did that first day of third grade because she was afraid of the new teacher.

    #35

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Don't hug the interviewer at the end. I know someone who actually did this.

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    Margaret Wells
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hugged by the interviewers!

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect way of finding out if the candidate fits the corporate culture!

    Kristine Phillips
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hug the person who fires you either.

    Cocoa Beanz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hugged my interviewer once but it was because I knew her from when I was in elementary school

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, depends. Most of the time a handshake is enough, but I don't see anything terrible about a hug.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its way to personal, can be construed as sexual harassment and there are people who dislike being touched for various sensory reasons

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    #36

    So I recently got to recruit for a position a lot higher than mine. I do project management, but without the title. Anyway I interviewed this lady with my boss, and this older just bombed the interview process. She came in dressed in a very casual wear(Like a muscle shirt with a logo, and yoga pants), and her hair kind of a mess. Okay no big deal, it's kind of windy. As we walk to the room she starts asking me question like," Do you like your job? What do you dislike? What's base salary?" No biggie, she just wants to get some insight. Well once we sit down with my boss, the older lady starts to treat me like baby. (Now I'm fairly young compared to the others you see doing my job.) Her body language completely changed, and even her speech when talking to me. She turned her body to where I saw her shoulder/back. Even when I asked her questions she wouldn't turn around, and would even interrupt me while I was asking questions. My boss took notice as well as to what was going on and would say "If you have any questions, lets try to hold it till the end." After 30min of that we decided to end the interview and thank her for her time. As you can guess, she didn't get a call back.

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    #37

    Was interviewing a potential bartender and offered her a water or coffee, she replies double vodka is fine.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she insisted that she doesn't drink on the job?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of one of our junior managers who had a business brunch together with two senior managers and some customers. He only ordered vodka and didn't understand what was wrong.

    #38

    Our HR manager told me about a prospect he was interviewing for my location, and how everything was great until the end where they were just chatting and asking general "get to know you" questions. The guy started going in on his casual crack use, and how we shouldn't worry because its just on weekends with his mates out on the lake and that we were invited... Another tried to parley his years of running drugs up from Mexico and distributing them as management experience...

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well medium-scale drug distributors are very goal-focused, thorough, willing to take risks on behalf of the enterprise, ... on paper, ideal management candidates.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to mention that they are willing to travel and are experienced in expedited high value goods.

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    Libbie Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sooooo....independent sales representative?? LOL!

    #39

    Some guy we interviewed for an entry-level assistant position said he'd have my job and my boss' job by the end of his first year. We were tempted to hire him for the entertainment value of watching him try.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now he tells his friends that he wasn't hired because you were afraid that he'd have your job within 3 months.

    #40

    1. Woman shows up to a 1pm interview at 4:30pm with no apologies or excuses, we shredded her resume at that point and had to print a new copy. She seemed like she didn't know which job she was applying for. Quickest and easiest "Thank you but no" interview I've had. 2. Dude shows up looking like he's high and seems like the most shallow human being on earth, not in a vain meaning but in a way that there was ZERO depth to the guy. What you saw is what you got. Answered the question of "What were your responsibilities at your previous job?" With "I did stuff". I gave every chance to the guy and tried to lead him into answering questions the best I could, but he was either stoned or plain old stupid.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've seen things. I did stuff." Tone of voice is super important for that one.

    kevin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he did answer the question

    #41

    I'm a manager for a fashion retailer with a big focus on jeans. As a general rule, what people wear to an interview will not cost them the job by itself, but it certainly sways opinion as to me it suggests they can't read the vibe of where they are applying. I always recommend erring towards over dressed than under... last week I had someone come to an interview in a grubby hoodie and workout leggings, hair greasy looking, no makeup etc. She (unprompted, I don't comment on how people are dressed) told me that she was told wearing jeans was a no no. Not a solid first impression... then in scenario questions she was snippy and rude, had a full on Karen moment, and used the word douche so... no, she wasn't hired.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it about the inappropriate clothes and greasy hair, but what's with being judgy about make-up? If you're dressed well the lack of make-up doesn't make you look any less professional. I never wear make-up and I work a job that requires me to dress business casual.

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree completely re: the need to wear makeup. There's a huge difference between "not wearing makeup", and "looking unprofessional / unkempt / greasy etc". I've seen some HORRENDOUS makeup in my life that was nowhere near "professional".

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even own make up. Twenty years ago my grandmother worked for Mary Kay and would give me make-up often. I would give it away. I touch my face, cry and sweat too often for makeup.

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    #42

    Had a business building race cars. Kid comes in for an interview. Didn't really know him, but all the local street racers spoke highly of him, and he had a pretty fast car. Notice he's wearing an ankle monitor. Don't really care. I'm all for giving people second chances. Asked him what he was on probation for. Grand theft auto. Noped my way outta that one pretty quick.

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    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But which one? GTA III, GTA Vice City, GTA San Andreas, GTA IV, or GTA V? Story mode or online? We need more info on this one.

    #43

    I can tell you what one young woman did when I was a hiring manager. She had a perfectly positive phone interview for a business casual, sit-down sales type job with our non-profit, so we scheduled a time for her to come in. I arrive in the lobby to find this young woman wearing a stained, oversized wifebeater t-shirt, a pair of yoga pants in what I can best describe as an Arizona iced-tea can fake desert Native American pattern, and crocs. And literally the first words that came out of her mouth were, "I bet I don't look anything like I sound on the phone, do I?" I was so stunned, I just took her in for her interview with me and my boss. The interview lasted all of five minutes during which she displayed all the personality of a grilled cheese sandwich missing the cheese. She was not hired.

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    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is a sit-down sales job for a non-profit? Basically calling people to beg rhem to donate $??

    Joley Hidaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet she wasn't the person you actually talked to the phone...

    #44

    I've had a bunch! I've had people bring their dogs with them to the interview, people faint, and someone leave a chair soaked with menstrual blood after their interview. But my worst was last week - a woman brought her meth head boyfriend who made her leave early and proceeded to beat her outside our windows. We had to call the police. :|

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the menstrual blood one. I would've been mortified if I'd done that.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes even with a fresh pad it happens

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    #45

    I was hiring for a sales position at my company. The guy I was interviewing was going great and he was really good and knew his stuff. I mentally had a plan to call him the next day to offer him a job. As standard procedure, the last question I ask is "Did you have any questions?" to gain insight and also to obviously answer questions. The guy says "If I offer you a block of hash, will that give me an foot in the door?" The company has a strict no tolerance drug policy, so I said "no thanks" and tossed his resume and interview.

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    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strict drug policy, eih? What about a bribe policy?

    #46

    Few Favs.. When asked about his work ethic.. he scoffed and said "I work like a F'n beaver." F Bomb drop in an interview not recommended. Had a guy say "is a felony disqualifying?" I stated we had background check criteria and a 3rd party performs our checks. He says "ok but I'd like to tell you about mine, it was for sex with a minor but what happened was I slept with my wife's younger sister and she was underage. So It was a mistake but not as bad as the charge sounds." Holding my poker face during that was a stretch. One guy asked "Are you guys all uptight with policies, like if I look at a girl's ass am I going to get fired?" Resumes and Interviews are comedy gold. Remembered one more classic: I flew to Seattle to be on an interview panel. While grabbing a cup of coffee for the road, I heard a guy making noises in the breakfast area. I turned around with the rest of the folks in the lobby and proceeding to watch this guy in a suit puke all over his breakfast plate. Like it literally re-filled his plate. I scooted out of there to avoid any mercy puke on my part. Guess who rolls in as the first interview of the day... Could not get that image out of my head...

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America's prison system and then "we will never give you a job again if you have a record" seems primarily set up to ensure people can never turn their lives around.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I completely agree with you at the same time she didn’t ask what his felony was and it saying wasn’t a big deal for sleeping with a minor is creepy former felon or not

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    #47

    I know someone who even before the interview, they knew they wanted to hire him. His grades were awesome and he'd done an intern year there already. The technical interview and group exercises went really well. Then they had tours of the place with the current graduates. During that time he went to casual, asking about the girls that worked there, what kind of action he'd get etc. If he'd asked about the social side of things itd be fine, but he was being a bit too crass about it. He did not get the job.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No company wants to deal with sexual harassment lawsuits.

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U should come see our companies , so many women and some man are harrased constantly by superiors so much that if u wanna get ahead in job u better be prepared to sleep with them. With time people just get into it and it's normal for them

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    #48

    A guy once handed in a resume that said "when I fart it smells like Cinnabon".

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, thanks, we already use vagina-scented candles from Gwyneth Paltrow

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didn't demonstrate

    #49

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) One applicant left our HR manager a message that he couldn't make the proposed interview time because he was getting a haircut that day. He later called back and left another message stating he realized he probably needed a job more than the haircut. He was not called in for an interview.

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    #50

    The worst candidates I had never made it to the interview stage. I had numerous persons sending me cover letters of three sentences ('I apply to this-and-this position', 'I'm available for interview', 'call me for more info') on note paper, written with pencil, with just their phone number on the bottom, no resume. They clearly just applied because they had to for benefits. The worst interview must have been the guy who was so extremely nervous he was sweating like a pig, threw coffee over his own shirt, forgot most of his English (he was from Belarus) and completely blanked out with every question. I felt bad for the guy, but this was for a lead engineer position where he would have to have lots of customer meetings so we really couldn't hire him.

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dude. Interviews in your second language are rough. Luckily for me when I panic I talk really fast, so it sound kinda fluent and confident

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it had been me I would have considered his qualifications more important. You can always put a second person with him to "guide" customer meetings. I know a lot of people who can talk a good game but couldn't find their posterior WITH a map, a gps, a human guide and a "you are here" picture.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it for people with social anxiety. They might be the best qualified but clam up during interviews

    #51

    Worked as a manager for a small company. I did preliminary interviews. Guy shows up in jeans and a plain white t shirt, an hour early to the interview. There's no chairs in the tiny front office so he has to stand there awkwardly while other applicants come and go. Finally, as I call him to the back office, I notice that he's got a pair of boobs tattooed on the side of his neck. I know this interview is going to go nowhere; my district manager isn't going to hire a guy with bare breasts on his neck, but I have to do the interview anyway. He proceeds to interrupt me every other sentence as I'm explaining the job duties and expectations, because he has a friend in the same industry and knew all about it. His answers to my interview questions ramble on without pause for me to cut in. The interview lasts twice as long as any of the others that day, and I even skipped some of the questions. I couldn't stop staring at his tits.

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    Mary Guerinot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious why you went from "boobs" to "breasts" to "tits"?

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t want to use the same word more than once?

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    #52

    I was a director at a company and was asked to interview an applicant who I had worked with at a previous company. The last time I saw him, security was escorting him from the building because he had listed one of the co-founders as a reference on an application to moonlight for our direct competition. Co-founder got a call asking "Does this guy work for you?" to which the answer, naturally, was "Not anymore." We found out he had been freelancing as a consultant for quite some time around our industry, which is just leaps and bounds outside the terms of his employee agreement. All his access was immediately revoked, his phone and laptop were confiscated, and his personal belongings from his desk were mailed to him after we finished the security review. Not sure if the company pursued litigation, but they would have had a case. So naturally, I tell my boss at the new company that he's untrustworthy, and point out that he lists the consulting on his resume as a current position along with another full-time gig that he's leaving, so he's not even being discreet about it. Boss asks me to interview him anyway because "his skill set looks good." In the interview, I brought up that had two current jobs, and asked him how much time he was spending on the consulting, and whether that would impact his full-time work. He dodged by saying to me "It hasn't ever been a problem in the past." I was just blown away. Like, I was there, dude. I was the one who revoked your access. He didn't get the job.

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    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long-time government employee here: I don't understand, based on this narrative, how being an industry consultant, even to a competitor, is "leaps and bounds outside of the terms of the employee agreement." What was the industry? How is this germane? (The response would end the interview in my field, true, but for the tone, not the words.) The only situation where working for competitors in my field, might be a negative issue, would be if I worked at the federal level, and then that's treason, not consultation. Someone explain. Caveat: in my religious background, I am morally against the concept of 'proprietary information' being grounds for non-disclosure contracts. Change my mind!

    Seedy Vine
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like we might've found the applicant from the story...

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    #53

    I was working for a concessionaire for a MLB team where we do a mass hiring event before the season starts. This man came into the waiting room in street clothes, asked to go to the restroom, and changed into a Halloween-style pimp suit. This included a hat and a cane.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with a concessions operator being visible? Big personalities attract attention, which is probably something you want when moving product on a crowd.

    #54

    I'm a recruiter for a certain university, and we do mini-interviews when we collect resumes, to know what pile to put people in. One guy asked me "I'm not planning on staying at one job very long. What are some of the skills that _____ can teach me that will make me appealing to other companies?"

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to attend an interview.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to accept rejection. Good luck with those other companies."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess what pile his resume went in.

    #55

    Had an older gentleman show up drunk to the interview and the first thing he told me is that he was a veteran. I asked to see his drivers license because in Oklahoma you can get your veteran status on it. He said he never bothered to do that, which is fine, that could happen. I then told him he was drunk and ask why I should hire someone that shows up drunk to an interview? That is when he went into an explanation about him being drunk was because of the police. They arrested him years back and he got injured during the arrest. The injury caused him to have to drink to manage the pain. So I hired him!! P.S. I didn't hire him.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, with the US medical system, I'd believe it

    Laura Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a roller coaster of emotions.

    #56

    I had a guy tell me that the way we run our business is completely wrong and it's no wonder we're not leading the market. He told me he had so many ideas that will help put us back on top. This was for an entry level reporting role in a very large multi-billion dollar company. (it should be noted that in his 10 years of work experience he had not had a single job more than 8 months)

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The typical "Can't hold a job for a year but I'll teach you how to run your business" person.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked at a satellite dish company. We employed a temp to help with data entry. He proceeds to tell me that our system was "whack" and he could get into the code and improve it. I told him if he touched any of the code in our database that he would not only be escorted out but would be financially reliable for whatever it cost to fix. Amateur coders are a dangerous set.

    #57

    His cover letter was just a piece of paper that said 'COVER LETTER' on it.

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    Gogamash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the information was not wrong

    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago

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    My cove@ lette@ is the @. I cove@ eve@y one of those.

    #58

    Work starts at 8 a.m. Guy asks, 'How about you make an exception for me and let me start around 10?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we make it that you don't have to start at all? Because you don't ...

    #59

    He placed his unlit half-smoked cigarette on my desk at the start of the interview.

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He shouldn't smoke in the office in the first place.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can smoke the rest of it later!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get when there are no ashtrays around anymore...

    #60

    Are you single? Actual question from a candidate.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candidate: Are you single? Interviewer: are you? C: (enthusiastically) YES! I: well, must be sad to be single and jobless.. bye bye

    #61

    Employers Share What Made Them Reject Job Candidates Right Away During The Interview (30 Posts) Not an HR Recruiter but done some interviewing. Best one was, when we got to the "have you got any questions for us" portion, candidate said "oh yeah!" then pulled out a book called "answering interview questions for dummies", leafed through and went "ooo, here's a good one!" and asked that. Can't even remember what question candidate asked!

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    Kevin Wayne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are so much people so stupid? If the darwinistic theory (survival of the fittest) were true, then why are stupid people not yet extinct? Probably because our economic world needs them too...

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that it's a slow process.. a painfully slow one..

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you did determine that they could read.

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    #62

    A very experienced career sales guy applied for a full time sales gig at our store, he came in about a week before his formal interview just to say hi amd introduce himself to the manager. He had arrived wearing a Hawaiian shirt, board shorts and thongs (flip flops for you filthy Americans) , as he had come in unannounced and it wasn't formal yet this was fine. However the next week when he arrived for his formal interview he was dressed in the exact same outfit. I just couldn't believe it, we weren't sure if he was just that confident that he would be hired because of his experience, or whether he legitimately didn't give a f**k. This guys interview lasted all of about 5 min, he did not get hired and instead we hired a 23 year old with zero sales experience who actually worked out great.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what clean Americans call flops?

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them flip flops. Some guy who invented butt floss underwear ruined the term "Thong."

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet you are a real peach in interviews yourself with the "filthy Americans" crac

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't seem very polite either (filthy? that was a failed attempt at being funny to an unknown audience)

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Older guy was a burnout. Filthy Americans? Try flip flops, zories, go aheads and yes, thongs.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Hawaii, they are called slippers.

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm curious. "Flip flops" are shoe-like garments. 'thongs' are underwear? Except where poster hail from?

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling all of us "filthy" assures each of us that we wouldn't want to interview with you.

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    5 years ago

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    #63

    Most mind blowing interview I ever note took went something like this introductory nonsense Interviewer: Right well we’re going to start with 6 standardised questions. Take your time and think about your answer. Tell us about a time when you exceeded in the workplace, what results did you get and how did you achieve them? Our Hero: thinks for about 5 seconds ... pass

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he did exceptionally well, with the turnaround time to answer the question.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate those questions, as they’re obviously geared toward young people who haven’t had many jobs. I’m 59, and have been working since I was 18. So I can’t really pick out specific incidents, as there have been a load of them in 41 years, and either they tend to run together after a while or became so commonplace I just stopped taking notice of them. If one does stick out I mention it, otherwise I describe the scenario and what I generally do when faced with it.

    Tina Scogin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he didn't ask to phone a friend.

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrible question! A lot of people would not be able to answer that. Many are never in a position to "exceed".

    #64

    For a software engineer position we asked the candidate to identify any algorithms he was familiar with and how he had used them in the past. He said he didn’t know what the word “algorithm” meant and went on a rant about how he likes playing games with grids (like D&D). Another interview we asked someone several basic coding questions and every question was avoided with a story about their previous job as a stocker. Each question was more basic than the last just to see if he was even listening to us. He wasn’t (I guess).

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    #65

    I am a recruiter who works in a recruitment firm. I have been doing this for about 6 years and have seen some and been around some amazing stories. Here are some of the highlights. IT project manager: Please keep in mind that this candidate had already passed a skills test with flying colors and his resume has amazing experience exactly what we were looking for. The interview was a rubber stamp. At the interview he man was dressed like a homeless person and smelled like he was rotting from the inside out. Interview rooms at an agency like mine are small and we have many of them. This smell emptied out the entire area and had people reschedule their interviews to Starbucks or for other days. It was like a mixture of feet, hot week old diapers and vomit. Sales manager: This guy is currently employed but wants to make a move. I had head hunted him out of his current job and was looking to move him to a competitor with a larger sales staff for more money. He wanted to interview early in the morning prior to his work day and that was no problem so I met him at my office at 8:00. The issue was he had driven in but was fall down drunk. Like just finished a 26 of rye for breakfast in the elevator up. He was actually getting drunker as I talked to him. These are just some of the standouts. I've been insulted and belittled, prepositioned and attempted to be bribed by candidates. There is a saying in recruitment. You have to kiss a lot of frogs.

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    #66

    I've had candidates bomb out of interviews for various reasons, but only one that killed her candidacy by being poorly dressed. Coworker, Pete, knows I'm hiring and tells me all about Jean. I need to hire Jean. Jean is the best. Jean's CV puts her in the middle of the pack, so we ask her to come in for an interview. Jean is wearing a beach coverup and a skirt, over a swimsuit. Jean has fingercombed her hair out, at best. She is wearing heels. At the time, our office only allowed jeans on Fridays, and required collared shirts on men every day. Apparently she felt that her friendship with Pete gave her a leg up, so she didn't bother. She was not hired.

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    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm...we all wonder about what kind of friendship that they had...

    KimTx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One where they call each other 'babe's because names are too complicated.

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    #67

    True story: I was sitting outside of an interview room with several candidates for the same job, all of us waiting our turn. The guy beside me pulled out a noisy plastic packet of peanut butter crackers and started to have a snack. Shortly after that his name was called for his interview. He stood up, and without missing a beat continued to munch on the crackers as he walked into the interview room.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can smell those things a mile away. Great choice for a pre-interview snack. Just a notch below onions and garlic.

    Cocoa Beanz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a job interview and was waiting for my name to be called. There were other candidates waiting with me but they were both on their phones. Nope.

    #68

    "I need this job I can't get on a lot of places because I can't pass a drug test" I have heard this line.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    This says more about the state of drug rehabilitation treatment than anything else.

    #69

    Part of our interview process is a quick tutorial on making a basic product(s) - which will initially form most of their day (should they be hired), and they'll advance onto more difficult products over time. We're very upfront about this, put it on all the application forms, remind people when we phone to offer interviews.

    One haughty young lady "I'm not doing that, I could damage my nails". When I ask if she realises this is what she'd be doing as her daily job, she then accuses me of wasting her time, and promptly walks out. She then reported us to the 3rd party job site for lying about the job on offer. It literally said "Production Assistant" and explained the role pretty clearly.

    Another lady claimed she had "years of experience in the field", and she talked a good talk. So, take her to the Production area & pass her to one of the team for the tutorial. I don't stay as interviews are stressful enough without being watched over. About 10 mins later, I get a phone call from Production. She criticised, quite loudly, every single step she was shown, so they wanted to know what I wanted to do. I told Production to give her the components and tell her to make it however she was wanted to (after all, it could be an improvement to our method). The end product she made was absolute crap. Then when I rejected her a few days later, she informs me she'll be praying for our business to fail (and some less pleasant things...)

    Yet another lady with "Years of Experience" was offended that we'd asked her to make a basic product. Production calls me, I come back over to their unit. Candidate "was clearly so far advanced, she could do the hardest job. Why, she'd be the Production Manager within the year". Have a word with the real PM, we decide to have a little fun as it's a slow day & she's been a total b**** for Production. So, we say we'll show her the most advanced product we make. She smiles. PM just starts talking a combination of real stuff & fictional stuff. No demo, just straight up talking with vague hand gestures, with some of the materials & an example end product on display. One particular comment from the PM as an example "You'll need to take the duck billed quazzler & place it under the sewing needle which curves the stitch evenly." Candidate with a deflated look just admits she has no idea what PM just said, & just leaves.

    A young lad comes in (unusual for the profession, but I don't care. Whoever is best is all I care about). Go through the niceties & rigmarole. Goes through to Production, makes an okay product for someone lacking in experience. Not an instant "no". As we're wrapping up, ask if he has any questions. "Can I have the the blonde babe's number?"

    One candidate was an exceptionally large woman. As in we had to move a small settee so she could sit down for the interview as an ordinary chair just simply wouldn't do. She doesn't do particularly well at the interview (Came across rude & a little arrogant) but always go to Production because some people stress under interviews and they might be good at the role. She couldn't fit through the ordinary door, so we had to go to our delivery door as it was the only thing wide enough. She shown the process but is unable to do it. Her fingers aren't dexterous enough for the job, and she couldn't even use tools. Like her hand was too fat to fit through big fabric scissors, she couldn't grip other tools. She complained the entire time she was on her feet. We'd put in the description that there would be a lot of movement between areas. She'd assumed we'd just hire her "Because I'm clearly an excellent choice" & we'd change our entire Production unit to accommodate her & her capabilities. No dice.

    And my personal favourite, had one candidate be exceptionally up front. "I don't want this job, I don't even want to be here, but my mother forced me to apply. She's sitting outside right now in the car, so can I just stay here for like an hour? I'll do any little odd jobs like

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i understand the last one, pretty common especially if a stamp "unfitting" is needed to be applicable for social benefits. Others, however. People generally have an idea how seamstress work looks like, people own a pair of scissors. WHY are you going to the job interview??

    #70

    The candidate hit my car in the parking lot.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a bad coincident but doesn't say much about the applicant.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until they fail to leave insurance info. or at least mention something to take care of it.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the job is of a driver, I wouldn't hold it against them.

    #71

    His beat headphones over his neck. I don’t know if it counts though because there were many other reasons also including 3 f bombs to start the interview.

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    #72

    Ok, for context, our office was in midtown Manhattan. The subway station is literally inside our building, where you don't need to go outside to get in. Dude lives in Queens, so he is obviously taking the subway in. Also as everyone knows in NYC, at the first sign of a sprinkle, ubiquoutous 3 dollar umbrellas stands open on every street corner and subway station. He shows up dripping wet. Like, not caught in a rain shower, like, fell in a pool and did a few laps wet. Now in what little defense i can offer this guy, it was raining, but like, a light shower. Not a downpour or anything close to what it would have taken this guy to get as wet as he was. I really can't over state how soaked this dude was. I could try and get as wet as him in the rain we were having, and wouldn't come close. So the receptionist calls me, and is kind of giggling, and is like, "Hey, uhh...line.....you have a john smith here for an.....interview....i started him on the papers....but uhh...yeah just come down..." Because normal process was she would give him some papers that would take like 10 minutes to fill out, and then ring me when he was done. So i go down there, and well, wet dude. uhh...ok.... He is otherwise appropriately dressed for a office environment. Suit, bag for his (assumingly wet) papers, etc. I tell him he can work on the papers afterwards, and bring him into my office, because i really don't want to wait to get to the bottom of this. Guy sits down, with an audible squish which catches me off guard, and i'm "uhh....so.....raining out huh..." "Yeah" "Seems like you got caught in it..." "Yeah...." "Like....no umbrella?" "No" "Is it really raining that hard out there?" "Not really" "Well....you are making my chair soggy..." "oh...sorry....should i stand?" "What...no....so like, did you take the train in?" "Yeah...." "but then....how did you get so wet..." "Well its raining a bit outside...." It quickly devolved into a panel interview which was just us trying to figure out how he got so wet. We brought people in who wouldn't normally be involved in the process just to see the wet dude. I think we might have asked a total of 2 questions about actual job qualifications, and that was only as an afterthought. To this day, 10 years later, i still lay away at night wondering what the hell happened to that guy. I tried to make the case to my boss to hire him just so we could maybe one day know. "You only want to hire him to find out how he got so wet....and to see what other s**t he does...no" Our best guess is he michael scotted into some fountain or something, but again, there wasn't one in our building, and we couldn't figure out where he would have done it along his way.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The argument that at the end of his travel there's both umbrellas and a station inside the building is irrelevant --- if on his long walk towards "his" stop he got soaked, long before any stands are in view.

    Eunice Probert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have been splashed by traffic. Some folks think it's hilarious to drive fast through a big puddle and soak a pedestrian.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever consider he couldn’t afford subway fare or a cheap umbrella and walked to your building in the rain? Maybe he was too embarrassed to admit it. Poverty is humiliating.

    ispeak catanese
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The interviewer was extremely unkind. How hard would it have been to find him a towel or allow him a few mins in the rest room to attempt to dry off? He/she made a spectacle out of the applicant.

    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor guy, he had the worst day of his life and now you're still making fun of him... this is why I prefer other animals to humans

    Nicole Cabrera
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soaked by a passing car? I dunno, lol.

    les
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy might have been broke and walked to the interview

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not ask?? He could have had a reason for being wet. Kinda not fair he didn't get the job for that reason.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not ask, afterwards, and off the record?

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooor simple he got lost and stepped in the wrong station? Then walked on foot to find the address. The umbrella part is ominous, some people just hate them with passion.

    #73

    Not an interview, but...I worked for a video webcast company and we hired freelancers to operate our cameras sometimes when we were short staffed. The rule is that you wear all black so you blend into the background. Freelancer showed up in a tie dye sweatshirt and cargo shorts. He ended up operating a camera right next to the head of the bioethics committee that reports directly to the President. Not only did we not ever hire him again, the client asked us to never bring him back.

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    Bio-ethics: isn't that an oxymoron?

    #74

    I had a guy nearly flip a forklift during his working interview.

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lifts can vary quite a bit. Someone used to an IC lift might find the controls on an electric one to be a bit more touchy. I am curious how it nearly flipped it though.

    #75

    I work in HR as an assistant and the worst one I remember so far was this guy who felt he deserved a job. It was a warehouse job that paid good for hard work. After his initial interview where he was rude to both my managers and the warehouse managers in saying things like he could do it better than they were and they were hiring bad people, he didn't get the offer. Our method then was that we call you within a day if you were to be offered a job. After a week, he called and wanted to know why we didn't offer him a job and said that we'd be lucky if we had him. Said that he was waaay overqualified for the job and that we were being unfair to him as he has to support his 2 kids. Said he would drive his expensive pickup truck up to our company and stay until we came out to him in his truck and explained why we didn't hire him. Yeah...

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    #76

    The interview went very well, we hired that young woman as an office assistant. On the 2nd day of the job she asked for 75% raise and if she can get some freelance work at the place she already works at. That was her last day. So glad she was on a trial period.

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    #77

    Listen, I get it, I smoke plenty of pot — in my off time. But don't come in to work smelling like you just finished smoking a blunt in the parking lot.

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    #78

    Unusual one (imo) My wife interviews a lot of people for therapy roles or varying types. There's usually a group interview after the initial ones and all the coworkers said they wouldn't hire a woman because of her shoes. The candidate had Louis Vuitton shoes on. The reasons they gave were: "she probably wants too much money, not she like even needs the job, and perceived her as a person they wouldn't get along with". She ultimately didn't get past the first interview. I asked my wife about it and she said she didn't even notice what she had on her feet. She didn't hire her because her experience was with adults and not children.

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    Helena Houzarová
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'd been out of a job for some time, money was tight, so she wore the best shoes she already had to the interview. But some people think that if you once had enough money to buy expensive things, you can never become poor.

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of poor people borrow clothes for interviews.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the guy’s wife is the only one on the hiring team who has any integrity, because she doesn’t judge a book by its cover. Not hiring the woman because her qualifications don’t match the job is the only reason not to give her a second interview. Not her shoes or anything else about her appearance, as long as she’s made the effort to look professional. I have designer clothes and shoes too, but buy them off consignment websites like Poshmark for waaay less than full price. So she may have bought her LV shoes used and just wore them because they were her most professional-looking pair.

    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the worst reasons I have ever heard as to why you are not going to hire someone. As to has only "experience" with adults, the next question should have been, have you ever worked with children? And then with "why not" or would you be willing to accept a "intern" position?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to therapy, relevant experience is paramount. Children and adults often have significantly different emotional needs and expressions. It would be like hiring a substance abuse counselor to handle domestic assault. Just because they have the on-paper qualifications of "a degree in X" doesn't mean they have qualifying experience.

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    #79

    I served on a committee to hire a new church secretary/parish office manager. The applicant arrived wearing a heavily sequined blouse, bright pink "miniskirt," and matching bright pink high heels, studded with rhinestones. The pastor took one gander at her and made "the sign of the cross" - sending a clear signal that she wouldn't make an appropriate choice for a church position.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at my Church before they closed their doors. I tried to dress modestly and appropriately. I was greeting people. But my Church was not judgemental. People could wear whatever they wanted, within reason.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was at the one place she thought she wouldn't be judged-church. Wrong.

    Fanice Angatia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly if you're applying for such a position shouldn't you be already like spiritually higher or something. If it was just a regular congregant then the judgement point would be valid.

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    Mielie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Church people are the most judgemental people under the sun.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But still, you have to admit she would look more appropriate at a bar than a church.

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    #80

    Turned up late and swore at the receptionist

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