Anti-vaxxer conspiracies have continued to spread, and because of their beliefs - so have the measles. Oregon and Washington are among eighteen states that allow families to opt out of vaccines for viral diseases based on philosophical beliefs, which is why these areas have been the most recent hotbed for the measles outbreak. More than 50 people have been infected across Southwest Washington state and Northwest Oregon - and everyone is fed up with the anti-vaccination science deniers.

"It's an outbreak because generally, the way we define an outbreak is when you have more observed cases than expected cases. And generally with measles, the expected number is zero," Dr. Alan Melnick with Clark County Public Health told KOIN6 TV in Portland, Oregon, last week. "You know, we have a very effective vaccine for measles. Two shots are 97 percent effective. We really shouldn't be seeing measles." Scroll down below to read some of the best comebacks to anti-vaxxers on the internet and don't forget to upvote your favs! If you have your own funny comeback prepared - share it with us in the comment section!

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Elnathan John, a Nigerian writer and lawyer, called out American's who wanted travel bans on countries with Ebola by pointing out the current measles outbreak.

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CultOfBambi 7 months ago

Burn!!!

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Many anti-vaxxers use the possibility of having an autistic child as one of their debate points - but this autistic person had a counterpoint.

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Lingon 7 months ago

This one I fully concure with. I'm autistic to and not an idiot. During my life I've been headhunted by companies, worked around the world, studied years at university, experienced things few have, been in love , had my heart broken, etc. Yet theese idiots seem to think that I would be better of dead than live my life.

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An argument for not vaccinating kids is that it's more natural and therefore healthier- well this user points out that humans created vaccines for a reason.

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Luis Milian 7 months ago

Yeah Carol! pick up a book Carol!

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Anti-vaxxers say they want to return to a simpler, more 'natural' time - well this user had some holes to poke in that theory.

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Enuya 7 months ago

*sarcasm* Most likely because they didn't drink pure water. Of course it has nothing to do with vaccination. Why would it?

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Approximately 110 000 people died from measles in 2017 – mostly children under the age of 5 years according to the World Health Organization.

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Enuya 7 months ago

That's most likely the saddest post that I readed lately. In some countries, parents are fighting to vaccinate their children, while we do NOT want to vaccinate them because of some conspiracy theories. That's just plain stupid.

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Internet user highlights exactly how necessary vaccines are and other commenters jump in with equally valid comparisons.

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Noez 🇸🇪 7 months ago

True story!

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Parent brings child consent into the vaccine debate and gets shot down with the perfect answer.

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Enuya 7 months ago

If only they would care so much for the consent of the child when it comes to his freedom of religion, career plans or sexual orientation...

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This user pointed out that just because you have googled information about vaccines on the internet does not mean you know more than doctors.

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ADHORTATOR 7 months ago

I studied at the university of Youtube... :-)

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Parent in an anti-vaxxing Facebook group seeks advice against judgmental neighbors - and receives an unexpected response.

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Enuya 7 months ago

Well, his children are just like funny jokes. They probably never grow old.

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Someone creates a shirt with the two most popular conspiracy theories in one place.

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Kaisu Rei 7 months ago

Excellent shirt

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Internet user fights back against debate point that vaccines cause autism with the perfect question.

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Kaisu Rei 7 months ago

It doesn't take a lot to confuse anti-vaxxers, they're not the sharpest tools in the shed

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Anti-vaxxers try to create false equivalencies and are shut down through memes.

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Nthati 7 months ago

This is a deep comparison, wow. Parents should just vaccinate their children.

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Anti-vaxxer tries to spread fake news and conspiracies about the side-effects of vaccines and gets fact checked.

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Noez 🇸🇪 7 months ago (edited)

This is a new low.... The response better NOT be "Oh it comes and goes, you know everybody has a bad day sometimes" 😒

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Someone tried to create a shocking poster linking heroin use to vaccines, but not everyone was convinced.

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Enuya 7 months ago

Studies have shown that 100% of breathing people died. Respiration. Don't lose your child to the air.

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Anti-vaxxer posts conspiracy about vaccines only being sold in profit scheme and gets shut down.

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Monday 7 months ago

Now that is forward thinking! "Yeah Dave, we let everyone die now, but think of the profit our great great grandkids will make!"

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Someone asks for a suggestion for preventing measles other than a vaccine and another user has this 'healthy' recommendation.

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Kaisu Rei 7 months ago

Yeah here's a suggestion on how to protect your child from measles: fucking get her vaccinated

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Internet users get into an illogical argument over vaccines

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Monday 7 months ago

I have never seen a polar bear in person and thus polar bears are not real. Wake up people, polar bears are clearly a myth created by the government to prevent us from going to the arctic because THAT's where they keep the UFOs.

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An educator shuts down a anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist in long, fact based post.

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GlassOfWater 7 months ago

There's actually more aluminium in breast milk than vaccines.

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Sometimes names can be confusing.

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Calum Sanderson 7 months ago

My nephew's best friend is called Java. No joke. I hope that kid's surname is Script.

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Pinterest is not just for arts and crafts anymore.

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Enuya 7 months ago

Wow, Pinterest looks like totally reliable source...

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This anti-vaxxer is 'armed' and dangerous against disease apparently.

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Aria FAFAT 7 months ago

Arm everyone with a gun because apparently protecting yourself from other gunmen with guns is more peaceful than just banning guns in the first place. Sorry. Wrong post. Oh well.

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Two sides have spirited debate over vaccinations.

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Elizabeth 7 months ago

There was another recent Bored Panda article, written by a woman who had lifelong adverse reactions to a vaccine. She's STILL pro-vaccine. Why? The disease she was vaccinated against is still worse than her vaccine related complications https://www.boredpanda.com/tetanus-diphtheria-vaccine-side-effects-guillain-bare-syndrome-anti-vaxxers/

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