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How many times have you looked at your dog and wondered what the heck is going on in that little mind? How many midnights on Christmas Eve have you spent waiting for that humble ‘meow’ to transform into ‘hey, Dave’? Well, those days are numbered.

Thanks to Jimmy Craig, we now know not only what our pets are thinking, but also what they say to one another. The artist has illustrated all of their communication subtleties for the eye-opening They Can Talk comic series. It turns out that these feline and canine conversations reveal as much about humans as they do about our four-legged friends.

Sit back, relax, and let’s find out the truth you’ve been craving for so many years. Plus, read Bored Panda’s interview with the artist himself on the challenges that come with creating these surreal animal conversations.

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Ripley
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funnily enough, I had to move my cat out of the way to be able to access the touch pad in order to read this comic . . . although I'm having to type around his feet.

char
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my dog does the same thing (she's about the size of a fat cat).

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Raine Soo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, that sounds about right.

Dutch VanZandt
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my two is blocking the keyboard as I type this...

Colin L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like a ninja, a cat remains close... but unseen!

Maya Haze
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is soooo straight to the point!

Sara Uyehara
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our cat was nice enough to sleep ON THE PILLOW "justabove" my head. I liked it!

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've said this before but when my husband was in his first marriage they had a cat that would pee on his crotch every night.

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    #2

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fiends! Raise the alarm!

    Grumble O'Pug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!!!! My dog is like "children!!! Playing in their yard! How dare they!!!"

    BusLady
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're coming to my house next! Don't let them in!

    Alejandro Granados
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jajaja this is really fun and its a little real XD

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dog... NO ONE can walk on our street in front of the house without him having a fit... Lord help the person who rings the doorbell.

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    Jason M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, it's a (insert political figure name here) supporter! *pause for backlash*

    Marshmallow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the question is how the rest of us survive WITH a brain

    Shelby Marks
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a casual conversation between me and my friend

    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met lots of human Jellyfish.

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    Bored Panda spoke to the artist himself, Jimmy Craig, in order to find out the source of his seemingly endless inspiration. “I recently got two cats, which explains why I’ve been writing a little more cat comics than usual.“ It turns out that inspirational flow is always in front of him: “When they’re being total psychopaths, the silver lining is that I’ll get a comic idea out of it.”

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    One of the hardest parts of making the comics has to do with animal expressions. “Sometimes it’s challenging to give the animals recognizable expressions without making them look too human.” Craig adds: “I still try to keep the comic somewhat grounded in reality.”

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    Ljdia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. This would explain things.

    LittleMissLotus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog really likes this game, along with the one called eat the most dangerous things in the house

    Tenay Douglas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog on the right is like "youuuuuu"

    Mariana Cajal Aviña
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! -Bark -Macky stop -Bark bark -Macky is late at night -bark bark bark bark bark bark bark... now I uderstand

    Pernille Dyre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my husband and our dog 😂😍

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    #5

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    Christopher Hughes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give bread, receive coin. dark deals.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crow just ruined his reputation--and it was adorable!

    THOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they bring good luck if yur norse tho

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    #6

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    Water Bottle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Mother Russia the birds eat you

    Tessa Thompson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia, everything either kills you, eats you, or kills you and then eats you. Usually, it just kills you.

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    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another lesson taken from the sequel to "The Cat's Handbook on How to Handle Humans": "The Cat's Handbook on How to Handle Any Other Living Creature".

    Caroline
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in my cat's case, it's mice

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww nooo birds are awesome. I have 7 feather babies.

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    The artist believes that our thoughts are much more similar to our pets’ than we’d like to think. “I like to think that animals have similar thoughts as us, so whether I’m thinking about what animals might be saying to each other or imposing my own thoughts on them, there’s some truth in both.” 

    Jimmy Craig has been working on his They Can Talk project since 2015, but he believes that his drawing has improved over time. “I still keep the backgrounds simple (or non-existent), but I think there’s more consistency in the look and style of the animals.”

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    Christopher Hughes
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea, I mean, who doesn't know about the couch fairy?

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen: I would like to talk to your manager.. oh wait! That's me.. what do I do now?

    GamerX
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still need an answer

    Karen Shalala
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing that this addressed to me, a pet parent of 4 dogs!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could blame the cat, but we don't have a cat.

    Alicia Storey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen did hit the Chardonnay pretty hard last night!

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    WVR Spence
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, "Wow, that's a lot of bathrooms..."

    WVR Spence
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate quote: "Look at all those bathrooms!"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the way that dog thinks!

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm just realized I am on #7 & I have up voted vhf them all so these should all be #1!!!

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    #9

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read that cats think that we really are oversized and dim-witted kin.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's why they bring us dead animals, coz we are terrible at hunting..

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    desert29rat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as they say, "No outfit is complete without a few cat hairs."

    Beatriz Horrocks
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. My 5 cats make sure I am covered in their fur so I can stay warm

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I must be a dog (proud mom of a hairy Pomeranian).

    Destiny Rose
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't cat hair, it's kitty glitter.

    Ashley Nell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My white cat did that to my black jacket, Fur was EVERYWHERE

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    For all the They Can Talk fans out there, you’re likely to see more comic scenarios in the near future. “I’m satisfied as long as I’m doing something creative. Thankfully, exposure from the comic has led to other opportunities and I hope it continues to serve as a sort of portfolio for my writing and illustration.”

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm new to cats because I'm allergic but benadryl does the trick. This stray cat we took in is awesome. Every time after she eats she gets in my lap and gets close to my face, looks me in the eyes and purrs til I get her real good then she lays down to sleep. After every meal.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

    Donna Cheung
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my fav comics because I have a turtle and a cat and they're exactly that.

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Looks like you're stuck with me now!"

    Chiara1125
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that was probably the case with unicorns

    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that giraffes exist, it's safe to assume they did.

    Jens Hykkelbjerg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have been unicorns ... would explain a lot

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the female cockroach had said this.

    Linda Cross
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more topical than we would like

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    #12

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor jellyfish! At least he didn't get eaten.

    Niobe Marchalant
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, trash bags and jellyfish look a lot alike so no wonder those turtles didn't want to choke on it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, pollution just saved your life.

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    There are millions of species in the world, but only a few of them communicate with language. Usually, their conversations are based on much more basic means of expression—anything from body language to instinctive calls. Moreover, humans are known to have a brain template for acquiring language and it’s crucial in learning multiple languages.

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    Lyop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like....they just know, yeah?! Uncanny...

    Pamela Scott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For ages Hubby said we could not have a cat because I am allergic. When I reached the point that I had to start taking allergy meds year round I asked my doc which was worse me being alone in the house all by myself for at least 47 1/2 hours while Hubby traveled back and forth to work or having a pet I am allergic to but covered by the meds, SO I have had a cat for almost 4 years now. He even figured out how to signal when my facial nerves are starting to flair so I take the meds I need for that. He is a great support animal even though I have not had him trained his instincts kick in when I need him. I do not plan on taking him out in public though because I don't trust other people with him!!! He is a great cat, it is people I don't trust!

    Shelbs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol this is like my cats they love my best friend who is allergic to them!

    Kim Lee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always make a beeline for me, with something like a smirk on their faces, lol

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right. I have allergies. My two cats chose me.

    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! Let’s go sit on their lap AND HUG DEM

    Robert Robi Z
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when they curl their tail around the legs <3

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    Lyop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, all I need is a pond with mud and a breathing apparatus. Cool

    LittleMissLotus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That settles it I'm bringing a kiddie pool of mud to Christmas dinner

    Niobe Marchalant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually turtles don't breathe underwater, they slow their heartbeat so low that they conserve the air for longer.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but mostly the holiday family parties

    Evelyn Kirkaldy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that during hibernation underwater, turtles breathe with their butts?

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if they don't want something serious, do they just lick the guy's head?

    Night Owl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking the right question there

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that prayer didn't work.

    Water Bottle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To explain this, sometimes during sex the female preying mantis will bite the males head off to make him ejaculate faster.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. The only time mating cannibalism was ever observed in mantises was a flawed study where the mantises were not being properly fed.

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    Gary Goodwin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The female mantis is involved, but the male is totally committed.

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    The crucial question is whether these means of communication could be called accidental or intentional. According to Carl Safina, the author of Beyond Words: What Animals Think and Feel, all species of free-living great apes use gestures to communicate. And these gestures aren’t random. They’re directed at specific individuals who understand them, and they’re used intentionally and flexibly. Meanwhile, he writes, “humans happen to be talkers. Think of the words wasted.”

    When you think about it, humans could have been wrong altogether—fewer words don’t mean less communication, and quite on the contrary—too many words are just jabbering without a purpose.

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    Niobe Marchalant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why have something given to you when you can have the same thing somewhere else?

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til kitty discovers the draw strings on a pair of pants!

    desert29rat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoelaces are very popular as well.

    Patricia Muncey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when it the string in your pants!

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup- be careful what you teach them (or let them get away with).

    Night Owl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. When my late cat was a kitten I taught it to play with my hands and with my hair. Bad idea

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    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The cat day 751: my captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I'm forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape....that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane.'

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a winter coat with built-in cat toys. The hood drawstring had fuzzy pom-poms at the ends and I couldn't bend down to put my boots on without a cat running up to play with it.

    Pamela Scott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoo boy!!! Better take a deep breath fast cause he is gonna get that!

    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10.000 upvotes from me. Lol

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the joy of growing up.

    Pamela Scott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the time is right he will just know!!!

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    Lyop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a serious note though, it's kinda tragic that these dogs can hardly make it in their own....and it's our fault.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cannot breathe very well, and they cannot give birth normally... Why do so many people find abnormalities in dogs and cats 'cute' and adore to see them suffer on a daily basis? I could not stand an hour of hearing my beloved pet laboriously try to get some oxygen to his lungs. These stunted breeds did not look like this a hundred years ago.

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    Cindy Snow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that dogs think were out hunting and they worry we may get eaten my a bigger predator.

    THOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why my dogs weigh more than me and can kill stuff. they would make it

    Kallie Wilbourn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that we abused the relationship with over-breeding (among other things). But there is evidence that dogs were first attracted to humans, their food remains, like bones, and eventually formed a partnership (you help hunt; then no shortage of leavings). But those dogs were probably so much different. I would say wolves have a better life if it weren't for people hunting and poisoning them.

    Vanessa Carter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fat-Fat and his smarter sister....LOL!"

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't speak too soon. If the dog gets hungry, he might just eat you.

    Katrin Pana
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most dogs can’t survive in the wild... that’s why we see skinny dieing dogs.

    Chewie Baron
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small and large dogs wouldn't be able to survive if humans were to disappear forever. Just medium sized dogs. And cats obvs.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    Yes, but the cat will eat you if you're left alone to die The dog will mourn you until he dies too.

    Mariët
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs eat their owners too. It takes 'm days but they will.

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    Diana Eriksson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats not conforming to society's expectations is exactly what society expects them to do though.

    Eirik Johnsbråten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can conform to pretty much anything.

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you must put me in a box, make sure it's a *big* box.

    Night Owl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not too big either. It has to be the perfect size. And for some cats any box will do no matter the size (see Maru)

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    Lukyan Terdal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Society never expected me to be worth anything. Well, I'll show them...

    Olivia Masterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case, I am a cat in a human body.

    Tamara Ericsson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All 3 of my cats... We've got pet beds scattered throughout the house, but they'd rather use the empty Goya box lmao... The beds end up getting used by the dogs 🤷🏼

    Pamela Scott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to really make your cat happy get him a dog bed. They are padded way better and roomier!!!

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson One in "The Cat's Handbook on How to Handle Humans".

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    Chelsea Bates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Then I don't want to be a good cat"

    Iapetos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who claim to hate cats and love dogs, deserve neither.

    Rosie Hamilton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with cats and so was always a big fan but my husband loved dogs - we eventually were able to get a dog and I realised that I absolutely love them both.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can honestly say that I have never said that about any cat I have ever known.

    Firework
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that dogs a girl. Female dogs are bitches, look it up in the dictionary.

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    Abby Not Normal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only like dogs who act like cats.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very thankful that one of my dogs, who particularly enjoys rolling in fox poo, is useless at judging where it is as he rolls on to his back and inevitably rolls NEXT to the poo. Phew... or pew...

    AnimalMetalHeadUK
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, all mine LOVE fox-poo, black and greasy and so so smelly, i see them at a distance do that shoulder drop and i'm like nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't roll in that.

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    NanZ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an adorable blond cocker spaniel that loved doing that. One day stands out in my memory. Just before she was going to the groomer she covered herself in mulberry bird c**p! She was happy and purple and she stunk really bad!

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone!'

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    Lyop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo many people can relate to this hahahaha!

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    Christopher Hughes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try going close, just throw a shoe/ use a flamethrower/ blowtorch. The only real options.

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    Hermione Granger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my next trick, I will make the human scream.

    NAHUM CORBALEY
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spiders are magical!!! they can be big as a foot and small as an inch

    Mariana Cajal Aviña
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, true! I so don't like to kill them, but they so don't like to been send outside friendly without surprise jumps :(

    Shadowpuppy_123
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know if I should be sad that the spider's about to be killed or not..

    Ashley Nell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!! the spider CANNOT get on you!!

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the screams and chaos begin!

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    Christopher Hughes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I punch his organs, he gives me head pats, it's a game we play"

    Batty
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I like to keep my skin zipped tight :)

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    Hermione Granger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give them death glares, they feed me, it's a routine.

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm... yeah. I just advise anyone who visits to wipe down the surfaces they wish to use as I've lost this game.

    Bunzilla
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We continually find kitty footprints on our electric stovetop. .... even though she burnt her toe beans once, while we weren't around. You would have thought she'd learn. But nope. (I had to doctor those little toe beans with aloe gel and scent-free moisturizer...)

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I knock everything off the table.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hide under the bed, reach out and claw her brand-new $60 Victoria's Secret hosiery. Actually it's not a game...I just hate her boyfriend.

    Janet Beck McIlwain
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Linds this would be Peach! (maybe poppy too)

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the dog scatters them again. It's a game they play.

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    Elina Kuusisto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually eating the algae coating the gravel and spitting it back out.

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    Lyop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like your not going to all the same.!

    Batty
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sniiiiiiiff* Ah, Larry, old chum!

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    Olivia Masterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me happy that humans don't geet acquainted like dogs do. Can you imgine?

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god, humans don't have to sniff each others butts!!!!

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just thinking the same thing about you.

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just stop here and wash my butt. Don't mind me!

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I've pushed my TV to the edge...

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that what Christmas trees are for?

    Alexis Grunden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make little indoor astro-turf piddle pads for this. You know, when it's 'Oh, H*LL naw!' degrees out~

    Karen Klinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason I don't have a dog!

    Bob Beltcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he's peeing on your carpet.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me! Seriously, my little guy loves to go out in the snow.

    Susann Campbell
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I lived in an area that snowed and I had any animal that was in the house, I would train them to go in the litter box and pee pads. Snow is for playing without surprises on your boots and snow balls. Look out Bob here comes a chocolate snow ball.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, my bro, and our dad: "It was not a good idea to eat outside, the mosquitos are eating us alive!" Mom: "No, it's fine, there are hardly any mosquitos at all." One by one, we flee inside. Mom: "Where did all the mosquitos come from?"

    Nina Reyes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitoes laugh at me, after I spray some Off. "Nom, nom, we are thirsty hooman! We flew all the way from the chemical plant!"

    SilverFoX
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw... So cute. That would explain all of the mosquito bites on my sis

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww..... who's a viscious killer?

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to give mine cat-nip filled toys so they get kitty-stoned and leave me be for a while...

    Lukyan Terdal
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he lets it go, and catches it again!

    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Practice murder"... Yep, that's my cats.

    Iapetos
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    5 years ago

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    It's not murder by any meaningful definition.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My shock when I moved from a house surrounded by fields to a house surrounded by trees... The dawn chorus is LOUD!

    desert29rat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doves in my yard not only sing me awake in the early morning, they also do a vigorous tap dance on the air conditioner.

    Marlene Ricker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, we lived on a farm. There was a lovely big tree right next to our bedroom window. Every morning, whole flock of crows would sit in the tree and caw for all they were worth. I called them our Hallalieujah chorus (this is probably spelled wrong but forgive me).

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rooster said the same thing.

    Tara Brooks
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I call a mocking bird...

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess no one likes a sour apple.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, could be a crabapple tree.

    Karen Klinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of those are quite tasty.. You mean the ornamental crabapple, which if you're lucky has NO taste.

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    Maximus Prime
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody understands it doesnt want it because it is drenched in toxic pesticides? I hope all of you that like those wash them care fully and or peel them.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's because they're granny smith apples.

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    Sam Petter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: sourness is a specific reaction to hydronium from acids, which caterpillars aren't equipped to register.

    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.... but I like granny smith apples.... K, I'm not a worm though.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is deep. On a lot of levels.

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly the view out my window. Could have drawn the tree and cat from the porch. My cat is this color and the branches are exactly like in the drawing.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness for the Fire Department.

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not really- just causing a melodramatic scene to have all the commotion of emergency services and the hysterical human (who thinks they're the owner) come out in force for the unnecessary rescue. Like directing a movie.

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    Pamela24
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum once accidentally put her hand in between our cat's paw and ear which the cat was just about to scratch. The claws got reaaallly deep. Ever since then my mum always scratches the cat's ear very very harshly because apparently, it's what works. And this cat who taught her that in the first place had only three legs so she had real problems to scratch one of the ears and immensely appreciated it... (Sorry, I got a little carried away...memories...)

    THOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even when you do it for them they still do it

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    John Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often wondered that myself.

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and they do it often, and don't learn from the past.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a deal with the cat: just climb up there and give it a good push.

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    Marshmallow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cooking skills in a nutshell

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also eucalyptus catches fire and burns exceptionally well. Worst tree ever.

    NMN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are great for making paper though (all those eucalyptus farms for paper and floor ugh...)

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    LittleMissLotus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me and Twinkies they're so gross but I can't help it lol

    Sam Petter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make it worse, there's enough variation in eucalyptus from place to place that koalas will sometimes reject available plants bc it's too different from what they're used to

    TrashPandaru
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it makes me hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten checks in the mail. Didn't mind those at all.

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    Karen Klinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's important, it gets sat upon so no one sees it.

    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof why the world is not flat: Cats would’ve pushed everything over the edge.

    TeeMarieTisMe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former roomate's cat would actually EAT the mail. She loved paper and was particularly fond of coupons.

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    NAHUM CORBALEY
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder how long it will take to eat half of an acres of grass.

    Tamara Ericsson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, until you hurl it back up 🤢

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    Marlene Ricker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually surprised I don't have hairballs of my own! Their hair is everywhere and on everything.

    Jason M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I never see human lick himself. Maybe is afraid of hair on tongue. I help."

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reach for the stars. No literally, get that star up there.

    Ashley Nell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like, every cat I've ever had!

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    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats can afford the be choosy as any food they refuse is given to the neighbour's cat who treats my house like its own private takeaway... and I give mine something else off the menu.

    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the neighbour's cat who treats my house like its own private takeaway... " I feed a cat the same way.

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    Ljdia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂👍 these comics are too good. Maybe animals do hear music in everyday nature sounds, and have their own musical taste! Who knows!

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They definitly have their own musical taste! I once had a cow that loved folk music - would always chew and nod her head to the beat. Whereas other cows really roll their eyes and ears and look miserable

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They eat it anyway although it's technically poison. You know, like humans with alcohol.

    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello delicious, not-healthy poison that I will eat rn YAY

    Laugh Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tiny dog found a wild bar of chocolate in our park once... just lying in wait in the undergrowth. Fortunately she only got a small nibble in before I snatched it off her... and ate it myself! NO! Just kidding with that last bit.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do I, except for when they come by the thousands. Did you know that they bite?

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    PotterHead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my house. No joke we have like thousands of these.

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    5 years ago

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    Niobe Marchalant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what if it rains after we re-re built it?

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that dog certainly quashed the cat's dreams.

    Imitating
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I take my cat outside on a leash. She loves little walks and going outside

    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dog and one outside cat and one indoor cat (tired of vet bills). And the indoor cat can sooooooooo relate...

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    Marlene Ricker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!

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    Karen Hilliard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In spring the stink bugs are trying to leave your house, they enter in the fall.

    Renny
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the stink bugs entering my office every other day.

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    Pryjmaty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the stinkbug has become the state bird for Tennessee.

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone enjoys dove candies...

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily mine are ineffective hunters...

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    Rinpai
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can make the dough rise? Sprinkle it with cheese~~~~ Cover it with sauce and add some toppings to that! The Pizza man can!

    Chancey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can make the dough rise Sprinkle it with cheese Cover it with sauce and add some toppings if you please! The pizza man can, the pizza man can.

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    Rory Ell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we wish you a merry doggomas and a happy new year

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    Laugh Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you are already the best boy. All doggos are.

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a ringworm. I love jewelry.

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    Elina Kuusisto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what those little turds are doing! Lol

    bryguy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats sit in the same corner every day from around 6pm to 8pm just starring at the corner. I figured it was a ghost cat that he is friends with

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    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or will it make you a cat?

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    misteriosa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what a friend and I discussed several years ago, when 1.5m of snow on average covered my city and surrounding towns- Look, it looks so.... clean and beautiful. It took about a week to make transportation and other things work, to clean the streets, schools were off, but honestly, the city never looked cleaner. I hate the snow but miss those times.

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    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also don’t know what you are so- wait will you eat me?

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    Kryogen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with my wife, too much words for my brain..

    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said .... Whoo - Whee - Haha!

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    Lyop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he had stopped in the middle and decided to go back, well, no tale would have been told!

    Jason M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes wonder if the squirrels do this because it's like a temporary shield against a hawk or something swooping and grabbing them when they try to cross an open road.

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    Pau Tea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, little guy! Me too...

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    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greeeeeeat yeah… and it won’t.. like… dry up or anything?

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    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, what is a ‘tropical place’ anyway? What does ‘tropical’ mean??

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