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We’ve all tried to read more at some point, but it's a lot tougher than it sounds. You settle down, open a book and before you know it, the big zzz’s roll in and you’ve swapped ‘A Tale of Two Cities’ for ‘A Tale of One Sleepy’!
Luckily, Decluttr.com are here to help. The site has taken some of America’s best novels and summarised in an attention-span-friendly 140 characters or less
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Anouk 7 years ago
I didn't read all the posts on this thread initially but did address this further down. I'm giving the title the benefit of the doubt and assuming they meant to say 'America's Best LOVED Novels'. We all know that Americans think they invented everything but we know better :)
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#2
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Marice Ogrimen 7 years ago
True. But I think it's about the top books that were sold/read/famous/raved in America. :)
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Kieron Behan 8 years ago
One cannot survive while the other still lives; guess which one dies.
Kaleo Hayase 5 years ago
you mean either must die by the hands of the other, for neither can live while the other survives
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b l a n c 5 years ago
i can't believe you haven't! it's amazing, and my favourite!
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Pobin Rice 6 years ago
Or without the feminist agenda...... he is a boarderline alcoholic bachelor
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Stephanie Davidson 5 years ago
Both husbands that died she hated. She didn't realize she loved Rhett until he is leaving her.
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Catherine Gould 6 years ago
C.S. Lewis was also a theologian (Christian religious) author, so it should be no surprise that all the books in the Narnia series are actual bible stories. The fist is effectively Genesis
Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago
I agree it shouldn't be a surprise. But it made me laugh because you expect the second phrase to say "into a magical snow covered world" or something. Instead it changes from literal to metaphorical in a heartbeat. Funny!
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Malwina Wieczorek 8 years ago
English, not American. Maybe you should get the title of this article changed?
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Eli Lynch 5 years ago
That's not something I'd admit to people. Your teachers should be fired.
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crazy crab 7 years ago
Islamic Sunni/Shiite Schism transposed to Christianity. Plus bonus bad monk.
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Isabella DeBenedetto 8 years ago
JINGLE BELLS TWILIGHT SMELLS EDWARD RAN AWAY JACOB LIES BELLA DIES POTTER ALL THE WAY HEY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Livvy-Rose Richards 5 years ago
I love twilight stop insulting it if people wanna read or watch twilight let them.
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
I mean I've never read it... and I love Harry Potter so much... but you have a point. If the roles were reversed, I'd feel so sad...
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TipsyTopsyTarby 5 years ago
Twilight legitimately sucks. The main character's personality is clumsy and books, once a man leaves her life she loses all will to live. Edward is a bit of a stupid dude. Leave your idiot stupid girlfriend when you know she's lowkey obsessed with you. Jacob is Meh. Carlisle only good character.
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Anouk 7 years ago
I'm sure this has already been addressed someone in the comments but I sincerely hope the main title of this thread relates to 'America's Most POPULAR Novels' - because it sure as hell implies that Charles Dickens and J K Rowling are Americans. And of course, we all know that the Americans invented EVERYTHING in the world, but just no.
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Marina Allemani (ReginaVeleno) 8 years ago
Besides the American/Non-American thing, I'd like to reverse this for a moment and think about the effort it took to write some - seemingly - dull stories in ways that made those very stories (almost?) immortal.
Marina Allemani (ReginaVeleno) 8 years ago
Besides the American/Non-American thing, I'd like to reverse this for a moment and think about the effort it took to write some - seemingly - dull stories in ways that made those very stories (almost?) immortal.
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