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50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group
Let’s face it, Amazon is your go-to site for just about anything. With a wide array of about 12 million items across different categories, virtually anything you dream up can land on your doorstep in no time. A giant tub of flaky sea salt? You bet. A headband with mullet hair attached to it? Absolutely! No matter what you look for, there's most likely an item on the mega-retailer that can take care of it for you.
But once you scroll beyond the necessities, things take a different turn. In fact, it gets so weird that you have to see it to believe it. So allow us to introduce you to one entertaining corner of Reddit aptly called 'The deep, dark rabbit hole of Amazon'. This online group is dedicated to finding the most bizarre and unexpected products, reviews, and comments that tend to fly under the radar on the site.
More than 33k members of the community comb Amazon to bring its unhinged layers into the spotlight, and we have gathered some of the most ridiculous things to share with you below. So welcome to the oddest gift guide where you're bound to find something you definitely don’t need, but now desperately want. Be sure to upvote your favorite pics, and let us know what you think about them in the comments!
Psst! For more of the worst things for sale on Amazon, check out Bored Panda's earlier piece right over here.
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Absolute Agony
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
I first heard this joke about 55 years ago. Yes, I'm in my 70s, and it is at least that old a groaner. 😉
Dude nDude 3 years ago
He did it wrong… you stick it handle side in and then kinda scrub the toilet. Works 100%
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
This is hilarious, but my only problem is the 1 star review that will negatively impact the seller. A joke's not worth hurting someone's business.
Ivo H 3 years ago
Yes!! No one should EVER worsen a product review just to make a silly joke.
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PolymathNecromancer 3 years ago
FINALLY something that is *truly* funny and not just a chuckle or groaner... five internets for you today!
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#2
Relationship Saved!
Cara G 3 years ago
Maybe if he'd spent some more time clicking HER mouse they wouldn't be in this situation.
der sebbl 3 years ago
Maybe he's joking. Maybe he's okay with her having a lover.
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#3
Pretty Successful Bookkeeper
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago (edited)
honestly, i can believe some people are stupid enough to fall for this (edit: guys, im aware it was a joke.. if this were real, i could believe what i stated previously)
AlanandLeila Hoyt 3 years ago
There was a $2000 book that the bookstore I used to work at accidentally ordered ( we had a “hey look at this funny book” list that a new manager accidentally ordered for the store). It was a 20 page book in huge font (two sentences per page) speaking of nonsense conspiracies and how to make money. Luckily we were able to return it after arguing on the phone for awhile.
Tessb90 3 years ago
The reviews on Amazon are one of two types. Reviews written by people who have purchased the product through Amazon and it will have a "verified purchase" next to the title. The rest are reviews written by random bored people who have nothing better to do.
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Christopher Buteau 3 years ago
Just bought it Now I see the coincidence of the title to the price Maybe I should cancel.
'The deep, dark rabbit hole of Amazon' subreddit has been around for quite some time. Ever since it was created in 2014, it has been steadily growing and gaining a strong foothold on the platform. With over 33k members, it's the perfect outlet to showcase some of the craziest finds ever discovered on Amazon and poke fun at the side of consumerism where the level of weirdness is way above normal.
"Have you ever seen something for sale on Amazon that made you step back and say, 'What the [hell]?'" the moderator asks in the community description. "Link that product here!" Well, hundreds of users accepted the invitation. "Also, general WTF's *about* Amazon, e.g., their shipping policies, their customer service? Share that, too!" People over there always seem to be on the lookout for the strangest, wackiest, and most ridiculous products and reviews to share with fellow members of the group, and they do not disappoint.
#4
I Guess I Can Wait One More Day
M Kawai 3 years ago
That's frightening! I'd be so nervous making sure my big fingers didn't tap the wrong one!
Angie May 3 years ago
Jokes on them my card would be declined so fast it'd give me whiplash 😂
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Kostas Tsen 3 years ago
Plot twist - it is a birthday gift for your wife who has been seriously mad at you for forgetting it is on the 29th
Keerthi Vardhan 3 years ago
I'd wish I was the delivery guy delivering the day before. I'd do no more than 5-6 deliveries a month to meet my needs.
#5
My Mum Found This On Amazon For A Turntable
Becky Samuel 3 years ago
Any of us who lives under the delusion that our lifestyles are not at the expense of child labor and poverty is living in cloud cuckoo land.
RandomFrog(He/They️️) 3 years ago
This is a good joke- a great joke even, but I need you to stop
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago
no this is foul 😭- please say this isn’t the truth- (although considering amazon, it might be)
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
As I commented elsewhere, the answers are usually written by other customers, not the sellers. So this one was just making a joke.
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C.B. 2 years ago
I'd like to point out that this is a customer using the "Ask A Question" feature which actually sends an email to other customers who have purchased and reviewed the item. I suspect the person who has answered is like me and gets pi**Ed off with the idiots who can't bother to read and understand that asking questions like, why does it take so long to ship, should be sent to the sellers. I don't mind answering sensible, legitimate questions from other customers but I'm sick and tired of "my item has arrived damaged, can I get a replacement" or "why is this now £15 more expensive" so I have also started giving snarky answers back. If you can't beat the idiots then join 'em - I have some fun 😇
#6
The Best Cup
Bouche Clay 3 years ago
It is what the picture showed. I suppose I shouldn't think this is funny, but I do. *hangs her head in shame while giggling*
Dee Mendes 3 years ago
Reminds me of the time I got scammed by a targeted ad on FB...I thought I was ordering some leggings made of several different colors of material. What I got was a low resolution photo of the thumbnail from the ad, blown up and printed on the cheapest quality spandex tights. (Sad trombone)
izzy (pan)da 3 years ago
oh my god i feel so bad but i'm laughing so hard at the image of those tights
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Shaen ONeal 3 years ago
Have you ever seen the one with the child holding a dinosaur pillow? They put that image on a standard pillowcase.
Karen Evans 3 years ago
well, i ordered blue denim thread and received a pumpkin-themed shower curtain - i can hardly wait to post that in a review with pics!
Some of the most important rules to consider before sharing something with the group is that the post cannot include any affiliate links, although it should state the price and the description somewhere in the title.
Moreover, one of the most important rules is that the item must be weird. "Your post must contain items on Amazon that are unusual, weird, or bizarre content that, well, you wouldn't EXPECT to find on Amazon," the moderator explained. "Gag gifts must be weird, not just funny. 'Weird' items are subjective, and links can be removed for being too normal at moderator discretion."
#7
"Heart Shaped" Bicycle Safety Light
Cute panda 3 years ago (edited)
Oh you sweet summer child… Edit: OMG THANK YOU! Most upvotes I’ve ever had
Veronica Devlin 3 years ago
Considering they way they’re hanging one can safely assume it’s not winter.
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Persephone 3 years ago
My boyfriend and I bought this... we're having a contest to see who can successfully sneak it onto his best friends bike.
Cara G 3 years ago
Please let us know who wins and how the ball sneaking is accomplished. Thank you in advance.
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Britches are for everyone 3 years ago
This unit needs to be tested occasionally by gripping them gently, turning to the side and coughing.
#8
Was Looking For A Camera To Keep An Eye On My Dog And Came Across This
Jane Dorothy Warner 3 years ago
In the UK, 'having relations' is actually a valid term for having s*x.
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John Dilligaf 3 years ago
Arizona Game & Fish puts up trail cameras at strategic places like trails and waterholes to monitor wildlife. Some of them are infrared night cameras. They published a book, nice shots of deer, bears, mt lions, etc. And one old guy doing a naked hike. They'd blacked out his face and ..other bits... but I swear to God, dude had on nothing but a hat and hiking boots
MyCatsTheRealPanda 3 years ago
What's better than a naked nighttime hike?!
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#9
Say What You Will About Poison, 10000 Pairs Of Earrings For $10.57 Is A Deal
SobyKay 3 years ago
10000 battery-operated poisonous earrings of super inferior quality were taken off the bodies of a super unlucky family who all died totally different dramatic deaths within the same time frame.....am I close???
Ovata Acronicta 3 years ago
Only $10 for guaranteed lithium battery doom, cheating of money, and getting murked by a car accident, walking, and then drinking water? in that order?? sign me up.
juice 3 years ago
Found it on Amazon and it has a different description: "This is a special earring. The pendant is a sequin butterfly design. It is divided into two parts: ear cuff and screw back earrings. If you go out the chain, it can be used as two different earrings. They are linked by a chain, which is an unexpected idea. The top of the earrings is a screw-clip and ear-cuff type unpierced earrings accessories. The screw can be adjusted freely to wear. This earring does not require any piercing for your ear. Fashion, abstract, minimalist design for your lover, wife, child, daughter, mother, friends, relatives. Exquisite Packaging: 1pcs Gift Box (or Gift Bag). The package contains two pairs of earrings. There are two different butterfly pendants. Perfectly match your daily dress on different occasions. Gifts for: Birthdays, Weddings, Business Gifts, Anniversary Celebration, Halloween, Christmas, New Year Gifts"
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the fallen soufflé 3 years ago
So is a package with 1000 pairs of earrings
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JR B 3 years ago
Disgruntled underpaid translator, probably a student. I've seen worse: "Stylish Penis Jackets".
It’s safe to say that society has become obsessed with discussing products lately. And it’s easy to see why, as today we’re bombarded with legions of stuff that’s available to buy at the click of a button. From genius product design ideas to strange-looking ones, folks are uncovering heaps of original ideas and unnecessary temptations. It seems like the digital world has become a true treasure trove of the ridiculous and the bizarre that certainly challenges the boundaries of imagination.
While Amazon is just one site on the internet sphere that makes online ordering easier, it is definitely a force to reckon with. According to a blog post on Big Commerce, more than 197 million people around the world get on their devices and visit Amazon.com each month. "In 2018, Amazon’s share of the US ecommerce market hit 49%. That’s 5% of all retail spent across the entire country."
"To put things in perspective, this is more than Amazon’s top three competitors combined, with eBay coming in at 6.6%, Apple at 3.9% and Walmart at 3.7%," it states. "Needless to say, Amazon is the leader in online sales, with no sign of slowing down anytime soon."
#10
Amazing
M Kawai 3 years ago
Totally amazing products not only does it change your hair, it changes your race too! That's some serious technology y'all!
Jp@nda 3 years ago
I just want to point out to everyone that@Lydia Nijland is a disgusting racist and feel free to look at some of her old posts where she says that white people and"colored" people should be separate. Hey BP we can't curse but this trash is allowed??
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Marley Marl 3 years ago
I've used this before and it actually works but then again I am African American...so.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Oddly enough, this product received lots of 5 star ratings, despite the misleading and absolutely ridiculous photos.
#11
These Bumper Stickers I Found Hidden Inside One Of The Flaps Of An Amazon Prime Box Containing A Plexiglass Panel I Had Ordered
Magnifico Giganticus 3 years ago
How would you use them if they weren't stickers?
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Upstaged75 3 years ago
This is my favorite bumper sticker from 2020. :) adult-6327...ee0cee.jpg 
Colin Matthews 3 years ago
Outstanding. Someone posted billboards in my town for a local council election "Vote Eric the Badger-has honest a badger as you will ever meet" with a photo of a badger. I voted Eric...
#12
Amazon Wtf
Kise Miarse 3 years ago
"Big Friendly Giant," people. Don't know what they thought it meant to deserve the down vote, but I popped it back up for ya. 😉
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Small wonder, as Amazon offers us virtually any item we can think of. The function and purpose are debatable, but they tend to genuinely surprise us by being so extreme that they even seem unreal. It’s entertaining to see the things people over on 'The deep, dark rabbit hole of Amazon' share with the world, but featuring peculiar products online seems to have become a running trend. See, their explosive growth has inspired other social media projects that tend to appeal to audiences of all types.
#13
I Was Looking For Work Boots. I'm Not In The Line Of Work That Amazon Thinks I Am!
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
Oh wait. Beginner thigh boots - the waistband is like training wheels
Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago
this is for when I have to wade through all those dollars they throw at me! 👯♂️
#14
[£45.30] I’m Not Sure Iron Man Is Doing It Right
![[£45.30] I’m Not Sure Iron Man Is Doing It Right](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/amazon-dark-rabbit-hole-weird-pics-26-6324926cc6b33__700.jpg "[£45.30] I’m Not Sure Iron Man Is Doing It Right")
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago
kinda looks like he’s wearing a very big Doctor Doom mask 😳
Bouche Clay 3 years ago
Just don't ask how long the cord is. You know he'll lie.
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#15
Does This Count?
tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIWOULDBUYITAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phil blanque 3 years ago
If ths was sold by the party listing the butterfly earings * 5-piece demon cat set * Frighten and eliminate nephews and casual members * Not to eat with noodles * Use to move auto or heavy elipticals only with extremity caution * Batteries not included
Previously, we reached out to an expert in uncovering all the bizarre stuff on Amazon, Drew Fairweather. About 10 years ago, he founded the notorious 'The Worst Things For Sale' (TWTFS) project while simply looking through the site. "[I] realized that there were bizarre, weird, and hilarious items always peeking out from under what I was actually trying to find," he told Bored Panda. "Once you realize the breadth of bizarre things available there, you can't un-see them!"
"Since buying items is the main creative outlet of most people — most Americans, at least — people enjoy seeing unusual items for sale," he continued. Fairweather also notices items "that seem normal — branded waffle irons, pink screwdrivers — that have a strange or sinister subtext hidden beneath the sales pitch."
#16
A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay [Kindle Edition]
![A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay [Kindle Edition]](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/amazon-dark-rabbit-hole-weird-pics-5-63218071bafc6__700.jpg "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay [Kindle Edition]")
Bonesko 3 years ago
Only 37?! I personally want to know how the Sassasaurus made the billionaire gay.
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AW 3 years ago (edited)
A honest review from Goodreads: "I was in full belief that this story could be real until they said that he was jacking off... How could a T-Rex with those tiny little arms reach his penis? Totally unbelievable!" Looks like author hasn't done their job researching dinosaurs; disappointing :(
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
Said it before, will say it again. While soda nose cleanse hurts, the coffee version is worse *LMAO .. ouch*
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Pam 3 years ago
I am seriously curious about how ridiculous this book reads. But not that curious to buy it. Not even for a quarter.
Helen Waight 3 years ago
Okay, I read it as part of a ‘most unbelievable books you can buy on Amazon’ post I’m slowly putting together. It’s…well, you need to be able to laugh. A lot. It won’t turn you on, but it’ll be funny. And yes I did once buy Wesley Crusher **** Machine.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
This is the plot summary: The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur! This is a 3,500 word hardcore gay erotic novel.
LandAhoy 3 years ago
I thought it meant dinosaur meaning "very old man", it's actually about a literal dinosaur??!
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David Martin 3 years ago
Chuck Tingle is truly a treasure...I thought this sounded like one of his too
Load More Replies... Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
Is it bad that I kind of want to read this just out of sheer curiosity?
Kise Miarse 3 years ago
The dinosaur pron niche is surprisingly active . . . though I tell myself it's for the sake of parody. It must be. It HAS to be. 😳
Céline Dumont 3 years ago
Here you go! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MCVVH6G/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_JYPXS5F3MM1VG4JY3WBF
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There Is Something Very Disturbing About Having "Special Delivery" Written On The Butt Flap Of A Onesie
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
My mind has a house AND a summer villa in the gutter. Its too late for me. But that's what makes me fun!
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Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
I can hear that bedroom conversation now. “I don’t care how special the delivery is, I’m not doing it”
#18
Kids Face Mask
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago
i feel like that’s going to make kids want to do coke just to spite the one who wore it 😶 idk maybe that’s just my school
Seabeast 3 years ago
It's a gateway drug. Next they'll be doing Dr. Pepper. or even Pepsi.
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mrsmir 3 years ago
Oddly enough I gave up coke and lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months. 🤭 Now I just do seltzer!
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Fairweather explained he digs up most of these items on his own, although followers also help with suggestions. "I tend to stay away from novelty items, which are those intentionally created to be 'wacky,' since there's nothing unusual or sinister about these."
"I'd rather write about something like Extylus, which is a stylus for your smartphone that you strap to your finger, so you can use your finger to control your smartphone."
#19
The "Daddy Love" Photo Blanket Has A Picture Of Chris Watts And His Daughter Cece. For Those Unaware, Watts Murdered His Pregnant Wife And 2 Young Daughters In August 2018
E Menendez 3 years ago
He was having an affair and wanted out, though in his confession he stated his wife threatened that he would never see his daughters again if they got a divorce. So he killed her (she was15 weeks pregnant with their son) and killed his 3and 4 year old daughters. And stuffed their bodies in an oil tank.
AxleMunshine001 3 years ago
I hope he is rotting in a solitary prison cell, for life. Only him and his thoughts, no other human interaction.
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Aisling Raye 3 years ago
If you look into this, there are actually a disturbing amount of times this photo has been used. There was even a news station that used it as a graphic for happy families or something of the sort iirc.
Phyllis Turbin 3 years ago
His wife was an influencer for a few health products and always posting family pictures. One of her pictures must have caught the attention of this company.
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Do you think it was done on purpose? Nobody can be so sick! I think somebody looked for a picture they liked and just copied it without checking. Lots of "designers" do that. In this case, it was a very unfortunate choice.
Dino (she/her) 3 years ago
There’s a Netflix documentary about it called American Murder: The family next door. It’s really good.
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Yes. I didn't know the story fully when I watched it so I was shocked. The calm he has when talking to the police is terrifying
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#20
Paid $180 For Apple AirPods. Got $8 Chinese Inpods 12. Amazon Told Me To Return The Item To Refund Me, And Now They Say I Have To Return "Original AirPods" To Be Refunded. Great!
Alex Schroeder 3 years ago
i think it says macaron, which makes sense, ithey are macaron colors
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Rob Chapman 3 years ago
Amazon's return policy is bonkers. I ordered an action figure, and got sent an eyelash kit. Began the return process, and was told I had to return the original action figure....that I never received, which is why I started a return in the first place.
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago (edited)
I'm sorry to hear that, I think it depends on country or region. I don't want to promote Amazon by any means, but have to admit that surprisingly, my recent experience with customer service regarding returns was really good.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
At the risk of sounding offensive, I've had a couple of problems ordering foreign-made products on Amazon. Luckily, Amazon had my back in these cases, and now I am a lot more discerning when I order.
#21
I Wanted A Breaking Bad Jigsaw
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Always pay the price you are most comfortable with. You some times get more or less than expected.
Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
Wait! These exist! A puzzle just for me to feel better about my own life!? Count me in!
"As with any items manufactured and sold, these were all created with the purpose of making money! A lot of these companies, I'd imagine, start with someone having an idea they hope will be popular, a niche product that will become the next Beanie Baby or Scrub Daddy. They're then put through the wringer of marketing to become one of the abominations I write about, like Bumper Dumper, the toilet you attach to the trailer hitch of your truck," he told us.
#22
Ummm
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Those are "Adidas Predator " football shues, and apparently they are for children.
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#23
Imaginary Friend, $9.99. Plus Shipping
Bouche Clay 3 years ago
I had one of these for free as a kid. There's some serious inflation going on here.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
I had imaginary friends as a kid. They were real people - I just imagined they were my friends.
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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Returning this, I didn't order a 85yr old Korean with bad leg. 🙇🤦
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
What have we done to the children that they have to order their imaginary friends online?
Jane Dorothy Warner 3 years ago
I tried to find this on Amazon and couldn't. Guess I'll have to put up with my real 'friends'.
Simon Bolivar 3 years ago
Heck...As a kid, I didn't even have imaginary friends...I was so lonely my parents had to tie a pork-chop around my neck so at least the dog would play with me!
#24
S T R E T C H
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
Bought a pair and suddenly could reach the top shelf, slam dunk, and Olympic track star
The ultimate goal, in Fairweather’s opinion, is to make people think about what they’re buying and why. "These products are mostly made of plastic, manufactured by underpaid factory workers, sold at a premium to people who don't need them."
"They're a colossal waste of energy and material resources, and it engenders suffering from the human cost of manual labor, the occupational health hazards experienced by the workers, and the ecological damage done by extracting these limited resources from the Earth."
"The very richest people accumulate wealth and use their power to strip the rest of us of health and happiness, then sell it back to us, one plastic piece at a time. We don't need any of these things! It's all a symptom of a society which has prioritized the accumulation of the wealthy over all other aspects," Fairweather concluded.
#25
Really Feeling This Customer Service Reps Vibe
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
When I have interactions like this with a Customer Rep it actually puts me at ease. This a real human having a real human day. It's the ones who are obviously reading a script that annoy me.
madbakes 3 years ago
They're doing their job, there's no reason to f**k with them unless you're just a complete a*****e
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Ngl, I Admire Her Style
Evan Mayes 3 years ago
Do you think she has one of those beer helmets but modified for wine and that one is just there for the tactical reload?
ItsJess 3 years ago
I don't drink wine but I love leggings with pockets and I need some new black leggings with a yoga waistband; I would love to know what listing these are.
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Aisling Raye 3 years ago
I actually have these (or at least something very similar because it's pretty hard to know for sure with Amazon being Amazon and all) and I love them! I never thought about the wine bottle thing though so now I may actually love them more.
Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago
So will you share a brand name or listing then, for those who already asked?
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#27
Exactly How Big Is This Glue Gun?
Rannveig Ess 3 years ago
I love when I can't sleep, look at Amazon, and see stuff like this. I must report 90 things a week. My favorite are the flower seeds from China that show a house plant with the colors reversed using Photo shop ..and people are stupid enough to buy them, then post 40 reviews that they got ripped off, yet Amazon still has them up being sold. Amazon has gone to the dark side and just doesn't care any more.
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
Who gives a child a glue gun. Arithmetic question. You give a 4 year a glue gun, how old will he by the time you clean up the mess?
But if we can agree on one thing, the things featured in this list are extremely entertaining to look at. We’re curious to hear your thoughts about these ridiculous items. Which of these products did you love or hate most? Did anything in particular stand out to you the most? Feel free to share your opinions in the comments!
#28
An $18 Penguin Shaped Humidifier Gift For Who...?!
Bouche Clay 3 years ago
I don't have any prostitutes, but if I ever get any, I'll be sure to buy them this.
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
To be clear: this is NOT for ADULT grandchildren, grandson, male prostitute or nephew. It is only best gift idea for kids and women.
Nandy Nam 3 years ago
What wrong with people?? She's a person and deserve to be humid too .... SMH on y'all !!!! Hahahahaaaaaa
#29
My Wife Was Looking For A Cat Tent
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago
:0 I WANT THESE i wanna put them on all my fingers and just surprise my friends with them :D
Tessb90 3 years ago
Or put them on each of your cats paws so that they will resent you for the rest of existence.
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Hippopotamuses 3 years ago
What is it with the tiny hands? Am I missing out on something, culturally?
#30
Does This Belong Here? I Thought It Was Pretty Wtf
CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ QUEEN 3 years ago
the "girl" is actually a doll, you can see whereit was put together, that or im stupid. XP
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Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
Wouldn't "Fundies" make maybe more sense on the Honeymoon... not the Bachelorette?
ravn 3 years ago
I remember seeing these at Spencer's, in the (poorly policed) "Over 18" section.
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#31
Very Funny Bezos - But I Need The Charging Cord I Actually Ordered
#32
I See Your Big Box And Raise You A Big Box For My Bluetooth Dongle
The Silly Stellar Jay 3 years ago
I recently got a pack of small towels (rags mind you) that were packed in a much larger box with large bubble wrap. I guess rags are fragile?
mrsmir 3 years ago
How about my blender that WASNT bubble packaged or marked as fragile AND thrown down my cement stairs by delivery driver. Lol
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Bunzilla 3 years ago
Just about all the stuff I order from Amazon now comes in a bubble mailer. They've ceased sending anything in boxes, which would have been fine if our area actually recycled plastic bags. They don't. The laptop fan? I asked it to come in Amazon packaging because I didn't really want them to slap a shipping label on the original box... and it came in a bubble mailer. Cranberry pills? Bubble mailer. Spatula? Bubble Mailer.
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
I've been ordering a specific power bar. It is perishable in about a year. It is wrapped as if it is perishable in 2 days. Great wrapping lots of soft packaging around it. It really works out for me because I'm moving and I need this for my fragile items.
Mrs. Sherri C (Sherbear) 2 years ago
I work at Amazon, we have a computer that tells us which size of box to use,
William Dennett 3 years ago
I got a spring rod from Walmart. Instead of shipping in a tall, narrow box, it shipped in this humongous box almost the size of my loveseat to accommodate the length.
Anne Kilpatrick 3 years ago
I got a box twice that size with a packet of 8 doses of flea meds for my cats.
#33
You Gotta
Jaya 3 years ago
I am convinced there are some women who would buy this. And not just as bachelorette gifts, but for themselves too.
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Well now that song is in my head. This was not how I intended to start my morning.
#34
Umm
Aussie Atheist 3 years ago
For anyone not getting this , the description on the bottom (pun indented) implies the toilet paper is in used condition lol
Tessb90 3 years ago
The pandemic has forever changed the worlds view on the importance of toilet paper, and what you're prepared to do to get it. I'd drawn the line at the slightest chance of an Amazon box arriving with a not quite leak proof garbage bag of used toilet paper landing on my doorstep.
Load More Replies... pink_panda 3 years ago
Charmin is one of the companies destroying old growth boreal forests to make toilet paper. Most of the big brands are guilty of this. We're switching from Charmin to bamboo tp.
Vinita Talaulikar 3 years ago (edited)
Try using a help faucet or bidget. Save trees.. conserve the environment.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
If it was Scott's I'd think about this offer, but used Charmin? I'll pass.
#35
What Is The Story That Ends With Me Needing These?
Tessb90 3 years ago
Because the size of the tiny little compressed disc is far smaller I guess, and doesn't look like underwear if it were to fall out. The tin kinda gives it away though.
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Tamra 3 years ago
They do! I got my son a few Archie McPhee items as a gag for Christmas one year.
Load More Replies... Jane Dorothy Warner 3 years ago (edited)
I have a flannel that came like this. It expanded in water to make a nice flannel, but yes, the underpants would be wet!
Tessb90 3 years ago
Did you ever come across the towels, and t-shirts that used to be sold like this? They were a fun novelty. The need for a spare pair of underwear would imply that you're out in public, hopefully in a bathroom. But using a public restroom sink to soak the disc until it absorbs enough public restroom water, alongside god knows what other fun things that live in restroom sinks; to turn into underwear. Which you will then have to dry under the hand dryer until they're somewhat dry. By this point whatever happened to your original underwear is probably far better than all the germs and diseases that your new underwear has absorbed. So yes..? But probs not...
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Wow and it's actually a legit item on Amazon (just checked). Couldn't find imaginary friend and the earrings I found had a disappointingly normal description but these exist
#36
In The Market For Some Plastic Snakes, Amazon Gives Me Amazing Photoshop
Ovata Acronicta 3 years ago
I dunno how they got this picture of me as a child swooning over three plastic snakes, and yet...
Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago
That’s you? Is that actually you like are you a model or are you just joking??
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Bryan W. 3 years ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's first impression on this was "charge your battery!"
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Andy Hinds 3 years ago
Those snakes are just another stupid (or very clever, depending on which way you look at it) way for the Chinese to sell back all the recycled plastic we sent them in the first place.
#37
Amazon Now Testing Out Time Travel Delivery, First Attempt Didn't Go So Well
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Bone face lie, they’ve done this multiple times, as far as saying they knocked and no one was home
Phyllis Turbin 3 years ago
It's called "Stopping the clock". The clerk/carrier/supervisor scans it in the office so it won't be a failed delivery.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
"The trouble is, you never know what will happen yesterday." -old Soviet joke
Colin Timp 3 years ago (edited)
Been having this happen a lot lately. One said it was delivered, but no package (we were home). Then the next day it said it was out for delivery. Then it left our state and was 4 states away. The rep told us it was loaded wrong. Ok, but then why were you trying to say it was delivered?
Francine Govan 3 years ago
It's being delivered by a Roomba! You gotta be patient! LOL
Load More Replies... Nazda Pokmov 3 years ago
USPS plays this game as the postman is too freaking lazy to get out of his truck and come to your door....I had this gag pulled on me recently. They just deliver the next day....I called the post office and they told me about this lazy postman disease.
Bubbles and sparks 2 years ago
DHL is one of the couriers that deliver in Europe, don't really know how their service is elsewhere but they manage to f**k up delivery every time. We have a PO box at the local post office that is open until 02.30pm, (we live in the middle of nowhere) Any given time before that time, they always send me a message they couldn't deliver and to pick it up at the main office. I drive 30 km to pick it up and there they tell me they left it in the pick up point in town... but I only find that out when I get there, this is in Spain. In the Netherlands, where my son lives, they send him a message 4 minutes before the timeframe ends (at 05.30pm) that he wasn't home while they never even rang the doorbell and he was home the whole afternoon. Reason? He lives in an apartment, 12th floor, and they always make him pick it up at the pick up point in town because they just don't want to deliver things. My son has called multiple times to file a complaint but a year has passed and nothing changed.
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Here they just throw the package on the ground. Take a pic and watch as the Porch Pirates run off with it.
#38
I Miss My Wife
Gourdeous 3 years ago
My husband just bought one, and I roll my side up like a bolster down the middle of the bed. I love it!! No more spontaneous hugs to wake me up, he can't steal the duvet or out his hot feet on my side. Every marriage needs a weighted blanket.
Mary Elliott 3 years ago
We have seperate bedrooms. It's even better. Highly recommended.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
The 22 lbs listed means this is most likely a weight blanket. I love mine, but I see this husband's point.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago (edited)
I think it is for a weighted blanket based on the weight and dimensions of the item.
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#39
Searched For Little Mermaid Clothes For Boys. Did Not Expect This $9.99 Shirt
Brigitta Lomez 3 years ago
It's really hard to see, but this isn't a vest. You can see the neck line of the t-shirt just barely...the skin color is almost exactly the same
Patty O 3 years ago
Yes right! Saw that and am asking myself why? It's actually a vest with an insert of a woman's anatomy. But I guess if a guys wants to rock some cleavage, no judging.
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#40
Why?
Keerthi Vardhan 3 years ago
Why would anyone want it..I'm still in a state of the quest on who'd end up buying it.
Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
Oh, yea, just in case I'm not spending enough time in the kitchen, here's the visual reminder that makes me want to take my life . . .
Caroline Kimber 3 years ago
Some people like pictures of animals, some people like pictures of scenery, and some people just like to look at kitchens!
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
I probably would buy this ... like some random kitchen .. whats not to like ??
#41
I Can’t Decide
Bouche Clay 3 years ago
No, OP should get the Friday, Feb. 5 FREE Prime Delivery instead.
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#42
Why Is This Cat Wearing Glasses? (Cat Tracks, $10.99)
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
That is Professor QT Snuffles, head of physics at Cambridge University, how dare you?
Brightly 3 years ago
Snicker. Professor QT Snuffles. Do you have any idea the time and dedication it takes for a cat to get a PhD? 😂😍
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Liv 3 years ago
Mine too, and they also see it just fine. They play with it almost everyday. Mine has different colours though.
Load More Replies... Lizard Queen 3 years ago
Cause only smart cats buy this product. Buy now and your cat will also be smart!
Rachel Smith 3 years ago
He's also wearing a bowtie, I think he just likes to look fancy and smart
#43
That’s Not What I Call It
John Dilligaf 3 years ago
that may not be what YOU call it, but its what I'm going to call it from now on. Gonna walk into Lowes tell them "let me see your finest weeding car my good man!"
GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
I read “wedding car”. 🤣 Though I guess I think everything is a wedding car. Yesterday in stopped traffic I saw a horse drawn carriage coming. I told my daughter in the back seat to smile and wave to the wedding carriage. As it approached I realized it was carrying a casket in the back with the widow-in-morning sitting in front and a line of paul bearers... That was awkward.
#44
This Appeared In My Suggestions In Amazon
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
Hey! I literally just bought this. No lie. I may even review it. It’s plastic coated with ceramic. I didn’t know that was a thing. So, it’s very light. We use it for what the pic shows. My kid has a veiled chameleon & we needed something with a lip to keep the super worms from wandering away and burying themselves.
Via Hawk 3 years ago
I owned this lizard before, it’s actually very irritating when the live worms escape and it’s hard to clean the cage and let the lizard out because superworms bite
Svenne O'Lotta 3 years ago
Yeah that's pretty useful for my leopard gecko. What's the issue here?
Chris berkley 3 years ago
I actually have a bowl like this, my beardie loves it keeps all her worms and veggies in place lol 5 stars
#45
Casual Friday I Guess?
#46
So You’re Saying The Reviews Aren’t Real?
April Caron 3 years ago
Has anyone ever actually filled out a review like this and gotten a gift card? I’m curious.
Kyle Randomwords 3 years ago
Yes and lots of the Chinese companies will just send you a second product of whatever you ordered
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ItsJess 3 years ago
I've gotten these included with things I order from Amazon. Once I got a little note and a coupon begging me to leave a review to help this "single mom owned small business" (for a shower curtain). I still leave an honest review bc I hate bribes. Shower curtain sucked, btw.
Taeron Heckerick 3 years ago
I actually got one of these with a product I bought on Amazon. I figured I would fill out a review ( the product was actually really good and worked great). It literally has been the only review I ever posted that got flagged and not approved to post.
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
I've done it before, but only because I actually liked the product. Iirc I did get the Amazon credit.
April Caron 3 years ago (edited)
Oh, I get them all the time, but I never actually cash them in… so, I’m wondering if it’s worth my time. ;)
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ZombieSushi386 3 years ago
I've never gotten a gift card but a few times I have been sent an extra item or two depending on the review, once I was sent 3 more sets of gel pens because the one I ordered had leaked purple everywhere. Like only the purple pens exploded for some reason so the seller sent me 3 more.
Alexandria Z 3 years ago
Note on bottom. "Don't show this blue card in review" Others will copy it and scam us.
Bruce Davis 3 years ago
Amazon will ban companies that do this - Aukey and RavPower for example.
Justin Klyczek 3 years ago
Yup! Just a handful of times. But Amazon has a "I received this product for free" checkbox when I review the free stuff.
#47
I Wouldn’t Know Cuz I’m Too Single, But No Way A Couple Would Need $2000 Of Lube
Vic 3 years ago
The only place I see this useful is trapping the bad guys in those Home Alone movies..
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Martin Kaine 3 years ago (edited)
Original, Code Red, and Pumpkin Spice (seasonal)
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Khavrinen 3 years ago
"Not eligible for Amazon Prime"? Does that mean you can't get "Subscribe and Save", so you'll automatically have one delivered every month? You'll have to remember to re-order every time, so you don't run the risk of running out!
George Nichols 3 years ago
And yet 5,977 ratings for it. With a 4.5 star rating non the less! For some reason I believe most of it is being delivered to las vegas.
#48
It’s Not An Invisibility Case
Anita Edwardd 3 years ago
Borrow some damn glasses from the cat, then you will be able to find your damn phone and send back the damn case!
Brightly 3 years ago
Bahahahahahaha 🤣 I cannot stop laughing at this! Hope he and Professor QT Snuffles have the same prescription!
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Frank Miller 3 years ago
So you blame it on the case instead of the jackass that lost it. You got problems, pal.
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Anita! I laughed at your comment for a while! Thank you for making my week!
Dekker451 3 years ago
"Bad luck" is a great way to blame inanimate objects for your disphittery.
Dekker451 3 years ago (edited)
Yes! "Disphittery" isn't censored! Take that, BP!
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I Ordered An Apple Battery Pack From Amazon Pl, And The Seller Was Also Amazon Eu, It Came Directly From Warehouse. How Ever Look What I Got.. I Still Cant Understand How It Happened
Kylie Mountain 3 years ago
Somebody in the supply chain stole it and added the batteries so it would weigh enough not to raise suspicion. Not much of a mystery here.
Frank Ropen 3 years ago
Or someone ordered it first, to tok the battery, replaced it and sent it back. Amazon doesn't really check
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Daycare Attendant Sun 3 years ago
Amazon claims to check their returns to make sure the item was correct, but it's totally a lie. I've seen too many stories to ever believe they actually do it.
#50
This... This Is Meant To Be For Children?
Shane S 3 years ago
Oh. I thought it said SH*T- which is still crass but not as bad
Load More Replies... Bored Retsuko 3 years ago (edited)
Ok, so it does NOT say "sh*t" (as I initially thought)? Oof...
Amused panda 3 years ago
I'd hoped it said sh*t just because I didn't want to think someone had really printed the alternative
Load More Replies... OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
As you may be able to decipher, this particular image was used in the Fox Business news section quite awhile ago. The story was about how Amazon reported the vendor/seller to their locals authorities then removed the item and banned them. This disgusting shirt wasn’t available for sale for long. They were reported and banned pretty quickly. My only guess is that it’s from a country that maybe has some English translation issues, not even knowing what that last word meant. Maybe that’s my hope, too, because I can’t believe anyone would think this is acceptable in any way & definitely not ok to share/say in society.
Dayton Moore-Monge 3 years ago
I don’t get it, little s**t is funny. *literally 5 minutes later* holy f*****g s**t
Oddly Me 3 years ago
I was thinking little squirt cause that's a nickname my dad used. I couldn't understand people being so outraged in the comments...then I was like ohhhhh, yeah that is not cool, funny, etc
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Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
Given the "I'm sexy object" T-shirts that are being made for younger and younger women, I cannot say that I am terribly surprised that someone in marketing or sales thought, "Herp Derp, it would be cute to make one for the children."
KimB 3 years ago
This one is likely fake not an actual product marketed for children...but I know I've seen some little ones in stuff that is just not appropriate...a 3 year old girl should never wear sweatpants that say "juicy" across their little tushes! Call me old fashioned but that's just gross
#51
A Putin Shrimp Magnet
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
This is a dirty lie. I checked- no Putin shrimp, just a disturbing Trump shrimp and a semi-ok Obama shrimp. I was terribly disappointed until I started scrolling down and discovered that there was more to the page that meets the eye. This page has everything, including a man on all fours, wearing nothing but an Amazon box and white tube socks. If you don't believe me, do a search for "Box person meme magnet". I personally found something I never knew I needed. I'll be receiving this lil' treasure some time between the 23rd and 27th of September. Screenshot...44fd3e.jpg 
#52
That's What I Call A Realistic Scenario For A Great Shower Experience
Vic 3 years ago
Nope! the Santa hat comes on only when I take down my Halloween props..
Load More Replies... Wendy Herman 3 years ago
Is it my old eyes, or is that bath water looking a tad...scary? Or maybe she's simply enjoying a nice, soothing cocoa bubble bath. Ick, either way.
#53
Sustainability, Check!
E Menendez 3 years ago
A lot of times this happens because the workers are rushed to get everything out as quickly as possible, not as reasonably as posdible.
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
Same here. Ordered an electronic component the size of a thumbnail and it came in a box that could hold an assembled nightstand with extra space for the bubble wrap. Guess how much paper they used to secure it. Just ridiculous practice
#54
Amazon Just Let Anyone Sell Anything On This Site
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
Well...theres another post on this list about a dinosaur making someone gay, soooooo...I dunno...fanfic maybe?
Katie Becker 3 years ago
Actually the author is a man......Greg McKenna. He was sued for a more recent book, A Gronking to Remember.
Kallen Kneeland 3 years ago (edited)
Search Amazon.com for "author Lacey Noonan" to decide whether this is satire. It's quite a list.
Magnifico Giganticus 3 years ago
Actually Clinton caused the recession by repealing Glass-Steagall. But whatever.
#55
I Just Wanted Some Shave Butter
araT Backwards 3 years ago
Slowly building the confidence to just get out there and write my erotica novel…
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
Will it involve billionaire dinosaurs,Clippy, Robot Obama, and lesbian doctors?
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TheContrarian 3 years ago
The subtitle makes me think this is one in a series from the "Milked by my Lesbian Doctor" franchise.
Magnifico Giganticus 3 years ago
I was in a bookstore (Google it) once and there was an actual, published book called Zombie Jailbait. This silliness is not confined to the webz!
IamMe 3 years ago (edited)
Lol. I've actually read it. It's a ridiculous detective/mystery book, that my brother gave me as a gag gift. Apparently, there's a whole series.
Load More Replies... Audra Sisler 3 years ago
The question is...... Who in their right mind would publish this????!!!!!
#56
This Looks So Comfortable For The Dog
#57
Just Found This
Ange Marsden 3 years ago
He's a Swarte Piet - a Dutch Christmas character, not sure what he has to do with this ad...
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Linda van A. 3 years ago
This was Zwarte Piet from the Netherlands but he has been banned. Now we have purple/green/blue/red/orange/yellow/pink Piet.
Jaya 3 years ago
It hasn't been banned. A lot of places just chose to not use it anymore. But there are still a lot of places where they still use it, unfortunately.
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Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago
Is that Justin Trudeau? https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F7c4d6e24-1a32-11ec-95b9-6429167b0259.jpg?crop=580%2C387%2C7%2C129
Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago
Those sos things exist. My friend has one, it looks like hand sanitizer though. i almost used it and she was like "STOOOOOP!"
Kylie Mountain 3 years ago
Uhhh... did I miss the news story about the devil woman and the racist blackface jester/clown?
#58
Love The Combined Scent Of Carpet, Popcorn, And Vhs Tapes
#59
A Balanced Lunch
#60
This, Uh Strange Halloween Inflatable. Who Wants This In Their Yard??
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
I have a nosey neighbor who talks about the HOA here when she is bothered by something, I not only would put this up for Halloween, but would convert it pilgrims and a Santa hat for Christmas. With the appropriate sign for each.
#61
It’s Crazy That People Misspelling “Bondage” Makes “Bandage Kit” So Far Down
#62
If I Buy This Are They Shipping Me A Perfume Or Tmnt?? On Sale For $10.99
#63
Racing Possums $22.99–only 1 Left In Stock!
Lily bloom 3 years ago
Is it a set of 3 or are they sold individually? If single, what fun would that be? Would you race against it yourself?
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
I can see it now...I send one of these across the yard and my wife takes off after it yelling "Come here little angel muffin!"
Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago
I first read Ragging Possums and I thought, That's my new band name!
Audra Sisler 3 years ago (edited)
Dude I would SOOOO race them up and down my street!! Would be friggin hilarious! 😆😆
Nazda Pokmov 3 years ago
Possums are NOT fast.....why do you think they are constantly getting run over by cars?
#64
Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer, Anyone?
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
My dog was a Weimaraner and after using this is now a Bernese Mtn Dog
Nazda Pokmov 3 years ago
Shows small short haired dog....should have used a very large long haired dog instead
#65
Dad Do You Like My Backpack?
Seabeast 3 years ago
Dad had to pay an arm and a leg to buy that backpack... just not HIS arm and leg.
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Nazda Pokmov 3 years ago
Uh Dad permanently borrowed your packpack sonny...now shut the bathroom door.... I'm busy
Show thyself 3 years ago
Cushioned chushioning. Places for wallet 1 & wallet 2... and much more - nice. ... but it's not for boys. The boy two stories up is going to be devastated :(
#66
Here’s My Amazon Search Result That Recommends A Drinking Game In My Sobriety Chip Search Results (At The Bottom)
Andrea Cranford 3 years ago
I imagine that people who buy possibly counterfeit sobriety chips online also do a lot of drinking.
#67
Slough Away Those Pesky Horns?
#68
Not The Kind Of Neck Pillow I Was Looking For
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Must be First Class passengers. All I ever got was an eye mask and a moth-eaten blanket.
Load More Replies... Nazda Pokmov 3 years ago
Hey Bed Wedge Pillow looks interesting for the jerk in your life.....
#69
How Did He Expect Me To Get This Down?
Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago
to be fair, from all the data raking amazon is doing, you could expect them to have your height in your customer profile :D
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
Now, you have to buy a tool to get it down... or get a monkey I guess
#70
Ordered Pockys Off Amazon Expecting To Get A Box Of Pockys, Got This Instead ($4.95 Pocky’s Bumper Sticker)
#71
Ermmm What!?
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Zane Grey would be rather surprised to see this quote on a babies bib.
#72
Baby Toy Looking Box Cutters
Hippopotamuses 3 years ago
Beyond irresponsible. They probably do a line of ultra realistic toy guns, as well.
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Nothing to see here, just Amazon low key testing the waters for how well their steps into adopting child labor are going over with the public.
#73
Great Spot To Deliver My Packages
April Caron 3 years ago
Seriously?!! A box next to the recycle bin? Yeah… that won’t get taken away as trash.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago (edited)
Hahaha on my street it won’t ! Thieves will think it’s trash and sanitation workers won’t take cause it’s not in a container 😂
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JJ 3 years ago (edited)
In rural Germany they throw it INTO the bin. I am *not* kidding! They started throwing parcels into the blue bin a couple of years ago. At least it's the bin for paper and cardboards. I complained to Amazon a few times - didn't work out, except for a "sorry". Now the other delivery companies started doing it, too.
Amused panda 3 years ago
Believe me, it is not just rural Germany where this happens - they do here too, have done for years. Couriers seem to think because the recycling bin is dry and relatively clean, its ok, and assume that no one is going to put the bin out without removing the parcel first, but they don't seem to consider that bins might be put out for collection by a kindly neighbour trying to help out, or that you might just miss the delivery notification until its too late.
Load More Replies... Erin Eubanks 3 years ago
I had this happen once. I totally forgot until seeing this. Pretty sure ours was a monitor.
Vasana Phong 3 years ago (edited)
The delivery guy literally left our package on top of trash can, live in row house
#74
Amazon Sent Me A Picture Of My Order Delivered To A Wrong Home. Impressive What Technology Can Do
April Caron 3 years ago (edited)
Yup. Had this happen. Recognized it as the house two doors down. Went and retrieved my package from their porch. I showed up as “stealing” packages on their Ring doorbell. HOA security showed up at my house wanting an explanation. I had to show her my order and the delivery pic. She went back to explain, but out of curiosity she asked my neighbors if they were also expecting packages from Amazon. They said “no.” So, my HOA security person laughed, “Why did you think she was ‘stealing’ packages from you if you didn’t order anything and weren’t expecting packages?” I mean, she had a good point. It’s way more likely they had been mis-delivered.
Liv 3 years ago
This almost happened to me, thankfully the new mail lady called me to let me know that since I didn't answer the bell she'd left it at the gate - and as I was home, went to check immediately, and told her uhumm... There's nothing here. Which house is that?? - ... She ended up finding the correct address by the end of her shift, and I couldnt leave the house all day. 😑
#75
Thanks For The Shank
#76
Paperback Is 12 Dollars, But.. Having That Hardcover Is Soo Nice! Should I Splurge?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
that's the price for the acceptable condition I wonder what the new condition costs. ..
Jay Son 3 years ago
There's a comma, though. "Solid, readable, and usable"
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Yes This Is What Bodies Look Like
#78
Uhhh... Amazon???
Eunice Probert 3 years ago
I ordered something and in the "frequently bought together" bit they showed the book I had ordered, with a small tin of spaghetti hoops!
#79
I'm Pretty Sure I'm On A List Now
Kise Miarse 3 years ago
If I recall, there are foreign companies that mine images from the internet and mass produce t-shirts of them. (Or something similar, I can't recall exactly). I'm hoping this is a case like that and they really just didn't understand what it said . . .
TheHalloweenTeen 3 years ago
Ah yes, very suitable for baptisms, weddings, family day, and very recommended for a Kid's everyday fun and games. Seriously wtf is this?
#80
Wife And I Ordered A Bed And Received A Hex Barbell
ThatG 3 years ago (edited)
And you had to open it in order to see that it was in fact not a bed?
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Well it could be a dehydrated bed like the underpants. Just add water.
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So I Bought A Lamp, And Now I'm Not Sure Wtf To Expect On February 3rd
Chris Cristo 3 years ago (edited)
And why is this lamp holding an AK 47 equipped with the weirdest knife I've ever seen? EDIT: It's a stand but still???
#82
Lots Of Help, Esme. Thank You
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
To be fair, those questions are sent to your e-mail, so I think what happens is people feel they should answer at least something even if it's not helpful.
RedMarbles 3 years ago
Yeah, I think a lot of people don't realize those questions are sent to a large number of previous purchasers since that's not expressly clear from the email. They think they've been personally selected to respond and feel like they should. The requests should come with a disclaimer that, if they don't know the answer or the question doesn't pertain to them, they should refrain from responding.
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#83
Maybe My Toddler Understands Why She Needs A Knife To Go With Her New Shoes Better Than I Do
#84
The Packaging They Chose To Send My Dog's New Collar In...wtf?
#85
I Was Wondering Why This Hand Sanitizer Had So Many Negative Reviews And
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
And these are the same morons who reject masks, social distancing, quarantine, and vaccines. On the other hand, they don't want to drink or inject themselves with 'contaminated' HAND sanitizer. Eat soap you brainless whatever you are😂😂😂
Upstaged75 3 years ago
Don't forget they won't buy Corona beer either! :)
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#86
Thank You Amazon For Trapping Me In My Own House
Amused panda 3 years ago
Why do you assume that? The photo was taken by the courier, not the recipient.
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Bit Young Even By His Standards
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
I've watched most of the James Bond movies, so I think that this is the last thing you would want to put your baby in.
#88
These Were In A Carhartt Coat I Ordered. Amazon Offered A $5 Gift Card
#89
Do You Really Care What I Think?
#90
Went Searching For Baby Yoda, Got Bra Pillow Instead
Eli A 3 years ago
This product is actually fantastic! I think only people with large breasts would want it. It's worn against the body rather than outside of a bra. It keeps the boobs separated for comfort, especially when lieing on your side. And it reduces creation of decolletage wrinkles.
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Do you mean to tell me that I have to now worry about decolletage wrinkling?
Load More Replies... Little Wonder 3 years ago
I think it's supposed to support the boobages while you sleep, but being a sewing sort of person I'd use it as a handy pincushion.
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#91
Xi Jinping Erotica
#92
5x Bigger Than It Needed And Not Even Any Bubble Wrap
#93
Explains The Two Star Review
#94
Mama Mia
#95
Grape Scented Tupac Air Freshener
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Shouldn't the picture reflect the smell, like a pine tree, a rose, lavender flower?
#96
Another Efficient Packaging Decision By Amazon, For Two Bike Tyres
Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
In all fairness, they very well could have come from different warehouses🤷🏼♀️
#97
At Least The 18-Month Is Interest-Free
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
I seriously have an appreciation for restaurant toilet paper now ...
#98
Just Feeding A Baby Some Unset Gummy Bears Straight From The Dropper
#99
This Garden Pool Advertised With Live Fish In It
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Oh! My neighbor's son did this to my kiddie pool when I was a kid. I'm not going to lie - still one of the most exciting days of my life.
#100
Looks Perfect For My Toddler
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
Something makes me think these results are propagated based on previous searches.
#101
I Kinda Want Taquitos Now
Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago
That does the sun hat have to do with taquitos? Or is this some weird tone-deaf comment?
#102
$8 Kids Knife That Can Cut A Tornato
MoonlightSheikah 3 years ago
Doesn't anyone talk about cutting a cabbage with this little mini knife?!
MacKenzie Moore 3 years ago
and specifically only purple cabbage. not regular cabbage. and really weird looking apples, but hey, who's keeping track?
Kylie Mountain 3 years ago
I actually just saw one of these advertised seriously on Buzzfeed; apparently it's really useful for letting kids help in the kitchen without cutting themselves 🤷♀️
#103
Delayed Delivery, Every Week For 2 Years
Phantom Lion 3 years ago (edited)
Why would someone not want to scratch their back with tht thing bc tbh i'd be pissed if i had to wait 2 years for it
butt soup 3 years ago
oh but it's such a good back scratcher! it's extendable & the "claws" are rounded on the end so they don't hurt, but are sharp enough to really scratch that itch!
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When You Need Novelty Muscle Arms For Your Chicken, Only Accept The Original. Not A Time To Accept Knock-Offs Made With Foreign Wires
TheHalloweenTeen 3 years ago
Omg , my brother got t-rex arms that go on chickens like this and they are the funniest thing to see!
#105
I Propose We Find A Better Picture For These Nuts
#106
Should I Opt For Installation?
Reviewer UK01 3 years ago
On behalf of everyone who is teaching an elderly parent to use modern technology and has spent the pandemic years yelling "click it... yes now" into an Amazon Echo, this does need to be a thing. I'd buy that for my dad.
Nazda Pokmov 3 years ago
Ah yes...I need someone to come and install this remarkably complex thing.
#107
Wanted To Look For Books I Can Read With My New Kindle Unlimited Subscription. Wtf?
Nathan Bein 3 years ago
Hey from working in a bank I have canceled thousands of debit cards because of how hard it is to cancel kindle
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
I did it at least ten times because I couldn't cancel a subscription. This subscription system is a full-blown scam and it is legal
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Chris Cristo 3 years ago
It's not only Amazon. A lot of businesses do it. Once they get your card, they make it next to impossible to cancel your subscription and there's no authority that can help you or punish them. Even USPS does this with their stamp BS. How do you think one becomes a billionaire these days? Robbing billions of people is the key, and then they are puzzled about what to do with this money so why don't we send some giant penises to space
#108
This Portable Children’s Urinal Is Wild
ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago
First, the picture... yikes. Second, did they really have to say the color is yellow?
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
Is this how they potty-train their new employees? This looks too expensive, give them water bottles for God's sake! Seriously Bezos? Why don't they make them drink from that bottle to conserve water?
Jason 3 years ago
Having a son who always has to go pee in the middle of a drive through, bridge, etc, makes me see why one would need it.
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I’m Sorry For Your Loss?
Ovata Acronicta 3 years ago
I've done this, actually. I went and got the boxes from Michaels, but still. Little casket for little pets who have passed, not really that weird.
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
Sadly, it is something that has to be done. I've had to make them a few times.
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Hydro Keychain 3 years ago
Ok... "This parrot is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, it rests in peace", and "this is an ex-parrot"
Load More Replies... Nazda Pokmov 3 years ago
I just build mine for my dead pets....why buy when you can make. The last box I built cost me $40.......for the wood alone.
#110
There Is A Lot Of Talks About "The Dark Side Of Amazon" Nowadays And I Believe, I Rolled Right Into It By Accident Today
Lord Rimuru 3 years ago
I want this. On an unrelated note, you need to check out the reviews on sugar free gummy bears on amazon
#111
Two Mouses, Three Boxes
#112
Toy Description: 'I Will Accompany Her In Darkness Night'
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
A nightlight shining stars etc. on the ceiling, entered by someone with little or no English but perhaps a dictionary.
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago (edited)
What’s worse than the horrible translations? That an older girl gets to find romance, a husband if you will, because her place is at home or by his side. An older boy gets an interest in the universe and the want to explore, you know, something to be fascinated by and maybe find a career out of. Which is just gross and far beyond necessary.
Annett Nyrud 3 years ago
It is sad that they think that girls and boys will have different uses for this night light. But this is neither disturbing nor scary. This product can be used as a night light if you are afraid of the dark, or a nice and cozy light ("romantic" in the same way as candlelight), and it may inspire you to want to explore (the stars).
#113
These Shoes Are Positively ... Stunning. I Am Stunned
araT Backwards 3 years ago
Suck it Trebek 🤣🤣🤣like your mom did last night. Le Tits Now! Sorry, love the name.
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Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago
heels don't usually have super great arch support, but just wow
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
I think there's a crack already in the heel (the "metallic" section) where the sort of bottom part meets the back part
Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago
Well damn - they may have been discontinued... https://www.amazon.in/Womens-Bottomless-Platform-Sandal-Pigskin/dp/B083N8MF4X
#114
My Favourite Gaming Mouse
#115
Guess They Missed That Giant Bin Labeled "Deliveries". That'll Be Gone By The Time I Get Home
Little Wonder 3 years ago
Bold of you to assume the driver has enough time to lift the lid of a bin. I'm serious. They're strictly timed.
Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
Or enough time to read what was written on it. I’m sure he was zoned in on the door more than anything else.
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Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
like a box saying "Deliveries" is such a deterrent for thieves .. o.O
#116
Do You Want...skittles...with That?
#117
That’s Horrible!.. Wtf
E Menendez 3 years ago
All i can imagine is that meme of a cat driving a truck chasing after a person with this bumper sticker
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I don't brake for people who wouldn't brake for a cat (or any animal for that matter) :3
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pebs 3 years ago
I just came here to say that replacing the word "killed" with "unalived" is just RIDICULOUS.
But Nobody Came. 3 years ago
but dont you know we're all 6 year old precious children who need to be protected from the big bad world ... /s
Load More Replies... Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Only thing I ordered from Amazon was a dozen metric 6mm bolts about 19mm long. Came with a ton of bubble wrap bound up with miles of Gaffa tape and a box big enough to hold a couple of dozen bananas (for scale).
Susan Mercurio 3 years ago
No, all of us DON'T turn to Amazon. I have been boycotting it since forever. I think Jeff Bezos is obscenely wealthy and he treats his employees like s#it. I try to buy everything from brick & mortar stores because I want to keep my local community going. Sorry if I sound like a prig, but it can be done.
Kendra Miller 3 years ago
The puns were epic in this post, y'all had be giggling over almost every post :)
Kriss Ambers 3 years ago
Wanted to let y'all know that you can also get a bumper sticker that says "Ted Cruz ate my son" on amazon.
pebs 3 years ago
I just came here to say that replacing the word "killed" with "unalived" is just RIDICULOUS.
But Nobody Came. 3 years ago
but dont you know we're all 6 year old precious children who need to be protected from the big bad world ... /s
Load More Replies... Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Only thing I ordered from Amazon was a dozen metric 6mm bolts about 19mm long. Came with a ton of bubble wrap bound up with miles of Gaffa tape and a box big enough to hold a couple of dozen bananas (for scale).
Susan Mercurio 3 years ago
No, all of us DON'T turn to Amazon. I have been boycotting it since forever. I think Jeff Bezos is obscenely wealthy and he treats his employees like s#it. I try to buy everything from brick & mortar stores because I want to keep my local community going. Sorry if I sound like a prig, but it can be done.
Kendra Miller 3 years ago
The puns were epic in this post, y'all had be giggling over almost every post :)
Kriss Ambers 3 years ago
Wanted to let y'all know that you can also get a bumper sticker that says "Ted Cruz ate my son" on amazon.
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