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If you haven’t laughed enough today, coming across this article is a sign, pandas. You need to scroll through some embarrassing and hilarious sign fails!

As we all know, it’s usually wise to get a second opinion on, well, anything. But especially before publicly posting a sign in your place of business, you should have a proofreader and someone with a slightly dirty mind look it over first. Below, you’ll find some signs that probably shouldn’t have been given the green light, courtesy of the There Was An Attempt subreddit. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the ones you find painfully hilarious!

#1

To Promote Christianity

To Promote Christianity

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Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It certainly worked for me. I'm now happily atheist, after having been raised evangelical.

crazydogmama
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me, too, after being raised Mormon.

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JayWantsACat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christians, not understanding or misinterpreting a quote? YOU DON'T SAY. lmao

Zaphod
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they (dis)missed the word, "Cure"

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Almost sunny
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha. And why on earth would there be a whole store for bibles?

wayne whitson
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Bible is an "AUTOGRAPHED COPY"!! (So there's THAT )

LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find this 100% accurate. If you actually read the Bible, Jesus would despise the close minded weird white people who are not inclusive. So, religion can be cured by actually reading and learning, not just passing on Facebook conspiracies!

Hey!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure how this one got upvoted so much; Mark Twain was right.

Malek Basata
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not Christian, I'm Muslim and with all respect to every religion, the bible keeps making me believe my religion is true due to the contradictions

Lindy Mac
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see how this is numbero UNO.... perhaps the bible store doesn't know about Mark Twain's WIT. They should try reading some other literature.

mikejaz2
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or meeting a Christian, that'll cure ya.

Kitty Corbett
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, he's right. After I read halfway through the first five books of the Bible, I realized that Christianity was invented in opposition to the Covenant with God, and I got out of it.

April Pickett
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they do need to. It's like all religions, you pick what you want the parts you like, and ignore the rest of it.

Kyllein MacKellerann
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite true. It's a collection of campfire stories, social suggestions, genocides, murders, and bigotry on a massive scale. Read it and then think on what you've read.

LGBTQpanda
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😄 They want to spread the truth, right? 😏

Wilf
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you read it as "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy for Bronze Age Goat Herders".

celeste hall
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maye it is commentary on how far modern christianity has come from Christ teachings, I can at least hope

Puppy Dancing!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Old testament is the Hebrew portion of the bible, with all the bloodlines and laws being tracked for changes. Christians are supposed to follow Christ's teachings.

Phyllis Panda
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it has the word "Christianity" in the quote! 😜 That's all that matters.

John Murphy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is actually correct: the world does not need a new definition of Christianity, it needs a new demonstration of Christianity. This quote is saying Christians should read their Bible in order to fix the perception of Christianity. 98% of the people who say they are Christian, are not

Tamra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's probably truth to what you say. I have a different thought. When the majority of a particular group behaves in a particular way, that group becomes defined by those actions. Christians have, historically and presently, become defined by the actions of their majority which means, in my opinion, a "true" christian is someone I try to avoid.

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Bad Alchemy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So much fun!

The Original Bruno
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they exactly did, but they're going next level. "He doesn't know it, but he happens to be right."

shankShaw deReemer
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have a religious store in our mall years ago. It's no longer there as far as I know.

Kevin J. Henning
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on, there must be some other religions out there. Picking on Christians is getting boring.

Minimal Effort
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's been 2000 years having it your way...the tables have only recently turned so really we're only just getting started. Sucks doesn't it! Getting told how to live your life by others. 😏 Thankfully atheists aren't into that "eye for an eye" stuff so you won't be arrested, beaten, or burnt at the stake for simply having a different belief. Although....nobody expects the atheist inquisition! 😃

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, I had to go back and check the top of the pic for information before I understood this one. I am guessing the designers didn't try this out on some people before they OK'ed it? Even after I know what it is, my brain takes me to reptilian aliens.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    LillieMean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who exactly are these people at our party, why are they asking when the action starts and why is there a bowl full of keys?

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    Very specific. Disabled elderly pregnant children must have a strong lobby in this state. ;)

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    EmiTheEpic
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    Yes, I was dying inside when trying to study for exams lol

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    Lucifer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is directed at one employee? That's concerning.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every child in this school is going to take advantage of this.

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    ƒιѕн
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    xolitaire
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    Nils Skirnir
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