ADVERTISEMENT

If you’re not sure whether a bad review can make or break a business, 79 percent of consumers say they trust online feedback as much as recommendations from their friends or family. However, when anyone with an internet connection can leave a couple of short sentences blaring their priceless wisdom, some reviews are bound to be completely absurd.

In fact, people stumble upon so many odd evaluations, they had to create not one, but two online groups to laugh and cringe about them. Full of humorous and ridiculous reviews, these communities remind us just how “creative” some people can be.

From oddly specific to painfully entertaining, Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts these groups had to offer. So continue scrolling, upvote the ones that made you chuckle, and make sure to share your thoughts in the comments below!

#1

At Home Restaurant Review

At Home Restaurant Review

habituallylatte Report

#2

Indestructible Leggings

Indestructible Leggings

MGator11 Report

Add photo comments
POST
felicorbongolan avatar
Wistiti
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So.... I would also like to know what pants they are exactly. I wouldn't want silly copies that will rip when I move.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

We reached out to the creator of one of these online communities full of ridiculous and bizarre customer comments that have been entertaining their 17.4K members since 2018. The moderator was kind enough to have a little chat with us about the subreddit and the secrets behind successful reviews.

When asked about the inspiration behind creating this online group, the mod revealed that they didn’t really have any. However, they knew there’s “a trend on Reddit where people respond to a post or comment with a subreddit name, such as, when a joke flies over somebody’s head, they respond with r/woosh, or something similar.”

“There was no subreddit on this site, at least that I was aware of then and now, that would act as a compendium for reviews both ridiculous and outlandish, and so I decided I’d make it and see where it went,” they explained. “It slowly grew and somehow got into the tens-of-thousands of subscribers, so I suppose it was a wise choice.”

#3

Hilarious Review Of An EA Game

Hilarious Review Of An EA Game

SpiceterMiseter Report

ADVERTISEMENT

Talking about the community, the moderator believes that the majority of the members are just regular people, “with not a huge amount of commonality, who all come together to have a laugh or discussion around reviews of any nature.” They noticed that reviews of a hypocritical or unreasonable nature tend to get a lot of interaction from the community.

“With the COVID-19 pandemic, many angry reviews of people bashing a company for enforcing mask mandates, especially in states where they don’t even have a say, seem quite popular as people point out how outlandish it is to blame a store for choosing public health and safety, or even when the decision is out of their hands.”

“Second place seems to be humorous reviews,” the mod added. “On the weekends, joke and satire reviews are allowed, and whether it’s a review that’s genuine or satirical, funny reviews seem to do quite well, giving everyone a laugh in the process.”

When asked about what they define as a successful post on their sub, the creator thinks it’s typically one of the bizarre ones. They told us that some people are plain mad or outright lying in their reviews. Others are even harassing workers over policies put in place for the sake of public health. Still, often they get called out by the staff of the place being reviewed.

ADVERTISEMENT

It seems that absurd and odd judgments are more successful “than joke reviews because there is a discussion to be had around it. People tend to engage more with posts where the review is less silly in its outlandishness, such as the (quite common) elderly person leaving a 1-star review saying ‘I have never been here’ or something similar.”

#7

Obsessed

Obsessed

Annielizel_ Report

Add photo comments
POST
carolyngerbrands avatar
Caro Caro
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha that last sentence... Seriously, most reviews are full of sh!t.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#8

My Fiancé Was Browsing The Internet For Bags Of Dirt And Came Across This Review

My Fiancé Was Browsing The Internet For Bags Of Dirt And Came Across This Review

karazykid Report

ADVERTISEMENT

“Reviews made out of malice, spite, or lies, tend to have engagement around them.” The mod mentioned that people who have worked in jobs that would be suspect to such feedback can find a common thread and come together.

Workers can discuss “how, despite what some may think, the customer is not always right, and they lash out in reviews when they find out so. Posts with room for discussion almost always become popular from what I’ve seen.”

#9

Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others

Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others

ReviewPartyDotCom Report

#10

Beds Shouldn't Be Edible!

Beds Shouldn't Be Edible!

Sarang0075 Report

ADVERTISEMENT

The creator of this subreddit mentioned that they really enjoy moderating it. “Outside of people spamming their social media links or ads here, the community is well-behaved,” they revealed that very little actual moderation is needed.

“Any time I get a report for something, it’s a report sent almost always for spam, so the subreddit hardly needs moderating outside of removing spam posts,” the mod added. Still, they do appreciate being a part of it because some of the posts give them a good laugh. “I’m glad I made a community where people can come together over the ever-chaotic internet review.”

#11

The Food At This Shop Sucked!

The Food At This Shop Sucked!

88Burner88 Report

#12

Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department

Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department

blackgeorgewallace Report

Add photo comments
POST
dravadres avatar
Tolga ÜSTÜN
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh they did! You can count on it. You just could'n turn your head to see it.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Yet, the moderator wished to add that while many people write their judgments on how good a place or a business is, “It’s important now more than ever to leave reviews for proper reasons.”

“Personally, I have worked both retail and foodservice, and 99% of problems are completely outside the hands of everyone in the store, yet people leave bad reviews,” the moderator said. “I understand and sympathize with people who have bad experiences, but if your experience was bad, I can almost guarantee nobody there wanted it to be bad.”

#13

Not Much More To Say

Not Much More To Say

GoToGoat Report

ADVERTISEMENT

“If the customers are having a bad experience, so too are the workers, and now more than ever, [they] are pushed mentally and physically to the limit,” the mod asks to have some empathy for the people out there doing their jobs. “Don’t leave reviews because a minimum-wage worker made an honest mistake. More often than not, it can come back to hurt him, even if it was outside his control.”

On a final note, the creator of the sub mentioned that reviews are used too often to slander workers who are trying their hardest and can’t change whatever challenge or issues might be happening. “So think before you leave a 1-star review, and think before you point a finger and blame someone because something went wrong.”

#15

The Craziest One I’ve Seen So Far

The Craziest One I’ve Seen So Far

NAmeen7 Report

Add photo comments
POST
mulkyway avatar
mulk
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Monica is devil! But wait until you see Karen, the CEO...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#18

How Dumb Can You Be?

How Dumb Can You Be?

Bites_The_Crust Report

Add photo comments
POST
temperanceraziel avatar
Temperance Raziel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a common problem with many products. Label the protective film at least.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#19

Disappointed

Disappointed

metaldrummerx Report

#20

Tfw An Author Just Assumes 2020 Is Going To Be Pandemic-Free

Tfw An Author Just Assumes 2020 Is Going To Be Pandemic-Free

Kate_Ashbrook Report

Add photo comments
POST
wendillon avatar
Monday
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait...so you're telling me the book I bought yesterday that's set in 2025 isn't going to tell me the future? What a waste....

t_d_bostick avatar
T. D. Bostick
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, so you're telling me the work of fiction I bought isn't going to tell me the future? or even the present? or the past?

Load More Replies...
adrianhobbs0 avatar
Adrian
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me "2001: A Space Odyssey" and "2010: The Year We Make Contact" kinda gave the game away I thought.

ariawhitaker avatar
Aria Whitaker
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if not, after "2012" came and went with NO worlds ending due to the Mayan calendar I thought they may have gotten the hint...but here we are. lol

Load More Replies...
carolee4ujm avatar
Carolee Samuda-Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this review circular in my author community. Trust me, this isn't funny to the author who has had her ratings drop because of idiots like this.

chrismugea avatar
C. Wade
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. This person reads books too, you'd think they'd be less obtuse but no.

mvtoloy avatar
Valentina Toloy
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im not trying to be mean but... do simplistic romance novels count as books?. I have always found them intolerable and idiotic but thats my personal opinion. I assumed she was talking about a romance novel cause she mentioned a wedding and not the red type but a regular one.

Load More Replies...
marcoconti avatar
Marco Conti
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone written a novel with multiple lottery drawings scenes? Asking for a friend.

thomasesthomas avatar
Thomas E S Thomas
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the multiverse, other realities don't often face the challenges we do, and Vice versa. Currently we are learning about a mysterious Blip that occurred in a neighboring dimension where half the people in that universe vanished for five years. In yet another dimension a race of beings from the ng465 system, called khryptonians, tried to terraform Earth into a version of their dead home world. Abs in still another, giant alien robots recently destroyed the Great Pyramid at Giza.

jnlewis22 avatar
Jennifer Lewis
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, BFD. I watched Back To the Future when I was young and I'm STILL waiting for my hoverboard!

liesljaycee avatar
Liesl English
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh. This is why I hate Back to the Future. 2015 was nothing like it portrayed. And they had a time machine. You'd think they'd get it right.

emileemprovencher avatar
EP
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dying to know what book this is. Now I’m curious to read it!

paradise384 avatar
Jessica Macklemoore
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this person was trying to be sarcastic and funny but couldnt pull it off so it ended up looking like they were being serious.

regnwyn avatar
Rei
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happy that 1984 is over a long time ago. Wait...

jmchoto avatar
Jo Choto
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh well, if an author doesn't accurately predict every aspect of the future, then I guess we are burning all the sci-fi tomorrow.

cammywilsonaz avatar
CammyCat
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that at least 14 people found that review helpful!

vthart avatar
Viv Hart
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the funniest of the lot!!!!!! Was the author supposed to predict Covid-19?

jennahayden avatar
Jenna Hayden
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found it worrying that 14 people found this review helpful......

drolltimes avatar
Klaatu Verrata (Cough)
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This review has completely ruined my love of 2001: A Space Odyssey, Blade Runner, the Mad Max Trilogy, The Time Machine, and a bevy of other futuristic movies. I'm crushed.

mkmccool4 avatar
Mary McCool
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of like the mag cover about Betty White’s 100th birthday.

georgemihaita avatar
george mihaita
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. 2001 - a space oddisey was also completely wrong. Waste of my money.

beaudanner avatar
beau danner
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So these goals I wrote down for 2022 are... Useless?? I'm returning this pen and paper, immediately!

nfrlprdpr avatar
Mazer
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And 14 people nodded their heads in sympathetic understanding

rowdieangel avatar
RowdieAngel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll bet she's still pissed off we don't have hoverboards, either.

s_vitkovitsky avatar
s. vitkovitsky
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's Lily Worthington-Rowe, professional psychic, when you need her??!!

nubisknight avatar
Nubis Knight
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait till s/he finds out about Terminator or Back to the future. I want my flying cars now!

matojakubik avatar
Cuppa tea?
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean one could suspect writers are not to be trusted since George Orwell 1984 was not anywhere close to reality. At least in the part of the world.

ciaradean avatar
Dusky87
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until they find out that half the universe won't be snapped back into existence in 2023

abbieiscrazy avatar
L.a. Williams
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like someone who reads sci-fi. Can't wait to vacation on said planet in book.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#21

Would Consider Going Back

Would Consider Going Back

iNeedHealing24_7 Report

#22

This Creepy Coin-Eating Bank

This Creepy Coin-Eating Bank

Babsthewonderful Report

#23

Slice Was A Bit Dry, Otherwise I Would Have Given Them 5 Stars

Slice Was A Bit Dry, Otherwise I Would Have Given Them 5 Stars

Huntsman6022 Report

Add photo comments
POST
adrianhobbs0 avatar
Adrian
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of shark? which island? what booths? how is the cook? what type of tea? what slice? so many questions left unanswered. Just irresponsible reporting.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#27

You Can Really Taste The Gorilla

You Can Really Taste The Gorilla

reformed_colonelreb Report

#28

I Love This New Translator App

I Love This New Translator App

Gamerhead Report

Add photo comments
POST
chrismugea avatar
C. Wade
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shouldn't laugh as I had to learn English at some point but come on "gently massage my grandmother" this is gold lmao

View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#29

Found On A Pair Of Socks I Was Looking At Online

Found On A Pair Of Socks I Was Looking At Online

XxmunkehxX Report

#30

Absolute Gold From Amazon

Absolute Gold From Amazon

mjs5000 Report

#32

Most Of It Was Just Water

Most Of It Was Just Water

-discolemonade Report

#33

Great Shampoo, Subpar Snack

Great Shampoo, Subpar Snack

ca2mt Report

Add photo comments
POST
wendillon avatar
Monday
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn...I hate it when my shampoo bottle doesn't tell me that eating it is a bad idea.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#37

One Way Of Describing It

One Way Of Describing It

ladyjuliafish Report

Add photo comments
POST
hoffmanpierce avatar
Johnny Pierce
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best review of P&P ever. The same applies to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#39

So Apparently The Sydney Opera House Isn't In Australia. Wow

So Apparently The Sydney Opera House Isn't In Australia. Wow

TechyPerson-512 Report

#40

He Makes Compelling Points!

He Makes Compelling Points!

MichealScott1991 Report

Note: this post originally had 120 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.