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White lies smashing, fake news crashing - The Truth Potato is back with more of the bitter truths he is generally known to spurt out. You could have previously seen his webcomics on Bored Panda here and here.

Skewing away from the things we hear on a day to day basis and are made to believe the "happily ever after" stuff, here are some sayings coming from funny comics of Truth Potato who knows that life isn't always that hunky dory. Let's face it; certain facts of life have us all in total denial.

The Truth Potato is a wise little spud that tries his best to put you in check with these truths. These bitter truths might have already been quoted by other personalities, but has it come out from the cute drawings of the wisest spud ever? No.

Below are some of the best comics from the Truth Potato who is occasionally accompanied by his two buds, Gajar Khan (the carrot) and Jorge (the tomato), that you must keep as a daily note to yourself.

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Crycket
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the truth behind that is, you miss the person they used to be...

BusLady
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few of those people in my past. I moved on and they just found new victims. You could try to warn them, but they wouldn't listen.

Kim Lorton
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, the thoughts of that person were in your mind so long, you feel guilty for letting them go, but the thing is, you had to do it to move on! You will even have a dream or two, making you think you were wrong to let go, but don’t listen, you have to let go of things and people that have held you back. Because they did, and you may not have even known or realized they did...

Jaded Queen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But is it though. I always feel so disgusted

Marnee DeRider
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually REALLY hit home to me. I cut out my entire family (except my son) about 7 years ago. And I don't feel guilty about it, but then I kick myself for missing some of them, for missing having a family, as if I'm defective for feeling that way, or pathetic is maybe the better word. I guess I thought I wasn't "allowed" to miss them when I was the one who chose to "divorce" them.

Catlady6000
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haven't seen or talked to my ex in 18 years. Still love and miss him. Would never take him back

Adrian Sulcu
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm also afraid of the same thing, that I will miss the person that I do love at this moment ( but almost on separate ways, we have a daughter together ). I think I will miss all this for all my life

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callmejack
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just get divorced a year ago. The best decision I have made. But I do definitely miss her too much. Than we talk (we have a son) and the missing part just drifts away in a minute. Still best decision. But I do definitely miss her too much. Than we talk and the missing part just drifts away in a split second.

Marty Moore
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I needed to see this today. Sadly, I need to cut two people out of my life who have caused untold pain in my life. I'm mourning the loss because I've tried for 60 years to love them, they just don't love me. Never did from the day they had me. My heart hurts, but I'm at peace that they can't be in my life anymore.

Tammy Chapman
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know your heart is hurting. But sometimes we have to cut toxic people out of our lives. And that can be especially heartbreaking when you have loved them so much, for so long, but they have never returned that love. It's way past time for you to be at peace, to focus on your own dreams, and to be able to do all the things that make you happy and bring you joy. Yes, you may be sad sometimes and you may mourn the loss of having them in your life. But, you have tried for 60 years, and they will probably never change. So, please don't feel guilty. They had 60 years of chances to change. And they didn't. It is now your time, your time to do all the things you've dreamed of doing. And now you can do all those things without having to worry about the judgemental BS from other people. Live your life (In whatever way you want to.), Love yourself (and whoever else you want to.), Laugh as much as possible (Sometimes Laughter is the best medicine.) Continued.....

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    RockyDude47
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the line be thinner?

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There will always be people who will take advantage of nice people. They seek them out. You can be nice around most people, without having to worry about that.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Niceness also mistranslates as insecurity very often. You need to know how to get bold when needed.

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be very, very nice and never a doormat

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When in doubt, assume you are being too nice.

    Quinn Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The line is that the nice person won't step on the doormat.

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    Brooke Wagner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one friend. She's so deep and sensible. Why do I need another one when I already have the best one you could get!?!??!

    Terry T.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one friend. I have been with her longer than any other human that has been in my life. She's my best friend and my wife.

    Chelsea Johnston-Clary
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may sound sad when you read it, but no one truly wants gaggles of friends. Things get confusing, feelings get hurt, etc. It's better to have a small tight circle of "real friends" that you can always count on.

    Aislynn Bierenga
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have one real friend. ive known her since we were both 3 months old. she's stuck with me through thick and thin and we love each other to bits. so very extremely grateful to have her in my life.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend once... he got unfriendly when he found out :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ya gonna call when your car breaks down in the middle of the night in the worst neighborhood, and AAA says it will be 2 hours?

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If u r extremely lucky u will have those rare moments when few people are true friends to you. Never all the time nd certainly not all people.

    Anita Holleufer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! I learned that the hard way...

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    Andrzej Raczynski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equally importantly, you being offended doesn't entitle you to jack S.

    Kevs Build
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If something is Orange, it is Orange OK end of, PC is going off the scale ridiculous nowadays. People getting outraged because they think they should. People getting away with murder because they had a bad childhood, bollocks, lock them up, no TV etc, it isn't a holiday camp.

    DarkStarBowser
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Liberals, Checkmate!

    Stimpy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservatives do not ever get offended?

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    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The FOX comments section summed up in one cartoon

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fox comments section is worse than a SJW website? Not a goddamn chance.

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    Si
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you offend people, doesn’t mean you’re right.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of people getting offended on behalf of others and putting up a big stink to protect them, wanted or not, they decide to speak for others, and even gets offended and tries to s**t you down, when you, one of the people they decide to speak for, speak up and state that they are wrong and don't have the right to speak for you or on your behalf. You are now the offensive one that should STFU.. how does that work? I for one would love to hit people like that over the head with a cluebat until they get it, and stop their actually offensive nonsense, not realising rhat they are actually the offensive ones...

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm not comfortable with that

    Linouchka 99
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I'm not a vegetarian, I like the taste of meat too much, but the uncomfortable truth is that this steak once was a living animal and I know it. I don't like it and I prefer not to think about it. The comfortable lie is to pretend that the steak on my plate has nothing to do with the cow and it's beautiful eyes that I find so beautiful...

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people prefer TO TELL a comfortable lie rather than an uncomfortable truth. But the addressee would prefer knowing what's the matter.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had this power too. I would be wronger but happier.

    Kamryn McNamara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like he's spongey and would just soak the water back up

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one bit the dust. Where my comment at BP ?

    BobbyK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is soooooooo true.

    Jader Torres
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: dumbass peoples ruin the happiness of others because they cannot find their own.

    Lori Dawn Cartagena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People destroy their own happiness by blaming others.

    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's true that most rude people is rude because they just envy others. and some of them is rude because they're rude

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it won't. I doesn't involve humans.

    arthur lindsay coker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when someone picks up a potato peeler

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True more often than not. It follows from the curse on Adam after the fall. See Genesis 3.

    Quinn Alexander
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it sucks at times it's obviously not the dream job. It's the job you intended but not the dream job.

    Stan Chung
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. This nugget! The last week has been sucky...

    Major Houlihan Bear
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...you pick your dream job not to have a good time, but to stick to it no matter what. Especially when it sucks.

    Chelsea Johnston-Clary
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, there will always be those moments. But if it's what you truly want to do in life, they are few and far between.

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    Board Pan, duh.
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were also awesome at times in the past and will rock in the future :)

    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like that. Maintains the balance .

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! I never did and I never will!

    Lori Dawn Cartagena
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people won't get this until it's too late.

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    Bella Zyla Harder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... unless you're an actual potato... in which case, 45 minutes in the oven at 350 should do it.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or wrapped in tinfoil on your engine block on a roadtrip.

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    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monday mornings hit me like a stinkin truck....

    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIIIIII dunno.... I always feel a 100% ready to go to bed. So there

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're ready, the moment has passed

    Chelsea Johnston-Clary
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's perfectly okay! Just do your best and learn what you can from each experience.

    Igor Skalceri
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    came to third question and giving up already. Boring post. bye.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first husband cheated on me with his second wife, and cheated on her with his 3rd wife. So if he cheats on her, what did she expect?

    Kriel Kipjes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddad cheated on my grandma w half the neighbourhood. But he was very true to his second wife. He got impotent. There's hope.

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    Andrzej Raczynski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be cursed with a winning powerball ticket??? I dread the day, hopefully it happens soon so I have the rest of my life to recuperate from the shock.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the good things, of course.

    Anita Holleufer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always! Especially if you say it won’t.

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Dr.Phil often says to the second wife or mistress of a guy on his show. If he did it WITH you, he'll do it TO you. Just look at the present tenant of the White House.

    Amanda Hunter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why we all need the best insurance available.

    Kaden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom gave birth but I'm a boy, so does that mean I'll give birth too?

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you r not tomato. U r delicious. I would like to be the villian in every one's story. Sounds exciting.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of those people who have dysfunctional lives, but it's always some one else's fault. People are sooooo mean to them.

    B Cool
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are mean. You have too many opinions about other people.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I am "bypasser number 23453" in everyone's story.

    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definitely the villain to a couple of people from my past......

    Michèle Gyselinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose so. There's that old saying, " You can't please everyone and his/their? uncle."

    Quinn Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably the villain in my life in return so at least I can die knowing I made their life as miserable as they made mine.

    Amanda Hunter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly, that makes me smile quietly to myself....

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sometimes it's not you, but rather your choice of partners. Some people end up in abusive relationships over and over again, sadly.

    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well,... actually it's still you who makes the choice....

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    _WEIRD_ONE_
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many arms does that carrot have?!

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, or just bad luck... More probably bad luck.

    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been stuck in a loop of abusive relationships

    Phoebes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life lesson: if you think everyone around you is "out to get you", the problem is most likely you, not them.

    Quinn Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is dangerously relevant to the one above it.

    Brenda Pereira
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask "What's the common denominator here?" It starts them thinking, if they understand what a denominator is!

    Lori Dawn Cartagena
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endings usually mean new beginnings,that's usually good. It means you have moved on!

    DawnMarie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! That one cut a little close for me.

    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what if you are the problem? Nobody gets to tell you how you should live your life.

    Grazina Strolia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome, then! Nothing says you have to be in a relationship.

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    Sophia Cai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it’s my responsibility doesn’t mean I give a s**t.

    Phoebes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the problem America faces today.....

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomato dint do nutthin. Ah, we know better than that.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's precisely what it means.

    Donna Baker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your the big problem with society today, nobody give a s**t.

    Joaquin Rado
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    6 years ago

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    Serbob
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a fine line between being nice and being a doormat. Clean your own s**t!

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    Kala Subramaniam
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about every day being a bad day.? :(

    Richard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should make some changes then?

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need bad days, so you can appreciate the good

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More bad days than good for most of us, unfortunately. Enjoy the good ones.

    Brooke Wagner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres really something good in everyday. Sometimes it takes a while to find it!

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it takes a whole day to find it. ♥

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    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have crippling depression, anxiety, ADHD, OCD, and growth hormone deficiency. I get migraines a lot. My life is hard, a lot, I have PTSD and panic attacks and have one every time I'm stuck with a needle and every time I get in a car.

    Lori Dawn Cartagena
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it always gets better, no matter how bad it seems.

    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make that 18th October. It's just cursed . Simply cursed.

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pornhub doesn't agree

    Mark Howell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an engineer I was told ' If it won't fit, get a bigger hammer. If it still don't fit your doing it wrong, and call an expert.'

    Sami
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why us in the trades hate engineers! XD

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    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythbusters would just use more lube.

    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people understood it . That would be a miracle. Always a square peg into the round hole

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A square peg will fit a round hole! As long as the hole is big enough!

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    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Just relax and let it flow! Don't rock the boat!

    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzCk5xNcIzQ

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    Kevs Build
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't force it!! Get a bigger hammer.

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could equally be good advice as the exact opposite. Sometimes you have to force the square peg into the round hole or you won't get any further.

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah we are gonna f**k it either way.

    Jader Torres
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect time is when you have the guts to say " here I go world. You better watch out!"

    DW Hunter3
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to notice that the perfect time has come and gone already.

    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and that's how you end up being 42 yo for your first pregnancy... :-/

    Kyana Winter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why f**k is covered. We all know what it says and it is not in bad context. So f*****g annoying

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone's goals are different.

    Eat Girl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tomato´s little muscle is cute.

    Jacques Archambault
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The path to your goal is stimulating. Achieving your goal means you aimed too low. Depression will follow...

    Taryn Wallace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tomato seems like a cocky little thing!!!

    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Successfully building the perfect Magic: The Gathering does take more time for me then for some others.

    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ^ Magic: The Gathering deck. Can't type all the words today apparently.

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has bears in it. I hope they are all either Pooh bears or pandas

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is full of rejection. Or, I think it is.

    Sleep Meister
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just makes me think of Star Wars: "That place… is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go." "What's in there?" "Only what you take with you."

    Brooke Wagner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I had a presentation today over a crime scene crawled out the other end of the cave with a B.... Yay!

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a metaphor? Don't try things that are too hard for you.

    Neva Wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom, just dont go in the random cave ur afraid of probelm solves

    Pedro Purcino
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the secret is to find someone that works going there and pay them to solve this for you.

    Andy ReRe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE spelunking in all sorts of caves! wha? oh, never mind...

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    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m crying again! And it’s been almost a month!!!

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was such a nice article that BP posted, with all the artists paying him tributes. 💕

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    Roger Haywood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can miss someone you have never met. R.I.P. Stan.

    Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a brief documentary on Stan Lee and you can't help but tear up because of all the joy that man had and brought

    mouse dog
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Stan Lee. You changed the world for the better.

    Sue H-s
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw saw this scene yesterday on Spider-Man epic day.

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    LOttawa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    Tyler Cook
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beauty is in the eye of the bee holder so marry an apiarist :)

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you're beautiful on the inside.

    DW Hunter3
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is beautiful, in its own way...

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only good looking people would say such b******t.

    Anita Holleufer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there’s always something beautiful about them.

    Abby Rexroth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty fades, intelligence and kindness endure.

    Brenda Pereira
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't matter if everyone weren't beautiful if people weren't so biased. But, they are, so it matters.

    Jess Moseley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty isn't the Only quality in people that can be important, the ones who are 'less' so, usually have a lot to offer in other ways that's just how the world works. Balance.

    Andy ReRe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone is beautiful, but everyone is beautiful to SOMEone.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know how many diets I've been on? Lol

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're rushing home to poop and you're not there yet....

    Jacques Archambault
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do now what we could very well wait for tomorrow to do? It just pushes future things past our death, but then we won’t care...

    Allan Breum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, procrastinator unite..! tomorrow... or whenever...

    Kriel Kipjes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this course about how to stop procastinating. Maybe I can go there some other time.

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to? Everything good will turn everything bad

    Grazina Strolia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my exact argument about why there's can't be a heaven...or hell

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try and fix what is most important. If you fail, that doesn't define you as a failure.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So just give up and do drugs to cope with it.

    Jader Torres
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The s****y part is that not everything depends on us directly and sometimes we need other's help in order to fix things and that's the moment that it all goes to hell.

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as a perfect being

    Halestorm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who are perfect are simply too short-sighted to find a way to improve themselves.

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    Jess Moseley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfection is an unobtainable standard. That's the thing, no matter who or what you are, there's always going to be someone somewhere who finds a 'flaw' Don't hold yourself to the impossible.

    Jacques Archambault
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re imperfect, you cannot do the things you need to become perfect. If you’re perfect, you cannot do things that would make you imperfect.

    Kaden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless ur name is nobody because every1 knows the saying nobody is perfect so if ur name is nobody ur perfect

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you define perfevt? What other people think you should be?

    marnidarr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only hurts the person who is constantly told they are perfect or the person that believes they need to be.

    Jader Torres
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are perfect when you are YOURSELF!

    Roger Haywood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's imperfections that make you perfect.

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    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone acts like an a*****e at some time or other. I would disagree that everyone IS an a*****e. My definition of an a*****e is someone who says to every complaint about their behavior (justified or not): "Hey, that's just how I am. Take it or leave it." Not as in, "Dude, you need to dress better," and they respond with, "Hey, you don't like how I dress, that's your problem." That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about, "Hey, you can't just leave me stranded at the mall like that. You said you'd pick me up! You never even called." A*****e: "Hey, something else came up. What do you want from me? I can't be everywhere at once. I'm not going to apologize for not being perfect." A*****e.

    Andy ReRe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always a bad thing, some a******s can be so delicious...

    Laura Silverstein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically an a*****e is someone who is rigid (must be ‘right’ every time), unwilling to compromise or concede anything, overly entitled (assume they’re owed something), generally unwilling to adhere to societal standards by claiming to be a d**k and thus justifying their selfishness and antipathy. Quite assholic behavior

    Kathryn Lusby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad but so true. I know I am!

    Kyana Winter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, when I am angry I am such a b***h. And I get angry pretty often...

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    Roger Haywood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you lend someone £5 (or $5) and you never see them again, it was money well spent.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until they come back asking for more.

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    Heidi Matsumoto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you lend money, it's not money that you lend to others. It's trust. If that's broken, no amount of money can ever compensate for such.

    Brenda Pereira
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AMEN!!! Anytime money leaves my hand, I give up thinking I'll ever see it again, family, friend, or stranger.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never lend money. I'll make a gift. If it comes back that's a blessing to me, if not, I didn't expect it.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the same for investment.

    marnidarr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. When I owe someone money they'll get it back, even if it's a life insurance payment after I die.

    Valerie Lessard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, if it helps someone else get through a bad time then it's fine

    Kiya Ward
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im dont wanna lose you v-bucks!

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    Nick Covill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good little capitalist slave potato says yes!

    Allan Breum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss, work will set you free, or as the Germans put it in the early '40s "Arbeit Macht Frei"

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    2WheelTravlr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true I want to make a million fake accounts so I can upvote the heck out of it

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I know one of those guys who's just good at everything, right away. Really pisses me off.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people may have a natural talent, but it will get you nowhere without practice, practice, practice!

    Tim Douglass
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Skill* is proportional to practice. Talent is basic ability before developing it.

    Kiki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something that choosy-beggars should learn.

    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. Some people are naturally talented at things at others have to practice a ton to even begin to do it well.

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have a natural talent for something, you probably won't be able to practice your way into being good at it

    Heidi Matsumoto
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,,,, yeah it can be. However, it reminds me of a guy who's been doing yoga for a long time, shows his skills to a celebrity by doing a very difficult (according to him) yoga pose but the said celebrity (who never does yoga) just did the pose like it was nothing. LOL ... but I do like this one! It does take effort if you want to improve and achieve your kind of perfection.

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! It's one of the perks. The freedom to make mistakes nd grow.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you learn from your mistakes, it's not a totally negative experience. Something good came out of it.

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    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to bolt things down rather than screwing things up, thank you very much.

    Fathimath Minya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, well thank you. It's one of my favourite concepts though. You can always belittle failure by remembering this and keeping the big picture in mind. In the biggest picture, you remember that everyone dies.

    DW Hunter3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Occasionally, you may also screw down.

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    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of unrealistic body expectations for young fruits and veggies everywhere.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this. Or the life of a youth depending on experiences of adults.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I the potato becomes fries, the tomato should become ketchup

    Scrooge McCock
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the carrot will be eaten by a f*****g horse

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    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he really should get mashed. Just saying.

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should just go home and get baked.....

    Andy ReRe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should take input from others as OPTIONS. Make your choices, accept the consequences and STFU when you don't like the results, try again, if still possible.

    Kyana Winter
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the tomato, I'm hungry

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    Nini Meow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need raita to go with it

    athornedrose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am also like that. i want curry but what do i need?!!

    Neva Wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    techincally u want to live adn have a good life you dont need to live and have a good life so everything is a want.

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering your comment on nukes... yours and everyone elses

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it did. It would be very difficult to move around

    BobbyK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people think it does.

    Amanda Hunter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not everyone listens to solid advice

    Jader Torres
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot's of bitches gotta learn that s**t!

    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have to be rude about World? :'(

    Steve
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're the sun, then yes it does

    BusLady
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    6 years ago

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, sometimes your circumstances will always make your dreams and goals impossible to achieve... Don't blame yourself, but lay down and cry.

    Anita Holleufer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time flies when you’re having fun, and if you’re having fun, It’s usually not doing that something that you need to be doing!!!

    BobbyK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't PINK FLOYD say that in Dark Side Of The Moon?

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    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I live, the more I feel like I don't know anything...

    Michèle Gyselinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Only the F@#king moron in the White House thinks he knows everything.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't always know what is best for yourself. Your crush may turn out to be a jerk.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. You wanna eat a whole cake, your stomach might make you regret it soon afterwards.

    Nini Meow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biryani is bae.. thoda raita 😍

    Sven Mom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez. Just how much ghee are you using in biryani?

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    BobbyK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware of what you wish for, you may get it.

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    Brooke Wagner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always try to be as optimistic as I can. One thing I've learned is to never hold a grudge tho. If you keep a grudge on a loved one and something happens, you can't ever say goodbye. Learned the hard way with a close friend. 😔

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened the other way around to me. Did some swimming pool edge push-ups. Though "hey! This is easy!" did as many as I could, felt like a breeze. The next day... I deeply regretted my past decisions. Muscle pain is real and my body's responses are a bit slow.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your doctor would disagree.

    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST AND YOU DON'T SUCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"

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    Tracey Hyde
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brooke Wagner made me laugh, funny comment

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes don't fly, they fry.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for the record... potatoes *can* fly... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... if shot out a spud gun.

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    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.” - Frank Herbert

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the meaning of life? An ancient question.

    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will forever use "potate" as a verb

    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is not about finding out who you are, it's about deciding who you want to be.

    The Dutches
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meaning of life is to live it.

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    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiny underwear... new goal.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to hang on to certain possessions that remind me of pleasant experiences (or people I love).

    Carlota Ocón
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiny underwear will lead you to new experiences

    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the codes to the nuclear weapons. I plan to have lovely experience with them. Go boom people!

    Steve
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket launchers are experiences AND possessions!

    Steve
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket launchers are both experiences AND possessions!

    Brooke Wagner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone watched the TV show 'The Bachelor'? The one with Becka as the Bachelorette? If so, the carrot reminds me of Jordan, with his golden undies!!!!!!! :,,,D

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's a very good thing!

    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore neon underwear today and felt like a superhero

    Brenda Pereira
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took all my life of buying and saving things to realize this.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried so hard / And got so far / But in the end / It doesn't even matter 🎶

    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toooooooo meeeeeee........., Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead.

    Roger Haywood
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me................(Any way the wind blows)

    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worse is certain : we're all gonna die. So we can as well have fun meanwhile !

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things do, just not everything that you think does.

    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "one thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind" -In the End by linkin park i think

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters to me.

    Brenda Pereira
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the truest statement of all. We can struggle to be what we aren't, or be comfortable with who we are, be rich or poor, good or evil, etc.. It all dies in the end and no one give a s**t for more than a few weeks, if that.

    no
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵stop quoting amazing songs 🎶

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Tomato gets a tummy ache.

    Cees Timmerman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it happens to you. Truth potato should not contradict itself.

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why hero worship sucks. Worship that thing they did, not who they are as a mythical perfect being.

    Anita Holleufer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful who your role models are....

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lucky : I never respected anyone.

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    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wrong turns have made me become who I am today, and I wouldn't change my decisions

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to call those people 'dumbass', and it's OK

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call them SJW's and right wing wingnuts.

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    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not OK in some cases. I am firmly of the opinion that inciting violence against journalists is not okay. The President disagrees. That is definitely not OK.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure there's a lot of things with which the PotUS and I disagree, and I think we can all agree he's the one whose wrong. In fact... people should just make me president. (okay. no. you shouldn't. I'd be a terrible president. Like, I'd move to Canada if you lot voted for me.)

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how bad it is, you can get through it. ❤

    Brenda Pereira
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My motto in life. "This too shall pass." Good or bad, it passes.

    BobbyK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That which does not kill you makes you stronger"

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought gravity was the heartless b***h..

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    naw. gravity is just klingy. doesn't want to let you go.

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it funny. Blaming or congratulating karma for the revenge that is your responsibility . The universe will be truly free, if he goes around punishing ppl for every argument they ever had on the internet.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to every lazy person. Be more proactive if you ever expect things to change for the better.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except that laziness is the root of all invention.

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chance of getting destroyed is always more than being ok

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    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Not when ppl are just going to push u back.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about.

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    Nguyễn Phương
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, i've played the same level of this journey game for years

    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot! I had always heard that every day was a winding road. I've been lied to.

    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awake, goes work, goes home, sleep and repeat

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    StarKitten
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the promises he want to break include the one he made in this drawing?

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole Brexit thing ever since the announcement 2015 that there will be a referendum about it

    Jaded Queen
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! But than by definition u will need to keep your promises. It would be paradox

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