My 20 Humorous Comics That Will Hopefully Add Some Laughter To Your Day (New Pics)

In extreme cases also apply liberal use of foul language.

As an IT man, I've found carrying a big hammer usually frightens the petulant silicon into behaving. ))

I had a 1976 Oldsmobile that I literally had to smack the snit out of the middle dash board to get the radio to work. It was rather fun.

lol

"Could it be for the money?" "LOLZ. Nah."

Job interviews that act like this should be banned. No one should have to prove why they would bend over backwards for a company that doesn't care about them.

The difference between want and need.

But show me the money!

"Saint Peter don't you call me, 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store..."

"Yeeeaaaah, I can't shuffle off this mortal coil todaaayyyyy. Let me look at my calendar. Are you free next Thursday at 3? I can squeeze you in for the REAPING OF MY SOUL then..."

"It squeaked and squeaked and squeaked in pain and regret until silenced. Now, it squeaketh no more..."

A friend and I had this joke about a guy called Justin Case. I don't think any of us ever really 100% got our own joke, but we laughed at it and kept building on the joke.... Justin Case.

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The deluxe version includes a similarly themed watch.

I have a roadside car kit in a canvas bag that is branded "Justin Case".

oh...

Newt females!

What the eft?

You got to pay the bills somehow

Cute.

Dude is SUCH a drip...

When life gives you lemons, remind it that lemons aren't naturally occuring but actually are a crossbreed between a bitter orange and a citron - which means life never gave us lemons, we did it all by ourselves!

"Okay, LIFE, you also need to give me some sugar and water if I'm gonna make lemonade..."

I will just throw the lemons at people.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

thats the right way

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *inhale* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have a loathing, perhaps irrationally, for toilet paper holders. So, I don't use one.

It's the constricted diet.

"Huh. I had no idea you were Jewish..."

Good to know I'm not alone in this. I literally was rubbing my food baby belly last night, standing in the pantry debating which "4th meal" food I was going to eat. *BURP!*

bro this is literally my brother

They needed a bush.

Way too meta for me.

"...and now I will attempt to chop down this light pole with this leash and our combined forward momentum...GYARKGH! Nope, still can't do that!"

Mine did that this morning!

"You just lost the Game of Life, son. Now go cry in the corner like a REAL man!"

"I will now proceed to make 200 versions of this document, but none of them will include the "Cyan" cartridge, so they will all be useless to you!"

Shouldn't there be a third water cooler for them to gather 'round?

"Yum. I'm 'bout to eat this chopped up chicken cooked in the scrambled amniotic fluid and remains of her children. Death never tasted so good!"

I think it's wrong to say this.. but it's cute

Frog went a-courtin', Uh-huh,

Slide a piece of cardboard under it and take the spider outside and let it go. That is what I do.

What a rip-off...