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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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    Wayne Beesley
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    Peter Lankton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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