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40 Funniest AutoCorrects Of 2011

To celebrate its 1 year anniversary, ‘Damn You Autocorrect‘ compiled a huge list of most popular AutoCorrect entries determined by Facebook shares, tweets, comments, and pageviews.

For those thinking it’s fake, DYAC explains: “Autocorrect behaves differently on everyone’s phone, and it “learns” words based on things you have typed in the past. If you can’t reproduce it on your phone after numerous tries, it doesn’t mean it is fake. It just means you have too much time on your hands.”

Without further ado, here are the 40 funniest autocorrects from their list with a couple of our picks from their website!

Warning: this post contains strong language, please don’t read if you’re too young or too sensitive or have no sense of humor.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Janet-Fauble/100000283294922 Janet Fauble via Facebook

    So funny. I cannot stop laughing. At last I know that others have problems with autophones too….

  • Erika Yvonne via Facebook

    lmfao!

  • Yana Kab via Facebook

    ahahahahahhaaah, hilarious!!!!

  • Daniel Rodríguez Ayala via Facebook

    LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gail-Fisher/100002319247802 Gail Fisher via Facebook

    The entire fb universe must hear me laughling

  • Owen Sayaman via Facebook

    Must’ve been a pain in the ass to program it, have it subjected to a rigorous test plan, then come out like this…hahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Jessee/615873178 Benjamin Jessee via Facebook

    Best article of the year! Can’t stop laughing!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Melody-Penfound/1300696831 Melody Penfound via Facebook

    OMG…I laughed so hard!

  • Monica H. Terzian via Facebook

    LOL LOL LOL!!

  • Monica H. Terzian via Facebook

    LOL LOL LOL!!

  • Monica H. Terzian via Facebook

    LOL LOL LOL!!

  • Monica H. Terzian via Facebook

    LOL LOL LOL!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gergana-Boikova-Miteva/100000087949727 Gergana Boikova Miteva via Facebook

    I can’t relax my belly muscles now, laughed soooo hard

  • Nicolas Estrem via Facebook

    Most of those are fake :p

  • Fred Cansino via Facebook

    HAHA

  • Abi Rutland-Turner via Facebook

    Funniest thing I have read for a long while! X

  • Erika Hirugami via Facebook

    jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Margaret-Field/100000034526859 Margaret Field via Facebook

    SCREAM lmfao

  • Jem Tovey via Facebook

    Crying with laughter…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Veronika-Khabarova/512089815 Veronika Khabarova via Facebook

    LMFAO!!!

  • Savannah J. Cabrera via Facebook

    made my day

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jose-Miguel-Duran/100000113532022 Jose Miguel Duran via Facebook

    I had tears in my eyes

  • http://www.facebook.com/kathryn.hand Kathryn Hand via Facebook

    I have not had such a good belly laugh for ages, very funny thank you!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000472473669 Katoh Khwankhong

    those correction made me cry… LOL

  • elly kusnadi

    this post made my day LOL :) )

  • Anonymous

    some look made up to me.

  • Andrew Davies

    I have another, conversation between my mate and his sister:

    Sister: What are you getting me for Christmas then?
    Brother: None of your business, but I have a few thongs in mind!
    Brother: God damn it I meant THINGS, have a few things in mind!
    Sister: You’re sick!

  • Brendan Taggart via Facebook

    Yes amusing but certainly almost all fake. Virtually impossible to type the ‘wrong’ word in all those examples unless they were very very drunk

  • Marie

    I LOVE DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT! I’ve had a lot of moments with it.

    This is a convo I was having with this one guy I know:
    Him: Rawr
    Me: Rawr
    Him: RAWWRRRR
    Me: Free
    wait wtf
    Grr
    Him: whats free
    me: an autocorrect of Greer
    not Greer GRRR
    Him:LMAO
    Me: I hate autocorrect
    Him: who dosent
    Me: You. Because you obviously don’t have it.
    Him: Yes I do!
    Me: Then why did you spell “who doesn’t” “who dosent”
    Him: …
    I don not know

    Another one with a friend:

    Her: Oh. Bananas.
    HAHAHA BEST. AUTOCORRECT. EVER.
    Me:  That was random…what was it supposed to say?
    Her: It was supposed to be banana
    *Haha fuming ha
    Me:…
    Her: FUCKING GAH
    Me: You are so strange.

  • Marie

    Not true! If you used a particular word before and you spell something wrong, it automatically replaces it. Like how my phone knows that when I type “esyrt” it knows I mean water. Weird, right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Pla-NET/197608910255842 The Pla-NET via Facebook

    EPIC HORSE FAIL!!!

  • Confused_chick3

    Pissed my self laughing can’t stop giggling pah!!!!!

  • Guest

    Fake or not – best laughter medicine I’ve had

  • SkinnyGirl90

    Gosh…too good. Whether they’re actual msgs or not, they’re just too good. I was laughing my ass off! :-D

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BRQDUGSE6MF2B3HFJNNMLADXTM The One Who Can't Be Named

    XD Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

  • Burningbright

    LMFAO!!!! ..people walking past my workstation thought i was MAD..coz all i could do to laughing off my seat was grin NON-STOP for 10 straight minutes!!!

  • Aivy

    because this made me so happy, i didnt notice i was crying already.

  • http://twitter.com/Udyr89 Linn

    i am dying on the inside, seriously funny, this is genius.

  • Anon

    hahaha one of the funniest things I have read online in months!

  • Cchazin

    At least auto correct is good for something.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000620772890 Kabi Zirdo

     ROFL, LMAO…..LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000620772890 Kabi Zirdo

    Its gud i don’t use the autocorrect option!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Isaias Velez

    every idevice can screenshot by pressing the home and sleep/wake button at the same time .. but still doesnt mean they’re all real.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelly-Bailey-Ward/659811687 Kelly Bailey-Ward

    That is awesome, I needed a good laugh. Love the Pumpkin one, I laughed so hard I just about peed my pants

  • Lebed Cristina

    olololololollolo)))))))))))))))))) thx for dat!!

  • jackie_leevan

    Omg! Funniest shit ever!! Great way to wake up in the morning.

  • http://www.facebook.com/drfeloni Felipe Guardia

    Hilarious LOL. Although some of them must be fake.

  • Lisalpillinger

    Way 2 funny =P

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002573097026 Priscilla Medina

    those r funny hahaah i started laughing

  • http://www.facebook.com/egnyquist Erik G. Nyquist

    I almost died.  Definitely peed a little. 

  • Courtneyswagsmith

    i didn’t think they were sad?….

  • Jadediaz_27

    That was freaking funny

  • Are2193

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i f*king funnny man Love it

  • Lucascorreia900

    crazy

  • Guest

    LOOOOLLLL This made my day :-]

  • Cam

    hahahahahahahahah

  • Vicash1993

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • zantetzu

    hahaha so funnyXD

  • Monica Torquati

    omg omg omg put more up there so funny.cant stop laughing 

  • Briana Ramos

    hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha thats funnnnyyyy

  • Feesh

    omg that had to of been close to the funniest shit ive ever red befor. LmFaO!!!!!!

  • Cheeselover123

    hahahhahahhAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!

  • Sandy

    hahahahahahahahaha had so much fun reading all that shit!! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/scarletkat151 Stacy Kat Hawkins

    omg had me crackin up!!

  • Hantusblaus

    i wont buy an iphone.. make me sick.. cant stop laughing

  • Bushtak13

    Llllllloooooollll

  • Fallenangel

    funniest thing ever!!!!

  • yash

    stomach aches!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tersie

    i was lying on the floor laughing it made my year

  • Jessenia

    omg this got my stomach hurting

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.west.144 Christopher West

    i started laughing so hard!!!

  • http://twitter.com/OBEYSUPER I L0VE L0TTE !x

    whoa i cant breath

  • cum guzzler

    hahahaha this is some funny shit!!!! lmfao right now

  • SynZane

    I want an iphone now, just so I can have some crazy convos with friends and family. :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/hollynkachannig18 Hollynka Channing

    Omg i couldnt stop laughing, that was sooooo funny!
    I was crying!!

  • Ratan

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Lisa Newland

    Best laugh I’ve had for some time, crying, sides hurt, hyperventilating!

  • Lici

    I just read this at work…very bad idea…everyone was looking at me like a crazy person but I couldn’t stop reading…or laughing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jen.overton.33 Jen Overton

    I’m in tears,. these are priceless!!

  • Tianna D

    oh my god i cannot stop laughing!!!!!! hahahaha

  • sai

    im about to stab myself in the heart lmfao i died on second post this made my day

  • http://www.facebook.com/maria.magdalene2701 Maria Magdalene

    OMG I was crying reading these……. funniest things ever

  • http://www.facebook.com/maria.magdalene2701 Maria Magdalene

    OMG I was crying reading these……. funniest things ever

  • guest

    Oh my goodness i died out laughing with all of these autocorrects lol!

  • callie

    wasnt that funny god

  • DEMIAN

    IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE, THAT F@#$%! AUTO CORRECTION.

  • Daisy Matthews

    Hahahahahahaha, love it!

  • Blake Chambers

    One of them was verizon 3g

  • Anonymous

    AAHAHAHHAHHHHHHH I peed my pants…

  • Fiorella

    The best laughter medicine ever! I’ve never cried so hard LOL

    thank you guys and autocorrect, you made my day!