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‘Yahoo Answers’ Is Shutting Down Forever, And Here’re 35 Of The Most Epic Screenshots To Remember It By
Yahoo Answers, one of the longest-running and most storied web Q&A platforms on the Internet, is shutting down forever on May 4th. So we at Bored Panda decided to pay our respects to this iconic online project and take a look at some of the funniest and weirdest posts people made there.
To do so, we turned to Yahoo Answers Now, a subreddit where people share all the interesting stuff they find on the platform. And there have been plenty of them. The best part of scrolling through these ridiculous questions and answers is that you never really know if the person is kidding or they're actually a prime example of humanity's biggest flaws.
Continue scrolling and check out the screenshots for yourself.
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#1
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Glad to inform you that your wish came true. Now start wishing for peace in the world. 😊
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WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
Imagine that’s their way to welcome guests into their home- “PAINTBALL FIGHT!” “But I have no gun- ohhh”
Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 4 years ago
OR. "PAINBALL FIGHT!" NO GUNS ALLOWED
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Mishka Katira 4 years ago
what? i had no idea yahoo answers was shutting down? can someone tell me why?
Yahoo, which is now part of Verizon Media Group following the company’s sale to the telecom for nearly $5 billion in 2017, announced the change at the top of the Yahoo Answers homepage. The message links to a FAQ page, which details the timeline of the shutdown—starting April 20th, the platform will no longer accept new submissions.
Users will also have until June 30th to request their data. After that, it will be inaccessible. That includes "all user-generated content including your Questions list, Questions, Answers list, Answers, and any images," Yahoo said, but "you won't be able to download other users' content, questions, or answers."
Given the circumstances, you could say Yahoo Answers Now is about to become a precious time capsule.
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#3
Pansexual snek 4 years ago
so then i dont have it *has collection of chain saws* i...think i have a problem....
A note sent to active Yahoo Answers members provided them with a little more detail as to why Yahoo is shutting down the platform, saying that "it has become less popular over the years" and that the company "decided to shift our resources away" from the product to "focus on products that better serve our members."
"We launched Yahoo Answers sixteen years ago to help people around the world connect and share information," the message said. "With you and millions of other users, we built the best place on the web to ask and answer questions on a variety of topics, creating a community of global knowledge sharing. While we could not have been prouder of what we accomplished together, we are reaching out today to let you know that we have decided to shut down Yahoo Answers on May 4th, 2021."
#4
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
"I don't know if I have the right to remain ignorant, but I refuse to find out" --- Calvin
Katherine Watson 4 years ago
I've have this quote in my head for years. Almost forgot this gem was from Yahoo Answers XD
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#6
Angela B 4 years ago
I spat out my Dorito, so yeah it's all good here too.
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Clearly sunny 4 years ago
Sounds like they were trying to kill themselves by consuming that much junk!.
"While Yahoo Answers war once a key part of Yahoo’s products and services, it has become less popular over the years as the needs of our members have changed," the message continued. "To that end, we have decided to shift our resources away from Yahoo Answers to focus on products that better serve our members and deliver on Yahoo’s promise of providing premium trusted content."
"Starting on April 20th you will no longer be able to post any new questions or answers. However, you can still view any posted questions and answers until May 4th. On May 4th the site will be shutting down. If you would like to download a copy of your questions and answers you have posted, you can do this by signing into Your Privacy Dashboard and requesting a download. You will be able to do this until June 30th, 2021 after which your Yahoo Answers data will be securely deleted and no longer available. The closure of Yahoo Answers will not affect your Yahoo account or other Yahoo services. For further information and instructions on how to download your data, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions."
"Thank you for contributing to Yahoo Answers — we’re proud and honored to have helped you connect with and learn from the Yahoo community these past sixteen years. If you’d like to provide feedback, please feel free to reach out to our team."
#7
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
At the same time the sun is 30 degrees. In the winter apparently
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HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
Can we just recognize the asker's reply to that answer. "GOOD IDEA!! I didn't think of that, people are so stupid. why do they never think of that?" *facepalm*
Parmeisan 4 years ago
It's such a spot-on example of how ignorance leads to thinking that you're actually the smartest person in the room. In this environment of antivaxxers, antimaskers, and climate change deniers... it just makes me really sad.
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third molar 4 years ago
Evening around sunset will be the best time. Pictures will come great too!
Jane Alexander 4 years ago
Well, the was a couple who were practicing on molten lava, but we haven't hjeard from them lately.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago
As new generations come into form... Alas, common sense fades.... Soon to be just a memory.
#8
Birgit M 4 years ago
That must be wrong. My cousin's name is also Rob and he is not from London.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
You know Rob too?! He's clearly a Cosmopolitan.
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Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
Sing along everyone: "Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner that I love London Town!"
𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! 4 years ago
"Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I love London so..."
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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
This reminds me of my coworker. We were telling silly jokes, and we asked him "what’s a pirates favourite letter?" He says "I think it’s S because his name is Steve" it was funny because he’s an older man who’s first language isn’t English
#9
YoChicken 4 years ago
I read Obama passes harp and thought that was part of the question at first...
Eeky Boblo 4 years ago
He's in a forest because he's hunting for dinner, all he asked for was a damn sandwich, but nooo.
As The Verge pointed out, the fact that Yahoo Answers has become a meeting place for far-right individuals may have also contributed to its demise.
Whatever the true reasons are, it's hard to argue with Justin McElroy, a co-host of the comedy podcast 'My Brother, My Brother and Me,' who said that Yahoo Answers was a place for people to put questions they were too embarrassed to ask the people they knew in real life. "The weird, the dumb, the truly, truly demented: it all found a place on Yahoo Answers."
#10
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago (edited)
I almost died laughing when I saw "Reading my answer would also be a sin, since I am an atheist"
Pelleh Din 4 years ago
Actually, none of the three mentioned: Zuckerberg, Gates, Jobs - are atheists. They each think they are god.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
I often take this approach with racists, telling them all the things they need to give up if they're genuinely racist.
Ki Li 4 years ago
How many people do you know that go around worried about how to better their racism?
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Wilhelm Chile 4 years ago
Fear the atheists! They keep...um, doing atheisty stuff! How evil and un-american!
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
So, neither of you is going to heaven! One for sinning, the other because it's a made-up place.
Paul Davis 4 years ago
So many hyper-religous folks believe science isn't real, I always wonder if they think things like computers, lights, cars and refrigeration in grocery stores are all illusions.
Lindsfc 4 years ago
Once got into a discussion with one such person, who told me science was just another way of thinking, like religion. I said science surrounds his everyday life, in tangible ways, and wasn't just a viewpoint. He told me, those things were technology, not science....
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danielw 4 years ago
I feel so empowered. like i can send any christian to hell, anytime I want, just by saying 'hi, how are you'. :)
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HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago (edited)
That doesn't make any sense. I can just imagine the kids going like "You know that kid? Yeah the one right there? I bet they're homeschooled. I'm going to ask them in my next class, which I have with them, even though they're homeschooled."
Jods 4 years ago
I bumped into someone I hadn’t seen for quite a while and I had put a fair bit of weight on it has to be said. She asked “when’s it due?” and I replied “I’ve got three months to go”. It was just stupid banter, a joke. Next thing I know my work phone is incredibly busy with people telling how surprised and happy they were for me to be having a baby!
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
There's nothing wrong with being homeschooled. Sincerely, a homeschooled student who now works for NASA.
Kiki 4 years ago (edited)
it's not being homeschool that is funny it is just that this person heard a rumor about them being homeschool at school
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N G 4 years ago
It's an insult. You go to school but have the social skills and academic knowledge of a homeschooled child, they are saying you're stupid. Homeschool is viewed as an even lower standard than mainstream school (at least pre-pandemic, because everyone got to experience homeschooling whether they wanted to or not!)
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Alias Fakename 1 year ago
Seriously? I'm homeschooled. It's great. I would never go to public school
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Vic 4 years ago
Why does this question remind me of Texas Chainsaw Massacre..
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Melissa Gallo 4 years ago
Absolutely, and they get to choose their designer outfit as well
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Thalia Lovering 4 years ago
Why are the butts of cats always in the right place for your face, is a better question.
Douglas Turner 4 years ago
Are they ALWAYS? Maybe the ones that aren't can't find their way home...
MandaPanda 4 years ago
The sounds that came out of me weren't human. I think my inner demons found this one funny.
#13
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
I asked my Dad if I was adopted... he said "not yet but we're still trying..."
Doris Bennett 4 years ago
Don't tell them... let them find out on their own. It's more humane.
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Alfie kelly 4 years ago
I like how the comment will most likely overtake this actual post
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Inclusion2020 4 years ago
Give him a cutely framed photograph of your prettiest poop when you get there. That way he can learn that you do indeed poop, and he can have a nice picture to keep next to bed in case he forgets.
Marianne 4 years ago
She poops? Disgusting! Next she tells that her farts don't smell like flowers.
Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
And doesn't puke rainbows either. Shocking! A huge scandal!
Load More Replies... Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
I need a update on this, pleaseeeee. But I'm guessing she is 6 months pregnant now and the boyfriend is trying to figure it out how come that she have no more periods.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
At least she'll be able to take a big dump and blame it on the stork
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Knead them into creative shapes? Say it's art you found in his garden?
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A Random Panda 4 years ago
That's one of those questions that simultaneously is dumb as heck and makes your brain hurt.
bored.hampster 4 years ago
not only does it make my brain hurt, i lose brain cells at the same time
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Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 4 years ago
At what point would you no longer be ABLE to eat yourself?
#16
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Instead of going "ping ping ping" it goes "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO".
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#17
Clara Knaub 4 years ago
Omg I read that as if swallowing a rapper as in cardi b or another one!! Oops 😂 😆
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Shmoopaloop 4 years ago
Wait... How is he not cold? he swallowed an ice cube. It would freeze him up inside. (/s)
#18
Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago
Is your name Bruce Willis? Is there a little guy telling you he sees dead people?
Robert Robi Z 4 years ago
This happens when you are not aware of your own body. You must be dead but you didn't notice
#19
LesAnimaux 4 years ago
Some people should be obligated to take an exam before they're allowed to have kids
YoChicken 4 years ago
I don't think the dude ever went to a sixth grade health class..
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
Parents: Please, no matter how embarrassed you are, talk to your children factually about sex.
Michelle C 4 years ago
LMFAO!!! Raise your hand if you think the girlfriend is also a first cousin!
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Well.... if you think about it... a long long time ago there was no proper education about anything. Especially not sex. But that did not mean that people could not take care of themselves or their offspring. Just because he does not know stuff about menstruation doesn't mean he will be a bad Dad. Sometimes I think simple people are even better parents, then hyper educated ones. And the children are happier because they don't have to be over achievers for their parents sakes.
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Snake of Eden 4 years ago
Sir, you better be glad you are not the father of those children with brains like yours
Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 4 years ago
The children are the lucky ones.✨
Load More Replies... Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
It can happen in EXTREMELY rare cases, if you are one race or colour and have someone of another race or colour in your ancestry, sometimes it can show up much later.
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Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
it reminds me of butterfly pancakes in the 30000000
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's a wall made from china/ tableware? Greece had one, but then they broke it at a wedding party.
Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago
the OP was probably thinking about a great wall of china cup set, which is a grand idea tbh
Colleen Garland 4 years ago
Again, hope this is a joke. These people shouldn't raise kids. Put two of them together and all you have is puff of nothing.
#22
Monday 4 years ago
I dunno I legitimately believed this for a while too...but I was an ignorant preteen that had never actually watched a Youtube video at the time.
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#23
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Why is killing catholic children illegal ? I mean, they have lots of kids.
Monday 4 years ago (edited)
Why is kidnapping my neighbour's children illegal? I mean, they have lots of kids and I have none.
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kjorn 4 years ago
how incel think: why forcing a girl to have sex with me is illegal? i mean she have a lot of sex and i don't.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Dark, very dark. My seat in hell is getting hot and more hot.
Load More Replies... Verena Gitterle 4 years ago
That`s true. Also, it is more practical than to steal from poor people.
James Buchanan 4 years ago
false. statistically poor people won't be able to hire good lawyers, so you could get off scot free
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Shmoopaloop 4 years ago
I mean... I understand why it's illegal. I just can't live without my grucci handbag and Adidas brand fingerless wallet clocks. (/s)
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
Why is it illegal to steal a dead body from the graveyard? They have plenty of them and i only have 2
#24
Melissa Gallo 4 years ago
no no, meowing is the update - at least with my cat :)
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LesAnimaux 4 years ago
I borrowed this joke from Strange Planet comics by Nathan W. Pyle. No credit for me!
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Ivy Ruonakoski 4 years ago
I personally love when my cat vibrates, I don't care if it's not normal.
Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 4 years ago
Sadly I've heard this from a grown woman. She owns a cat and pushes her away when she starts "growling". Says she loves her kitty, but it made me very sad. I tried explaining. This happened last year. 😢
#25
CalicoKitty 4 years ago
Wasn't the Lion King based on Macbeth? Which, admittedly, is not a brilliant piece in terms of historical accuracy...?
Monday 4 years ago
Smh obviously not from Africa...everyone knows only Italian lions can talk.
Ben Moss 4 years ago
It was based on Kimba the White Lion. Disney didnt even get permission they just ripped it off
that rando_;) 4 years ago
Actually, it was an animation that was kind of based on the story of Sundiata. You learn this in 9th grade CP history if your teacher cares enough to explain that this was what the lion king was loosely based on.
#26
YoChicken 4 years ago
t is right next to the r so. but this wouldn't be the dumbest thing on this post...
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Dahungryfella 4 years ago
No one should stand in the way of a persons' true feelings for their car. We are currently expecting a new battery..
Jonathan 4 years ago
There's was a programme about people in love with inanimate objects. One guy was in love with his car, kissing it and everything. He said he 'makes love' to him by basically humping the bonnet.
Raine Soo 4 years ago
I watched a similar program. One woman was in love with a defunct rollercoaster. She claimed that they consumated their relationship. I think she called it Barry.
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Callie Dryer 4 years ago
I mean, our 1992 Volvo has a lot of mileage and gets rather lonely at night...so yes, yes we do. We take alternate days. I have Wednesdays and Saturdays.
#27
DKS 001 4 years ago
yes! NASA is actually a secret organization that has been around for thousands of years. Some say even before there were humans on earth. They control everything!
Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
Look, the only thing that makes sense is, NASA is actually run BY aliens. Think about it... /s
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Dahungryfella 4 years ago
Well, now i think that! Also am relatively convinced this lockdown is a ploy so our government can change the batteries in all the birds while we aren't looking.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
I store them in my fridge. Every morning i have difficulty getting the milk out.
#28
Meko 4 years ago
I spat out so much oatmeal... again... i hate cleaning up
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John C 4 years ago
Naw, forget that song - I like the one that goes: oontz oontz oontz oontz badda badda oontz oontz oontz oontz
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
I like the one that goes ayyyayyy woboboboboboooo aaaaaaaay bom bom bom brrrrrtz yaaaaay aaaayaaaayyyy bwoub bwoub bwoub aaaaaaaaayy
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Try Shazam. Or, if in doubt, listen to The Prodigy, it'll most likely be them. If not, you won't be disappointed anyway.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Humans can own more guns than legs, AFAIK, so I don't get your argument.s
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Scagsy 4 years ago
I thought all living things in America had a gun allotted to them at birth?
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
There is no law against it. However, if a permit is required, a spider could not get a permit. Most spiders cannot afford a gun, however, because the smallest gun is a Kolibri. I could not find a specific price, but it is a collector's item, with about 1000 ever produced. No amount of bugs could buy that, but a sufficient amount of spider silk might. It could be used for several purposes, including scientific research to figure out how to synthesize it. The only problem? Spiders don't have a brain size large enough to handle a trigger, even if they want to kill another spider to get more territory.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Well, what about the human-sized vaguely human-shaped spiders they have in high fantasy?
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Mindy Keys 4 years ago (edited)
Yes, but only if he is American and then only eight of them. Duh. Texan spiders may in fact have different rules. I consulted my Ohio spider friend.
Sharon Hahn 4 years ago
And now they can carry it without a permit in Texas!
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
I had a Kinder egg and it definitely didn't taste like real chocolate. Also I had a chicken egg, that didn't taste like chicken. I'm starting to think Anonymous is onto something.
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... 4 years ago
It isn't. I mean it looks so suspicious. Who talks like that? Their animals, kangaroos and platypuses - who believes that s**t? And spiders and all other animals trying to kill you. Must be fake. (Jk, I love Australia)
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's not a cannibal if it eats another species. Cannibals are e.g. mother bunnies devouring their babies when stressed. But yeah inevitably that cat will become a maneating lion.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
If cats ate people every time they cleaned human blood off their claws.... We'd be extinct, and the cats would have no one to open the tins of wet food!
Paul Davis 4 years ago
calling Cujo a documentary, this just sounds like another trolling question not a question somebody seriously had
Persp Gold 4 years ago
why would the cat attack the mice, birds, or fish after tasting human blood? needs to rawatch cujo
Jackson Floof 4 years ago
Pigs are cannibals. Mine likes to steal my ham.
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Katinka Min 4 years ago
The answer make me cackle. I've been in animmal internet groups and teh Spanish inquisition got nothing on them.
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DKS 001 4 years ago (edited)
oh wait! Ssshhhh ... lemme listen .... *listens* .... He says that your brain is like one hand clapping. There's nothing there but air.
Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
"It's times like this I wish I had listened to my dear old dad."....."Why, what did he say?"..."How should I know, I never listened!"
Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)
What is she asking? i got my ipod on. I cant hear what she wrote
socially inept idiot 4 years ago
ah hold on let me just teleport into your house and ask him real quick
#33
that rando_;) 4 years ago
A self-proclaimed that has attempted a multitude of spells from harry potter.
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Jane Alexander 4 years ago
You can't be both 'cause mermaids need to be in water and witches melt if water hits them.
Alexander Kokkinos 4 years ago
No Jane... Witches float in water, just like wood (or very small rocks). Witches also burn... Again.. Like wood.
Load More Replies... Jonathan 4 years ago
She could lie upside down on the bike, tail on the seat and work the pedals with her hands. Why have I actually taken the time to work this out?!
Load More Replies... BlockDog02 4 years ago
Basically, modern witchcraft (from what I understand) basically says that you can't do all the physical hocus-pocus spells, so I've really got no idea and I *hope* she's trolling
Kristal 4 years ago
What do you mean about physical hocus-pocus spells? I would like to believe they are trolling but there are people like that, particularly newbies.
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#34
Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago
Of course. Use a picture of your eyes to see it in order to protect your own eyes.
#35
Anne 4 years ago
It could be.. I mean.. Indian food definitely defines the smell of a fart.. so..
Load More Replies... H Edwards 4 years ago
Lying about it would be suspicious... but I think this lady is probably just a bit nuts.
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Persp Gold 4 years ago
if boys were allowed to set up sex ed curriculum, this would represent the consensus for topics to cover
Mike Beck 4 years ago
Are you sure it wouldn't consist entirely of: "heh, heh. boobies"?
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Ednineson Vertus 4 years ago
Oh gosh I love that persons response but someone might actually believe her lol
WolfGirl23 4 years ago
Ok, I'm embarrassed especially since I am a girl, but I'm confused? Is what she said real? Like I'm actually not trying to be funny I'm 12 and haven't had my period yet and I'm really confused.
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YoChicken 4 years ago
For Most ignorant: The Masturbate, For Biggest Brain Fart (or full on poop): Pizza Crust Guy, For Biggest TMI/It's Clear You Have No Brain Cells: My Clitada Hurts!, For There Is So Many Things Wrong With This, IDK What: Condom Grow Guy
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Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
1) That's awful, I hate it when my clitada hurts too. 2) That is the pinnacle of rebates. 3) Very, very carefully (hopefully no red pepper flakes). 4) I don't remember how old I was when I grew my first one. It fell off and I put it under my pillow for the condom fairy to take. I got a whole dollar!
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Thirteen year old over there like "I tHiNk I'm ReAdY fOr SeX LoL"
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
I tried to get to the last one without laughing but it's impossible.
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
Not all school districts in all cities or towns or states offer health ed or sex ed.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Graphics are brilliant. Gameplay? Perhaps, not so exciting.
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RiaDeCatterpillar 4 years ago
If you die in Canada, it doesn't count because Canada is the North Pole so Santa can magically bring you back to life. Also, we all live in igloos.
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
NO canada is a dream that people have when they are on the flight there when really the plane just flies around the world in a circle and then comes back to the airport
Dahungryfella 4 years ago
Depends on how long you were in Canada prior to moment of death and how much canadian maple syrup you had eaten up to that point.
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Monday 4 years ago
Don't think so....it's perfectly legal to add your own blood to food and you're not actually required to tell your guests what's in your food. This would only be a crime at a restaurant or similar public place.
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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago
You are so right! There are no humans on this planet because of this!
#41
Vic 4 years ago
Make sure to carry your pan so you can make more pancakes on the flames of hell..
Load More Replies... Truth Monster 4 years ago
Not if you baptized Him in Holy Syrup and then ate the pancakes in Remembrance of Him (Communion). lol
#42
Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago
Just stand on your head next time you have an erection then pee then swallow and let us know.
#43
Anna McHugh 4 years ago
Again, not a stupid question if you look at it philosophically. This could be about semiotics
Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
A chicken by any other name would still cluck as sweetly. -- Waldo Shakespeare (William's fictional brother).
#44
Persp Gold 4 years ago
well if he has blue eyes, why is the father still asking? obviously....
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago (edited)
I didn't know that having blue eyes made a person gay.
#45
Eva the Egg 4 years ago
"i saw a bulbasuar once but it might have been lettuce but are they" LMAOO LETTUCE 🤣🤣🤣
Katelyn 4 years ago
Make sure its night in the winter before you go on the sun tho
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Vic 4 years ago
Yes that is the older brother and OP is the newer brother, the 2005 model to be precise..
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
Answer : no. But it is not a canvas, it is a wood panel, so beware of the splinters.
Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Firstly, you'd never be able to buy the Mona Lisa, because it is priceless (Like Michelangelo’s 'David'): There are objects of art that literally money cannot buy. Secondly, I'd probably put some pizza topping on it first, after all it is Italian. I'm partial to anchovies, okay I know that could be a bone of contention for some of you, but I can be swayed towards pepperoni.
Sawdust 4 years ago
If you put pineapple on it, the art world would go ballistic.
Load More Replies... Rebekah Tracy 4 years ago
Well of course not! The most famous painting is the world is fair game for snacks!
#48
Eva the Egg 4 years ago
Omg dont you hate if when you're putting your shirt on and then your bellybutton starts screaming because its scared of the dark? 🙄 #Relatable
#49
Inclusion2020 4 years ago
F*****g psycho. Where did this person learn this behavior from? Does their Dad shove steak up his butt?
Snake of Eden 4 years ago
Isn't this the dude from earlier who DID shove pizza crust up his butt to get back at his mom? (Nover in a million years would I thought I would write out that sentence)
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
The kind of person that make this kind of question, may believe you and actually try broken glass.
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#51
Eva the Egg 4 years ago
Dont you have to eat three tablespoons of coconut oil and then throw the spoon at your seat? The seat has to be purple of course
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
i thought you had to drink a whole pot of coffee and then smash plates at your house? but your house has to be brick and the plates have to be blue ofc
Load More Replies... A Random Panda 4 years ago
Oh, you need to take a bath in salt water then wear a evening gown on sale then jump into a pile of fish. Eat one of those fish and wait 30 days.
#52
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
90% chance his bigger problem is convincing the maid. His wife is probably OK with anything that increases the distance.
Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago (edited)
Maybe the wife doesn't want to share the "hot maid" with the husband? She divorces him and runs off with the maid...
#53
kasa alex 4 years ago
Could be a leap year child, where four years pass between every birthday
Kyla Fierro 4 years ago
Wouldn’t it be cool to have a child on leap year.
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Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago
Your parents are correct they created a complete bitch in you. Well done for realising it.
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Ok so. How am I to put this? I’m upper middle, and I never had 500 dollars. I’ve got 46. So all in all, you are a spoiled brat that needs to relearn math.
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DKS 001 4 years ago
yup! You go to the nearest LGBT club/bar and someone will come up to you with a solution.
Kimberly Young 4 years ago
You might want to be careful taking pills from strangers at gay clubs. Unless you're in the mood to go for a trip!
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I I 4 years ago
its called "another mans penis" take it orally or use it as a suppository you'll be gay in no time
Shmoopaloop 4 years ago
It would be terrifying if there was a medicine that could just change your sexuality to whatever the pill administrator wanted.
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Way too many ways to make fun of this this one, but the reality is quite sobering when you think about it.
Snake of Eden 4 years ago
Is there a pill that'll make me straight? I want to become straight. Is there medicine or something for it?
pro introvert 4 years ago
ayy Mujer if there was them homophobic would drug everyone! do you want that?
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Anybody know where the adress of the Black market ? Or the link of the dark web.
Bonnie Edwards 4 years ago
I'm curious that it's marked as a resolved question. Would a serious drug dealer reach out and take on an apprentice - or would they view a newcomer as a rival?
#57
H Edwards 4 years ago
Not really. Humans also produce milk, so it's not a massive leap. Early humans knew a lot about animals, more than most people do today. By the time livestock farming started, I'm sure that milking animals would have seemed a natural thing to do.
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Paloma Vita 4 years ago (edited)
Er... watching the calves suckle their mother's teats would be a good cue, no?
Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago (edited)
Maybe they try the bull first and it was too sticky so went for the cow because it had more taps.
#58
Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Well, if Australia can enter the Eurovision Song Contest I don't see why not.
Dahungryfella 4 years ago
I knew that would open a can of worms when that happened!
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Because they wouldn't qualify. Member countries have to respect the democratic values of the EU. (Also, member must be a European country.) It's somehow more likely that US could move to European continent than for them to respect our democratic values.
Paul Davis 4 years ago
Serious answer it could, if everyone involved agreed to let it happen. Things like political unions are arbitrary constructs. Just because the US isn't part of the European subcontinent doesn't mean they couldn't just extend their arbitrary construct to allow it. Whether it's practical is of course a completely different question -- US is too bigoted about itself, and under the thumb of corporations, to conform to what the EU would require of it to join. Britain could barely manage that, wouldn't even accept the currency change, and eventually pulled themselves out despite how utterly stupid at thing that was to do.
Jonathan 4 years ago (edited)
Everyone that voted to leave had their reasons, just like everyone that voted to remain had their reasons. Just worked out the leave got more votes, onky one group could win.
Load More Replies... Downunderdude 4 years ago
Well, to be fair, Australia competes in the EUROvision song contest, so...
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#60
DKS 001 4 years ago
there are no words for the sadness in my heart .... sadness that this much STUPID really exists in the world
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
This is Yahoo answers, most of them are just made up for laughs.
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Dargallo 4 years ago
"...IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART..." Awesome.
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#61
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Thanks for the "not for sexual reasons". It really was necessary. /s
Snake of Eden 4 years ago
Not for sexual reasons... who the hell would by a frog for sexual reasons?
mario feds 4 years ago
if you didn't add "not for sexual reasons" it would be much less suspicious
#62
Vorknkx 4 years ago
Well, in my country you just have to fill in some paperwork and you can be a Bieber fan within a week :)
Jonathan 4 years ago
A lot of fan clubs back in the day required paperwork (and a fee of course) and you became an official member. I joined the Spice Girls official fanclub and was sent a plastic card to 'flash for instant Girl Power!'
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Ok, I'm intrigued, what was the most absolute WORST music on the planet? I'm guessing it's probably either anything by Justin Bieber or that 'Achy Breaky Heart' song.
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
Surely Kayne West can contribute to the list of worst songs....
Load More Replies... A Random Panda 4 years ago
Buy an angel costume that costs 30$, then from a book of hymns, select the one on page 15. Place the headphones in the middle of a hula hoop (silver ofc) and ribbon dance around it to the hymn on page 15. Fo three days after that, play the best songs on your phone placed in the hula hoop. Once those three days have passed, they are cured of evil.
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
you play the best music ever 3 days in a row then unplug the headphones and don't use them for 7 days and then the evil is gone
#64
BlockDog02 4 years ago
Actually, this isn't that bad tbh. His friend told him that, and he/she himself did say they doubted it, so...
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#66
Final score:
35points
DKS 001 4 years ago
No actually. They use fallen leaves from the Maple trees all over the place.
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
They don’t have water either. They only drink maple syrup. That is why they are such good people.
Load More Replies... Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Unfortunately, not yet. I believe that they still use Beavers, but in recent years this has been frowned upon.
RiaDeCatterpillar 4 years ago
We all live in igloos dummy, of course we don't have toilet paper! What are you, 5?
Fidgets McGee 4 years ago
The legalization of marijuana has changed all that. We now use the byproducts of CBD oil production to form into a crude papyrus-type paper that is reasonably absorbable albeit a bit scratchy--we're getting there.
#67
#68
Truth Monster 4 years ago
This one actually aged from a stupid question to a valid one, as the new trans movement would say that men can have periods too.
Persp Gold 4 years ago
just thinking of Chris Griffin giving himself a bloody nose "my nose is a woman now!"
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#71
Anna McHugh 4 years ago
Hahahaha!!! That's almost as bad as the parents who want to beat the gay s**t out of their kids. WTF - why isn't there a register of these people?
Snake of Eden 4 years ago
There needs to be a test that you have to do in order to keep your child... 'cause that's pretty f****d up
Inclusion2020 4 years ago
Yes, the best thing to build a healthy dose of character is a whopping dose of TRAUMA and PHYSICAL ABUSE. Well done, sir. You don't deserve that child.
#72
#73
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Look, whenever a part of your body is cut off, you do not need to waste time on social media, you need stitches... and a nail clipper.
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
I low key started laughing. Ugh this absolutely disgusting, pls help me. 🤣😳😭
#74
Anna McHugh 4 years ago
Glad that question's resolved. Phew. Had me worried that was still on the table.
Shmoopaloop 4 years ago
I think you should go find it and hide it so you never lose it again Virginity-...32040d.jpg 
#75
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
This person watched too much CNN, now they think everything is Trump's fault. I mean, a lot is, but not literally everything.
Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago
the person might be sneakily refer to Trump's neglect regarding climate change / global warming
#76
#77
A very angy gay 4 years ago
never heard of dwarves that have heat vision.. where did you get that from?
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Donkey boi 4 years ago
Static electricity, Eric. When you rub it, its creates static electricity causing it to go up. If you rub it on your shirt you can stick it to the wall like a balloon!
#79
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Me too. I think I lost about 3,457,679 brain cells.😕
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Monday 4 years ago
I...am mildly curious about this but I do not want to ruin my search history....
H Edwards 4 years ago
Look what I found..... https://sendajart.com/pages/faq#:~:text=Nothing%20short%20of%20a%20court,This%20includes%20shipment%20time.
Load More Replies... Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago
"Everyone thinks farts are funny" - well, that depends whether you are at a giving or receiving end...
#81
#82
Final score:
29points
chi-wei shen 4 years ago
It's an alien smiley face and this is a smiling alien getting on a spaceship: 8=====D~{()} At least I have been told this is an alien.
#83
#84
A very angy gay 4 years ago (edited)
(If a guy or trans girl) Either it's a trans girl trying out things or a crossdresser (or if afab) comparing bra sizes maybe? idk-
Load More Replies... Seabeast 4 years ago
Turn it around on your chest until the hooks are in front. Then never try on your mother's underwear again.
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#85
Anna McHugh 4 years ago
This is really sad. Poor guy genuinely doesn't know. What's frightening is that he's able to do this thing that he doesn't understand at all.
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Wow, this isn't the first time we've seen Eric. I'm really worried about him.
#86
Final score:
26points
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I never thought I would read a sentence about a pet potato.
#87
Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
Or how about if all 7 billion+ people moved to the same place and jumped at the same time? Surely THAT must affect the earth's orbit? :P
Random Person 4 years ago
no because they are distributed around the planet and the collective jumping force will ballance out because when i jump there is someone on the other side of the world jumping
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#88
Anna McHugh 4 years ago
Give it to the homeless - fifty quid goes a long way when you're homeless.
Snake of Eden 4 years ago
That is the name of my new book: "Amputation, Do you really need a leg?"
#89
Bonnie Edwards 4 years ago (edited)
Colour TV came to Australia around 1973-75. That's nearly 50 years ago. Mum was a child on a farm then. To power the tv, she had to charge the generator (pedal on the attached bicycle) for an hour, to watch a one hour show.
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Anna McHugh 4 years ago
OK, this isn't a completely dumb question, it's just not very well-put. I think he's asking whether it'll make her sick, not whether eating her own placenta offends her stance against animal exploitation.
Shmoopaloop 4 years ago
As long as you aren't exploiting animals it is okay to self-cannibalize.
I I 4 years ago
you can actually have it dried out and put in pill form , not sure if it's ok for vegans but as it came from you . you're not killing animal to eat it so i think your good
Alex Luiz 4 years ago
People become vegan for a variety of reasons, so morally it depends on what branch of veganism they subscribe to. If the issue is exploitation, no one is being exploited here, so it's OK. If it is not ingesting any non-plant-based nutrition, probably not. However, I am genuinely curious about whether it would f**k up your digestion or not.
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#94
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
chant 6 around a ditch in the ground with rain in it and you will get a message in the clouds
Steve Barnett 4 years ago
The seasoning is spread evenly over all the sides of a potato chip. Therefore, you have no fear 'witch' (sic) side of the chip is saltier. I hope this has brought you comfort.
Jonathan 4 years ago
Nah, some definitely have more flavouring on one side!
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#95
SCP-096 4 years ago
Mine is about 3 inches when fully erect. Though I am still going thru puberty.
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Bonnie Edwards 4 years ago (edited)
Which size Snapple bottle. There's a few. The most common glass 16oz (475ml) bottle that's been discontinued, was approx 6 1/2 inches tall from base to cap. The current ones are 7 1/4 inch tall... which makes my eyes water.
#96
LesAnimaux 4 years ago
Is the same person who shoves pizza crust up their butt to get back at their mom?
#97
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
There is an old racist saying for being stoned, I have 'Chinese eyes', he is getting it mixed up, so not only racist but dumb as well.
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#100
Donkey boi 4 years ago
This is a serious problem, it's why I don't go out in public! People just start crying and offering me their lunch money.
Monday 4 years ago
"I was overtired" explains a lot...I laughed myself to tears over the fact my drink was green a couple of weeks ago.
Jonathan 4 years ago
What were you drinking? I can't think of any green drinks apart from smoothies and green tea. Why isn't there fizzy green drinks where I am?!
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#103
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Cuz datb**** got ganked. So he was a dem. Walking da streets wiff da people.
#104
Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
It's not some random girl's responsibility to sort this guy's inferiority complex... Supposed/alleged "fear of rejection" is every incel's defence.
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#105
Satirical Duchess 4 years ago
waitwaitwait. the one using biology to try and back up their point has more downvotes than the person using a literal slur?
Bonnie Edwards 4 years ago
It's basic biology. There's some very extensive and very very life threatening surgery involved, in turning a man into a woman or vice versa. Even then, that person has to take medication daily for the rest of their life in order to stop the body from re-asserting its dominance.
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Bonnie Edwards 4 years ago
Men can get PMS, though. They do have a hormone cycle - it just runs a lot faster than a womans avg 28 days.... more like daily for men.
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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
I think quite a few of these are trolls... out to get anyone to engage with them. Other posts make me despair for humanity's future.
Something 4 years ago
Yahoo Answers has long been a place for transparent trolling. Everyone knows the trolls are trolling and engages anyway.
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Cian Thomas McHugh 4 years ago
We are missing the most legendary question on that site. "Do spider have puss puss?"
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Too many people are taking these "questions" seriously. It was a great place to go and "troll" maybe, but I'd lable it more as a place to joke with like minded snarky and sarcastic friends. I'll miss it terribly. Spent many an hour on here.
Paradise 4 years ago (edited)
I asked the ice cube question to my kids, ages 4 and almost 8. "Would you poop it out?" "Yes" "why" *shrugs* -4 yr old. Then my older, who BTW knows about solids, gasses, and liquids. "maybe. It would grind up." *motions hand around like food through intestines* "Why? Is your body inside cold like a freezer or warmer like an oven?" "Warm" "Ok, so rethink this" "It would melt" "why" "because it is water". It was pretty funny to me.
pro introvert 4 years ago
plz help plz help I can't stop laughing it hurts is there a way to stop?
Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
I think quite a few of these are trolls... out to get anyone to engage with them. Other posts make me despair for humanity's future.
Something 4 years ago
Yahoo Answers has long been a place for transparent trolling. Everyone knows the trolls are trolling and engages anyway.
Load More Replies... Cian Thomas McHugh 4 years ago
We are missing the most legendary question on that site. "Do spider have puss puss?"
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Too many people are taking these "questions" seriously. It was a great place to go and "troll" maybe, but I'd lable it more as a place to joke with like minded snarky and sarcastic friends. I'll miss it terribly. Spent many an hour on here.
Paradise 4 years ago (edited)
I asked the ice cube question to my kids, ages 4 and almost 8. "Would you poop it out?" "Yes" "why" *shrugs* -4 yr old. Then my older, who BTW knows about solids, gasses, and liquids. "maybe. It would grind up." *motions hand around like food through intestines* "Why? Is your body inside cold like a freezer or warmer like an oven?" "Warm" "Ok, so rethink this" "It would melt" "why" "because it is water". It was pretty funny to me.
pro introvert 4 years ago
plz help plz help I can't stop laughing it hurts is there a way to stop?
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