Yahoo Answers, one of the longest-running and most storied web Q&A platforms on the Internet, is shutting down forever on May 4th. So we at Bored Panda decided to pay our respects to this iconic online project and take a look at some of the funniest and weirdest posts people made there.

To do so, we turned to Yahoo Answers Now, a subreddit where people share all the interesting stuff they find on the platform. And there have been plenty of them. The best part of scrolling through these ridiculous questions and answers is that you never really know if the person is kidding or they're actually a prime example of humanity's biggest flaws.

Continue scrolling and check out the screenshots for yourself.

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Angela B
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2 months ago

This needs to be #1. Absolutely must be.

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Yahoo, which is now part of Verizon Media Group following the company’s sale to the telecom for nearly $5 billion in 2017, announced the change at the top of the Yahoo Answers homepage. The message links to a FAQ page, which details the timeline of the shutdown—starting April 20th, the platform will no longer accept new submissions.

Users will also have until June 30th to request their data. After that, it will be inaccessible. That includes "all user-generated content including your Questions list, Questions, Answers list, Answers, and any images," Yahoo said, but "you won't be able to download other users' content, questions, or answers."

Given the circumstances, you could say Yahoo Answers Now is about to become a precious time capsule.

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Sue Hazlewood
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2 months ago

Hahahaha

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Eva the Egg
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2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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A note sent to active Yahoo Answers members provided them with a little more detail as to why Yahoo is shutting down the platform, saying that "it has become less popular over the years" and that the company "decided to shift our resources away" from the product to "focus on products that better serve our members."

"We launched Yahoo Answers sixteen years ago to help people around the world connect and share information," the message said. "With you and millions of other users, we built the best place on the web to ask and answer questions on a variety of topics, creating a community of global knowledge sharing. While we could not have been prouder of what we accomplished together, we are reaching out today to let you know that we have decided to shut down Yahoo Answers on May 4th, 2021."

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Marcellus the Third
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2 months ago

"I don't know if I have the right to remain ignorant, but I refuse to find out" --- Calvin

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I I
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2 months ago

love the answer , made me chuckle

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Vorknkx
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2 months ago

Almost spat my drink out when I read "you were right" :D

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"While Yahoo Answers war once a key part of Yahoo’s products and services, it has become less popular over the years as the needs of our members have changed," the message continued. "To that end, we have decided to shift our resources away from Yahoo Answers to focus on products that better serve our members and deliver on Yahoo’s promise of providing premium trusted content."

"Starting on April 20th you will no longer be able to post any new questions or answers. However, you can still view any posted questions and answers until May 4th. On May 4th the site will be shutting down. If you would like to download a copy of your questions and answers you have posted, you can do this by signing into Your Privacy Dashboard and requesting a download. You will be able to do this until June 30th, 2021 after which your Yahoo Answers data will be securely deleted and no longer available. The closure of Yahoo Answers will not affect your Yahoo account or other Yahoo services. For further information and instructions on how to download your data, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions."

"Thank you for contributing to Yahoo Answers — we’re proud and honored to have helped you connect with and learn from the Yahoo community these past sixteen years. If you’d like to provide feedback, please feel free to reach out to our team."

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DKS 001
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2 months ago

when did we walk on Mars?

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Birgit M
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2 months ago

That must be wrong. My cousin's name is also Rob and he is not from London.

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Shmoopaloop
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2 months ago

Ouch

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As The Verge pointed out, the fact that Yahoo Answers has become a meeting place for far-right individuals may have also contributed to its demise.

Whatever the true reasons are, it's hard to argue with Justin McElroy, a co-host of the comedy podcast 'My Brother, My Brother and Me,' who said that Yahoo Answers was a place for people to put questions they were too embarrassed to ask the people they knew in real life. "The weird, the dumb, the truly, truly demented: it all found a place on Yahoo Answers."


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DKS 001
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2 months ago

(evil atheist giggle)

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Jihan Kim
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2 months ago

this is actually sad

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

God made everything with such wisdom... lol

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

No, let them keep hoping...

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LesAnimaux
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2 months ago

*facepalm*

Alfie kelly
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2 months ago

I like how the comment will most likely overtake this actual post

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DKS 001
Community Member
2 months ago

time for a new boyfriend who has a clue how the human body works?

Inclusion2020
Community Member
2 months ago

Give him a cutely framed photograph of your prettiest poop when you get there. That way he can learn that you do indeed poop, and he can have a nice picture to keep next to bed in case he forgets.

Marianne
Community Member
2 months ago

She poops? Disgusting! Next she tells that her farts don't smell like flowers.

Night Owl
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

And doesn't puke rainbows either. Shocking! A huge scandal!

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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2 months ago

I need a update on this, pleaseeeee. But I'm guessing she is 6 months pregnant now and the boyfriend is trying to figure it out how come that she have no more periods.

Valley Girl
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2 months ago

At least she'll be able to take a big dump and blame it on the stork

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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2 months ago

Time to gift the book "Everybody Poops" to somebody.

Marcellus the Third
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2 months ago

Knead them into creative shapes? Say it's art you found in his garden?

My O My
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2 months ago

Bonus point for creativity

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Jeremy K.
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2 months ago

If he leaves you 'cause you poo - Then your love was just not true

Hollysmom
Community Member
2 months ago

Why would you want to be involved with som who didn't un basic bodily functions? I'm assuming these are adults since they are "going away together for a week". I weep for humanity

Shane S
Community Member
2 months ago

Dump him. (Pun intended)

Michelle C
Community Member
2 months ago

Use a butt plug...preferably one with a rainbow tail so he continues to think that only magic comes out of there

Persp Gold
Community Member
2 months ago

he sounds dreamy

No you didn't
Community Member
2 months ago

I kinda wanna know how this one went down.

AnnaBanana
Community Member
2 months ago

She held it in and exploded.

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Paradise
Community Member
2 months ago

Well, maybe if you don't hide it he will find out and will learn something he should have learned as a preschooler.

blugeagua
Community Member
2 months ago

Save yourself the trouble honey and just don't date him at all.

Nikki Sevven
Community Member
2 months ago

WTactualF? What does he think happens to the food you eat?!

meow point1
Community Member
2 months ago

Maybe he thinks women absorb all the stuff and convert it all to nutrients? Then again, if he's that stupid, I doubt he knows what nutrient absorption is.

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Verena Gitterle
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2 months ago

Switch place with a Barbie doll!

Piet Puk
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Tell him you are actually a man and take a s**t while maintaining eye contact to show dominance.

Seabeast
Community Member
2 months ago

He thinks girls don't poop? How old is he, six?

CORLEONE
Community Member
2 months ago

The more I read these idiots the more angry I get.

Jonathan
Community Member
2 months ago

I hope they didn't/don't have a baby together, the world is already too full of stupid people.

tinker bell
Community Member
2 months ago

what 🤣🤦

parmadillo
Community Member
2 months ago

Easy, just don’t eat ever again.

Adam C
Community Member
2 months ago

Telling him girl poop will kill him. Not telling him will kill you... tough choice

Curry on...
Community Member
2 months ago

These two are made for each other.

Mohsie Supposie
Community Member
2 months ago

Break up with him first, then he can't break up with you.

Billy The Kid
Community Member
1 month ago

Good job you're not married or you will be holding it in for years!!!

Blue of the yams
Community Member
2 months ago

Breakup time

Vicky Zar
Community Member
2 months ago

I don't know which of them is more immature... or stupid

Madelyn Price
Community Member
1 month ago

Wrap your poop in toilet paper and throw it out the window duh

Jill Tremblay
Community Member
1 month ago

A "LITTLE" ???? Immature? Maybe neither of you should be dating yet....

Draga Millani
Community Member
2 months ago

I WANNA SEE WHAT PEOPLE ANSWERED

MAKtheknife
Community Member
2 months ago

There's a little book out called "Everybody Poops" buy him a copy.

Mama Panda
Community Member
2 months ago

Blink....blink blink......blink....

Jjjane20
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Don't poop, just explode one day.

A
Community Member
2 months ago

She should see a doctor. Everyone knows that ladies don't poop.

Eva the Egg
Community Member
2 months ago

So he's an alien huh....

Katherine Watson
Community Member
2 weeks ago

1. Holding all that in is bad for you. 2. Him not knowing that people of the oppositw sex have the same biological funtions is just- I. I don't know who's more stupid here.

Noah-It-All
Community Member
1 month ago

Idiot.

Sharon Kapon
Community Member
1 month ago

But where is the answer? I wish i could see the answer

Micah Pettit
Community Member
1 month ago

Wait... girls poop? :O

Anne Leonard
Community Member
1 month ago

Wait.. he thinks girls DON'T POOP.. and you're wondering how to HIDE THIS from him.. well looks like you two are PERFECT EACH OTHER

backatya
Community Member
1 month ago

Tell him the truth. The truth will set you free and so will finally pooping

Lindsay Morrison
Community Member
1 month ago

That's what the lake is for silly boy.

Bent. O. Jensen
Community Member
1 month ago

Just wait till he sees what happens with the tampon when she sneezes while bending over.

Abbella DiNoto
Community Member
1 month ago

He is not the only one who is immature, what are you? 10?

Vicki Perizzolo
Community Member
1 month ago

he is in for a very rude awakening to life

Bonnie Edwards
Community Member
1 month ago

My Grandfather was convinced that Mama didn't fart.. even after 50 years of marriage. rofl.

Christine Ladyman
Community Member
1 month ago

🙄😥😱

Michael Grimes
Community Member
1 month ago

Where is the answer?

Renata Davies
Community Member
2 months ago

become constipated

Lisa Tetlow
Community Member
2 months ago

They sound like the perfect couple.

elfin
Community Member
2 months ago

Break up with him first. And run.

Two Silly Pups
Community Member
2 months ago

by not going, I guess

Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
2 months ago

You are both full of poop.

Freloise_Raven
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2 months ago

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 months ago

Easy. Just become a robot. Or a unicorn. You either poop bolts or rainbows and he has no fucken idea what you're doing

Jenifer Riggs
Community Member
2 months ago

Girl do not let his stupidity continue. Sit him down and have "the talk" about human body functions.

Kim Bush
Community Member
2 months ago

She thinks he is "a little immature" but doesn't see anything extremely immature with how she's handling the situation?

Livy Gallant
Community Member
2 months ago

My mom and stepmom have been married for 6 years, together for 10. My mother has my stepmom convinced that she doesn't poop to this day.

FloridaMan
Community Member
2 months ago

cut your butt off

FloridaMan
Community Member
2 months ago

asker's rating: 5 stars WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

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itz kimora
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2 months ago

wait hold up

socially inept idiot
Community Member
2 months ago

wtf

Latorria Phillips
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2 months ago

dummy

Nyneva Kyte
Community Member
2 months ago

Assert dominance by taking a big dump while maintaining direct eye contact.

Carlota
Community Member
2 months ago

Girls poop rainbows and glitter

𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
Community Member
2 months ago

I’m going to call these two lovebirds dumb and dumber.

Bob Belcher
Community Member
2 months ago

You need a different man

Gogamash
Community Member
2 months ago

Who is immature again?

bored.hampster
Community Member
2 months ago

*sighs and loses all brain cells*

Ellen Ranks
Community Member
2 months ago

So what was the answer to this? I need to know.

Michael Evans
Community Member
2 months ago

Why you date a stupid boyfriend?

Robert Thompson
Community Member
2 months ago

This is why you should not live with your partner BEFORE marriage.

N S
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2 months ago

I wanna see the answer now!!

Sergio Bicerra
Community Member
2 months ago

Just poop and show him, and tell you just gave birth to his kid.

Paul Budhram
Community Member
2 months ago

you don't

•LeXi•
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2 months ago

My mama always says " Stupid is is stupid does!"

Ayia Grace
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2 months ago

Imagine his reaction to menstruation cycles.

pusheen buttercup
Community Member
2 months ago

Explain to idiot all living creatures must poop and then break up with him because you deserve better?

François Carré
Community Member
2 months ago

It's a real shame nobody ever answered that really important question.

Downunderdude
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2 months ago

Whatever you do don't breed with him.

Tanya Palik
Community Member
2 months ago

Ask him if he really thinks she's related to Kim Jung-un. Once you explain he might have a slight chance if getting it.

Morgan Carpenter
Community Member
2 months ago

If you think girls don't poop then you're not ready for sex.

Clearly sunny
Community Member
2 months ago

Toilet spray, don't eat any spicy food! Find a mature man.

Shawna Rachelle
Community Member
2 months ago

this can't be for real!

Colleen Garland
Community Member
2 months ago

What are they? Five???

Izzy Nya~~~
Community Member
2 months ago

Is your boyfriend 5???

Anthony Nizza
Community Member
2 months ago

But there is t a response, I want a response to this one!! Lol

Johnny
Community Member
2 months ago

Poop under his pillow and blame it on the cat or dog.

PuRPleDrAgON1
Community Member
2 months ago

Bruh... * heavy sigh*🤦🏼‍♀️

Darky_Shadows
Community Member
2 months ago

TF WDYM GIRLS DONT POOP lmao

pebs
Community Member
2 months ago

The only solution is a cork, hoping that the gases don't blow it out at an inopportune moment.

A Random Panda
Community Member
2 months ago

...Okay.

BlockDog02
Community Member
2 months ago

Wait. Idk if it's something people think, but I've NEVER before heard of someone not knowing that girls poop. Like wth?

Snake of Eden
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2 months ago

Wh-... I-... okay...

Sophia Atkinson
Community Member
2 months ago

Just dump if he is that much of an idiot if he thinks girls don’t poop

YoChicken
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2 months ago

I can't-

Sac Shim
Community Member
2 months ago

I must thank whoever wrote this question because in the situation we’re all in, I need daily dosage of laughter and this surely provided it

Iapetos
Community Member
2 months ago

Unrealistic standards :-)

Natalia
Community Member
2 months ago

I didn't know that being aware of our body's functions was a matter of maturity 🤔😌

Allan Hedges
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2 months ago

Just eat it when you're done!

I I
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2 months ago

i think he knows , but then again he might be as dumb as you so,,,,,,,.........

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soni w
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2 months ago

*Hits blunt*

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Doggo Froggo
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2 months ago

Welp - the answer is yes, they have got their nails done

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Francis
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2 months ago

I facepalmed myself really hard!

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Johnny Rodriguez
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2 months ago

Maybe you are dead..

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

Count Dracula's baby?

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

Your sperm is powerful it time-travelled!

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Satirical Duchess
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2 months ago

reminds me of our third life

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DKS 001
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2 months ago

this HAS to be trolling

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LesAnimaux
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2 months ago

Ghetto Robin Hood

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Verena Gitterle
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2 months ago (edited)

The batteries are recharging

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CalicoKitty
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2 months ago

Wasn't the Lion King based on Macbeth? Which, admittedly, is not a brilliant piece in terms of historical accuracy...?

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 months ago

They meant cat... Oh please... Someone, tell me they meant cat...

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DKS 001
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2 months ago

yes! NASA is actually a secret organization that has been around for thousands of years. Some say even before there were humans on earth. They control everything!

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Vorknkx
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2 months ago

Oh sure, this really narrows it down :D

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

Maybe he's actually Spiderman and he wants to know?

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LesAnimaux
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2 months ago

Eggs are not real. OK then.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 months ago

It's not a cannibal if it eats another species. Cannibals are e.g. mother bunnies devouring their babies when stressed. But yeah inevitably that cat will become a maneating lion.

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DKS 001
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2 months ago (edited)

oh wait! Ssshhhh ... lemme listen .... *listens* .... He says that your brain is like one hand clapping. There's nothing there but air.

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MauKini
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2 months ago

huh... better not mess with this one. She is also a witch.

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

Does looking at the word "sun" hurt your eyes??

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

Put your husband's gas in a jar and present to the court as evidence

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