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Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.

Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!

More info: Anne Theriault

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Sandi Leach
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.

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    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think every dog lover would agree to petting a dog part, woman or man

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    Suzanne Clark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.

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    Suzanne Clark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.

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    Grazina Strolia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STORY OF MY EXISTENCE NOW. YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

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    Veronica Sjöberg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.

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    6 years ago

    Does nobody wear sunscreen?

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    karen snyder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.

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    Bonnie Clyde
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not really 30 until you've had a seven deadly gins party.

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    Valerie G.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    close, I say "oh, what fresh hell is this?"

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    Doober
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace CVS with Target and we've got a match!

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