The summer job is a rite of passage for many kids, who are encouraged by their parents to get out of their hair and go and learn valuable lessons about responsibility, the value of money and hard work.

Whether you were saving for a bike, your first car, a prom dress or whatever, we all went in with high expectations of independence and feeling like a proper adult. However those expectations are not always met!

Jimmy Fallon did us all a service by asking people to share their worst summer job experiences in one of his legendary hashtag challenges. Needless to say, there are some absolute classics in there! Scroll down to check out a list of Bored Panda's favorites below, and feel free to share your own in the comments!

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SashaAlexandra
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhhhhaha! Laughed so hard on this one - definitely a gem!

Sanne H.
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First thing you learn when organising scout camps for kids < 10 years old: once the villain character is exposed to the kids, make sure he either confesses and regrets his evil deeds, or he can run away like Usain Bolt.

glowworm2
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the villain character must die a traumatic, violent Disney-esque death because he's the bad guy.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah... don't try that on a real bison

Suzanne Dunne
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That will end up in a sitcom, so funny

Robert Morson
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because punching a wounded bison in the face is a recommended way to kill it.

marbsno
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm probably going to hell for laughing at this as hard as I did.

Kimberly Kasper
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m laughing so hard over this. Sorry it happened but it’s hilarious!

cwa92464
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they didn't run her off the cliff.

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    #2

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    Unsung Spatula
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's honestly more money than I make in an hour...

    Iván Galarraga
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an honest job and the boy didn't have to make an interview for it

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 fair share for everyone

    Magdalina777
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not about a summer job but reminds me of the game they made us play(well - it was fun) at our summer camp, basically had to do all kinds of fun tasks our...uh...supervisors?...came up with for points. The one that quickly became a meme was going around the place yelling "Saransk(a city in Russia; the capital of one of the regions, Mordovia, but fairly unknown to the rest of the county; apparently a lot of them were from there) is the capital of Russia!!" My god it was hilarious lol, with multiple kids running around loudly yelling that

    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe he didn't and the kid lacked a brain....this is why Dorthy needed a mother.

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    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done worse for less money

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    Indie_cloud
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, poor girl! How did she not realise he was dead??

    weatherwitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I have had some carers here who wouldn't necessarily notice I had died... 😮😃

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is that I bet this happens all the time. A patient peacefully dies and nobody realizes it at first.

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably in this case probably all other staff knew that he was dead but they forgot to tell that to the new girl. In many nursing homes if someone dies they call their family and relatives so they can come and say the last farewells before the corpse is taken to the morgue.

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    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be 2 hours or more before all phone calls, forms etc. are complete, and the deceased is removed by staff from the funeral home or morgue. Meanwhile, the staff continue with their regular routine with the living residents.

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's nice and clean for his final viewing

    Jeanneke van Berkel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she know it was ten minutes ago? And aren't there procedures to follow after a death? Like washing the corpse? Calling the next of kin?

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe one of the staff members was with that person when he died? They just forgot to tell about the death to the new worker. Of course the nursing home staff will contact the family of the deceased and the morgue but 10 minutes is a short time so the family or the morgue staff probably did not had arrived to the nursing home yet.

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    Minna Roos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been traumatizing😐

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the things they made yoou do whwn you were 10

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can be quite warm for quite a while after death, and quite floppy. Sounds to me like the new "girl" was a bit freaked out by how sick the other people were, and thought he was just really sick.

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not yet trained how to take a pulse, nor observer breathing properly.

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    Marvel Monster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine her face when she realised that she was scrubbing a dead man

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves her right for being insensitive. If he was not responding, she should have notified her supervisor.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this isn't suppose to be funny, but picturing a bunch of elderly people escaping and having to go catch them is hilarious to me. I hope you got them all.

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a good idea for a movie (a comedy)

    Hisseefit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds similar to "the dream team", mental patients on the loose in New York.

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    lincholn6echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my grandma was in an elderly peoples home I always saw a Fake Bus Station in front of the home and wondered why, until I witnessed some old dude "escape" (slowly scuffing out on his walking frame). I told the nurse and she was like: "Oh nevermind, he'll be going to the Bus station to drive home, so we're just letting him go and sit a while at the station and then bring him back in"

    Stephanie Brown
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, there was a nursing home I walked by every day after school. One time, an elderly man in a wheelchair sped past me with a nurse chasing him. I'll never forget the look of utter joy on his face as he made his escape or the look of utter panic on the nurse's face as she tried to catch up to him.

    Carol Harrison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I picture people with lassoes riding after them on horseback. Yee haw!

    criminalgirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What! were they all standing behind the door waiting for someone to open it!!

    Light
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are ALWAYS exit seeking. It is such a nightmare even if only one escaped.

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    Melinda Stanley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, my Mom worked at the nursing home just across the street from our home. Often while playing on the front lawn, my sister and I would hear the alarm and there was my mother along with 3-4 other staff members chasing someone in a wheelchair down the sidewalk. My sister and I would excitedly wave, "Hi Mom!!!"

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Herding elderly people! It's so funny but a very serious situation. I hope they were all fine when you found them

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    #5

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    issam
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for this man . No teacher deserve such harsh environment to work . A second job means less concentrated and less effective on the most important one.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost all of our first year teachers have second jobs. The only ones that don't have spouses who make decent money.

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's sad... teacher should be paid so much more. it's an Investment for the youth

    Carole Reid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been hearing this since I could understand English. Which has been a long, long time.

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    Joe Clark
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You “heard” to deliver pizzas? Well, I can see why you are not successful as a teacher.

    Heather Vance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. I didn't see your comment until I said it lol.

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    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have said: You still owe me a term paper so I cam to get it

    Heather Vance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teacher and you said "heard to deliver pizzas one summer?" *had....lol

    Max L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s nothing to be ashamed for in working a side job

    Lydia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an idiot... see a teacher in the summer and the first reaction is they were fired? ummm... no bro. its summer.

    More!
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working with children or teenagers would be challenging enough in so many ways, let alone doing it when you’re exhausted from a second job.

    Echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what money can do for society. It was an extraordinary invention at the time it came along, and so much for us then. Now it will be our undoing as a tool of control and privilege. It allows those who do not deserve it to jump ahead with out giving anything on return. Unlike a teacher who gives so much, and gets little in return.

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    #6

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    Little Menace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one is just sad. I worked a lot in care and the woman probably had dementia. I could list about 100 more [and far worse] of these 'funny' stories but to me they are just sad and it isn't anything special either.

    Master Markus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have the personal experience, but my mom works in a retirement home and she has to deal with quite a few people who think caretakers are stealing from them for no actual reason.

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    Max L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw an old lady questioning endlessly a staff at a ho,e depot about a gas lighter we were like 4 people in line, everyone agreed about how endlessly it was, but somehow understanding that she was probably alone and taking all her chance to spend some time with somebody... could have been our mom.

    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao I would just let her go on thinking that

    KT Trondsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't be sharing this at all. Working I'm health care you are supposed to keep everything confidential not spout it on the internet. Have some respect

    Michic
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how it works. OP can't share anything that makes the people or place identifiable but they can share an anonymised story. Otherwise how could they do experience based interviews in care, in your opinion?, With questions like "tell me about a time when..."? Source: the GDPR. That's the European law on data protection.

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    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way to an 87 yo heart...a big ol' badonkadonk

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    #7

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So some people are born demons?

    Light
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychopaths (nature) vs. Socipaths (nurture)

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not surprised that kid wound up in jail--probably not for stabbing people in the ears with pencils either.

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they probably gave him 50 chances before putting his evilbutt away

    Max L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won’t say it’s genetic, I had two classmates in first years of schools that were evils. Their parents just victims, their mom did show the pain in her face, but certainly there’s so,e side responsibility in parents, even not going to seek proper help. Nowadays they call it hyperactivity syndrome, I saw one of those kids where I volunteered in pet therapy, and believe he did look and sound possessed.

    estimaate
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yikes! i physically winced at that ouch!!!!!

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would rather have a dozen n=pitbulls

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    Meghan Turnis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were chihuahuas and not sheepdogs...

    Ohio Hands
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the best summer job to me

    Grumble O'Pug
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavenly job!!! I'd hit a thrift store for a stroller.

    Sandra Jennifer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's bad about that? Sounds like a lovely job, caring for dogs.

    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, take a beach bag with you. You can easily fit three in one, throw it on your shoulder and carry the other two....

    Kate
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there was a picture haha

    surprised pikachu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a worst summer job?!?! this is great!

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    #9

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    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rookie mistake. Always keep the house key in your pocket. Also the classroom key.

    Iván Galarraga
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Little Rascals sketch

    Rocky Joe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids are: creative, funny and work together as a team. Fantastic.

    Marvel Monster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HEY! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW OR- Wait did you just turn on the OH MY GOD"

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    #10

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    BobbyK
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... at least you were in those movies!!! I wasn't.

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not right, you deserved credit! You are now recognized by everyone on Bored panda. I'm sure you nailed being the kid ,

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to IMDB, your work is (almost) remembered.

    Ryo Bakura
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p! You're Kid? Can I have your autograph? Just don't sign any Ducks stuff. I'm a Kings fan.

    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's OK I guess... Or is it the "uncredited" part that bothered you?

    Dan Holman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like your life is looking up. You've been doing a bunch of stuff and getting credit for it. :)

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should chnage his name to Uncredited and claim all of those roles listed as Uncredited were him.

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    LRevello
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I picked up a waitressing shift for a friend at work. When I got out my car had been towed - I paid over $100 to go to work on my day off :(

    MammaG
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    7 years ago

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    Why did you park illegally? That was dumb.

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    Oli Fong
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, you would have been better off if you just did NOTHING! LOL

    Iván Galarraga
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a $5 loss, not good but not bad either

    Max L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this in Providence ?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap zone. I was delivering some clothes to a nonprofit. I had forgotton to put up my handicap placard. They reduced it but wouldn't dismiss it. How does that make any sense?

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear instance of "FML".

    JessyJoy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you'll learn to park legally

    Ditto
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mabye you'll learn to not be judgmental, not everyone can be a special snowflake like you. It is possible they didn't realize what they were doing. I got many tickets after moving to a large city.

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    citcat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg you were only 10 thats wasn't your fault

    The Cappy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it was. Your assertion cannot be made from the information provided.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, that must have been awful!

    Ohio Hands
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad for everyone all around :,(

    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have got it stuffed and made up some made-up disease...no-move-a-ritis or something.

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry. I hope no one blamed you (including you yourself). People can be cruel.

    Marcia Cash
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it happened to me, 3 days before Christmas last year. aaauuughggh.

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    Emme Garcia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't have to read past the first sentence.

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rememeber from the late 1980''s when somebody was sharing free candy at out local supermarked dressed as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (I don't remember which one). When that person needed to take a break me and plenty of other small kids followed her and tried to see what Turtles do at their spare time. To our shock the turtle removed his head and there was a woman inside. :D

    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shame on Chuck E Cheese. It seems wrong to even consider someone standing outside for long periods of time these days.

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    CultOfBambi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychopaths have to start somewhere - literally.

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he was the little monster that stabbed the other girl in the ear with a pencil

    Rocky Joe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you notice the freshly dug out ground at the backyard? That was the previous nanny, you got lucky, I guess.

    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we wonder why they needed to hire a nanny? Too busy to be a parent clearly

    ariana petrova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a future murderer right there

    PickleRick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have stabbed the bastard back

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a nanny - in France and the child got into my antihistamimes - ate the lot - it survived

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    Elina Kuusisto
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine it paid well, but I don't see how this would be a bad job. Heck, sign me up

    Me
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what kind of job you did expect?

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your clients would never give you a hard time.

    Sue Knerl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and sister have a business that installs and takes care of plants in office buildings, etc. I worked with them for years. They are still in business after 30 yrs. Best business ever, Ficus boy. LOL

    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that sounds like a bad job

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am very good with Ficus - that would be my dream job - "plant manager" lol

    lilspiffy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn’t this one higher? I can’t stop giggling at the audacity of advertising for a “plant manager”.

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This world definitely needs more plant managers. I used to have a very exhausting job at a hospital kitchen and at a summer time our boss wanted that the kitchen staff should also water the outdoor plants near the hospital kitchen when we had lunch break or coffee break. No one wanted to do that. So instead of watching the pretty flowers we just saw dying plants from our break room window.

    Abby Not Normal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was illegal for him or her to ask you to work on your scheduled breaks.

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    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here they love calling everything "a manager" these days 'cause it sounds cool apparently. No more shop assistants, only "sales managers". No more cleaners, only "cleaning managers"...etc.

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    jimmyfallon Report

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Commitment to the community"? What kind of geniuses come up with notions like this? What a load of horse pucky. Starting a business isn't a commitment to a community. If anything it's a commitment to ones self. There's no commitment unless he was paid in advance. Highly unlikely in a service business like lawn mowing.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should NOT cancel any scheduled jobs, but you can stop advertising, stop booking new jobs! Or, even pass on the jobs (with client approval) to a new kid.

    Kiwi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents made me mow lawns with grass allergies. I now have a class 4 grass allergy (highest level possible), and have to wear a mask and filter for the entirety of grass pollination season, and am on the highest level of allergy/asthma meds that I can afford.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad is an a*****e. At least considering how awful allergies can get.

    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When work ethic collide with allergies

    Abby Not Normal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad sounds like a jerk who taught you to please others even If it was hurting you. You could have just told people you had allergies so they would need to find someone else if he had let you.

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this the commitment is over as soon as you take the sign down.

    Abby Not Normal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Or when you just tell people you can't do it anymore because of the allergies.

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    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Wonder if we had the same father. Mine didn't care if I had allergies or not and epipens in those days were not even thought of yet.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right Jimmy, you gotta deliver what you committed.

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    HeyItsReyes Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have nicknamed you Blockhead. XD

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your reaction was understandable. Praying mantis' look like Satan in bug form.

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you should be around highly volatile liquids....

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the mantis okay?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously-praying mantis is my favorite bug (I'm that weirdo who puts them out of harm's way...)

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    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah praying mantis are cuddly little creatures...glad you were fine enough to take a selfie at least:P

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rightly so! Poor praying mantis. Trust me, you were safe.

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    JarrettBellini Report

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The era when dickpics were still sent by regular mail.

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah must be much easier now. Can probably apply all those fun filters to them too...yikes.

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what makes a great penis shot?

    issam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably even more awkward to develop them alone !

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get to pick any vaginas?

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what the guy had planed with the pics...

    Max L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t want to sound unfair but he probably had plans for the two of you

    Fbomb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I would have said was, hold on I have to get my loupe so I can see it.

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    sagechano Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a service drive of a dealership when I was 19. Every man that came to the window would ask to see a manager for an explanation of their bill instead of asking me...even after I told them that I was the one that processed and coded their bill (meaning I had to know how to diagnose and fix any mechanical issues with the cars.) The revenge came one day when I told the guy that I needed to explain some thing about his new engine. He said "I'll talk to the service drive manager, honey." The manager didn't know what had been done. So the customer never got the note that he shouldn't take the car over 55 for the first 500 miles to give the seals time to set. He called less than an hour later to say his engine had blown out from under the hood and all over the freeway. Guess that sexist stereotyping finally jumped up and bit you in the a*s, didn't it honey!

    Leah Woodard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the gender pay gap. Wouldn't it have been nice if even one of the guys had stepped up?

    Annabeth Chase
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hayed a couple of weeks ago and got 20 bucks.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've be livid!!! Hay moving is hard a*s work!!!

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I did hay for the neighboring dairy 30 years ago the going rate was a nickel a bale. I was making better than $10/hour, but that was some brutal work.

    Luka Hamer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 cents? 2 dollars? that's gotta be a form of childabuse

    Alissa Merstrand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haul hay with only my dad every summer... I dont get paid at all😂

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the pedo guy from American Dad, was it?

    Ohio Hands
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you not agree on payment before starting the work? That seems like common sense.

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    itsShyyyyyyyyyy Report

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I purposely put it in a bowl of pee and smile evil when she felt it

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feeling toilet brushes????

    Paolina Mitova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wandering how do u read the author's name and then I see @itsShyyyy. Now I'm thinking about this poor person correcting people all his life

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you and the rest of the workers were normal, that boss was truly disturbed. Wonder how often she got sick.

    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And better I don't tell you what she does with tooth brush

    #21

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    KlaryssaRenae Report

    citcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow your scared for life

    Polleekin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working one hour photo I've seen nudes of people of all ages ages. Regardless of age it's always awkward to look a stranger in the eye having seen their naked pics.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate old women. ♥

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So just because she's around 70, she's not allowed to have nudes of herself? Shallow...

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck! That's something you'll never be able to unsee.

    BeenElle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please. That is her worst summer job? Seeing someone’s nude photos? Grow up.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, just because YOU wouldn't mind looking at borderline PORN of random strangers doesn't mean WE ARE. Sweet baby Jesus Christ on a bike...

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    7 years ago

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    Because here's the secret: no one over 70 ever f***s. Oooooooooh!

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    Miriamq19 Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume he wasn't the only one who made that pun :) Poor you.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ha ha. I've never heard that one before." (For the millionth time that day).

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it you didn't break your ankle on the job..otherwise workman's comp would have kicked in.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must have been before the whole burger debacle.

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    _MichaelManley Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this - love bats - and would really like to see someone steal a field

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then it's settled. You did a hell of a good job!!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the charging cord handy..cuz I'd be playing video games all night...

    ThatJeremyKid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my DREAM job. Paid for reading. Park your truck right at the entrance so you don't have to watch anything and pull out a good book.

    Rob Barnett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you were a Scooby Doo villian

    blue-stars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d just listen to podcasts all night and get paid for it

    Hilliary Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The author Spider Robinson once had a job guarding a sewer. He was also successful; nobody stole the sewer!

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    FateDecided Report

    Joe Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paris Hilton thinks that's hot.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the world will return to if we don't sort out the bees crisis 🐝🌸

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's OK, my ex did that a lot, too. Except she use the whole cob. Sometimes two.

    Fbomb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to work in horse breeding. In order to collect semen there was an artificial mount that the horse mounted. Sometimes the horse would need "help" finding the orifice.

    Illini1825
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly pollinating is far better than detasseling. You get to sleep in, don't freeze in the morning, and if it's too wet you don't go out. Welcome to the midwest

    #25

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    emiistewart Report

    Sarah Moreira
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't hit him cause i would start laughing too hard hahahaha

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I would have hit him with more that a stalk.

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    courtneyAllen58 Report

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, the response is no! You don't have to do these crazy requests. There are laws to protect you.

    Kelly Valenzuela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    religious genital mutilation...horrible =(

    Gwen CSmith
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    7 years ago

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    Wth it's healthier to be circumcised. Helps prevent diseases and infections...

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    Nora H.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't cut healthy bits off healthy babies.

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone do that to a newborn? The poor kid didn't even have a choice.

    Petya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been worse, at least I think this was done by medical professional. For Muslims this is a religious custom (called Suynet, at least in my country) and they do it when the boys are 6-7 years old. It's done by the Imam and I don't think they use any anesthetic. It would be far more traumatizing to do it to a kid that knows what's happening, than to a baby.

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    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gather you were a VERY personal assistant

    Ash E
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boss- horrible husband and coward.

    Caroline Han
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal assistant jobs are the worst. Many people read "assistant" as "slave."

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's not due to religious belief, or a 3rd world country practice. I see a lot of assumptIons here. It could be simply necessary for your health.

    Gwen CSmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys chill. It's not 'mutilation' to circumcise a child. There's hardly any information here, so for all you know it could have been for health reasons for that particular child. And there ARE health benefits to being circumcised. I agree that it's nice for the child to make a decision where they're older, but there's a lot of decisions that a mother makes for their newborn, and this can be one of them. There are also religious reasons for this to happen, and it's not always a bad thing. Again, there's not enough information here for you to all shove your opinions in people's faces, so let's just chill with the comments, ok? Lol.

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago

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    Does the word wuss mean anything?

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    hgalexan Report

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a savings and loan we had to wear a button that said: I Have a Heart On for You. It was a short lived promo.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have a hot dog place called sup dogs and they have a shirt that says "the best 6 inches in town" lol

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    imchrisstall Report

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was a pool guy. He said he'd NEVER go into a pubic hot tub after working that job.

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay clear of pubic hot tubs! And public ones too!

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it have peanut in it? if no peanuts, it's not a snicker

    Priya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes turds comes with peanuts too

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    Batwench
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may never go to a waterpark again.

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trick question. It's never a snickers bar.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that scene in Caddyshack. Doodie!

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hum, I thought it would look more like a baby ruth bar.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it here or somewhere else where there were awful tanning booth stories. Much pooping. Ugh. People.

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    kmadden1 Report

    Joe Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what's the problem? That is a legitimate business.

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Legal" is not the same as "ethical."

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that? I'll take that job!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you not get a clue from the letters?

    Sunflowercray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd you even find out? Did u sign a non disclosure? That's strange...

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    boisetracy Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i could understood a few dead.. .like 5 or 6 top... but 44?

    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely you are not going to be hired as a plant manager like the guy above

    Ann Jeppesen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably watered them too much. Almost always the case when plants die within a short period.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before taking jobs watering plants for people that obviously love them, read up on plants. Not all of them can be watered the same. You would never water an orchid the same as you would a spider plant. How the heck did you kill 44?

    Ylva Gustavsson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was house sitting for my mom just recently. That includes animals and plants. The animals are fine. The day before they came home I messaged her in anxiety because I thought I had killed her entire green house. They weren't dead but they sure would have been if they didn't came back the next day. I'm 31. Thankfully it's my mom, she knows she can trust me with anything but plants. She had probably scheduled for some serious life saving for them.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slack a*s, you didn't pay a lick of attention.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they left no instructions!!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly your best was not good enough! I'd assume people who care that much about their plants would have left clear instructions as to when & how much to water so unless there are some factors you haven't mentioned (fire, flood, swarm of locusts, maybe?) there's no excuse.

    why not
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they explain how to properly care for them? if not their fault. did you claim to know how to care for them? if so your fault

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    paigebrodbeck25 Report

    redheadwahine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a 14 year old need a babysitter? Unless he was special needs which would be a more legit explanation for the adult diapers I suppose

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long trip away from them? I mean 14 can stay home alone, but for say 3 days by themselves? They might burn down the house or have a house party. Though if they are the type that plays video games till they wet themselves, maybe not.

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    Wil Vanderheijden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was the only kid you were babysitting you earned some easy cash.

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and their parent(s) were behind this?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect if they were, the babysitter wouldn't have had to take him for the diapers. Sounds like it was the kid's idea.

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you didn't. You chose to do it and that makes you a moron.

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents allowed this?? That's child neglect! Wow

    Efia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of that one "World of Warcraft" episode in South Park :-D

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i were those parents and found that out, you would have been in deep s**t even with diapers.

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was allowed to be home alone from I was ten years old :U Which amaze me consider I have epilepsy lasting from 30s to a minute.

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    jaredgott Report

    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A week? That's disgusting

    Elsker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A week?? There must have been something seriously wrong with that doggo... poor thing

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said "Excuse me..I seem to have gotten the wrong address.." and left.

    Oliver Bennett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope that dog saw a vet, that's not healthy.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaners are not required to clean up the animal feces, just clean the stains. OSHA LAWS...

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitly worst!

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have smiled and said "See Ya" and leave

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    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put chucky away before shutting those lights off.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chucky wouldn't have bothered me, a normal non deformed doll would have though

    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love that, I love Chucky!

    Marvel Monster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cHiNa DoLl cHiNa DoLl iN tHe HaLlWaY.....

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's got to

    Jonathan Labelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess what section you where in charge off

    Noctis Nix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Chuck! That used to be my favorite show.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was in charge of all the guys."

    Angrymango12
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, hello! Is there anything I can help you manage?

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    Marvel Monster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he DOES know the muffin man. No, don't ask.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how that makes your job suck?

    Ash E
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgaw ! That isn hilarious- that kid would have been my favorite.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ask me about the neighbors!

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    EvilDinosaur
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be throwing up all day after that...

    Ann Jeppesen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than mine, he eats poop and then try's to lick you face afterwards. But either is lovely.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What were they doing there serving it if they were vegan?

    blue-stars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-one else was hiring for entry-level, probably.

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    ge pa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smart boss! hired vigans so the burgers are safe

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have deliberately eaten it in front of them, with my full mouth open

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people who don't realize chicken is meat.....

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people calling chicken vegetarian that's the problem. Reminds me of a line from Midsomer Murders when a detective asked a self proclaimed vegetarian why she never ate the fish her husband caught. She said "Fish may not be the brightest creatures on God's Earth, but it is still quite cruel to refer to them as a vegetable."

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    Miriam Brose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid and even a young adult I also thought fish and chicken wasn't meat. Now I know better.

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would let it pass if she ask for fish

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    AndieRupke Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hostile work environment..totally setting themselves up for a lawsuit

    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got fired for smiling too much during meetings (the manager WAS a clown). I was really trying to be nice because it wasn't a bad job, but he said he never trusted anyone who smiled a lot.

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    lizabth247 Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually worked at a French Bakery one summer in Pike Place Market in Seattle. Every week I'd have the same customer, Antonio, come in and tell me I was beautiful, he'd sweep me away to Italy some day and that doing this would make him the happiest man on Earth. The problem was..he said this to every young girl at the shop.

    Lulu Sanchez Avalloni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even the aliens wanted to be with him, they had to return the old boy to earth

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    Nope
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda dressed up in your hippo outfit, found the guy who beat you up & cold cocked him..."My pal the polar bear says hi, mother****er!"

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like you're a Happy Hippo in the picture

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos are cute, think of Fiona at the Cinncinnati Zoo. She's a star!

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    livyaw98 Report

    lilspiffy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A power washer would have been immensely helpful.

    Johnny Frostbite
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooo... rehydrated puke splashing up everywhere, no thanks.

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    weatherwitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While that's just ugh at least she even noticed you and the horrendous task you were having to do 😕

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, sounds like a real rocket scientist

    Sarah Hartness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you punch her in the face, cuz i would've

    Nope
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    7 years ago

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    Yet another reason to go to college.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for the gamma gobulin shot! ugh.

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Port-A-Potty". Jesus, there's no telling what could have happened had he falling into a porter-potty. Praise Jeebus!

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    just a thought!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k weren't you allowed to use the owner's toilet. This is just cruel.

    Hannah Ingram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't there like a law where businesses are supposed to ensure there's a toilet on site?

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    Ann Rii
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was mean :(

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, if you can't trust your parents, who can you trust?!?!

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    Lynn Noyes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to build trust, Dad.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on when this was, you could have taken him to court for not fulfilling his contractual obligation.... #JudgeJudyTime

    Alma Grint
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind. One day you’ll get to choose his care home

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    flash forward 20 years and I'm still mad. seriously dad that's just evil

    Nina Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Girl, I hope she eventually got her horse

    Markus McCloud
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    7 years ago

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    Nizzle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever think, "Damn, my mother clears ear-wax out of s****y broken hearing aids just to provide food and shelter for me?"

    Luka Hamer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, did you ever think 'maybe her mom does something completely different there' or 'Damn, that doesn't meant it doesn't suck and this is not the appreciate your parents thread'?

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That there is what they call an inspiring story. Inspiring you to finish your education and never have to do that work again!

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly nowadays a good education is not a guarantee to get a good job. Really many people with very good education are working in low-paid jobs.

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    Vilem Marak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes we are, but you need to hold up this 9 iron for 15 minutes before i let you in...

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny. That would be like me working in factory making giant blocks of ice. Them: "How do you know it's cold enough?" Me: "Just stick your tongue out and lick it!"

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she was a demon and brought the thunderstorm with her.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just say yes. less stupid people in the world makes the world just that much better

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    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people cant read signs, I know that thanks to retail.

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    Marcia Cash
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an artist. I spend a LOT of time waiting for paint to dry. Probably why I smoke too much weed.

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    missed_the_bus Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golf is a stupid game. It's outdoors, and players do what exactly.

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago

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    Sad. They should know where their balls are, unless they were female

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    myspace_orYours Report

    Caitlin Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I babysat kids that would give me $20-$50 to take them to get ice cream, go to the pool, and so on. The boy once offered be $500 to NOT tell his parents he locked me on the roof. He was 10 at the time and actually had that cash to hand me. I haven't seen that much cash in one place since then...

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had told him "no" and told the parents..they may have given you more to "Keep this between us."

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    Xiaolaohu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't have to let them, though.......?

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first job at age 15 was at a Sonic Drive-In. I walked up to a car and the guy in it was masturbating, I glanced away and my brain said "You didn't see what you just thought you saw", so I looked again. Then he smiled really big at me... I guess he thought that because I'd looked twice, I was impressed... NOT!!

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!! That Prince Albert has got to smart, I don't care WHAT anyone says.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What the... what's with all the piercings?" "It's a hedgehog!"

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I's just a big sucker. Whenever I see kid's selling anything at the side of the road, I always stop.

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    MattLeverton Report

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is wrong with people?! Crapping their pants , doing gross personal things in public??

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can happen, but you should wear a diaper if it's a problem due to illness, age, chemo.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you called the police or the crazy house. She probably belongs in both.

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    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So much for my happy ending..."

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm singing...🙄

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    v_i_price Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you surprised? Abercrombie and Tommy Hilfiger are the same. They say the will not make plus size clothing because they only want their clothes on beautiful people.

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutly discriminating!

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    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No body buys Abercrombie anymore anyway. Also google the ceo. He's ugly AF.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay the CEO apparently got fired or quit. His name was Mike Jefferies. He looks like him and his plastic surgeon were too acquainted.

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were in the news more than once for discriminating their employees for their looks, so nothing to see here.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Hilfiger & Co. enough beautiful to wear their own brand Or do they wander

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you tell your manager that you thought he had a great face radio?

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    careyvk12 Report

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was REALLY desperate. Let them have it.

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've had nothing but leftover Taco Bell for a week: You have NO idea how badly I need this!"

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm going to chase down a guy who stole toilet paper. "He died after being savagely killed by toilet paper villain". Nah, YOU go chase him, I'LL call someone who cares.

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one stupid manager. If the employee had been hurting after being order to pursue a thief then Dollar General would probably be liable.

    Cactus Corsage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who displays TP outside? What if it rains? You shouldnt chase shoplifters they're obviously desperate and they could hurt you. Bad management.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know the situation at your country but in my country all toilet paper rolls are sold in plastic wrap that usually has 6 or more rolls in it so it is perfectly fine to sell those in outdoors also.

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    Nope
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you make minimum wage, you don't chase anyone, for any reason.

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was okay, until the last phrase. Sorry to laugh! I would've totally bought some of your artwork.

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a great idea! I would've bought art from a 10 year old. Super sweet!

    Julie Partridge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a little younger than that, my friend & I sold "greeting cards" from her front porch that faced a major road. We put signs on the trees out front & had crates full of paper cards with drawings on them. A guy in a business suit parked out front with his 4 ways on & walked up. Looked in one of the crates, looked at us & walked away. It was funny.

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once tried to sell a toy car outside my house for 1$...we lived in a kind-of upscale gated community at the time so no one even bought it.

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee she really gave you a lot of support

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    Ashlyn Krell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow. I might threaten to call the police - just like you would if an adult was threatening you I guess. :S

    Rhân
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I‘d call the parents? I wonder where these behaves come from. Especially if the kid was under the age of 12

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have shoved it up his a*s. What's wrong with you?

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    Liz Wiseman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a professor in college tell us to write down the grade we think we deserved in the class. I put "B" bc I felt the B I was already earning was fair. I was the only one who didn't know it was his last semester and had stopped grading after midterms. So everyone got A's - except me with my B. That day, I learned lying can get you farther in life.

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    lost_n_transit Report

    Leah Woodard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds to me like he did the best he could to turn a humiliating moment, that might have been a joke at his expense for YEARS, into a joke they all shared! I'm more impressed than disgusted.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually stories like this include that part where at least half of the kids are vomiting and/or crying. So this was a different story. :)

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 for you - 1 for me, 1 for you - 2 for me...

    Nnaemeka Egwim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lbs-load of Bull s**t. In no-r****d unit = 9.072 kilograms

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    britmc Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God the police have their own photo processing labs..or I guarantee it would be way way worse.

    Petya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is a part-time translator. One time they gave her forensics reports from the local prosecutor's office, unfortunately they didn't take out the photos from them.

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    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also remember when it was really awkward to get all the photos developed by someone else because there were some pics I really did not want to show to anyone else than me and my friends. So everyone should be thankful of the digital cameras. :)

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you learned to fix the tradh compactor

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is also included in the definition of "maintenance".

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    Tash_Lye Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss that trained me how to do all the daily and weekly processing of tickets for a propane company in a matter of 1 hour..during peak season...the day before she was due to leave for a managers convention in San Diego for a week...leaving me to man the office on my own with 4 very belligerent and uncooperative drivers and a slew of pissed off customers. I'm surprised I didn't light a match on my last day. #TalkAboutFired.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better that when I helped my sister with her route at 4am. She'd pull the car up and I'd run up and drop the paper on the front porch of the house. Until the one house where the family had no lighting and forgot to coil up the hose draped across their front yard. I crashed to the pavement, knocked the wind out of myself, but still managed to fling the paper to the front door. When I got back in the car, my sister said "What took so long?" I said "I was busy dying on the front walkway." She had me drive while she finished the rest of the route and, after that, always carried a high beam flashlight on her route.

    Miriam Brose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but it was kinda funny what you've said.

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    Grantman2k Report

    PyromaniacKitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds terrifying, but amazing commitment

    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago

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    That's what Maintenance is for, dumb-a*s.

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    Gwinevere von Ludwig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't want to buy knives from door to door salespeople.

    Bored Birgit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't want to buy anything from door to door salespeople.

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    Sinae Shin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know where you worked! I did the same. I, also, am not a great salesperson.

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    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too superstitious to move the dead. I'd be afraid they would haunt me.

    Lynn Noyes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at it this way. Maybe they would enjoy the fresh air and be grateful to you.

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Hell no...

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    SAF saf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is easily one of the worst ones on here.

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    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you can run a mile in under 3 seconds

    Ryo Bakura
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess being treated like a pack mule would suck, but since ghosts aren't real, you didn't have to deal with any.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    7 years ago

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    Seeing as ghosts aren't real, what's the problem? Was it dragons? Or bunyips?

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    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human bites are worst than animal bites

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Please share the story with us

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens more often then you would think - you first have to get used to taking the baby everywhere

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that if he would have made it, he would have went back to thank them, they would have saved his life. At least that's what I would. 😞

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    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a French exchange student at my school who was in my English class and all he did in there was watch porn. Seriously. You're in an English class in an English speaking country. Couldn't you at least listen out of respect for the teacher if not your own learning?

    surprised pikachu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... at least he educated himself.

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    Stef Bollen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who takes his cart from the store to his house?

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looked you up on FB - I'm scared of you, too!

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood why clowns are meant to be scary. They're literally designed to be funny

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    Robert Morson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day? Did she not eventually get bored of it? Your sister sounds like she had way too much time on her hands.

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    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds damn delicious.

    ThatJeremyKid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat those balls... all day...

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 totally relatable

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much did you make?

    Daniel Fleming
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys know these are pictures of tweets right? The OP can't see these comments. Js

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your aunt sounds like a scumbag...

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8,000 dollars dollars? Well, that should have been your first red flag right there.

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A BRA IS NOT A GIANT POUCH!!! Also, women's clothing needs more pockets.

    Emily Waterpony
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just killed my phone's camera with boob sweat, for real women's clothes need more pockets!!

    Slune
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know about the yellow stufffffff

    Efia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was that yellow stuff? I'm about to vomit right now

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically she didn't spill anything...

    Miriam Brose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she wondered why her phone didn't work... 0.o

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not a "worst summer job", this is "failing at following the directions you were given" and "sucking at doing your job".

    João Ferreira
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With kids it's the brown clay you need to worry about.

    João Ferreira
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant to comment on Caroline's post below, but luckily this also revolves around poop.

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    ThatJeremyKid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently sagebrush is a cornerstone species

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some sagebrush varieties are annuals. Some perennial varieties are threatened (fires and invasive grass) and are being planted to increase their numbers. both of these reasons are why you would collect the seeds. Niall Mac Iomera is correct, this is how agriculture works.

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    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he'd done it these days, he'd have been tossed out, publicly humiliated, divorced and unemployed. And in my case, he would have had hospital bills too...

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grew up in Ohio farm country. I can confirm, this is just about the worst smell. Although, processing seafood can't be much better.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know about hog s**t - wouldn't change it for processed seafood! :D

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the worst thing is that you can't even get rid of the smell by taking a shower

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    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better safe than sorry

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse

    Batwench
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better safe than sorry. Good for you.

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    Kristijan Groeneveld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For working the whole summer you earned $40, while it was $0.02 per flyer. 🤔 must have been a very rural community (few houses, lots of miles) or you walk slow. I earned 15 bucks delivering the monthly neighbourhood magazine. 2000 addresses, 2 hours work

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could that be viewed as emotional abuse?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, obviously. If management knew that it was upsetting to you, and forced you to do it anyway. I work with a big strong muscular guy. He's terrified of spiders. We never make him kill a spider. One of us, often I, is dispatched to dispatch the spider.

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    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hear about a washing machine or washing with soap with your hands?

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't it part of your job to resolve this situation in a better way than just letting the kind run around in dirty shorts?

    Rani Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the kid in his pj bottoms and wash the shorts. Thats considered child neglect. Also, why didnt he have swim trunks?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The adults supervising the counselors should have handled this. :(

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? A bad job? Not to a future geologist.

    Sarah Hartness
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder what she does now. this sounds great, my current job of 10 years consists of listening to people complain about parts, and pick up slack for co workers. i think i'd rather wash rocks

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that? Were they crack rocks? I don't get it?

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    Vilem Marak
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    7 years ago

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    step one. grab a hair dryer. step two. plug it in (make sure the cord is long enough). step three enter the water, holding the dryer firmly. step four. dive under the water with the hair dryer. rinse and repeat.

    Xiaolaohu
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    7 years ago

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    Was it that had to tell them?

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I'll bet there are a lot of levels of disturbing to this kid's story.

    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, just like all those bible-thumbing Christ lovers. Double standard much?

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No different or more delusional than serving Jeebus...

    Ann Rii
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awfull...for the kid, not you...

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    Rani Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢Ew sick. Put food service gloves on.

    Miriam Brose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you don't work foods when you're injured.

    weatherwitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they make catering plasters so you'll notice it very quickly before food is contaminated 😮

    Bunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Movie popcorn is gross and overpriced anyway...

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those kids might have been me, actually.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Magic mushroom" - hahahahaha!!!

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    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew putting in your resume shoe fetish would work

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't a bad job but a honest answer

    Batwench
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dining by yourself is awkward at the best of times. I may have to remember that for the next time I dine alone and get asked that question.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. How do you tear lung tissue putting up an umbrella?

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    EM
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take care of my neighbor's chickens when they go on vacation. Get free eggs and I get to hold baby chickens.

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    Ava Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is methadone them tasty pot made brownies

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before a school dance performance I sprained my ankle and thought I'd get out of it. Nope. My teacher had the great idea of getting me to blow bubbles before the start of the dance. I limped to the front, with a pissed off expression and blew a few bubbles to the bewilderment of the audience before limping off now seriously pissed off..... That trauma was over 30 years ago and I haven't forgotten it so I really feel for you!!

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao oh that is Soo wrong 😮😂

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Burger King in high school at the time, they had some promotion going on and we had to say "Welcome to Burger King, we do it for you!" This was in an Army town, imagine all these young GI's with cute young high school girls saying this - you can imagine the responses we got; especially since we were open until 2:00 a.m. and many of the said GI's had imbibed at the local watering holes...

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    Xiaolaohu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hardly the callers fault, also, knowing services nearby, ie restaurants stores, entertainment is sort of obvious info people might want when booking.

    Batwench
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was excellent customer service.

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    Xiaolaohu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't face the other way, would have been worse....

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last day would have ended earlier than your last day did...

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was your last day anyway, you've could have just quit on the spot.

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweaty salmon makes a change from smoked salmon....? 😄 Seriously though, that was a pretty horrible job

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    iMom2three Report

    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure paid more than a late fee after that...

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be of two minds on how to respond to this. On the one hand, I'd want to not get involved ("Well, different people have different reasons. You'd have to ask the adults in question.") On the other hand, I'd want to mess with them ("So that the sex monsters who live in the drain can help out.")

    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're clearly not qualified for this job.

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    Stina Kolling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tina come get your dinner, you fat lard!

    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago

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    It spits, you kick. Easy as that.

    Tim Douglass
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kicking a llama is likely to be the last thing you ever do. They can be just a touch mean.

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    7 years ago

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    Your life must be incredibly easy if this is the worst job experience you've had.

    PyromaniacKitty
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    6 years ago

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty good for an illegal alien.

    Jose Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    created this account after seeing so many of your comments just to let you know that you are trash. a worthless and hateful person

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was your mother, I would've had some stern words for your abusive boss. Threats, actually.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in front of customers too (taste of his own medicine)

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job, parents! That's how you prevent your kids from being precious snowflakes.

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to deal with adversity. You know, properly dealing with adversity doesn't always mean sucking it up and taking it. In many cases, there is something you can do about it. In this case, I would suggest arson. Plenty of fuel lying around a liquor store.

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    ge pa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actualy that is the good job in a farm

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, that's one of the better jobs on the farm.

    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially since modern farm equipment has A/C, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, and all the comforts of home in the cab.

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have sold Tri-Stars. In the end, I got $400 per machine sold. I sold about 4-5 a week, and I was 20 years old.

    Rachael Marrast
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost bought one of those things. Good thing they denied me credit because my credit score was too low. It cost 2 grand.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are actually very good vacuums - not 2 grand good, but good. Noisy, though.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've made more sense to send you 5 rows BACK (the rows already done), wouldn't it?

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they wanted to watch. The rows would have been less dense in that direction, having already been depleted of their ears of corn..

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. What kind of revenge? Tell, tell!

    Petya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose letting the sister do the same to him.

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is the point of this story?

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago

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    Can you please repeat that, in English, instead of Idiot-Speak?

    Stina Kolling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He dropped a cheese grater & then said something mildly awkward. Apparently this makes for The Worse Summer Job Ever.

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago

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    "lol". Yeah, I'm lolling...

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    Xiaolaohu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 15 bucks a burrito, that's an impressive level of anger

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing none of your patients got into the rat poison---the neighboring business would've had a huge lawsuit on their hands!

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? Was this at some snotty 1950's county club??

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the flying f**k? Where do you live, Inbredistan?

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the Health Department have to say about that situation?

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snakes could have actually have been useful if they were non poisonous

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've asked him if HE was going to eat it, to prove his point. Then sit back for the fun.

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiight....and this little s**t story coming from...*suspense* a VEGAN c**t.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...if the floor IS clean enough to eat from...

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I just don't buy that kind of thing at convenience stores...

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    Vilem Marak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a boat named hatan. on the weekends i sail hatan...

    Wendillon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan is my favourite colour.

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    Kendyll Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    west virginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Ohm-Alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country rooooaaaads! Take me hoooome!

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, people, this is the reason we have law suits.

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably wanted to drill you a bit...

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That title is wrong on so many levels

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you've advanced to Oral Semen Swiper.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope your parents gave your neighbor a talking-to about child labor laws.

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a case for delegating. Handle it right and you could get them to do most of the work.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Cook and clean while babysitting job? I would have left immediately.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was me, he would've just bought everything he peed on.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing all the things grass and water can make, isn't it?

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You graduated for toothfairy

    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, you must have been scarred for life, you precious little snowflake... :`(

    Xiaolaohu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, that's your worst job? You have had it pretty good.

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you expect Chester Cheetah's suit to smell like, Chanel #5?

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have patted her condescendingly on the head and said "There, there, chill out" 😂

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've towered over her and quietly told her to get her finger out of my face. Then I would've smiled and left her in the middle of a huge busy rush.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not what you'd expect to be part of the job description of an educator...

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, since that doesn't get rid of the weeds---they have to be pulled out root and all. Sounds like your uncle was a d**k.

    Csilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    peanuts grow underground, so i guess taking out weeds with all the root would have taken out the peanuts as well :)

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you have any black people?

    Jose Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously? my god...i hope your god has mercy on your pitiful soul

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago

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    Toughen up, buttercup.

    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an a*****e comment, she was 6 months pregnant u cuntbag what is it with u? literally every comment from u is an a*****e comment.

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    Julie Rennick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember those !! Loved hearing the bell

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago

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    Duuuh....fire hot. Fire ouch.

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what state, exactly, are kids allowed to sell fireworks? B******t story.

    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea Dan because everyone follows the law eh

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    ge pa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you insolent to someone important?

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flipping penny pinchers! Wanamaker's could afford a strongbox.

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you f*****g serious, wellu do look like garry glitter ya pedo c**t

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    Rani Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I dont swim in pools.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess mom never learned the lessons her parents taught her. Or she thought she was being funny (she wasn't, btw)

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shower before bed? How could you sleep smelling like that?

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    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like my summer job in 2016... worked as a cashier at the local convenience store, only they didn't train me well enough, so they just gave up on me and ended up making me clean the bathrooms and floor every day, along with stocking items... that and they only gave me about 3 hours every two weeks >:(

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    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoulda went in the next day and relieved em of all their steaks, nuggets etc.

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    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you ever made a comment here that isnt a dickish one?

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that isn't the job's fault. Unless they didn't tell you in advance you'd be working with flames.

    Stina Kolling
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still really not the job's fault. I mean, if it could happen to Michael Jackson, it could happen to anyone!

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one anonymous call to the Health Department would've solved that problem

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to trade those friends in for better ones.

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    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better of in the kitchen than being front of house dealing with a*****e customers

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    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the fuckbot strikes again, you ever had wisdom teeth out? it isnt pleasant.

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    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being stoned would actually help, dont knock it til u try it eh

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that? Have some compassion, damn you!

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've been funny if that same kid then started digging in the sand at that exact spot. Poetic justice.

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! No complaining, or back behind the wall you go, Pablo.

    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you would be a f*****g racist a*****e trump supporter wouldnt u.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've called the Health Department on her instead---or threatened to.

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    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's nice of them (the customers I mean)

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    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a 'worst job', this is a 'worst employee'...multiplied because he wasn't doing the job at all, all the while, stealing his paycheck from his own mother.

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    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. God. That must have sucked.

    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww hell no no no , that damn song woulda driven you mental

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how some companies think that an extra $2/week before taxes could qualify as a "maximum raise". Maybe for 1930...

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for the state and just got my first raise in over ten years... a whopping 10%. Nevermind the rate of inflation over the last decade where we got no raise at all.

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    ge pa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whow babysitting looks now?

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea because your average child is so up to date with labour laws. dumb miserable prick

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow a nice comment and one that i agree with. shock horror

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    Dan Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an event! Quick, call the press!

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    Dan Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your discomfort means nothing to us, wage slave. Muahahahaha!

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could parlay that into very high wages for jobs no one else can do. That is, if you want to...

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    Mikyla McEwen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How’s this the “worst summer job”?

    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dumping the responsibility of the whole place on a kid

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    SirWriteALot
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wearing shoes at home is filthy.

    Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use slippers, that's normal.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've lasted 5 minutes working for a micromanaging a*****e like that.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word. I've worked in tourist spots too. People on vacation can be real d***s.

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    Jose Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a feeling thats how it is with any conveyor line job, had same types a nightmares about the battery factory and also meatpacking plant.

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry but you are an idiot, if your talking about a microwave anyway, if not then my bad,

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    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldnt tweet this lol, wouldnt the religious police arrest you for bad mouthing the republic or something?

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh id rather deal with a woman if going to a male dominated place like mechanic or hardware store etc, usually if a woman is there she knows her stuff and has an interest in it etc.

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    thepotatogirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I can't even imagine how scared you were!

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless you are a time travelling 1920s era gangster, see below

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    Kevin Braid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, looks like Dante missed a level when he wrote Inferno

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I apologize in advance. Cutting cheese? Did it smell like Limburger? I'll let myself out now.

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    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we still haven't gone back there after the TV incident. basically, we went there when i was little, and either it was a really weird ad or a movie but some serial killer thing started playing on the tv, i remember crying in my mom's arms while the employees frantically changed the channel

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i call BS, 3 months on crutches for a sprain a mere sprain, cmon now

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong as usual danny boy, history will not judge trump or Murica well at all. you a fan of nazis and white supremacists then bub?

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've reported him, or at least given his number to your father to call.

    Jose Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    issue with that is, how would the person know she was underage? and she didnt mention the age of the guy. so...if he was around her age? then i dont actually see any foul play at hand here if he did not know she was underage.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would absolutely NOT fly these days!

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    thepotatogirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: worked at Yale library during summers off of college and loved it, then worked at a donut shop from 12 to 6 so "ugly" (I'm guessing that means they didn't have time to clean up at home), and their dad made them quit, which they were happy about (Rough translation)

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that's called wage theft and it's illegal.

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not surprised, Xians can be the biggest a******s u could ever meet.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what HR departments are for.

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hell the fother mucking NO, id have made damn sure the idiot was blamed and woulda decked him hard. as an ex chef, i know all about these dangers. they coulda f*****g died

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    Mikyla McEwen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like the shirt because I infact love corn

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    Jose Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even sure who Paula Deen is, but she sounds like an old b***h.

    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoulda said, f**k off ya racist old hag

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    Xiaolaohu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, the HORROR.......

    Jose Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sarcastic thoughts exactly...sounds like just another kid who didnt want a job... not to be a d**k.

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dogs should be spoiled to be fair.

    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would've been my favorite summer job! (Unless, of course, the dog was nasty tempered)

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i couldnt stand to be in the same room with either of those scumbags

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, you know, he just might remember you because of it!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive me, but your Mom sounds like a biatch.

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    Jose Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think sentences would be an easier thing for people to understand.

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    thepotatogirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the second hashtag... HOW WOULD THAT BE FUN??

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you brought your work home with you?

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    Mikyla McEwen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not aweful it’s cute. Always help out the elderly

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, sometimes the little ones are the strongest and toughest!

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    Jose Antonio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure how this qualifies as "summerjob's" to be honest?

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    Mikyla McEwen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not bad but amazing, great job!

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool story. Not a bad summer job story, though.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appropriate payback for manipulation

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    thepotatogirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seeing a hamster in a bathroom couldn't have been THAT bad... hamsters are cute! X3

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma was defrauding her customers. What a dame.

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    Heather Vance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something here? How is this bad, and why would you feel guilty?

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should've called the cops, or at least to,d your parents---especially if you were underage.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't a bad summer job. That was just your own stupidity.

    Jose Antonio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not exactly a bad summer job. you can make alot of money working for the right company. but yea i wouldn't have kept idiots like that either if i were your boss.

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    Mikyla McEwen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like you need to go back to school and learn how to write properly.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but from the state of your spelling, you should've been in summer school instead of working.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you made the jobs of people who made minimum wage even more miserable by taunting them? I hope Karma is a real b***h for you.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are neither funny nor clever

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    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like a field trip than a job

    Jose Antonio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone needs to explain to smiley what a job actually is.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a summer job, just a visit to relatives

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    Jose Antonio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a bad summer job. just very poor work ethic on your behalf.

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