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If you never lived in a flat-share, were you even a student for realz? The question doesn’t really have an answer, but it shows one thing. Living with another person under one roof is a one-of-a-kind experience.

And it’s not only about leaving dirty socks in plain sight, bringing in a bunch of friends at 2 am, or borrowing chocolate biscuits with 0.001% intention to return them. Whichever side you were, or currently are, standing on, you probably feel right and the other person is most likely wrong.

But in the land of flat- and house-sharing, there are no right or wrong people, there’s only a nasty-meter that goes up every single time you put an empty pack of ice cream back to rest in the freezer. Call it an exaggeration, but god is in the details when it comes to flat-sharing.

Pssst! More 'I live with a monster' pics can be found in a previous compilation by Bored Panda right here.

#1

Thesis Due In A Few Days And I Don’t Need This Extra Stress Of People Stealing My Stuff From The Communal Fridge

Thesis Due In A Few Days And I Don’t Need This Extra Stress Of People Stealing My Stuff From The Communal Fridge

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Kanishka Patel
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People need to learn to mind their business

Something
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or if you absolutely can't, use your words instead of stealing.

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Raine Soo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good or bad, those energy drinks weren't the flatmate's to throw out. I sense that the author "will be much healthier and happier" if that flatmate was tossed out instead.

Ivy Ruonakoski
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would just throw out the roommates stuff in return. What an asshole!

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Katchen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The monster also wrote directly on the fridge.

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They had absolutely no right to throw them out. It is none of their bloody business. And this is coming from someone who despises energy drinks.

Douglas Turner
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what's not good for me? Meddling flatmates. You know what's not good for them? ME!!!

TV Junkie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I would not react well to this.

Lydia Dean-Melchior
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My life. My choices to make. Pay me back for the drinks you confiscated from me. Oh! And, mind your own damn business!!!"

LivingTheDream
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Threw them out? Uh.... that's called theft and self righteous motives do not change that.

A Head
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The next note should be "Please do not write directly on the refrigerator.'"

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    #2

    The Way My Dad Puts Things Away In The Fridge. This Is A Piece Of Steak

    The Way My Dad Puts Things Away In The Fridge. This Is A Piece Of Steak

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's almost look like a bad photoshop

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he got distracted by the butter.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he enjoys dried out steak that has absorbed all the weird fridge smells.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad doesn't deserve a fridge.

    PARIS ROYAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... has he not heard of a storage container

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    Living with someone is never easy. Whether you’re partners, friends, or random students who met by pure chance and equal need to share a flat, the truth is, a big part of the deal comes down to not-so-sweet moments. Like, noticing your biscuit bag rapidly shrinking in size, or drinking the chamomile tea and shoving in the ear plugs since your roommate is a night owl with a passion for techno.

    Sometimes, though, it gets more awful than that. And when you realize your relationship has become somewhat passive-aggressive and your sticky note battle is getting out of hand, it may be too late to save your (and your roommate's, for that matter) sanity.

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    #3

    My Husband Bought Memory Foam For “His Side Of The Bed”

    My Husband Bought Memory Foam For “His Side Of The Bed”

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going on his side of the floor.

    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats just mean and unthoughtful

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss! I believe it's very unthoughtful too.

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    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, strictly speaking he’s a psychopath. Sociopaths care how they are perceived and this guy obviously gives no fricks whatsoever.

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    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The foam isn't the only one with a memory.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you really married to someone like that? Why would you do that to yourself?

    PARIS ROYAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im more mad he took up more than half the dang bed lol tell him take his precious memeory foam to the couch

    Miss Bow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. That's just too selfish. How can he come up with this, seriously...

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divorce is a wonderful thing. Just sayin'.

    giovanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or this bed is extra narrow? What is it, 120-140 cm for two people?

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't leave much room for you.

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    #4

    My Dad Who Takes Bites Out Of Butter. Disgusting

    My Dad Who Takes Bites Out Of Butter. Disgusting

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    SushiPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its horrible for you lol. Do you wonder why my cholesterol is so high? I LOVE BUTTER.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perphaps Pops would do better if he had small, indivdual pats of butter, like those in a restaurant.

    Phoebe Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm eating breakfast rn and I almost threw up. WHO DOES THAT?!!

    Shireen Maher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok sorry but i LOVE butter. although i dont take bites out of it.. i cut tiny slivers, and thats only once every like 6 months

    Claire B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once every 6 months? You monster! You need more butter than that.

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    Fortunately, there are some things everyone can do to make sure sharing a flat is not a one-way ride to hell. First, make sure you’re compatible from the very beginning. I know, nobody is going to marry their roommate, but being sure you have similar lifestyles, hobbies, and at least, are not immediately averse to one another is a good start.

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    However, many people who have experienced a flat share can assure you that living with your best friend is not a good idea either. Even though it sounds like a dream come true, living with your BFF may reveal less savory aspects of people’s personalities (And personal hygiene.) After all, it’s not worth putting your friendship on trial just so you two can spend even more time under one roof.

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    The truth is, when you start living with someone you know, little things that you were not particularly keen on about their personalities often snowball into giant arguments.

    #5

    My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty

    My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is rather wasteful. What an inconvenience for her to get a knife to fish it out.

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, this does not belong in trash, but to the recycleables.

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should stop wasting food and be more grateful

    K Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you didn't grow up poor, without telling me you didn't grow up poor.

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say "Tell me you're rich, without telling me you're rich".

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    Antz Online
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just place the bottle in warm/hot water to melt it, it all goes to the bottom and I don't waste as much

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a few seconds in the microwave I do that even when it's full makes it easier to spread

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    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just the pb, people need to be recycling the plastic containers as well...

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    #6

    My Husband Is Technologically Challenged

    My Husband Is Technologically Challenged

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lid is literally right there!

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to open it the same way: Through the lid it's often difficult to get the last gulp out ^^'

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    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? It pours more smoothly and there's less chance to spill. Frankly, every time I see these cartons with the plastic cap I am reminded of the Friend's episode about the invention for people who can't open milk.

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And it'sannoying to get the last drops out through the plastic hole. Always some remains and then spills when folding the carton.

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it works, doesn't it? Like it had for decades?

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's his way of protesting against the unnecessary use of plastics

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that reminds me of an ex-boyfriend. He tore open a clingwrap box, and tossed away the blade. He then said, "How am I supposed to cut this plastic?"

    Scarface's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this. I stems from being a certain age when that's how things were opened. It's ingrained

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can re-learn, though. I managed just fine and my parents (over 70 by now) were able, too

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    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a fabric mistake, the way your husband do, he get the last drop out, I do it also that way

    Michelle Martens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stuck on why Dole calls this juice "orange peach mango"

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    #7

    When Your Housemate Uses The Living Room As His Bedroom

    When Your Housemate Uses The Living Room As His Bedroom

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised you don't have vermin roaming around.

    LoveThePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww, can you imagine what his room actually looks like

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can, i bet it is full of the same nastynessso they can not use it..

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    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting! Time for a new housemate

    Bored Batgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because his room is already a dumpster with nowhere left to sleep??

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I can smell it from here....

    Ginny Weasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's house is it? Yours? Kick them out. Theirs? MOVE OUT NOW!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm messy, but that is absolutely disgusting!

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    #8

    I Married A Monster

    I Married A Monster

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. That is so inconsiderate.

    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you just married an a-hole.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd expect this from a young child left unattended...not a grown adult.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many personality clues in that box. A psychiatrist would have a field day with this one. I bet you this person is a nightmare. Inconsiderate is the least of his issues.

    Melissa TO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my nephew was little he used to lick the chocolate off the chocolate iced donuts and put them back in the box. They looked like regular glazed donuts after his "treatment". Learned never to eat donuts at that house.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something a 3 year old would do

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so selfish! If I want two donuts but only the amount of one I cut it in half and I eat half of one and half of the other my bf likes this and does the same thing but that is just horrible! 😣🍩

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are his/her donuts, this might be their way of letting everyone know they're not sharing.

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    #9

    "Its Always So Cold In Our House. Our Furnace Sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C

    "Its Always So Cold In Our House. Our Furnace Sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your wife undestand how the furnace works?

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, your furnace blows... settle down, I'm just leaving

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see why you're leaving. "A marriage is like a hurricane, it starts with a lot of sucking and blowing, but in the end you lose your house."

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    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's almost always a way to arrange your furniture so the vents aren't blocked. Not always, but usually. This is weird.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... this one seems kind of set up.

    Steve in Denver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the gloves, so they'll dry out. The res of itshould be a team effort-- is she the only one who Siffers? Just clear the vent and stop complaining.

    Sanni Salo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't suck, it blows. Or at least tries to...

    SushiPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teucer T, just because he posted this doesn't mean that it's his fault lol. When you said "males gloves" , do you realise that people are different sizes.

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    Even though there are no existing rules governing how roommates should live with one another, psychologist Fredric Neuman suggests a couple of things to have in mind. First, it’s mutual respect. “By respect, I mean certain specific things: Do not eat the other person’s food unless you ask first. Do not borrow clothes, or pick up money lying around, or take up any other possession of the other person without asking first.”

    #10

    The Way My GF "Puts Away The Groceries" Still In The Bag

    The Way My GF "Puts Away The Groceries" Still In The Bag

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    Rachel Ashwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could help put them away since she went out to get them?

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know that she was the one to get them?

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    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you learned while there's still time to run like hell.

    Adem Townsend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that seriously a bag of Doritos in the fridge!?

    GVL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in this time of the coronavirus, they need to be wiped down. Smh.

    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought they were in the fridge.

    Rutilly Oro
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does everyone put these items in the fridge?I don't put popcorn chips oreos in the fridge. Ooohhhh. Pfff its a pantry

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Messy indeed. But it makes snack searching SO much more suspenseful and exciting!

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle does this too sometimes but mainly in the freezer.😡

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    #11

    Wife Doesn’t Pay Attention To What We Already Have When Buying Groceries

    Wife Doesn’t Pay Attention To What We Already Have When Buying Groceries

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is making a shopping list beyond her?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she made one, and has always been using the same one ever since.

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    Puna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm less bothered by her stocking the house and much more bothered by whoever opens a new item without finishing the old one.

    İdil
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legit was going to comment this. You may buy multiple of one item, we all do sometimes and it's okay to have an extra on the side. But it doesn't mean that you "have" to use it without finishing up the other one!

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things to stockpile - Cinnamon?!

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They *are* different kinds of cinnamon.

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    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look, we all sometimes do this, but if you have 4 boxes of crackers or tubes of toothpaste you either need to make a list or see a Dr about some possible memory issues.

    Sherryist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try so hard not to do this. If I'm making a meal and need groceries. I check first before running to the store. It does happen but not like this.

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    Anime SImp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she likes a tooth paste cinnimon soy sauce sandwich on saltines for a late night snack ?

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure she has a condition not to remember things after two items are left ... Why would she think "I need cinnamon!" if she doesn't remember finishing one box and having bought one for nothing the last time?!

    Sarah Esparza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Penzey's cinnamons are different types. There's Chinese, Ceylon, and Saigon, all with different flavor profiles.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me grocery shopping. But we open a new one when the first is empty.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dad! On the upside, when everyone was panic hoarding this time last year, we were already fully stocked.

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    #12

    My Brother Has A Habit

    My Brother Has A Habit

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetful people. Im one of them I can literally do this

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not forgetfull this to me feels more like taking others for granted. I've had a brother like this, never taking responsibility and constantly expecting others to clear up his mess

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    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start turning off your phone. He'll only sleep outside during a rainy night once.

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this used to be my partner... when we just started dating, I was baffled to hear that his family members regularly didn't bring their keys when they went out, so someone always had to be home to let the others in. Like I heard him say more than once that he has to go home, otherwise his mother or brother would be stuck outside, or that he has to go now, because his mom is leaving soon, and if she leaves, he won't be able to go home. Only when I told him that's weird (and demonstrated by carrying my keys and fkin letting myself into my own home whenever I wanted) did he start to carry his own everywhere. Now, even he's baffled as to how he could live like that once...

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby does this and it infuriates me. I can't leave the door unlocked coz it automatically locks by itself as soon as you close the door. He does have a key but always leaves it in the bloody car as it is on a separate key chain as his car keys. Why, I don't bloody know.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key safe - fix to the house, code to get in. Sorted. We got locked out once, never again.

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    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, I'm in the bathroom and unavailable. Figure it out on your own."

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say use your f*****g damn key Your at home blah blah not going anywhere Yeah BUT if I f*****g ain't.... Few times was out and stayed out later on purpose just to leave my brother who does this outside

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is he a cat? Get him his own cat door.

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't. Either he'll remember his keys, or learn patience while waiting for you.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty impressive fur a cat to use iMessage

    Ionut Tautan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny 'till your realise you're living with a child

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    #13

    I Married The Person Who Does This

    I Married The Person Who Does This

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a valid ground for divorce?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is. Plus a hefty compensation for pain and suffering.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't go over it, and we can't go under it, so we have to go THROUGH IT! -The kids from We Are Going On A Bear Hunt.

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get me wrong, but I believe that simple things like that can show whether someone cares about others or not. That logic -leave it there and someone else will take care- for me is a sign of not caring enough.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this when we had an awkward to use holder - had to slot both ends into it somehow. My hands hurt and my partner was happy to do it for me. Might have looked uncaring to others though.

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    Twisted
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why hasn’t the government eliminated these sorts of people yet

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't bother me at all, as long as I have toilet paper it can be stacked anyway you want.

    Evan Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that from time to time - no biggie

    Lynn Biasini McElfresh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is quite a challenge, ya know, taking off the old and sliding on the new one. TOUGH

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had my wife's sister stay for a bit and she did something similar. Put the toilet roll on backwards without removing the finished roll, and try to squeeze it on. Double WTF right there

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    #14

    My Mom Always Eats The Chocolate And Puts It Back In The Freezer Like That

    My Mom Always Eats The Chocolate And Puts It Back In The Freezer Like That

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww! Is your mum keeping it for later or is someone else expected to finish it off for her?

    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does this except shes 5

    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should tell mum that Magnum does chocolate bars as well.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, that is just nasty!

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it´s Magnum ice cream I get it..chocolate is way better than the cream!

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the ice cream is improved by eating it with the chocolate!

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    Matt Hollis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why doesn't she just buy some chocolate??

    Maya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, ok, this is gross. Is your mom a toddler that doesn't know proper etiquette?

    Rihanna Perez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww! If my mom did that i will always think she was a nasty mom

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    #15

    My Roommate Has Difficulties In Finding The Right Hole

    My Roommate Has Difficulties In Finding The Right Hole

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the flatmate drunk? Because that takes a lot of effort to do.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once. I think I was drunk, and yes it was difficult.

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    Erin Womack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it could be problematic with other things in life ... finding the right hole is important in so many situations

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the caption, I wanted to make a silly sex joke, but maybe I should not.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you put it to bed.

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    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus. His girls have to have an arrow tattooed to show him the right one

    AqualiaGuineaPigWolfCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE REAL HOLE IS BIGGER THAN THE HOLE HE/SHE MADE

    Milord Cutter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My Roommate Has Difficulties In Finding The Right Hole" Michael on The Office: That's what she said.

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO i hope he doesn't have this issue in bed

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finding the right hole? Jeebus. Taken out of context..

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    Second, it’s following through financial commitments so that none of the roommates feel pressured. Also, chores should be done without reminding one another, so make sure to set up a schedule in the communal zone.

    #16

    How My Wife Loads The Dishwasher

    How My Wife Loads The Dishwasher

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    LoveThePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend AFTER I SHOWED HIM EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT A MILLION TIMES. I go to check the next time and he still hasn't figured it out

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably has figured out, but either he doesn't care or he hopes you will get tired showing him and do it on your own 😂😂😂😂

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was living with my ex I used to wonder why the dishes weren't clean after a dishwashing. Turned out he didn't know that you have to put detergent in EVERY TIME you run it!! This was a forty year old man. And yes, I dumped him.

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband tries his best to cram in as many dishes as possible and then I find bowls and cutlery with vestiges of food stuck to them, big surprise. I have been nagging him about this since he's been home working. It seems obvious if you overload the machine, things are NOT getting clean.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she think it works like a clothes washer, filling up with water and agitating all the dishes around??

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of laziness in people never ceases to amaze me.

    John Otruba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well if you keep showing them..then they wont have to do dishes. Madness method 101

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    #17

    The Way My Family Leaves The Toothpaste

    The Way My Family Leaves The Toothpaste

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWWWW I am so glad you don't do that either.

    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know it disgusting but it kind of looks like art

    totinos pizza rolls
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister does this so i use my own toothpaste

    DelvianBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky. When my brother and I still lived under the same roof, he would do this all the time. I tried using my own toothpaste, but he would just take it and do the same. When I tried hiding it he always managed to find it and leave it a mess.

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    Parker Stanley
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM DISGUSTED! MY MUM DOES THIS, AND DOES NOT WASH HER TOOTH BRUSH EITHER! EWWW! LUCKLIEY MY HUSBAND DOES NOT DO THIS.

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the tone it’s bit bugs me, and I don’t want to clean because then it’s hard and sticky and - just ewww

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    #18

    My Wife Ate Every Single Marshmallow In A Family Sized Box Of Count Chocula. Every Single One

    My Wife Ate Every Single Marshmallow In A Family Sized Box Of Count Chocula. Every Single One

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    BOU
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less diabetes for you then

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure there's any more sugar in the marshmallows than the cereal tbh. Those types of cereal are packed with sugar/sucrose/dextrose or whatever else they want to call it.

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, buy that woman a bag of mini-marshmallows!

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marshmallows are hardly part of cereal... Signed, A Person Who Gets Flabbergasted by the Idea of Eating Candy for Breakfast

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister also does this and its so freaking annoying!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the cereal but hate the marshmallows. I think we'd get along.

    Vonny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time buy his & her boxes, and hide yours from her

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which means her fingers were rooting through the box or bowl and all the rest is contaminated.

    Euna Magbitang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sis does that with lucky charms!

    Commander Rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, hate to break it to you, but it’s time to be a good sibling and give them a good ok fashioned slap

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    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that is candy, NOT cereal dude! Grow up.

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    #19

    This Is How My Mom Puts The Knives Away In The Drying Rack

    This Is How My Mom Puts The Knives Away In The Drying Rack

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she secretly hate somebody in the house?

    Soph the Loaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually put the knives this way so they don't blunt or rust. I live in a household of 4 and so far nobody's been stabbed lol

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    Ron Santos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry your knives by hand and put them away. This is both unsafe to the people and damaging to the knife.

    Maeve Valentine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i live in a house of 5 and IVE been stabbed

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does that. He stabbed himself once. I was kind of forced to say 'I told you not to put them like that'.

    Marianne Contrino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did the same thing in the dishwasher!!! Thankfully it only took me a few nasty cuts til I finally remembered to look closely before reaching in.

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost my balance and ended up with a knife in my hand because of that. Knives point down every time and stuff it blunting them. I can buy a new knife.

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    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much life insurance does she have on you?

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just see a planned murder.

    Callista pierce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhh 911? theres a murderer o the loose?

    Caution06
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super smart...................NOT

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    According to Fredric Neuman, it’s best not to keep close track of everything you do for your roommate. “Weighing every action on a scale leads invariably to someone feeling disadvantaged,” he argues, so it’s best not to set your expectations too high.

    #20

    I Live With Monsters

    I Live With Monsters

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    BOU
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like I live with diarrhoea

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a thing called a trash can ya know

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's months worth of rolls... At this point, if this didn't bother you until now, I'm sorry, but you're a monster too.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would take a very long time to use that many toilet rolls.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you have 2 young adult sons still living with you.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an ongoing prank with my daughter where I try to place as many of these in the bathroom as possible in constructed forms.

    Im_Crazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how could you live like that?

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there is no trash can? That's all they need. Another target!

    A C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite a bit to pile up.....you clearly look the other way too....for looooooong stretches of time. Everyone poops....

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    #21

    Less Than 2 Days After Moving In, One Of My Roommates Scratched My New, Non-Stick Pan With Metal Utensils

    Less Than 2 Days After Moving In, One Of My Roommates Scratched My New, Non-Stick Pan With Metal Utensils

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's something my dad would do. Heh.

    Lisa Godwill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did this to mine while living with me when they were building their house. He is a chef!!! I only eve use that pan when they are over since he refused to replace it :(

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 28 year old son texted me the other day asking why his nonstick pans were scratched. I asked about his usage and found out he was scrambling his eggs in the pan to save dirtying a bowl & using a metal fork. I said how lazy do you have to be to worry about an extra bowl to wash? I told him if he's that lazy then to get a nylon whisk. He had no idea you couldn't use metal. I tried many, many times to teach my boys to cook, they couldn't be bothered & now none of them know what they are doing in the kitchen and regret it.

    Julie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 9 year old that has taken to cooking. I am teaching him, in detail, about utensils, cooking and procedure. (at 9 he can make a perfect roux, that of course, leads to a perfect sauce). I believe all mothers should teach their boys how to 1.cook 2. basic sewing 3. manners and etiquette) ( I also think that all mothers should teach or find a teacher for their girls to know basic auto mechanics, electronics, construction and manners and etiquette) Along with my boys culinary skills, he is an awarded athlete in swimming. This boy is like a fish in water. What better man can he become but athletic, polite, and mannered in all aspects of life. I am going to leave this world sure that he is able to take care of himself in every way...it is up to him to find love, his passion and path in life...I just want him to know the basics.

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    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me once. The next day there was an argument with my new wife because I'd thrown away all the metal utensils leaving only wood and plastic ones.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic but Teflon is really bad for us. Dupot was sued for this. They had a plant in Virginia and just about everyone either died of cancers or the women on the Teflon line bore children with birth defects. Teflon was initially made for the military; for their tanks so they would be waterproof.

    Julie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be a blessing in disguise. Teflon is horrid, even toxic, and should be avoided at all cost. Switch to cast iron, if you season it right, nothing will stick

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO NOT DO ROOMMATES, PERIOD!

    Scarface's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop buying non stick pans that can scratch. They are very very toxic. There are alternatives that may cost more at first but will save your life in the long run.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER use non-stick! My city is contaminated by 3M due to the old toxic chemicals for making non-stick pans. The chemicals are basically indestructible. So, they just come up with something new we'll find out is toxic in 20 years. "Minnesota's $850 million settlement plans to address 3M 'forever chemicals' hit resistance in east metro": https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-s-850-million-settlement-plans-to-address-3m-forever-chemicals-hit-resistance-in-east-metr/600011594/

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    #22

    Live With A Girl They Said, Things Will Be Clean They Said

    Live With A Girl They Said, Things Will Be Clean They Said

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a common fallacy.

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL... I've seen worse at a woman's apartment. No idea how male bachelors got the reputation for being messy compared to females.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, there are PLENTY of examples where the male bachelor (or non-bachelor, for that matter) is sloppy as f.ck. I do think, though, that it is a gender-neutral fault in people to not care about their living-spaces. I'm pretty sloppy, but not to THAT extend. And I live alone.

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why - exactly - should be things clean because she is girl?

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never, ever be that messy!!!!! I want to tidy it all up and then clean the bathroom for good measure. And then do the rest of their house because it is probably just as bad....

    angelica H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all girls do this! I share a bathroom with my sister and it's the cleanest bathroom in the house.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything I own looks like this. But then, I've got ADHD and we're a bit disorganized sometimes.

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    #23

    This Is How My Boyfriend Leaves The Sink After He Shaves

    This Is How My Boyfriend Leaves The Sink After He Shaves

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of disgusting-ness also depends on what he shaved exactly. I call it "the beard-to-crack scale".

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone that inconsiderate doesn't belong in a relationship. Run. Run now.

    Aisling Badsha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used to do this, and usually right after I had cleaned the bathroom it drove me nuts

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you clean after him, then prepare to be his cleaner forever.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually break up with someone if they persisted in this.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put toilet paper in the sink when I shave using my electric razor. Makes cleaning it much easier.

    Lis A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also use a towel and shake it into the trash :)

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have him clean it. Otherwise is like encouraging that behaviour.

    Mary G----no
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what my stepson does. Made him clean up the mess several times and it seems to have gotten better. men can be such lazy bastards

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    #24

    My Husband Doesn't Want The Case To Get Scratched And Cause An "Eyesore"

    My Husband Doesn't Want The Case To Get Scratched And Cause An "Eyesore"

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    Carmean Armendariz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's scratched. I think those are wrinkles in the protective film.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people scratch their computers? It's like the same people who keep the plastic on their TV and monitor screens? who is scratching that? are you touching your screen so much?

    Mr. Vr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ikr, those people dont get that most glass screens and pc cases are scratch proof these days.

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    Alix BLAIR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leaving that cover makes an eyesore worse than if it was scratched and cracked to the point of being almost opaque, this is ruining the aesthetics of a computer that you probably spent tens to possibly hundreds extra on because it has good aesthetics

    Code_002.2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS LEGIT THE BEST PART OF BUILDING A GAMING RIG UGHHH

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom does this. never takes the plastic off anything. JUST TAKE IT OFF BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND

    Wsp Swift
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This causes more of an eyesore than what he’s trying to prevent...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eugh. I can just FEEL all homes and venues in a roughly 20 tile radius have 2 happiness points removed.

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    #25

    I Went To The Fridge To Get Milk For My Cereal But Someone Put The Milk Back With This Much

    I Went To The Fridge To Get Milk For My Cereal But Someone Put The Milk Back With This Much

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    William Faulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad is alway, but he over react, i leave enough for a bowl o cereal, jut not enough for his monster bowls

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    Ratatouille
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move out. Leave. That's a cerial killer

    TomiSmith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selfish or what, and inconsiderate!

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That way, they don't have to go to all the trouble of throwing it out and writing it on the shopping list, of course.

    Mary Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not the first time this has happened.

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    This should be common sense, but you’d be surprised how many roommates actually don't comply with not going into your roommate’s bedroom unless they are present. Setting boundaries before starting to live together is a great way to make sure everyone is one the same page.

    For some people, common sense may vary, and letting everyone know you’re not comfortable with anyone visiting your room without you present is a simple way to avoid miscommunication.

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    #26

    Day 6 Of Living With A Roommate For The First Time. I’m Looking For A New Place

    Day 6 Of Living With A Roommate For The First Time. I’m Looking For A New Place

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta wonder...who exactly do they think is going to clean this up? Oh, right...Mommy.

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are anything like the girls I used to live with, this will be after a very long lecture on how each of them is more OCD about cleanliness than the other. Yeah. I love living alone.

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool knife! Not the point, but still.

    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew I feel so sad for the people who have bad roommates

    Julie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so easy going about many things. Leave your dirty dishes? ok fine I suppose. Don't throw away empty milk cartons? fine, I will. But, if you put food in my sink, (mine is without a garbage disposal), YOU will FEEL my WRATH.. I do not even mind washing dishes by hand, I find it soothing. I put on "Levon" by Elton John and the warm soapy water and bubbles calms me, gives me a few undisturbed moments to myself. BUT food in the sink, makes me gag. Scrape the plate first by all that is holy, please.

    CheshireMitsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burnt piece of toast in the sink???? thats a pretty designed knife tho it does not deserve to be there in that filth *steal*

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you make a sink that disgusting in such a short period of time?

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    #27

    My Roommate Can’t Read

    My Roommate Can’t Read

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine how annoying it must be living with bad roommates. My aunt had one in college and the roommate was so lazy. My aunt then got tired and she said she would not cook for anyone anymore.(And yes, she also did that for the roomate). So, my aunt was a hardworking person and she would make dinner early and go off to work. Then, the roommate would eat her dinner and she would e hungry. Also, she wasn't very rich back then and the roommate was a monster, in my opinion.

    Snack Attact
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate commenting on comments with my own story but yours inspired me. Me grandma had a neighbor that she invited over for dinner once, I repeat one night. she kept coming over at dinnertime afterwards. Three weeks in my grandma let her dog lick the dishes and put them away in the cabinets in front of this women. She never came back. Love listening to my grandma's stories😂

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They... Put... The... Dirty... Dishes... Back... In... The... Cabinets...

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This idiot did this deliberately, so they wouldn't be asked again to help with this task. Feigned ignorance is a thing amongst those who expect everyone else to do household work for them.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK. My husband does it. All. The. Time. I have repeatedly asked that he not do dishes but he keeps wanting to "help."

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dishwasher tells you they're dirty??

    Barbara Burnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not ignorance, that is passive-agressive behavior and total lack of respect for anyone other than themself. RUN! You do NOT have to put up with any one else's free-loading.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worse than not loading the dishwasher. Now you have to track down dirty things like you will remember what was in there. Gross.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of moron can't tell the dishes are still dirty.

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    #28

    How My Girlfriend Takes The First Piece Of Freshly Baked Brownies

    How My Girlfriend Takes The First Piece Of Freshly Baked Brownies

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    Jocelyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE EDGES ARE THE BEST PAAAAART!!! she's definitely an alien.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when they are too hard. But to each their own.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that she doesn't like corners or edges.

    Megan Romero-Herman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I despise the edges too, so this is something I'd do lol

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddha, annoyed: By "Inner Piece", this is not what i meant.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but the edges are always the best part. You sure this person is even human?

    Whimsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would worry more about the fork on a non-stick pan..

    scarr_bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re the only one eating them, this is fine. But if you’re sharing, that’s nasty.

    Barbara Burnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (1) did she bake them or did you? If she did, she could be allowed to "cut out" a square but (not scrape out with a fork that I assume she kept putting back into her mouth--ick)..,,,

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    #29

    We Are A Family Of Four

    We Are A Family Of Four

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either somebody has a secret family or they have ghosts with great hygiene

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or everyone has one toothbrush for each tooth!

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of these, and buy each person their own color of toothbrush.

    JitkaBlitka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not that easy with kids... every time I buy them new toothbrushes, they just refuse to throw away the old ones. So the old toothbrushes pile up like that (I sneakily throw them away from time to time, but they usualy notice and throw a tantrum. and no, explaining never worked)

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew!! Unsanitary. The human mouth is a disgusting place, and y'all are sharing your germs.

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR?! We all keep ours separate... I never understood why they have to be SOCLOSE!

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    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw them all out and give each person a holder with their name and a toothbrush of their own colour...this is insanitary.

    kim morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross to have all the toothbrushes in a slow dance together. All the bacteria going on . And that purple one on the right and short purple and white on the left should be tossed, bent bristles are bad for the gums.

    Mary Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly who keeps purchasing and unwrapping the new toothbrushes w/o throwing the old ones out?

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a second toothbrush in my glas.. because the cat like chewing on it.. BUT THIS IS CRAZY

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw them all out. Give everyone a new one. Optional: Label them.

    Polly Culberson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of those are used for spot cleaning the bathroom.

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your toothbrushes are mating.

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    #30

    We Love Awful Roommates

    We Love Awful Roommates

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet that sign is passive aggressive.

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    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all very well saying "Well, you clean it". But then those lazy people know that, if they can't be arsed to do it, that one person will because it annoys them to see it just left.

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So just clean it up and lock it in your bedroom seeing you're the only one who knows how to keep it clean!!! *revenge monster moves*

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it doesn't look dirty from this angle.

    MarcAngelina Alcober
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok- I have had room-mates leave ridiculous signs all over the house- and I lived in a multi-person house... these signs drove me crazy... its like, you learned how to use your words at what age? and instead of speaking with me you leave a passive aggressive sign. Me being me, wouldn't clean it out how petty I thought the sign was... I cant stand passive aggressiveness.

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to move it to the culprits room.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many days before everything breaks down leaving a clean pan again?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wash it and send a bill for cleaning.

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    #31

    My Damn Family

    My Damn Family

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they actually read or are they just messing with you?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, and mine only, we just use the tins for what's being used most to least, and the labels come from the factory. I put sticker on the lid with what's really in it, just in case, but I don't think anyone will ever mistake the whole wheat flour for the green tea, LOL.

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the effort this person put into their post!

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like this might've been a long time coming

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    Laura Mende
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had some EMPTY salt shakers, so I put some SUGAR in one, to sweeten my coffee when in town. I labelled it with "ATTENTION SUGAR" but my mom sometimes confuses them and sweet the potatoes. She once salted the strawberries too... White powder isn't always what you think!

    Julie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another traditional concept that I have done away with. Canisters take up valuable counter space. I have a sugar bowl and a salt shaker, that I refill when needed. Everything else, like flour and coffee etc can remain in the original sack or package, in the pantry or fridge.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always split my flour bags when i open them - stupid glued up tops!

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    Alison
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    4 years ago

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    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Families can be GREAT can't they?!

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since we can't see inside the cans, how do we know the spoons weren't just put in front of the wrong can to make it appear like someone is an idiot?

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? The adult doesn't make rules then enforce them?

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    #32

    The Way My Roommate Gives Me Rent

    The Way My Roommate Gives Me Rent

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or waitress. I had a shoebox full of ones at one point when I was a waitress.

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this really begs the question... what is his/her occupation?

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treating a stranger like a chair that the dancer really likes?

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    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's mildly annoying but compared to the other items in this list, count your blessings.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the flatmate part of wait staff?

    Lis A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everyone assume stripping? Plenty of other jobs get tips in small bills.. (Waitress, instacart, takeout...)

    Darren Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually most of the strippers I know trade out the ones to the house for larger bills throughout the evening.

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    Clark Meldrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's enough cash there to pay the bills, who cares about if its cold cash. Just put the cash in envelopes and send the money to the people owed.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, or a short trip to the bank, they will exchange for larger bills.

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    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I’m sorry, is this money not compact enough for you? Are you inconvenienced by getting money? I’ll take it if you don’t think it’s worthy of you.

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    #33

    This Is How I Cut My Pizza To Avoid Cutting Pepperoni. My Girlfriend Said To Post It To The Internet

    This Is How I Cut My Pizza To Avoid Cutting Pepperoni. My Girlfriend Said To Post It To The Internet

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick them up, lay them how you want them, cut. It's not that hard.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! I don't want anyone else touching my toppings. And if it's his personal pizza let him cut it how he wants.

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    Thenatural
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sort of get this....equal amounts of pepperoni per bite...

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you still have some huge areas of no pepperoni, so you either get one or zero, but you usually don't eat a whole pepperoni in one bit anyways, right? Just grab a mouthful wherever your teeth land. All this does is ensure different sizes for each portion.

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    Doubleheader
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, if it works it works. My pizza cutter is terrible so my slices always look terrible. p:

    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What wrong with cutting pepperoni?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sticks on the knife and after cutting they all are askew. I hate it, so i move them to my liking and the middle one is pizza-cutter-tip (I eat it before my SO sees it and wants his share)

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    giovanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this one. Plus, I feel like pizza now.

    mehoi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like this idea.

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't really matter or hurt anyone unless they're sharing that pizza

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    #34

    My Sister Opens Them Up To Check The Flavor And Puts It Back If She Doesn't Want It. The Flavor Is Also Printed At The Bottom Of The Wrapper

    My Sister Opens Them Up To Check The Flavor And Puts It Back If She Doesn't Want It. The Flavor Is Also Printed At The Bottom Of The Wrapper

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    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT WHAT!? IT TELLS YOU THE FLAVOR AT THE BOTTOM!?

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she needs a good bitch slap with one of those

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the flavors are good. Your sister is missing out

    『•• espresso ••』
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either she can't read, or she's trying to piss you off

    Barbara Burnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying that she tastes each one to see what flavor it is before spitting it back into the wrapper??? If so, ick!

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    #35

    How My Family Uses A Tapeline

    How My Family Uses A Tapeline

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the retraction system is faulty? Giving them the benefit of the doubt here since it does look organised and looked after.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the retracting spring is broken and the owner hasn't had a chance to get a new tape measure. Or they don't have the extra money to buy one immediately - good tape measures aren't cheap, and besides - it will still measure whatever you need!

    LeilaOdinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sacrilege! That poor tape measure.

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    #36

    I Love My Wife Dearly, But This Is How She Leaves The Ice Cream After Getting Some For Herself

    I Love My Wife Dearly, But This Is How She Leaves The Ice Cream After Getting Some For Herself

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen this before. Why did she need to destroy half the carton?

    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... You must love her a lot dude

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a carton for each of you. If she goes after your carton, this is not "cute" behavior. This is some form of selfish aggression.

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like you married a golden retriever..

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I tread on unsteady ground here, but I'm reminded of an old girlfriend who - during certain times - seemed as though she would gladly destroy anything that stood between her and her chocolate fix.

    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Are you married to a wild animal?

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy! Who gets Ben and Jerry's and doesn't eat the whole pint!?!?!

    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called stress eating with ice cream it gets serious trust me ive seen my mom do it

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    #37

    How My Girlfriend’s Mum Stores The Washing Liquid

    How My Girlfriend’s Mum Stores The Washing Liquid

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    Marie Stanford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An ER visit waiting to happen....

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you drink milk that was standing in the laundry room? Wait - never mind Tesco is British I think, and they often have a washingmashine in the kitchen. You're right - this could end very badly.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing this is illegal in my state. My brother has been suffering for years with lung problems after his stupid boss put herbicide in a coke bottle and placed it near where my brother keeps his drinks. My brother drank some of the herbicide. He has to go for an MRI coz his dr is very concerned about the continuous coughing he has had since. And no he is not a smoker and never has been.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit, i can imagine if the regular bottle was leaking or something you'd do this, but surely you should write warnings all over and leave it with the laundry stuff

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family this is common... but most of the time it’s just labeling the pudding as cheese...

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egads no! This sort of thing gets people sent to the hospital!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it came in a bottle in the first place.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk ones are usually less sturdy then laundry detergent bottles as well. Could just remove the label, that would help. Then a sharpie...

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she probably really hates one of you guys

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reuse bottles but MARK THEM WITH PERMANENT MARKER!!! Jesus christ, SAFETY PEOPLE

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone doesn't think its milk

    Caution06
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super safe......................NOT

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    #38

    The Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool

    The Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool

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    Shannon Parrott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He broke it!!!! I've been married 25 years next month. One of the first things I did was tell him not to use certain knives for other than cutting food, don't touch my fabric scissors. Must have worked we made it 25 years

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to change the DNA on that tool and upgrade its usefulness. “My Husband? I don’t recall having one. What do you think of my garden? I use all an natural, organic and lifetime lasting fertilizer.”😡😁

    Steve in Denver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the knife and chop up that cactus. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my husband did this ---- wait, he'd be doin g yard work an dI'd be ecstatic. never mind....

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you can give the knife another use now....

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same knife, it didn't last long for me either. It came with a matching paring knife, its still usable

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you break a tick knive just by using as garden tool?

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    #39

    My Stuff Is Circled. The Other Stuff Is My Sister's

    My Stuff Is Circled. The Other Stuff Is My Sister's

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I am. I need to change before I go off to college or it will be embarrassing for me

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say never change who you are, but in this case you might want too...

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix: Trash bag and a one arm swipe.

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 draw a visible line and let her do whatever she wants with HER SIDE.

    Erin E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I picked up bins for my kids. If their siblings stuff is in their way, they put it in the corresponding bin. Yes they should not have to clean up after each other... but it’s a quick way to get things out of their way without being extra petty (hiding or throwing things away...)

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a line on the countertop to divide it (doesn't have to be middle). Anything that wanders over just gets relocated to the sink (or trash, if you wish).

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard is to pick something up and put it right back where you got it?

    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take all of this stuff and throw it into a box. Throw... Not put nicely in

    Carol Roeder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just swipe her crap into the sink! She'll clean it up, or do it again!

    C W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So disgusting and annoying and selfish

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    #40

    My Roommate Left A Surprise In The Kitchen, While I Was Outside

    My Roommate Left A Surprise In The Kitchen, While I Was Outside

    Malcias Report

    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could've just picked it up than done that

    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I wasn't trying to do anything I accidentally somehow thought that the roommate was a girl.

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    I Liquored On
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Write "no worries" in ketchup next to it.

    Shay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a toilet paper roll in the kitchen? This upsets me. Lol

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? Did she s**t coffee grounds (TP on the floor) and if she takes the time to write in it , lazy B can CLEAN IT!

    not happy and he knows it
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Stephanie - it’s not that hard to use they/them pronouns when you don’t know someones gender. Plus, there’s more than two genders!

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    Tully Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF YOUR SORRY PICK IT UP!!! GOD DAMIT! ALSO PLS ENTER MY CHALLANGE!!!! YOU MAY GET A CHANCE TO WIN!!! THERE IS NO PRIZE SADLY, BUT IT IS FUN!!!

    Efaye Liu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your roommate said sorry?

    Sk8_boy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for leaving it ther or sorry for making the mess

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yah neh!!!! This takes the cake!

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    #41

    The Cord For My Wife’s Vacuum

    The Cord For My Wife’s Vacuum

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you each have your own vacuum?

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, or a Freudian way of revealing the REAL monster...

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    Jocelyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is it your WIFE's vacuum?

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has her own vacuum. She insisted that the one I bought was too heavy for her. So now we have 2.

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    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know, that there was such a thing as a his and her Vaccuum 😳 Actually, I think he means, "He doesn't vacuum at all", she does all the Vaccuuming! I'm not sure why. he couldn't just untangle the cord 4 her?

    Commander Rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May have been her favorite vacuum before she moved in

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    Arieke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife's vacuum? Wonder what yours looks like then......

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that mangling is really impressive.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of cord is that even? Doesn't look like any vacuum-cord I've ever seen.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal cord put away badly many times and twirled into a mess. Not a good way to treat electrical cable.

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    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief. This cord looks as if it belongs to a landline phone decades ago.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some unknown reason, the song "firestarter" startet playing in my mind

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    #42

    How My Son Left My Socket Set

    How My Son Left My Socket Set

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    Marck Lorentsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    write him out of your will...!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punishable by fates worse than death if you do that to mine. (I'm female, but NOBODY messes up my tools.)

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    Sheila McEnany Markowitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the last time he used it, if it was mine.

    Whimsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to sit him down and ask him to put it back as he found it. You can even do it together, if he's young.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a new son. This one seems broken, and likely can't repair himself. Still warranty on him?

    RealSans666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, no. you can just fix him with the socket set.

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    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a 12 year old who works on skateboards and rides them this......THIS IS WrOnG

    Robin Childers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit him down and make it put it back properly.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    The teaching moment to set expectations should have happened BEFORE the handoff. Bad parenting = bad result.

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    Tina Harbour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him go back and put it away the way he found it!!

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never allowed to borrow tools again.

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say this is how my husband leaves the tools, except most of the pieces would be in other random boxes.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too - and that's why I keep my tools hidden away from him!

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    #43

    My Girlfriend Doesn't Zip The Resealable Bag Closed And Puts The Bag In Upside Down

    My Girlfriend Doesn't Zip The Resealable Bag Closed And Puts The Bag In Upside Down

    hunt103 Report

    LoveThePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my bf but will swear he doesn't know who did it. I know my kid's didn't do it, I can bet my life that my kid's wouldn't do it

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband. Also says he has no idea who did it. The only kids we have are the fur kind, so I'm pretty sure it's not them.

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    Doubleheader
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would be happy for this.

    Orionpax75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make her stupid ass pick it up that simple!!!!

    Loki Morningstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid. Just plain stupid if you do stuff like this

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    #44

    My Kids Are Trying To Give Me A Stroke

    My Kids Are Trying To Give Me A Stroke

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    Erin Womack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are brushing their teeth. Get scared when it’s not maliciously warped and they promise to have clean teeth

    Pervinca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all these images from "mature" people I though the same thing

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    Roland Kreslin
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    4 years ago

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    For that were buttslaps invented.

    oddkiddo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? That would land you in court where I’m from.

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    Steve in Denver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody posts HOW OLD the kids are who perpetrate these "crimes. Get a tube roller.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it even possible? I could not do that even if I tried.

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stroke over this? sheesh

    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @mary no. You don't have. You punish both. So the other will not come to the idea that he will trick his brother or sister if they had a fight. They get both punishment and the crap will stop for the future.

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    #45

    How My Step Dad Decided To Close A Box Of Cereal After Eating Edibles Last Night

    How My Step Dad Decided To Close A Box Of Cereal After Eating Edibles Last Night

    LocusAintBad Report

    AriMalari87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't lazy or dumb, it is actually very smart in my opinion

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree- it's a space saver. Although I would have cut off the excess cardboard (and clipped it closed with a clothes pin). Anything to save my Golden Grahams! Lol

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally unrelated; i have those same sheets!

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    #46

    My Roommate Has Hit New Peaks Of Laziness

    My Roommate Has Hit New Peaks Of Laziness

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    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND they put the roll on backwards, too! Damn!

    Doge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW IS IT STILL ON THERE.

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had to have taken more effort than to just throw out the old roll. Plus they put the roll on wrong.

    𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this is just way too lazy. Most people put a small trashcan in their bathrooms. I don't get why your roommate can't just throw it away cause the trashcan is probably right there.

    Mia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just me or does it seem like that takes more work?

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    #47

    Savages

    Savages

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toothpaste resembles a monster

    Merili Auq
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooo my god :S soo Disgusting!

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never share a tube of toothpaste. It’s like sharing a toothbrush. Ick!

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seven children and have never seen toothpaste like this :O

    Carol Roeder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really broke the toothpaste tube? Savages!

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    #48

    How My Wife Throws Away Boxes

    How My Wife Throws Away Boxes

    nowandlater Report

    Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, make the box flat! just open the bottom too and flatten it. Saves space and Earth! :)

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your turn to take the trash out, wife."

    Adél Gáspár
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no that's my nightmare. We live in a flat and I constantly need to flatten my neighbours boxes to fit my recycling in, which is already a reduced service in my area due to Covid.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least she took it to the trash can.

    Barbara Burnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to add a couple of recyling bins: paper in one; glass in another, recyclable plastics in a third.

    Carol Roeder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure wouldn't tear it up for her! That is just plain lazy!

    Barb Braun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, don't you people recycle?

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    #49

    Things You Find The Morning After Your Australian Housemate Got Hammered

    Things You Find The Morning After Your Australian Housemate Got Hammered

    jmac46 Report

    Angharad Eatough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what has Australian got to do with it?

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder.

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, a friend of mine died in a house fire while trying to cook fries on gas while hammered (fell asleep) so this is a much safer option.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very sad. Though you can set them on fire in a microwave if you cook them too long as well. 🙁

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booze plus microwave plus food equals "new roommate"

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not so bad. I guess they got really hungry for French fries and then passed out?

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    #50

    My Girlfriend Opens Cereal Like A Neanderthal

    My Girlfriend Opens Cereal Like A Neanderthal

    LaevantineXIII Report

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scissors, honey; they're called scissors.

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me tho... When I don't have scissors :)

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that is so uncivilized.

    Milord Cutter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, nobody your age should still be eating Cap'n Crunch!

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Is The AzureFalcon Method Of Opening Cereal.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta admit... cereal bags are not easy to open. Not like they were when I was a kid. Now... scissors.

    Inclusion2020
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you wake up at 5am for work and get home at 7:30pm everyday.... sometimes you just want to hulk out on a cereal box.

    Barbara Burnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution: a pair of kitchen scissors (to be used ONLY in the kitchen for opening things like bags of cereal and chips.

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    #51

    Pulled The Foil Off Of This To See What Was In It And It’s Empty. And Still In The Fridge. What The Hell

    Pulled The Foil Off Of This To See What Was In It And It’s Empty. And Still In The Fridge. What The Hell

    SneezyHydra Report

    Katy Arnaudova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this sometimes and I am not happy about it.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, or it goes in the sink, gets filled with water, and is left to soak...and left...and left...

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    Vonny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... what the hell?

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have to wash it that way

    PARIS ROYAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when they dont wanna wash the dishes

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    #52

    Wanted To Make A Nice Meal. Roommates Habits Had Other Plans

    Wanted To Make A Nice Meal. Roommates Habits Had Other Plans

    TheLordHimself1 Report

    Brigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come you did not notice this sooner?

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw this before, they had a plastic kettle on the stove, and this is the after result.

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    Marianne Contrino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that didn't happen over night!!! Yikes!!!

    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a whole new level of disgusting

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's months' worth of grime.

    Elena Ktmr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people live like that? Even if the roomate won't clean, how can you live in a dirty house. Either clean it yourself of find a new roomate. Yikes!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people need to learn the "line the burner tray with foil" method.

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    #53

    How My Brother “Puts Away” The Dishes

    How My Brother “Puts Away” The Dishes

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    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast he owns dishes and has made some effort to put it away. I couldn't say the same of my brother, the man has never been in the possession of any dishes!

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there shredded cheese still on the floor... sweep that up.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That blackish pot on the right, I have the same one.

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another uncle trait. He doesn’t even know how to pack.🤦🏾‍♀️

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I agree I don't like it! BUT in his defense at least they did get in a cabinet!

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    #54

    My Sister Leaves Empty Bowls In The Fridge For Weeks

    My Sister Leaves Empty Bowls In The Fridge For Weeks

    Adsnipers Report

    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats it with people putting empty things back into the fridge?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They think it will be like frozen in time so they will do it "later".

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    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it stay in there "for weeks"?

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she also store food in the dishwasher?

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    People put empty things in the fridge because they were mostly not supposed to touch it in the 1st place so they make it not seem obvious that they tampered with the food however, this is just a retard who needs an asylum!!!

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    #55

    I Hate My Family

    I Hate My Family

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    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it and throw it into the face of the person who did it

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gonna be alright Ronald, it's gonna be all right.

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    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this... only because he knows the edges (especially the corners) are my favorite! That makes it a sweet gesture in our case...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're implying there is a 'wrong way' to eat carrot cake?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the American Pie version with a Carrot Cake

    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuzdayschild I really hope you won't have kids. You are a softboiled egg. Some hard answers will remind people forever what they did wrong.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh I like edge pieces, I'm alright with this.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My s-i-l did this to my husband's birthday cake because the middle under cooked and she didn't have time to make a new one. 😒

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    #56

    My GF Leaves Me This Fun Game To Play After She Leaves For Work In The Morning

    My GF Leaves Me This Fun Game To Play After She Leaves For Work In The Morning

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if it’s off... nobody in their right mind would leave a straightening iron on.

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    EA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is that really inconsiderate but it’s also very unhygienic!

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) Ew, on the toilet 2) I hope those aren't on...

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that thing on? Throw it out. Leaving such a device on to make someone hurt himself is vicious enough that she might need a new one.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you living with, Kevin from Home Alone?

    cookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take it and hide it (in a place with no flammable things, of course)

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from that burning stuff I would never ever place anything on top of the toilet. Ewww

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm intrigued by the use of Diesel fragrance as air freshener

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would put the on the floor. Then explain they need to find a better place for them to cool down.

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    #57

    My Husband Never Finishes A Pack Of Gum Before Opening A New One

    My Husband Never Finishes A Pack Of Gum Before Opening A New One

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    Katy F
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who loves gum, this is so very uncomfortable for me to see LOL

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my hubby too, but to be fair he does keep them in his work bag which does get fine concrete dust in. He could put them in a ziplock bag to protect them from the dust though instead of them going to waste.

    PARIS ROYAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont care as long as i get some

    Denki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love gum too much #ripgum

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you send all this to my house because i love gum

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chew most of it in one and put it on his car seat, he will learn when in the office they see him with it all over his bum bum

    aussie snowdropper
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    4 years ago

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    that's the same as pens, no1 finishes a pen completely

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a difference between finishing a pen and emptying it completely. A pen loses its function when its low on ink and writing becomes very cumbersome. It's finished but not completely empty. A pack of gum on the other hand, is finished when it's completely empty.

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    #58

    The Way My Wife Keeps The Cracked Egg Shells Instead Of Throwing Them Out, And Yes, They Go Back In The Fridge Like This

    The Way My Wife Keeps The Cracked Egg Shells Instead Of Throwing Them Out, And Yes, They Go Back In The Fridge Like This

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom keeps them for gardening... But not to put back in the fridge!

    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to collect it for my grandpa's chicken. It makes the egg shell stronger.

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a salmonella outbreak waiting to happen

    TV Junkie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's so they don't smell in the garbage before trash day.

    Rachael Marrast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I leave my eggs also.

    Tapio Magnussen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on consumption ratio, the smell...

    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used for vitamin D, but I do not know how to, and also bad for slugs

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my eggs like that if it's the last few to throw away together. But this...

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    #59

    I Still Love My Wife. I Still Love Her

    I Still Love My Wife. I Still Love Her

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Shireen Maher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he sounds like hes trying to convince himself

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's all 3/8 and not 3/8 and 10mm mixed together.

    Alison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "still" sounds like you need convincing more pal haha

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my hubby did this.... *shudder* No no no no no no no no no!

    tato33uk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Tina used to say: Whats love got to do with it...

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a drop-sy

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    #60

    My Sister Always Leaves A Tiny Portion Of Whatever She Eats/Drinks So She Won't Have To Throw It Away

    My Sister Always Leaves A Tiny Portion Of Whatever She Eats/Drinks So She Won't Have To Throw It Away

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    Anarchy (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was banned at our house, couldn't fit the rest in a glass? Drink it out of the container, find someone else to drink it or drink it when you could fit it in the glass. You could not just leave it like that or else you would get in trouble

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink part of the glass, then pour the rest in.

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    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After finishing these drinks, one goes for deposit and the milk goes to recycling bin

    PARIS ROYAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gurl either be thirsty or drink it alll

    tato33uk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No excuses for this shitty behaviour

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a huge ass jerrycan in your fridge? Do you need to store gasoline in it?

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well sis, I am officially collecting all the drinks, putting the all in one, finding a bottle to fit it in that isn't see through and letting you drink your mess in a couple of days! You can thank me when you puke!!"

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    #61

    My Dad Does This With Every Single Piece Of Trash He Has. Just Push The Lid Down It Isn’t That Hard

    My Dad Does This With Every Single Piece Of Trash He Has. Just Push The Lid Down It Isn’t That Hard

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    psst . . . Take the lid off and hide it ;)

    NaruTheCollective
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One renter here (not sure who) throws trash in the can with no liner in it, will let it overflow onto the floor.

    Alison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be in a recycling bin too

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the lid. The cup itself counts as a composite and takes more energy input to recycle than it is worth.

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    Shireen Maher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UM. The other side of the lid is blocked. It's physically impossible for him to do that unless you want multiple scratches all over your wall

    Katy F
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on that's just lazy

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would drive me crazy.

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    #62

    My Wife Is Incapable Of Finishing A Drink

    My Wife Is Incapable Of Finishing A Drink

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex would do that, too. Said he'd gotten broken glass in a drink more than once, so he never drains the drink. Sadly for me, though, he would just leave his coffee-with-milk sitting around the house; I'd find it weeks later with an inch of green fungus growing on it.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the little girl in "Signs'" (film by MNightShyamalan)...

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they got a cat, they would learn not to leave unfinished drinks around!

    Seg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too but mostly because I feel like drinking different things throughout the day even if I haven't finished what I started drinking earlier. As long as they don't linger around the house for more than a day it's grand

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too because I was brought up drinking leaf tea and it had bits in the bottom even after straining.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a BFF who drinks diet cokes. She opens one, drinks about half, puts it in the refrigerator and when she wants another coke, she just opens it and then puts it in the refrigerator. One day I opened the refrigerator and there were six opened [and flat] cans of diet coke.

    red panda inc.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she has Cenosilicaphobia of fear of empty glasses (you learn something new everyday)

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    #63

    My GF Ate Only The Chocolate Chip Pieces And Left The Rest Of The Cookies Behind

    My GF Ate Only The Chocolate Chip Pieces And Left The Rest Of The Cookies Behind

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    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just have a bar of chocolate then

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking one of those people who only eat green m&m’s ruining it for the rest of us.😡

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    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crush them up and use as pie crust

    Sue Koh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to change a girlfriend... PERIOD

    Henry C Myers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most terrible thing on this list. THAT MONSTER!!!!!

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    #64

    My Wife Keeps Using My iPad As Her Coaster

    My Wife Keeps Using My iPad As Her Coaster

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get even. Use her smart phone as a trivet.

    OogieBoogie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit, I hate iCrap products !

    Arlo Danielson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know how much it would cost to pay to replace one of those? Hundreds

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    Kanishka Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she could use literally ANYTHING but no she choses an ipad!

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that red phone yours or hers... "REVENGE" MUAHAHAHAH

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use her IPhone as a floor mat.

    JORVI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: she spills her drink

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ASK FIRST, THEN TELL HER TO STOP IT!

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    #65

    A Constant Battle Of Trying To Get My Irresponsible Roommate Not To Leave His Chicken Everywhere. He’s Also Got One On The Kitchen Table Thats Been There For A Few Days

    A Constant Battle Of Trying To Get My Irresponsible Roommate Not To Leave His Chicken Everywhere. He’s Also Got One On The Kitchen Table Thats Been There For A Few Days

    Before you ask, yes he eats them throughout the week.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you to prevent your roomate from starting a salmonella farm?

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked away where we shared a common area to wait around and eat during the day. We had to explain to one girl why she shouldn't buy a chicken curry and keep it warm all day on the radiator so she could snack on it as and when. She was very sweet but definitely one sandwich short of a full picnic. She also put a whole raw egg in the microwave. The egg exploded.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the roommate also a raccoon?

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that movie Girl Interrupted...the one that had whole chicken carcasses everywhere...Roommate Interrupted

    Cathal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it makes sense, the bathroom from "17 - I live with monsters" is yours too right?

    Erin E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when the salmonella hits you may not have to worry about that anymore 🤢

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    #66

    My Brother Never Finishes Cheese Dip. He Keeps Buying Them

    My Brother Never Finishes Cheese Dip. He Keeps Buying Them

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    PARIS ROYAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that can create fungus germs u know

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese dip? That looks disgusting! And quite worrying that it boasts it's made with real cheese.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually pretty tasty, but also gives me the feeling that it might be 50% made of polymers. :-| (I eventually stopped buying it. :-)

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He certainly loves the stuff.

    #67

    We Love Roommates Pt. 2

    We Love Roommates Pt. 2

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you need that much force, maybe the blade isn't sharpe anymore?!

    cocoapicasso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, a cooking sheet is not a cutting board!!!! smfh.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the heck were they using a pizza cutter directly on a sheet pan?

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a guest do that to our pristine pizza pan once. We own 2 cutting boards, in plain sight.

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're eating tiny pieces of scraped off Teflon in their food. Super bad for you

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    #68

    My Boyfriend’s Toilet Paper Graveyard

    My Boyfriend’s Toilet Paper Graveyard

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Toilet paper graveyard," all you need here, is to make a tiny headstone with, "RIP, TP."

    Olivia Matovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah that’s the toilet paper retirement home

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting until there's enough "last pieces" on those almost-empty rolls to use in one sitting.

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd sit down and transfer all those little rolls on to one big roll, separating some as I did so. When he or she needs to use it, it'll come off the roll in short portions. Hide all the big rolls under your bed . . .

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    #69

    My Family Leaves The Tub Like This After Every Bath Bomb And Refuse To Clean It

    My Family Leaves The Tub Like This After Every Bath Bomb And Refuse To Clean It

    AL3XAND3R_GTZ Report

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mother ALWAYS insisted that EVERYONE rinseout tub

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunt down and throw out the bath bombs

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let them use bath bombs unless they clean.

    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spray it with cleaner before their next bath. Don't scrub or rinse it put. Eventually they will figure it out. Eventually....

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    #70

    How My Roommate Has Been Using The Aluminum Foil For The Last Week

    How My Roommate Has Been Using The Aluminum Foil For The Last Week

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this happened with mine. The rolled up top is virtually impossible to fix and trust me, I tried. It is as if it got stuck together overnight.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, foil is my nemesis, I have often got so angry at it that I ruin the thing completely.

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been dropped onto that end and it's all crushed up. Take a sharp knife and cut off the crunched end

    Mosritheel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the person in my family who fixes this. It’s easy. You don’t even need to find the end piece. Either grab a knife or use your fingers and cut or pull away those layers. Just pull em away, rip em off. Done.

    #71

    The Way My Roommate Can Never Finish A Water

    The Way My Roommate Can Never Finish A Water

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    Hutt'nKloas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the water from the tap is as good [or even better] than the water bought in plastic bottles [plasticizers!] I dont even understand the need to buy these bottles. Where I live [NL] tap water is of a very high quality and buying bottles is besides extremely expensive in comparison, also environmetal unfriendly.

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    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic bottled water? In the house? What's wrong with the tap??

    Linda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country - The Netherlands - we have very good tapwater (without chlorine) so I never buy bottled water for home use. But not every country has tasty, drinkable tapwater. For example, I don't like the (strong) chlorine taste of the tapwater in France, Spain and Italy, though most of the times it is safe to drink. And when on holiday in India, I couldn't drink the tapwater because it gave me stomach ache and diarrhea, but locals drink it without any problems.

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty. But we drink tapwater and I use the old water for plants.

    Brittany
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Combine them and put them back into the refrigerator

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pour them all into one bottle and put it back into the fridge

    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my daughters travel softball bag.

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also my fiance. Owns two dozen reusable bottles... won't stop buying sealed bottles of water from the store because she "trusts them" and then questions if they've been tampered with...

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    #72

    The Towel Hooks My Father Put Up In Our New Bathroom

    The Towel Hooks My Father Put Up In Our New Bathroom

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    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after a while - that would just get on my nerves? Is that just me?

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is LITERALLY A LINE on the wall to follow 😳

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    #73

    How My Wife Puts Away Our Nesting Measuring Cups, And How I Have To Fix Them

    How My Wife Puts Away Our Nesting Measuring Cups, And How I Have To Fix Them

    wasadealio Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she never had those stacking games as a baby...

    TheGayPandas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean nesting dolls? Or the one with the rings?

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    Brianna Whitfield
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wants to give you something entertaining to do. Lol 🤣😂

    Erin E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she’s the one that uses them maybe it’s easier for her to not have to pull them apart to use them. 🤷‍♀️

    b o o p
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heyy i have that same one

    JORVI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fixing them must be SO satysifying

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, now I have Matryoshka running through my head.

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix up her everything so as to getting even..

    Sue Koh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your wife got no common sense...

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    #74

    Roommate Bought Veggies Back In Early May And Didn’t Use Them, I Finally Gave Up On Telling Him To Clean The Fridge And Did It Myself

    Roommate Bought Veggies Back In Early May And Didn’t Use Them, I Finally Gave Up On Telling Him To Clean The Fridge And Did It Myself

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barf** but also.... Why do i want to pet it............

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's the cure for the Covid!!! don't throw it away!!

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was in the middle of some kind of research and you ruined it.

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOW, AREN'T ROOMMATES GRAND?!

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge at work always had at least one slimy bag of those baby carrots in it. People buy veggies with good intentions then just eat crap instead.

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    #75

    Leaning Tower Of Garbage

    Leaning Tower Of Garbage

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me a recycling anxiety: paper, plastic and greens all in the same pile!

    EA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live we have one bin for all recycling. Paper, plastic, card, tin foil and even glass.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it attracts nearly as much tourism

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never did understand why people come from all over the world to see what happens when you forget to pin the foundation.

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    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married couple passive aggressive "it's your turn" argument.

    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same same recycling anxiety below

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I see on corners street garbage cans which irritates me.

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REST MY CASE RE. LIVING WITH ANYONE!

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a colour thing, it has to be a colour thing. Doesn't it?

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guilty of this one, myself. I put the recycling on top/next to the trash bin and then take it all out on recycle day. Fiance hates it

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    #76

    My Family Never Finish With One Bar Of Soap Before They Get A New One

    My Family Never Finish With One Bar Of Soap Before They Get A New One

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The graveyard of unfinished soap...

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don´t want to melt bits of soap, you can put them in a small mesh bag and use that.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should shave them down, microwave them, and make a new bar.

    Roselyn Park
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s not think about the HAIR on one of those slivers.

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad Just Uses A Tiny Sliver Of Soap For 10 Years.

    Nikki Bastian
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid did this. I hid the supply and she had to turn in her soap sliver to get a new one. She also got dollar store shampoo for a while until she realized I was refusing to spend money for her to pour down the drain.

    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially with my Lush and other soap collection

    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate bar soap, it's always slimy

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    #77

    Went To Make Breakfast To Find That My Roommate Hard Boiled All The Eggs And Put Them Back In The Carton

    Went To Make Breakfast To Find That My Roommate Hard Boiled All The Eggs And Put Them Back In The Carton

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, as a prank it has merit. Otherwise it's just an inconsiderate thing to do.

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... at least mark them, or put a note in the fridge.

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    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this before too, but you TELL someone and MARK the carton when you do it!

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this she hard boils eggs for that day and the days after that then the ones she saves for tomorrow she marks them with a B for boiled it’s not a problem in our family

    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a carton of boiled eggs (for a quick snack), but the carton is marked with big letters. We still have raw eggs in another carton.

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only saw haft the picture at first, and wondered "why does he stand in front of the washing machine".

    Nerdy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my folk do this! the amount of times I cracked a egg for breakfast just for it to be hard boiled it is so annoying!!!

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    #78

    My Sister Only Eats The Chocolate From The Top Container On The YoCrunch Yogurts, Leaving The Rest Of Us With Plain Vanilla Yogurt

    My Sister Only Eats The Chocolate From The Top Container On The YoCrunch Yogurts, Leaving The Rest Of Us With Plain Vanilla Yogurt

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don´t you buy just chocolate yoghurts, when you don´t like vanilla?

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better question, WHY NOT JUST BUY A BAG OF M&MS?!

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    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that my parents ever bought stuff like that, but we would have been bollocked for that kind of thing. Either you eat the whole thing or you don't have any.

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like yoghurt, don't buy yoghurt.... Dumping candy into the yoghurt and you end up with something that has more sugar than ice cream.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! They're not yogurts, they're deserts...or desserts? I forget which one.

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell mom on her or say that she has to eat the whole thing and not just the chocolate, if that doesn't work then hide the yogurts

    Shireen Maher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i am BOILING with anger right now if one of my sisters did this i would be SO MAD

    Roland Kreslin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take all. And empty it on her in the might.

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    #79

    How My Brother Put The Paper Towel Roll Back

    How My Brother Put The Paper Towel Roll Back

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    #80

    My Family Uses Old Cheesling Boxes To Store Everything And Never Label Them

    My Family Uses Old Cheesling Boxes To Store Everything And Never Label Them

    throwaway007651 Report

    Thomas MacLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you cut the label off? Can you cut the label off?

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you'll find a SURPRISE in EVERY box each time!

    Ethan Collard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a unwanted guessing game/memory game

    Katy F
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this isn't that bad. Just open the lid and check, little guessing game lol

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    #81

    My Boyfriend Did This To Try And Get Under My Skin. ...so I Just Ate The Rest Of It

    My Boyfriend Did This To Try And Get Under My Skin. ...so I Just Ate The Rest Of It

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    Lena Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏🏻👏🏻 Can we get a round of applause

    justanotherBoredpanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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    tato33uk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with passive aggressive behaviour are cowards. Don't trust him, at all!

    Ethan Collard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't care if this happens as long as i get a piece

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    #82

    How My Family Cuts And Puts Away Sliced Cheese

    How My Family Cuts And Puts Away Sliced Cheese

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    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the whole point of sliced cheese that you don't need to cut it?

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you use a knife? Don't understand why this product even exists.

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many human t-Rexes are there out there?

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was frozen and won't separate

    Ayesha Kishver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The slices gets stuck together... I know, been there. :L

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, every sliced cheese was stuck together and impossible to separate without ripping. Just get a block and a good knife or cheese knife.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be Tesco cheese slices. They don't have the separators like M&S do so you have to use a knife to get them out in one or two pieces

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Separators = more unnecessary plastic. Buy a block of cheese and a knife ffs

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    #83

    How My Husband Stacks Plates And Platters

    How My Husband Stacks Plates And Platters

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have those same plates!

    AriMalari87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are going the fall and breakkkk, please nooooo!!!

    Alison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My OCD is boiling looking at this

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they did get put away, grant you not well but they did!

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could meet up with Mr. Microwave and swap?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kid do that...but he's 12. what's your husband excuse?

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    #84

    My Brother Ate The Ham Out Of All 5 Lunchables And Put Them Back In The Refrigerator

    My Brother Ate The Ham Out Of All 5 Lunchables And Put Them Back In The Refrigerator

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all - it is incomprehensible to me, why anyone would buy somenthing like this? (I´m from central Europe)

    Melissa TO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American, and these are disgusting. But kids love them, some adults too!

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    Kim Aroeman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you can buy the crackers, cheese and ham in normal packages and distribute them in reusable containers, one for every day of the week? Cheaper, fresher, healthier, less waste.

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who are doing this kind of stuff obviously did not grow up with a mom like mine. I would have gotten punished for something like this.

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother's CAN be VERY considerate!

    red panda inc.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (my opinion) ew.. These (along with others) made me turn vegetarian The ham is slimy and the pepperoni on pizza is revolting 0/10 stars don't try

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is such a crappy food... and i was raise with the chef boyardee... but again... myself i'd rater get the cheese

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get this man some stripy blue trousers and a gaulish hat!

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    #85

    Wife Doesn't Get Why This Lid Position Annoys Me

    Wife Doesn't Get Why This Lid Position Annoys Me

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    Michael Pippa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's trying to help you overcome your OCD.

    Roselyn Park
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate needs to face chocolate. The lid has been turned 180 degrees, upsetting the balance of the Universe.

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on an annoyance range of 1-10, this is a 0.5

    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't eat all of one of the flavors and none of the others!

    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use Saran Wrap to cover the ice cream to prevent ice to form on the ice cream

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I have this exact ice-cream in my freezer.

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    #86

    The Real Strain Of Quarantine Is Having To See Daily How My Husband Cuts His Sandwich

    The Real Strain Of Quarantine Is Having To See Daily How My Husband Cuts His Sandwich

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    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people cut their sandwiches? I thought it was a movie-thing growing up

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier to handle in smaller pieces

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    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triangle sandwiches taste nicer than square sandwiches.

    Beth L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not your sandwich, not your problem

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is minor compared to everything else.

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it IS his sandwich and it Is still edible!

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, did he make the sandwich? What's the big deal. Did you make the sandwich? Cut it before you give it to him.

    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fine to me! 😆

    Hutt'nKloas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say to the wife......mind your own business. Caring about how your spouse cuts his bread seems a bit OCD to me 🤪

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    #87

    Props To The New Roommate For Cleaning The Whole Kitchen, But She Scrubbed The Microwave Oven So Hard, All The Ink Came Off The Dials

    Props To The New Roommate For Cleaning The Whole Kitchen, But She Scrubbed The Microwave Oven So Hard, All The Ink Came Off The Dials

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    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet the inside of it is filthy.

    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she did not clean the glass and the inside

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOPS! She did help clean though!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a microwave, but good story.

    Brigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot to do the glass door, but it looks old, so more than likely wear and tear

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEAH! I'm the first to point out that it's a toaster, not a microwave.

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that different people call stuff different things. Like how football = soccer and vice versa

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a microwave?!?!?

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it was out of frustration. Look at the handle, the window etc. That is an ugly toaster oven.

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    #88

    How My Dad Opens Resealable Food Packaging

    How My Dad Opens Resealable Food Packaging

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I would do this, IF my intent was to empty the container.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, those things never open that well

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm standing up for Dad here. A lot of the time these things don't peel open properly anyway. Sometimes it's necessary to take scissors to them.

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they are a pig to open. But if ripped, I at least cover with cling film.

    hideo kline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are sopposed to put it back!

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    #89

    My Wife Just Warmed Something Up In The Microwave And Stopped It With 13 Seconds Left By Opening The Door, And She Didn't Clear It. Can Anyone Recommend A Good Divorce Attorney?

    My Wife Just Warmed Something Up In The Microwave And Stopped It With 13 Seconds Left By Opening The Door, And She Didn't Clear It. Can Anyone Recommend A Good Divorce Attorney?

    zleuth Report

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky you don't live with some of these other people if that's the worst she does.

    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my dad does this. Annoys the crap out of me. He also leaves the door open, yet I can't tell him not to cuz he's the dad. :(

    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad does that but at 1

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guilty of this, but as I'm the only one who uses the microwave the only person who could be inconvenienced by this is me.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that I'm not upset by this? Maybe I'm a monster, but I don't see the problem.

    Arlo Danielson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family does stuff like that all the time, it's really not a big deal to us

    Fatér Dezső
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a decent microwave, mine resets after 1 minute in this case

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. I hate the sound it makes at zero. But I usually delete the timer afterwards.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Bond is always doing the same thing.

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    #90

    I Live With A Barbarian

    I Live With A Barbarian

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    LoveThePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine opens the new bowl because it's closer to pick up than the already opened one

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the opened one in front of the new one, problem solved.

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    Lis A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually guilty of this. Sometimes it's too cold for the butter to soften in the saver so I scrape at the top to try to get some that is spreadable.

    cookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    step 1: melt it in a small pie platter so its nice and soft. step 2: throw it in their face.

    Mary Ann Burgess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGawd! My Mom does this all the time!

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    #91

    How My Girlfriend Took A Soda Right Before I Put It In The Fridge. Right Next To The Perforated Cutout

    How My Girlfriend Took A Soda Right Before I Put It In The Fridge. Right Next To The Perforated Cutout

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    #92

    The Way My Wife Installed The Shower Curtain Infuriates Me. Mildly

    The Way My Wife Installed The Shower Curtain Infuriates Me. Mildly

    raskulous Report

    Uncommon Boston
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cool, I am going to try it here, wonder how well the shower curtain slides on the rod and if there is enough fabric to cover the bath tub

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely it will grow very pretty mildew lines you won't notice until you wash it

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    Fatér Dezső
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do it this way if it’s a longer one that would look ugly otherwise, applies no window curtains too

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not hard, redo it if it bothers you.

    Sheila Gaylord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be a sweetie and take it down and do it right. That should make you both happy.

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